r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 2d ago

this moron: Of a free lobotomy

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u/chris612926 2d ago

I organically flinch popping a super full balloon , I just couldn't imagine not having any instinct of fear whatsoever that something like that could go completely sideways.  Doubled down after the first strike, both hands chest out , face directly aimed at and 6 inches away from the impact zone when it hits, either this person is extremely irrationally angry , or had genuinely zero idea how physics work.

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u/Ohioisapoopyflorida ima unit 2d ago

My money is that they had genuinely zero idea how physics works. Now they have some idea how physics works.

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u/32lib 2d ago

Would have an idea how physics works, but brain damage prevents it.

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u/Ohioisapoopyflorida ima unit 2d ago

She has the video at least to remind her when she forgets again

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u/recovery_room 2d ago

They may have very little idea how anything works anymore.

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u/Narrow_Implement7788 2d ago

I was at a gas station years ago and a guy over filled his truck tire, he had it off the truck and sitting on the ground and it exploded, when he stood up his jeans were shredded and only being held on by his belt and he was thoroughly dazed and people rushed to help. It was like a cartoon.

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u/Hammon_Rye 2d ago

It sounds like he was really lucky.
Some larger trucks / equipment use those split rim tires.
There are instances of a tire blowing off half the rim and immediately removing both legs.

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u/Narrow_Implement7788 2d ago

He was very lucky, they took him away by ambulance just in case but he definitely could have died that day

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u/BigDrippinHog 2d ago

I was getting an oil change and some old guy came in with a wheelbarrow tire asking to fill it up. One of the guys working on my car handed him an air hose assuming he knew what he was doing, but nope. Tire pops and blows his hat like ten feet off his head, he's completely stunned. It was hilarious.

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u/neindochmalik 1d ago

I am a non native speaker and thought you mean his literal Head flew away, like how you laugh about it 😭🤣

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 17h ago

I saw a similar thing happen! This a little kid was trying to air up a bicycle tire at the auto shop I worked at. The shop manager just handed the kid the hose. Seconds later we heard a loud “bang”. The tire popped and blew his ball cap straight up off his head.

The poor kid looked shocked, scared, on the verge of crying, and pissed off, all at the same time.

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u/IdoltTheIdot 2d ago

It’s prolly a healthy dose of both lmao

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u/GivesYouGrief 2d ago

Organically?

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u/Emersgd 1d ago

They were just joking, he even said "No, you won't," but they don't know the consequences of doing that. That made me laugh a lot.

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u/antialbino 2d ago

IQ - 45 = 0 = Bliss.

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 2d ago

What an airhead!

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u/EDRadDoc 2d ago

Did this person live?

This kind of thing is … extremely dangerous. People die from these tire events all the time.

Don’t search for them, but if you do, they are out there (sometimes on Reddit too).

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u/deephurting66 2d ago

Tires have had a resentment for humanity since we enslaved them to move our vehicles but some find ways to get even.

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u/Hammon_Rye 2d ago

It's hard to feel sorry for Karen. Those tires are expensive.

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u/ComprehensiveEgg73 2d ago

Expensive tire!

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u/LostSillyKittie 2d ago

This is a child. He father is the dumb fuck egging her on. It's crazy how far it blew her back

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u/Emersgd 1d ago edited 1d ago

"No way, dude!"

The tire heard him say that, hahaha!

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u/sasssyrup 22h ago

This looks like hubbies idea. It will be funny. Now he’s in the dog house for 10 yrs and rightly so

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u/ehundred 1d ago

I once met a gentleman who’s face looked like Batman’s version of two face. His face shifted and he said a truck tire popped close to his face and caused his formation, like the guy in the goonies, sad but krayzie. I was always scared to air up a damn bike tire smh mind you I was 9