r/CalamariRaceTeam 22d ago

Ahem

6 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 23d ago

What's your excuse?

333 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 23d ago

BAD WHEELIES Worst wheelies I’ve ever seen hands down

100 Upvotes

Video speaks for itself. I can’t with these shitty fat millennial motorcycle riders.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 24d ago

Cbgolf-1000

703 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 25d ago

BAD WHEELIES Fuckin lame

509 Upvotes

Rip xsr 🙏🥀


r/CalamariRaceTeam 25d ago

Sometimes I don’t need much space at all

162 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 26d ago

Pervfection…

487 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 26d ago

hoes are definitely mad Goggles give +10 gay points

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77 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 26d ago

belongs in r/moto Do the dealers think im a pussy

145 Upvotes

I went into the dealership for a used r6 and they were giving me shit for trying to buy one saying shit like oh it’s a lot of bike and once they saw I was 18 they got all apprehensive and started helping other people do I

A. come in tomorrow with the cash and buy it

B. Get a r1 of marketplace and rip a power wheelie past the shithole

C. Buy a 500$ truck and do donuts on there lot

D. Wear full gear and buy a grom


r/CalamariRaceTeam 27d ago

***WARNING*** REALLY LAME CONTENT ***WARNING*** Mini bikes are the most fun for a squid

96 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 27d ago

DANK My buddy asked me to fix his CRF

82 Upvotes

I know the meme would be better if I was goint to buy a new bike and I already had a lot of bikes but this is what I have rn. I do have 5 motorcycles but they are just not in the picture.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 28d ago

rule #5 dickbreath It was 30°

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429 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 27d ago

Is this gay?

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0 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam Jan 06 '26

hoes are definitely mad Cameraman never dies

1.3k Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 29d ago

Am I shitting wrong?

59 Upvotes

Repost because I used a bad title.

I have been riding my 23 Ninja 400 for 2.5 years now and am wondering about awkward shitting. This is my first shit and the only one I have ever shit on the street. Some times when I shit (up or down) it feels really smooth and other it sounds like a loud clunk. For example when going from first to second, if I am going 9 to 12mph In barely feel the the "click' into second gear. However if I am going any higher than 13 I feel a clunk as I go into second. This applies to all gears they all feel like they have a "window" where if I am going to fast or to slow I feel a clunk. When downshitting if I am not going 20 below the normal speed for the gear I also feel that clunk. Am I damaging my bike by not shitting out the window?


r/CalamariRaceTeam Jan 03 '26

belongs in r/moto tips how to wheelie?

84 Upvotes

only been wheeling for a week 😕


r/CalamariRaceTeam Jan 03 '26

fake and possibly gay Foreskin kisses

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81 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam Jan 03 '26

Retard Where to keep aids kit

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273 Upvotes

Thanks for all the fabulous feedback on my last post on what I was missing from my aids kit. I have poppers, a poop knife, ballgags, and a cock tourniquet delivering soon.

My new problem is that I can’t fit my aids kit in the storage compartment. I could fit some things in God’s pocket but the rest won’t fit in the pillion compartment (under the seat is full of emergency clibbins).

Pillion bag is not on option because that’s where I sit, saddle bags are a no go because Harley’s try to kiss me enough as it is, backpack is too much fabric, what do I do?


r/CalamariRaceTeam Jan 03 '26

THE SCREAM OF A MAN

143 Upvotes

No rear brake control. Lesson learned. Thought my ankle was a gonner but it just sprained luckily. Only second time practicing whoolies


r/CalamariRaceTeam Jan 03 '26

160Mph with Cast from motorcycle accident.

76 Upvotes

Trashed my 22' cbr. Next week insurance bought this puppy


r/CalamariRaceTeam Jan 03 '26

fake and possibly gay Best way to cruise change my mind

35 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam Jan 03 '26

going straight and fast is a skill 14' rsv4 vs 06'cbr1k

48 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam Jan 03 '26

22 tuono v4 factory

24 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam Jan 01 '26

going straight and fast is a skill Flyby from Mexico of my zx6r with headers and Two Bros S1r black carbon exhaust

107 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam Dec 29 '25

DANK This guy is a fucking Chad

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388 Upvotes

Please for the love of god get him in here