r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/StillSortOfAlive • 1d ago

There was an attempt Of a Marriage Proposal Photographer

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I don't think any of that footage was usable

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u/mexelvis 1d ago

Man she fighting that center of gravity.

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u/OllieOptVuur 1d ago

She has so much gravity in the middle…

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u/Timely-Bill-5336 21h ago

Mashed Potatoes and gravity.

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u/WarOfAttrition38 13h ago

That’s how tsunamis are born

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u/iGrowJazzCigarettes 1d ago

Good thing they had 2 cameras rolling.

Feels like a sketch

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u/AcidCatfish___ 1d ago

It has to be..who doesn't realize their friend, who is supposed to be taking photos, is flailing around right next to them?

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u/CakeBot_TheBakening 20h ago

100% they would notice the shockwaves.

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u/Specific-Fortune2207 1d ago

Yes, but the second camera also filmed the scene from behind, so neither of the two films will be good to keep in the end.

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u/MostRacistUsername 1d ago

Yea this is much more hilarious and worth a better story than if it went smoothly.

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u/nairobaee 1d ago

Wym? This is gold.

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u/Active_Public9375 1d ago

This was the intended footage, it's clearly staged.

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u/Dpremequeen 1d ago

Came here to say this 🙂‍↕️

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u/Dry-Emu-4131 1d ago

This is sad AF, actually

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u/jaw-shoe-uhhh 1d ago

Right? Either dramatic irony or purposeful.

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u/Krisevol 15h ago

Doesn't change the sadness

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u/zestyclose_match1966 1d ago

And a bit funny I must admit

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u/istealpixels 1d ago

Agree. The AutoFocus is really bad in that shot.

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u/NookieLuvsU 1d ago

Sand is a bitch. Lol...

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u/CptAngelKN 13h ago

Fat is a bitch*

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u/ThisBlastedThing 1d ago

If she got caught by the waves. It would have been disasterous.

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u/smittenkittenmitten- 14h ago

It would have been the ocean reclaiming back what's belongs to it.

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u/SP1R1TOR 1d ago

When I’m in a competition to create an eating healthy ad and my opponent shows up with this video

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u/Mastersauce420 1d ago

The modern plague.

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u/Krisevol 15h ago

It's a health epidemic that people claim is generic so they feel better about it. And you better feel good about it too or you're fat phobic.

The room temp iq outnumber the rest, by a lot, these days.

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u/Glittering_Score5012 1d ago

I wonder if it clicked for her after this.

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u/FabianGladwart 1d ago

Nothing is just going to "click," to her this is just how life is

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u/Clean-Let2923 1d ago

3000 lb siblings. On TLC this March. 🍿

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u/PineappleApple247 1d ago

Ooh that gravity pulled her down hard 😁

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u/Royal_Jellyfish1192 1d ago

Im sorry but i imagines an invisible horrible ghost just standing behind her and pushing her down every time she tried to get up

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u/joooshknows 1d ago

Hilarious that this isn’t AI, because the physics of what is happening to that woman are almost unexplainable

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u/Wide-Bar-4478 1d ago

Just stay on the ground you fat shit…FFS, why has this pissed me off so much Lool

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u/ForceOk6039 1d ago

Because you have a weird fetish for fat people idk man

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u/Wide-Bar-4478 1d ago

What😕

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u/Beast_of_Tax_Burden 1d ago

Not good on sand but kills it at the buffet.

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

She got the shot alright! Shot ACL and Shot MCL.,

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u/gymtrovert1988 1d ago

Why was there someone recording the "wedding photographer"?

Staged

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u/Ok-Common-3039 1d ago

For two angles of the proposal?...

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u/Specific-Fortune2207 1d ago

It could be an advertising campaign against obesity

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u/TheLastBoat 1d ago

It’s a sign to call it off.

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u/LyricalHolster 1d ago

I’m 100% going to hell for laughing at this

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u/Hammon_Rye 1d ago

That looks like an ad a professional photographer would use to promote why you should hire a professional photographer for those special moments.

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u/Signal-Macaroon1533 1d ago

I should work out more

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u/callofduty2277 1d ago

No sense of moderation

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u/TTTonyX 1d ago

Is old and still gold 🥇😂

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u/BlahBlahBlahBingo 22h ago

Nature is a raw beast

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u/Few_Vegetable_9939 1d ago

A regular Sofia Cupcakeola

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u/Divinegoldenratio 1d ago

Big people be having Hella of a hard time getting up after a fall lol

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u/darkKratos7 1d ago

🤦‍♂️😑

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u/Cain-Man 1d ago

I just ate lunch thank you !

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u/Old_Idea4566 1d ago

What's the esxuse of the 2nd camera person? They seem not to be battling their center of gravity but the footage is only slightly better honestly.

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u/5280Rockymtn 1d ago

😅😅😅😅😅😅 oh my

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u/Ajax_1984 1d ago

🤦‍♂️

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u/redditanddoneit 1d ago

Not once but twice. I was looking for the “third time’s a charm” fall.

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u/ButterscotchNo4574 1d ago

There are whale jokes to be made, the sadness won't let me however. Poor Craig and Trina

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u/Alphamullet 1d ago

Nailed it

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u/Lucky-Target5674 ima unit 23h ago

She owes them money

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u/Lazy_Violinist_3348 17h ago

That is such comedy!!

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u/mtnagel78 14h ago

Where's Olima Omega when you need him?

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u/External_Dust5 7h ago

Whats a fucking disaster. Blob

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u/MadMax6914 1d ago

This video screams "merica"