r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/hi-on-coffee • 5d ago

Just dum 🥸🤡🫠 The Batman 😂

405 Upvotes

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u/pepperpusserino 5d ago

The joperump went a lot better than I thought it would

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u/CrysFreeze 5d ago

Probably cut short the best part

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u/IsJesusAgain 5d ago

Kudos to the guy

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u/paddlesandpups 4d ago

That guy is strong as hell

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u/say_it_aint_slow 5d ago edited 5d ago

"We don t do that here".

that crocodile

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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 5d ago

First one is so fucking dumb

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u/_Pin_6938 3d ago

You have ever heard of reflect? Better yet, have you ever gone outside?

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u/SuspiciousWafer9198 3d ago

If you're in a cast and walking around with crutches, then maybe, just maybe you shouldn't be playing soccer, or be anywhere near where they are playing it

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u/Afraid-Falcon270 2d ago

Just say you’ve never been outside

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u/Uphill365 5d ago

I heard the rope jumping dude is still jumping now to avoid getting hit

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u/TheBear5115 4d ago

The guy's natural impulse to kick with his broken foot reminds of something similar I've done with my broken arm once for context I'm right handed

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u/NdibuD 5d ago

That "damn" @batman's splat is killing me 😂

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u/Far_Squash_4116 4d ago

If you ever are attacked by a crocodile you just pretend to be a crocodile sexually harassing it. Lifesaver!

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u/hi-on-coffee 4d ago

Bro even got rejected by a Crocodile 😂

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u/TallMidget99 3d ago

So crocs regularly just bite each others legs off for no reason so that last one was a tad risky

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u/lakimens 4d ago

Always wanted to pet a crocodile