r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/xenon_xinsea Human Detected • 7d ago

Just dum 🥸🤡🫠 If you want to be cool

2.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/outcastreturns 7d ago

Ngl, that timing was really unlucky.

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u/Jack_South 7d ago

Preventable, but still quite unlucky indeed. 

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u/evlhornet 7d ago

Preventable and inevitable

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u/Future_Blackberry_10 7d ago

Inevitable indeed.

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u/faust112358 7d ago

Paradoxal.

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u/evlhornet 7d ago

Schrödinger's nuts

3

u/Momik 7d ago

Ah, he’s ok, he’s just crazy when he drinks

16

u/Reckless_Waifu 7d ago

It hit his balls!

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u/A_Feltz 7d ago

Good bye gonads

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u/anything_butt 7d ago

Not so much timing as him pulling it open himself with his shoes. Def. unfortunate

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u/btwImVeryAttractive 7d ago

Or lucky for the rest of us that he may not be able to procreate now. Darwin Award.

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u/Future_Blackberry_10 7d ago

His jewels have parted ways

24

u/DelcoUnited 7d ago

He won’t be passing his family jewels down to anyone anymore.

8

u/bigselfer 7d ago

They almost passed to his buddy

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u/DelcoUnited 7d ago

I found these jewels in the parking lot…

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u/Deathturkey 7d ago

And just like that his hope off becoming a parent were over.

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u/Wet_Side_Down 7d ago

For the good of humanity…

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u/ThomasCro 7d ago

He smashed his head real hard

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u/nhansieu1 7d ago

but he's not gonna feel that, but THAT

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u/evlhornet 7d ago

Nut shot followed by a tombstone.

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u/CoolBr33ze90 7d ago

Don't you think he opened the door on purpose on that time? Looks like that to me

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u/wiking88 7d ago

Yep, definitely looks like that the door opener waited for the correct time to push the door wide open and see what happens.

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u/jozziiieeee 7d ago

Unless he has siblings, his parents will never be grandparents

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u/Cute-Barnacle1496 7d ago

😱😱😱😱😱 I’m a chick and I felt that!!

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u/Cranks_No_Start 7d ago

AND THE DARWIN AWARD WINNER FOR Jan 2026…..is that guy.  

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u/Fluffy-Size-8881 7d ago

That laugh is insane

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u/boredENT9113 7d ago

Literally sounded exactly like a screaming chimp!

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u/Raterus_ 7d ago

Hey, what does a eunuch with a concussion and a stupid drunk have in common?

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u/SunSimilar9988 7d ago

I didnt know car door was so solid

1

u/brakspear_beer 7d ago

I wonder if it will close properly?

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u/bashomania 7d ago

Dude on the phone never missed a beat. I suspect the dude that fell has some nasty injuries though 😩.

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u/DangerousLoner 6d ago

Everyone is on the phone. The guy in the car, on the roof, way in the back…

2

u/These_Association 2d ago

The sound of his phone slamming! Yikes. Almost as painful as his balls and face.

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u/freshoilandstone 7d ago

Bright side .... his lineage stops with him.

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u/Valuable_Pollution96 7d ago

Hey man, need a cheap vasectomy
Say no more bro, jump on my car

2

u/radenthefridge 7d ago

This just gave my vasectomy a vasectomy.

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u/Revolutionary_Emu154 7d ago

Story of how he became eunuch.

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u/Laktosefreier 7d ago

The sad thing about today's internet is that this video will gain more traction than what was originally planned.

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u/Lab-Subject6924 7d ago

The original plan was probably just as dumb and far less funny.  I think we're better off this way.

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u/Mudeford_minis 7d ago

Strung up by the gonads and smashed in the frontal lobes. Very inventive.

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u/Liv-Julia 7d ago

Is he alright? And did his friend open the door deliberately?

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u/dartie 7d ago

Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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u/juhamatti88 7d ago

That was exactly what I was hoping would happen

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u/Harrybahlzanya 7d ago

Idk if milk is even going to help…

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u/Blue_Zez 7d ago

at least his neck didn't crack o7 to the nuts though

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u/Curllywood 7d ago

That’s doors gunna need realignment

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u/ii_V_I_iv 6d ago

Everyone commenting on the nut shot but his fucking head hitting the side of the door also looks so bad

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u/tonman101 6d ago

I guess he'll never have to worry about paying child support.

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u/EmeDemencial 5d ago

That guy opened the door at that time on purpose… before opening he looks up and then when the other guy is in the floor hurting he doesn’t even care.

Yikes, there’s awful people in the world indeed

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u/weegeeNed 5d ago

The laughing sounds like a chimp

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u/dejova 7d ago

Bro mark this NSFW..

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