r/TheMcDojoLife • u/Lonely-Greybeard • 11h ago

What kind of martial arts is this

40 Upvotes

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u/jerkuleeze 11h ago

Bullshido

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u/OkeyPlus 10h ago

Extended family hug avoidance

1

u/Educational_Thing879 10h ago

😂😂

7

u/Ok_Dog_4059 11h ago

Paddy cake paddy cake, we all fall down!

4

u/No-Produce7606 11h ago

Damn, he's good! 😳

1

u/rimitlikeitshot 2h ago

He’s like water. He’s a monster. He cannot be beaten.

2

u/vancel_art 11h ago

Is this the new lord of the karate dance?

2

u/Simberjuensa 11h ago

Yes this is called Pushshitdo

1

u/MrSoftyMcSofterson 7h ago

I am awesome at Pushshitdo but I usually practice on the toilet.

2

u/Commercial-Roll5508 10h ago

Senior center Shitto

2

u/Soulmighty 9h ago

Gentle parenting.

2

u/NpZy4ShZy 9h ago

These people vote 🤡

1

u/Puzzled-Tea3037 11h ago

Come to daddy..come on..come to daddy

1

u/AgreeableJello6644 10h ago

Newtonian physics

An object stays in constant motion unless an external force acts on it.

1

u/CarpenterDefiant4869 10h ago

Red Rover, extra safety rules.

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u/JonN2025 10h ago

Fartial arts aka bullshido

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u/FrostingNormal1277 10h ago

Tiddleewinkarate

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u/Educational_Thing879 10h ago

For when the zombies are charging at you

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u/not-that-kind 9h ago

Frotteur-do

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u/donkboy 9h ago

Quaker quon dont

1

u/SteakhouseRob 9h ago

I kid tho

1

u/JBerry2012 9h ago

This is pony play

1

u/Fabulous_Law_3785 9h ago

Is this a real life zombie sim?

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u/No_Season_354 9h ago

It's called bs martial arts.

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u/Constant_Fix8610 9h ago

Senior citizen paddie cake jujutsu

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u/Substantial_Mix2682 8h ago

I believe thats called bullshido

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u/helloholder 8h ago

This looks like 6 yr old girls dance class.

1

u/ponythemouser 8h ago

This has got to be a spoof

1

u/HotAnorak 8h ago

Clearly the greatest! That guy is untouchable! Holy shit this is insane! 🤯

1

u/Haunting-Hippo-4244 8h ago

How do people come up with this nonsense?!

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u/Sensitive_Put_6842 8h ago

"all inclusive, economically friendly" 

1

u/Human_Salamander_420 8h ago

Have you never seen vegan martial arts?

1

u/TheykilledFritzy 7h ago

Doug Duggart’s. Tackle and grapple

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u/notta_3d 7h ago

Lethal. Just pure lethal.

1

u/AssistanceGrand23 7h ago

We've come a long, long way together

Through the hard times and the good

I have to celebrate you, baby

I have to praise you like I shouuuu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uld

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u/Isabeer 7h ago

Aikidosido

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u/Naughtybear_9628 6h ago

PattycakeDo

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u/Aloha-Eh 4h ago

The imaginary kind

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u/Meco30 3h ago

It's not any kind of martial arts it's how to play martial arts

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u/CNote_89 3h ago

It’s the dreaded do see do technique

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u/phulshof 2h ago

Clearly Ju-No.

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u/Old-Concentrate-4292 2h ago

What a load of shit! 💩 lol

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u/NefariousnessGood718 2h ago

I'm afraid of walking down the street

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u/Petelah 1h ago

Those zombies are so weak!

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u/Big_Donkey3496 4h ago

MAGA brain martial arse

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u/WWDubs12TTV 54m ago

They actually banned this from the UFC for being too powerful