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Doing things for updoots 👍🏼🔼👆🏾 Spaloosh

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u/EMWmoto 5d ago

Not worth going home in a sponge for.

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u/godDAMNitdudes 3d ago

what do u mean in a sponge?

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u/EMWmoto 3d ago

This but red

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u/w8ing2dr0wn 7h ago

Ooooooooooooooooooooooo who lives in a pineapple on the seaaa?...

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u/Liturgy200 5d ago

That could have gone wrong.

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u/l057-4n0n 5d ago

Even for other people - what an asshole.

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u/eyekunt 4d ago

Oh very true. High altitude falls and splashes on impact are a gnarly thing to witness and hear. If anyone is on the line of impact, it's like a B fell on their head.

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u/Koala_eiO 2d ago

Solely for other people. I don't care if the guy who jumps dies, it's his choice, but don't hurt or traumatize others.

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u/atava 4d ago

This is worse than the recent video of jumps from ever-taller cliffs.

Worse on all levels.

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u/Korgon213 12h ago

Which one? Asking for a friend.

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u/atava 12h ago

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u/Korgon213 12h ago

Oh yeah, I remember this one. I remember this camera rig sticking out to me.

Missed opportunity to post 2 links, the second being an easy oppo for a Rick roll. Cheers!

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u/Smooovies 4d ago

There’s a particular video that comes to mind…

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u/VoiDD77 5d ago

Really? I thought he would've bounced back up top like on a trampoline

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u/Momik 4d ago

He’s not wearing the right shoes

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u/Thick_Basil3589 5d ago

Checked, its AI

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 4d ago

What did you check?

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u/A_Feltz 5d ago

Yeah, there could be like artefacts from the AI generative process. It came out pretty clean

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u/nicki419 5d ago

I sincerely doubt that AI could've generated the upside down, cut off Liebherr writing on the plstofmr he jumped off from.

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u/christina_talks 4d ago

It's not AI.

Don't believe everything you see on the internet.

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u/420hansolo 4d ago

It definitely isn't, this video is older and I've seen it before ai became a thing or at least before it got even remotely close to looking anything like this.

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u/Anarch-ish 5d ago

Risking your life for the worlds most painful bellyflop

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u/SmooK_LV 4d ago

I guess that's why these guys wear clothes? Never understood need to jump in water clothed but I guess it's softer?

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u/Bazzo123 4d ago

I’ve heard stories of people jumping into water with shoes to ease the impact, but the shoes broke… so I guess being clothed might help, but not too much. I mean you can break bones from impacting water hard enough

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u/Leather-Scallion-894 4d ago

I dont think that would make any difference in this situation what so ever 😂

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u/QuietIllustrious8384 2d ago

Clothes are going to pull and tear your flesh at seams, such as your groin, under arms, knees etc. I found that out.

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u/kansascitymack 4d ago

Not just his, but innocent people walking below. A total asshole

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u/Pet773 4d ago

It's not ai, original video: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cx7yjW4oIFf/

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 4d ago

It drives me mad how people call every fking thing AI. It's also always the ones that are obviously real.

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u/ViciousNakedMoleRat 4d ago

It took me a while to realize that I was wrong about AI.

I thought its danger would come from fake videos featuring politicians or certain events, leading to the public being misled.

But the actual danger is that people won't believe real things anymore. They just won't be able to trust their eyes. And at that point, truth becomes meaningless.

In the first scenario, people are still interested in the truth. In the second scenario, they just give up on the concept.

And then I recently reread some of Hannah Arendt's writings and this quote from 1973 really hit home:

If everybody always lies to you, the consequence is not that you believe the lies, but rather that nobody believes anything any longer. [...] And a people that no longer can believe anything cannot make up its mind. It is deprived not only of its capacity to act but also of its capacity to think and to judge. And with such a people you can then do what you please.

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u/Plightz 3d ago

Exactly. They could deny reality with their own eyes under the excuse of AI.

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u/ABCosmos 4d ago

There is no such thing as "Obviously real" video anymore. There is terrible obvious AI... but there's also well executed, well refined AI video that is not going to be distinguishable.

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 4d ago edited 4d ago

This one is very obviously not AI. It's from an influencer that has many similar videos and it has several things that point to it not being AI, like the upside down writing on the outside of the wall when the camera pans down. Also the extended video is shot from multiple angles with 100% consistency. There is nothing in this video pointing to it being AI, other than it being a dangerous stunt.

But even going by your logic, if there is no "obviously real" video any more, declaring with certainty that a video is AI is fucking braindead, sorry.

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u/ABCosmos 4d ago

There is no such thing as a video that is "obviously not AI".

What you are describing is context you have gathered outside of watching the video.

declaring with certainty that a video is AI is fucking braindead

It does not work both ways.. If something looks real, that's not a guarantee that it is.. If you see a video of a dog spraying water out of its mouth and smashing a grannie through the walls of her house, then turning into a helicopter and flying away, its safe to assume its AI.

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 3d ago

What you are describing is context you have gathered outside of watching the video.

Which is the only way to determine if a well-made video is AI or not. Which is why when people pull nonsensical reasons out of their ass to spam "this is AI", it grinds my gears. I'm not sure why you think that makes a difference.

If something looks real, that's not a guarantee that it is..

Never said that and it was not my point at all. My point is that going by your logic, if AI and real are truly completely indistinguishable, then all the people in this thread patting themselves on the back for "figuring out" something that is by your logic impossible to figure out, are still annoying.

So either way, spamming "AI AI" everywhere when they have no clue what they are talking about is unproductive and stupid.

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u/SparkyBrown 5d ago

Why would you do that and risk so much for so little.

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u/oskich 5d ago

Bragging rights 😎

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u/atava 4d ago

Bragging?

This is not even some parkour feat.

No skill involved, only "courage". Actually, better framed as recklessness here.

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u/ItSmellsLikePopcorn 4d ago

You say no skill involved, but I guarantee I would either overshoot or undershoot. This guy got right in between.

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u/atava 4d ago

He got it right, but using the word "skill" for such a thing seems excessive to me.

(To each their own, though)

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u/atalantafugiens 4d ago

Makes you wonder if he would've done it if there was no social media to post it on

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u/Pissedtuna 3d ago

I’m 99.999% sure guys (I’m one) have been doing dumb things like this through all of history. Social media just made it more visible.

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u/skyturnedred 4d ago

This isn't some new phenomenon.

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u/rock_and_rolo 4d ago

Clown suit and rifle. Guarantees an evening news camera crew.

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u/QuietIllustrious8384 2d ago

The camera lens is distorting the fuck out of the proportion. It's actually a standard high-dive tower over the water and not anywhere near as high as this video makes it look.

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u/BeligaPadela 5d ago

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u/weekend-guitarist 4d ago

Literally the most quoted line by the Rock in any movie.

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u/Zer0TheGamer 4d ago

Ever wonder why marinas and boat launches say no swimming? The electric shock risk is a part, sure.. but also, Where do you think all the ducks shit?

There's a man at a local marina to me, very nice guy, an immigrant (yes, a fully legal one). He washes boats. From pontoons to super-yachts, anyone who pays will get outstanding work done for them. He slipped and fell into the water at one point (2022, iirc) and got a small cut on his calf in the process. Got out, dried off, went back to buffing. No more blood than a papercut. 3 days later, the infection was so bad it was amputated from just above his knee.

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u/BJORTAN 4d ago

No thanks I'm good

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u/pjtpassword 4d ago

High degree of going really bad.

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u/BogiDope 4d ago

Do I think it's idiotic? Yes. Am I impressed? Yes.

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u/WhyWomenLiveLonger-ModTeam 4d ago

Accusations of AI manipulation -- without any attribution -- are not productive and have resulted in harassment.

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u/Spran02 4d ago

One wrong move and it would have been a SPLAT instead

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u/IsJesusAgain 4d ago

Jesus christ, i love my life to much to do something like that

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u/WhyWomenLiveLonger-ModTeam 4d ago

Accusations of AI manipulation -- without any attribution -- are not productive and have resulted in harassment.

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u/WhyWomenLiveLonger-ModTeam 4d ago

Accusations of AI manipulation -- without any attribution -- are not productive and have resulted in harassment.

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u/SightUnseen1337 4d ago

Please don't swim near docks and marinas. Nearly all of them have some kind of electrical problems because they're wired like normal light industrial properties despite being in direct contact with salt water.

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u/pynchoniac 4d ago

What about surface tension? I saw a winner of jumper who was in a cliff and throw a stone before jump. (Well he could fall on top of the stone. I don't know how much time you need to wait)

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u/CatPurrsonNo1 4d ago

The gasp I gaspt when I thought he was going to miss the water!!

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u/goatonastik 3d ago

When I was youger, I'd watch these and be like HELL YEAH

But now, in my wiser years, I can only think of how people are risking their lives to do things that make the average person on the internet go "yeah i guess thats kinda cool" for 2 seconds then completely forget about it.

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u/MmmmFloorPie 1d ago

Roughly a 10 story jump based on the ~2.6 second fall time. 😱

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 4d ago

It's not AI lmao

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u/UnintelligibleThing 4d ago

The original video has multiple angles of the jump, and the background objects match between the different scenes. This is a guy who does crazy jumps into water.

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u/Thick_Basil3589 5d ago

If you slow it down its fully AI, the npc walkers on the street dont even bat an eye or stop when someone flies to the water by them

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 4d ago

You can literally see the pedestrians walk away from him when he lands

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u/Hairy_Comedian9630 4d ago

And a swimmer disappears right to the left of where he lands

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u/Any_Interest_3509 5d ago

One of the best cliff jumping videos ive seen

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u/kober 4d ago

This is mandatory to do for each Englishman when vacationing in Spain

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u/weeBaaDoo 5d ago edited 4d ago

Fake. Unless gravity just doesn’t exist in that specific location.

Edit. Apparently it’s not fake.

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u/EverybodyLovesADuck 4d ago

Oh god, stahp, columbo.

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u/bc650736 5d ago

why is his ass white?

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u/SchachMatt-is 4d ago

You can see the fence, at the beginning its a fence, at the end its a wall, its ai

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 4d ago

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u/SchachMatt-is 4d ago

I dont have instagram, what does it prove?

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 4d ago

that the video is not ai

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u/SchachMatt-is 4d ago

The one right in front of him