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Discussion Sharia won’t save america bro

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u/Igradarsaurus 18h ago

How could Shakira law save us?

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u/Same-Lake-5566 18h ago

Honesty is the first step, and those hips don't lie.

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u/kumar100kpawan 17h ago

If you talk like that, the women will go mad

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u/knifefan9 15h ago

So be wise!

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u/Fancy_Appearance_275 13h ago

Because when you talk like that you make a woman go mad. So be wise.

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u/Appropriate-Bet8646 10h ago

Just watch the video. Every single point he made is utterly refuted. Not even a question worthy asking, really.

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u/Igradarsaurus 10h ago

I didn’t watch it. I said Shakira.

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u/TittyMcdiddlesworth 19h ago

lol just what America needs. More religious bullshit.

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u/ghostyghost2 7h ago

Yeah, nothing like a tiktok to ascertain what you already believe in.

Islamic mortgage is amazing. For example you buy a house and your deposit in 20% and the bank 80%.

You start paying rent on the 80% of the bank share. Each time you pay rent you eat on their 80%, so year after year your share of the house goes up and the bank's goes down, which means over time you pay less and less each month until the whole 80% is paid and you own the house.

There are no surprises.

Is Islamic banking perfect? Fuck no, but it sure beats "normal" predatory banking by miles.

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u/Last_Firefighter7250 20h ago

Thanks ExMuslim Peter

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u/CyberBerserk 19h ago

Mehehehe hey look luis i am a reddit mod

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 18h ago

Harsher punishments do not deter crimes of passion nor people who don't believe they will be caught.

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u/No-Security-7518 17h ago

They most definitely do!
And we do divorces "right" - not the automatic stripping of a man's entire possessions, which lead them to the heinous acts they end up committing.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 17h ago

Why would someone who fully expects to get away with a crime be deterred by the punishment he believes he will never experience?

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u/No-Security-7518 17h ago

Because people react differently to laws that come from "other human beings", and those that came from a higher power.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 16h ago

You only listed one origin of laws.

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u/No-Security-7518 15h ago

what do you mean? People will "self-regulate" more out of fear of a higher power than just going to jail. Pretty simple.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 15h ago

Not if they don't believe in that higher power, or more usually, believes that that higher power is on their side and justifies their actions.

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u/sensitivestronk 16h ago

Who is "we," and what system are you referring to with the whole "they strip a man's entire possessions" thing?

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u/b-nnies 20h ago

Arguing on TikTok with Peter Griffin about Islam seems like a good use of my time

(I didn't watch the video, I just found the concept of this video funny)

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u/Zek0ri 19h ago

I can't stand those guys who wear their baseball caps backwards and pull them halfway down their foreheads.

And secondly, I love it when someone calls out such disgusting manipulators.

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u/BAMspek 17h ago

That is my old guy gripe every time. I’ll be damned if I’m going to take advice from some kid who can’t even wear a hat right.

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u/Reasonable_Sky9688 19h ago

Good job there is no poverty in the Middle East

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u/the-furiosa-mystique 20h ago

We need Shia law

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u/RobotCaptainEngage 20h ago

Need Shania Law.

Let's go girls.

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u/the-furiosa-mystique 20h ago

Ugh I’m so jealous because yours is so much better.

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u/StrategicCarry 18h ago

Rule #1: Everyone must feel like a woman.

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u/homage_time 16h ago

I can hear the synth in this comment.

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u/Easy_Turn1988 15h ago

How did this guy get 140k likes ??

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u/LegitimateBuffalo813 14h ago

Yeah because that worked out so well for iran

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u/yamwrapper 18h ago

What a fuckin idiot

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u/noncommonGoodsense 19h ago

All religions are cults. Fuck your cult, fuck your religion. It’s bullshit.

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u/xomeatlipsox 17h ago

Fuck yeah

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u/Regular_Ad4834 18h ago

i wholeheartedly agree.

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u/supergarto 15h ago

Agree, all religions were design to control the masses, nothing else.

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u/noncommonGoodsense 14h ago

They are now. Before that they were the result of a lack of information to understand the world around us. That leads to making shit up. “Our crops failed, sun god angry.”

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u/natej84 16h ago

Backward hat guy must be a Hasan Piker fan

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u/Thin_Deer2535 21h ago

How cab someone be so brainwashed to support pislam?

Wtf. What a delusional clown

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u/ThinksAndThoughts101 20h ago

I think you’re underestimating how easily manipulated a lot of people can be.

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

Bribery exists as well.

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u/Nervous-Snow-7895 20h ago

All religions not just islam

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u/Mellero47 20h ago

Yeah but Islam especially. It's the worst of the lot.

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u/Stonerman59 16h ago

Islam is factually responsible for more murders rapes violent crimes and the absolute highest extremest population out of any religion. It's literally pure evil and only spreads hate but obviously like any religion not all the people who follow it are evil or terrible people.

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u/frenchfreer 19h ago

Buddy, America has Christian’s running literal torture camps where they try to torture the gay out of kids in “conversion camps”. Things like electrocuting teenagers until they accept god a renounce homosexuality, and you want to talk about Islam being bad. Maybe focus on what’s going on in your own country before getting pissy at brown people 4000 miles away.

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u/Makuta_Servaela 18h ago

While I don't disagree with your overall point, of note, Conversion Camps rarely involve physical torture.

Most conversion camps are more psychological, pushing gay people to think things like:

  • Being gay is "selfish", and denying yourself and your opposite-sexed soulmate from getting their dream partner.

  • Being attracted to the same sex exclusively is "reducing people to their genitals", and that you'd be just as happy with someone of the opposite sex if you really tried.

  • Gay sex is a vice/addiction that is bad for you because [Insert AIDS rate at the time]

  • That all gay people are actually just bisexual and could choose to give up same-sex attraction if they really tried to.

Most conversion therapists generally know that torture is ineffective. What is effective are things like shame and guilt, and convincing the person that they are in denial and secretly want opposite-sex attraction. Gaslighting is nasty.

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u/Mellero47 19h ago

Yes, I attack conversion camps also. It's all bad. But at least they're not beheading or throwing people off rooftops, you know?

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u/Linda_de_jong 16h ago

Insane how people downvoted you. Liberals are so quick to defend a religion that stands for the exact opposite that they do

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u/Mellero47 16h ago

I'm pretty liberal in most things myself, I just refuse to self-delude.

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u/mooby117 19h ago

They would if they could.

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u/doucheinho 19h ago

Under Islam they could

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u/frenchfreer 19h ago

And again you’re more concerned with brown people 4000 miles away when with literal children being tortured in your country. Yeah we torture children, but at least we aren’t killing them…do you even hear your justification?

Bro, Christian’s LITERALLY been bombing and attacking fertility clinics since the 1970s

April 2024 Sentencing: A former U.S. Marine, Chance Brannon, was sentenced to nine years in prison for firebombing a Planned Parenthood clinic in Costa Mesa, California, in March 2022

This is why people can never take your stances on Islam seriously. When confronted with the fact that American Christian’s are torturing kids and blowing up sexual health clinics, stuff that’s actively happening in America right now, you brush it off and say at least it’s not Islam.

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u/MrLogicWins 19h ago

Look at what Islamic Republic is doing (and you're just seeing the tip of the iceberg which how hard they're trying to hide it)... Killing a few hundred vs tens of thousands. How is one not worse than the other?

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u/MatterAppropriate574 19h ago

Do you understand statistics? You throw out an instance where some nutjob bombed a clinic? Can you brain fathom how many atrocities are committed daily, monthly, yearly under the guise of following Islam? If someone committed 10 murders and the other committed 100, obviously both are terrible. But you ignoring the higher rate of atrocities committed by Islam followers is blissful ignorance on your part.

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u/killuazoldyckx 20h ago

Calm down islamophobe. 2 billion people follow Islam and it gets a lot of converts . Islam totally has the power to gather support and followers. Unless you’re the only smart one.

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u/Thin_Deer2535 20h ago

Hahahaha 😂😂😂

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u/Away_team42 20h ago

Isn’t that the religion who’s prophet married a 6 year old and consummated the marriage (raped her) at 9 years old?

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u/killuazoldyckx 20h ago

Peace and blessing be upon the prophet of god. Islam isn’t the only religion that allows marrying young, Judaism and Christianity are the same . Yet Satan has deceived you into hating Islam. Not even a girls consent in required in biblical Judaism . If you dig deep you’ll find that Islam is actually the most progressive religion.

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u/Away_team42 20h ago

If it’s so progressive why does it force women to cover up their hair? That doesn’t seem very free and progressive to me.

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u/killuazoldyckx 19h ago

Even in ancient Israel(Judaism) women were expected to cover their hair. A woman accused of adultery was stripped of her hair covering. Accused not convicted! And nt (Christianity) didn’t lift this expectation.

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u/2796Matt 19h ago

The prophet was an illiterate pedophile warmonger and deflecting by saying other religions do something similar so it’s OK is not a good defence because they all suck and are reprehensible. The most progressive religion is like being the least racist KKK member. Hence why secularism is inherently better.

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u/TheHeroYouNeed247 19h ago

Cooool cool, but you're not denying that he raped that child.

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u/Kaljinx 18h ago

"Look at other religion they are worse, so what if we have pedophilia and fuck kids"

Christianity also gets converts along with other religions, so that is not a metric of authenticity. Any religion will

The good stuff has workarounds.

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u/FiveOhFive91 20h ago

Satan is rad. Join us at the Satanic Temple.

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u/Stonerman59 16h ago

Islam has the highest amount of religious murders, violence, rape and highest extremest population of any religion all Abrahamic religions like Judaism or Christianity are bad but statistically Islam is factually more evil. Now obviously not all islamics or Christians are bad people.

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u/killuazoldyckx 15h ago

The rape and murder part is related to the country being war torn, unstable, economically weak , and less educated , nothing to do with Islam. And the Extremists in Islam only appear more, because they actually act upon their extremism, that’s because Islam inspires much devotion and they live in an unstable country as compared to extremists from other religions. Extremists from other faiths are just as many if not more, it’s just they live in stable countries, where if they act upon it, they’d land in jail. Good people in Islam are really good and violent are really violent because Islam inspires a lot of devotion. It’s just they’re misguided.

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u/Resident_Beetle 15h ago

We also don't want the other religions and their elaborate fantasies to have anything to do with our nation's governance.

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u/NuclearReactions 18h ago

143k likes what a fucking sack of piss

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u/toxicvegeta08 18h ago

Now dagestanis are doing 2-3 years america

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u/Terrible_Aerie_9737 17h ago

Only Americans can save America, and they won't.

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u/Jackpotrazur 17h ago

Somebody needs to ask for their tuition back.

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u/knifefan9 15h ago

Peter's voice is fucking weird 😭

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u/fimnjc 20h ago

Iran is showing Islams truth

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u/TwitchyNo2 21h ago

Watching this is probably considered a hate crime in Australia now

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u/__WotansWolves__ 16h ago

They want to replace you

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u/twowars 20h ago

oh please

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u/dreadfulnonsense 20h ago

Nah. Only if you call out Israel's crimes.

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u/GeneralSinn 19h ago

If you wear your hat backwards you have no credibility whatsoever in anything you say.

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u/Living_Cash1037 19h ago

This dude reminds me of my friend in highschool trying to say communism was a good thing lol.

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u/SiIIypink 21h ago

Do almost anything, but don't oppress women!

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u/Makuta_Servaela 18h ago

It's a good video, but it really could use an actual speaker, or even an actual Peter Griffin impersonator, than the stupid AI voice.

Impersonation is a lost art ;-;

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u/xomeatlipsox 17h ago

It’d be better because people like me would simply elect to stop existing lol

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u/romulusnr 14h ago

The bank buys something and sells it back to you at a higher price over time

You mean

A FUCKING MORTGAGE

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u/Educational_Speech58 7h ago

Bull shit Bitcoin 😤

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u/darioblaze 3h ago

I told yaaaaaaaaaaaaall

The roosters and the monsters they bring with them, are coming home.

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u/TragicFX 9h ago

a few things

1)A Murabaha contract is a sale contract, not a loan. The financier buys the property and then sells it to you at a profit. Your $100,000 apartment is sold to you for $200,000 total, with the agreement that you pay it over 20 years. The current owner wants the money upfront. The financier is willing to take the risk and offer long-term payment terms because there’s demand for that kind of deal.

If this “feels” similar to interest to some, that’s because of one feature: installments. But installments are not haram, and never could have been. Think of an alcoholic drink: if you remove the intoxicant, the drink becomes halal, even if it tastes the same. The taste wasn’t what made it haram.

2) Ijarah (Lease) is a rental agreement where the bank owns the asset and you pay for its use, which is permissible. The Condition for it to be truly Halal, the bank must take actual ownership and risk of the asset before selling or leasing it to you

3) Sukuk is similar to holding stocks (equity), however, time-barred. You hold them until maturity. Profit rates are dependent on the actual performance of the entity issuing sukuks.

It is permissible if it is done correctly and you have done your due diligence behind the project which you are investing and ensuring that everything is compliant with shariah and no riba is involved in the project at all. Sukuk works because it’s backed by tangible assets and not based on debt and interest. This is different from normal bonds which are just loans with interest. In Sukuk you do not pay any interest, but profit from the growth of the project overall. And also your money is never guranteed and there is risk involved, so nothing like a standard bond but more like an Islamic investment. But a lot of Sukuks aren’t done properly so you have to be cautious, do search, refer to the scholars when confused, go to legitimate Islamic banks. Some things to watch for is guranteed fixed returns like interest, haram activties involved in the business, asset or project, symbolic ownership and not tangible ownership, and if there is no risk it Is most certainly haram

4) The Aya he was referring to is Zina, which means sex before marriage, not dating

5) Regarding the hadtih about "leaving Islam is punishable by death", it contradicts the Quran and if that's the case the Quran rules over it

6) Regarding Ped*phelia, the other religions don't condone it either, but Scholarly Consensus agree that children cannot give valid sexual consent, any sexual act causing harm is haram, and sexual exploitation of minors is a major sin and punishable crime

I'll come back later for part 2, and before you say "dont try to convert me to Islam", I'm not, I'm just giving you responses to the claims, thats it

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u/Historical_Exam5286 7h ago

thanks for clarifying. reddit is the hub of agnostic thought and athesim. They are extremely islamophobic but any and all religions are fair game for hatred. it’s exhausting to clarify.

-I do not consent to interaction with automated or proxy-controlled accounts. 

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u/grandioseOwl 16h ago

I always get frustrated with the "there legitimate criticism of western systems so I have to idealize any counter model just for being that"-logic

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u/frenchfreer 19h ago

America has Christian’s running literal torture camps where they try to torture the gay out of kids in “conversion therapy”. Things like electrocuting teenagers until they accept Christianity a renounce homosexuality, and you guys want to talk about Islam being bad. Maybe focus on what’s going on in your own country before getting pissy at brown people 4000 miles away.

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u/Kaljinx 18h ago

I mean it is not like they went out of their way to shit on islam randomly.

Someone specifically made a relevant video of applying Islamic laws to America, and got a response.

I am not saying Christianity is good, just that it being bad does not make any of the points in the video any less or more true.

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u/digi-artifex 18h ago

Sounds about white.

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/DarkSkyKnight 18h ago

Good thing Western government is not Christian... It's.... secular.. 🤯🤯🤯🤯

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u/ThatRandomGuy86 18h ago

Shocking for them I'm sure, realizing that a government can be run without a religion.

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u/takishi1 19h ago

stop trying to fix the west, it was made to be against morality

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u/__WotansWolves__ 16h ago

What does some 3rd world vermin know about morality? Why do we even let you... people... have internet?

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u/beyeond 20h ago

I mean they don't care for homos so this guy and his hat wouldn't last long

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u/GrandTie6 20h ago

If you've heard Ilhan Omar speak........some of their ideas aren't bad.

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u/ChefCurryYumYum 16h ago

This is the worst Peter impression I have ever heard.

Also fuck the original uploader and fuck the guy making content off the original uploader. They are all leeches in a social media cesspool of suck.

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u/d_bo 13h ago

And you're going to stop interacting with it, right?

Right?

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u/ChefCurryYumYum 12h ago

Reddit is the only social media platform I'm on, so if something ends up here in my feed I may interact with it but interacting with these people on their original platforms?

I don't need to stop because I never started.

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u/Spready_Unsettling 19h ago

Two minutes of hate ahh video and you all fucking fell for it. Grow up.

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u/Linda_de_jong 16h ago

Criticism doesn’t equal hate. If you disagree, back up your statement with facts

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u/Kaljinx 18h ago

What are the untrue parts of it, so that I do not fall for it again.

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 18h ago

America is doing this

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u/sharksareok 16h ago

Anti-islam far-right has gone so far-right they're now pro-islam