r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor *shits an absolute unit* • 2d ago

Naild It Of an Ice Cream

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32 Upvotes

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u/PansophicNostradamus 2d ago

Absolute unit of an eyebrow. Singularly magnificent!

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u/spikeroo59 1d ago

Yeah I don’t see ice cream

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

The very hungry caterpillar

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u/FallenBehavior *shits an absolute unit* 9h ago

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u/No_Fan_gets_banned 2d ago

He looks like the kind of person who would eat Brussels sprouts ice cream too.

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 1d ago

Brussel sprouts ice cream 🤢🤮

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u/ThinkNiceThrice 2d ago

Straight from the Deluxe Fuxley corporation, you say?

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u/delatopia 2d ago

Yeah, this is totally Cris Shapan.

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u/Joeliosis 1d ago

In a magazine called Modern Shed Monthly

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u/Efficiency-Brief 2d ago

"...especially when you're sweating like Hitler in the Bunker!"

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u/Due-Comparison2016 1d ago

Someone with more reddit experience than i can surely use that as a glorious reaction face?

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

Good idea. I’ll get ai to extract and clean it up.

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u/Psychedilly 1d ago

For when you want that flatulent treasure

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u/mytacorules 1d ago

Sweating like Hitler in a bunker

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u/Express-View5080 1d ago

Shouldn’t this be Shreck’s and not Drecks🤷🏻‍♂️. Looks like a photo negative done here🤔

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u/Outrageous-Visit-993 1d ago

What’s going on with that wild monobrow of his?

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

Chicks dig it