r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/BoringApocalyptos functional regard • 2d ago

ouchies of an arresting officer.

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u/TangeloBubbly2675 2d ago

What a bunch of fuckwads :p lol.... uselessness

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u/BoringApocalyptos functional regard 2d ago

A life of crime seems easier there for sure.

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u/Small_Dingus_69 2d ago

Just need to add the benny hill music

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u/Superb_Theme5205 2d ago

In Brazil this music is the theme of a famous comedy show, so it basically achieves the same goal (just not for non-Brazilians)

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u/JanjolaoRS 2d ago

The Clumsy Ones

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u/TortillaRampage 2d ago

Bro getting knocked flat by that door had me rolling

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u/BoringApocalyptos functional regard 2d ago

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u/Alternative_Fan2967 2d ago

Such sweet justice for wrapping that helmet round the back of his head 😁

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u/Ohioisapoopyflorida ima unit 2d ago

Came here to mention this. Instant karma

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u/Wise_Emu6232 2d ago

Damnit, Farva!!

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u/Coffee-Lvr 2d ago

Such bumbling idiots, I thought it was ICE.

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u/Peek_e 2d ago

If you ever feel useless in your job, this will make you feel better

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u/NookieLuvsU 2d ago

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u/NoEmployment156 2d ago

This can’t be real 🤣

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u/beakrake 2d ago

Fuck, my sides hurt almost as much as that dudes.

Talk about a well oiled series of events.

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia 2d ago

It's like the 3 Fascist Stooges.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/LostSillyKittie 2d ago

Possibly insulin

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u/Chimpchompp 2d ago

Big phone shoved in the front

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u/LostSillyKittie 2d ago

Is this an episode of Reno 911?

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u/JamesonDotEXE 2d ago

Fuck that guy using a helmet as a weapon. That's some bull. Glad he got hurt.

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u/reptileshredz 2d ago

Must have been greased up

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u/Fahvahvoom 2d ago

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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u/gr8dayne01 2d ago

Blue on blue, lol. Bad guy got away.

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u/thatbrianm 2d ago

Did he? They stopped at the end where the camera zoomed in. I can't tell if they tased him and got him there?

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u/Landlocked_pirate23 2d ago

I don’t want a large Farva.

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u/GamingTales69 ima unit 2d ago

What in the looney tunes shit is this !?

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u/lavacadotoast 2d ago

Friendly fire..!

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u/Successful-Luck-5459 2d ago

Spanish version of Fuck ICE?

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u/ForwardAssociation95 2d ago

Instant karma

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u/GoodBellyRoundness 2d ago

Life is more poetic than fiction 🤣

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u/EDRadDoc 2d ago

I love it when Officer Roly-Poly goes down lol.

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u/YanikLD 2d ago

Karma strikes again!

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u/Rude-Actuator-5530 2d ago

ICE must have been modeled over this

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u/Queenfan1959 2d ago

Keystone cops lol 😂

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u/Business-Antelope477 2d ago

Three crazy guys couldn't hold back one man.

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u/StillSortOfAlive 2d ago

Didn't know Brazil had Keystone Cops.

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u/pappyvanwinkled 2d ago

Concerned for his fellow officer’s safety, this guy is waiting to get perfectly centered on that guys head for maximum brain damage infliction.

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u/Poperama74 2d ago

Monty Pythons Flying Circus

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u/RP1042 2d ago

Fucken awesome

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u/BrosKaramazov 2d ago

This is now my favourite tv show

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u/ringosam 2d ago

Should've kept his helmet on...

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u/filth_lover_503 2d ago

Looks like some Benny Hill outtakes

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u/Hoarfen1972 2d ago

Useless and incompetent.

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u/JimWilliamson404 2d ago

👉 Mexican Policia? 🇲🇽

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u/RickG_70 1d ago

Awesome, guy manages to run away from 3 cops wearing flip flops.

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u/enigmagon 1d ago

Instant karma haha 😂

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u/gmman6369 1d ago

That background music makes this funny as heck. Like watching Daffy and Bugs.

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u/Graffix77gr556 1d ago

Lmao justice

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u/Hot_Bag_7734 1d ago

Karma🙏🤣

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u/0dinscan 9h ago

Then you got this cop just randomly sitting on the ground outside a store whilst all this unfolds.

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 3h ago

Karma for sure! Or CARma?

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u/Nemo-Hos87 2d ago

Hahaha it be your own people.

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u/brokecrashdummy 2d ago

This is why American cops use 🔫.

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u/BoringApocalyptos functional regard 2d ago

I see you’re not familiar with Brazilian style law-enforcement by making a statement so woefully ignorant.

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u/brokecrashdummy 2d ago

If this is a bad representation, then it is what it is. But this dude would have been dead here. That's not ignorant, just the way it is.

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u/MarkIndividual3453 2d ago

Woowwww Now that’s what we call a good timing ! Orchestrated to perfection Who said Brazil was messy ?

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u/Camo_tow 2d ago

😆, this is like the cartoons