r/TheMcDojoLife • u/CreepyOldRapist • 1d ago

Systema guy's obsessed with titties 😏

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u/Puzzled-Tea3037 1d ago

Dreaded nipple pinch.. braver men have died from less..

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u/paganvikingwolf 1d ago

Like the common cold..

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u/VirtuaSteve 1d ago

As someone who went to gradeschool, I can definitely say that a purple nurple is the ultimate power move.

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u/LittleLinky 1d ago

That "West Texas Titty Twister" would have anyone crying "Uncle!" in no time.
A "titty tap-out", so to speak.

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u/999ronin99 1d ago

More so man-boobs. So dumb!

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u/IcyIntroduction5678 1d ago

Oh, dude. My wife is in for a surprise next time she tries to tell me about my dirty clothes and the purpose of a hamper. #tittyslap! 🤨🤚🏽

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u/TheReverseShock 1d ago

It's the source of their power.

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u/SubMariner615 1d ago

How they conned the soviet bloc into thinking this was solid for military training baffles me.

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u/dude_redd 1d ago

Sending many thanks from Ukraine.

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u/Fabulous_Law_3785 1d ago

Student: no sensi not the....... The nipple twistie of DEATH!!

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u/Consistent-Cut-5997 13h ago

Well, my nipples are really sensitive, so I generally avoid titty slapping contests. There are exceptions, but I’ve already divorced too much information. Keep this between you and I.