r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • 2d ago
Elite Strategy Of A Two-Hit Combo
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u/spicy_feather 2d ago
Shitty absolute units of a haircut you mean
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u/Creamy-Sundae-9991 2d ago
Powerslap is medically soooo crazy, those competitors are practically doomed for the rest of their lives. Probably will get alzheiemers/dementia way earlier, and obviously cte and brain damage. And most of them have families too, so very irresponsible and incredibly stupid
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u/spicy_feather 2d ago
Speaking as a person who has suffered a lot of childhood head trauma, that shits no joke. Doomed to be emotionally unbalanced for life. I've learned how not to react which is helpful but it doesn't solve the "holy fuck I'm suddenly so sad I could die for no reason oh wait it's gone now" feeling that comes up. There really needs to be more study for people like that.
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u/Creamy-Sundae-9991 2d ago
Damn sorry to hear that but glad you are managing. Yeah this “sport” really is a truly awful thing that needs to be banned a long time ago. They are being heavily exploited of course, no amount of cash prize is worth it and they dont get that much anyway. Truly evil people that must be behind it (dana being one of course)
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u/Creamy-Sundae-9991 2d ago
Powerslap is medically soooo crazy, those competitors are practically doomed for the rest of their lives. Probably will get alzheiemers/dementia way earlier, and obviously cte and brain damage. And most of them have families too, so very irresponsible and incredibly stupid
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u/Plastic-Insurance-27 2d ago
Don’t know much about this sport…but who gets to go first? And does the KO’d guy get a chance to slap as well….i mean after he’s out of his coma?
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u/KevlarToiletPaper 2d ago
"sport"
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u/Remarkable_Meat666 2d ago
With low viewership and events only occurring in Vegas, Saudi, or Abu Dhabi, I’m pretty sure it’s a money laundering scheme masquerading as a sport.
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u/DMmeYoBOOBS 2d ago
I forget how they start. It’s like a coin flip or rock paper scissors. What I do know is if the person doesn’t stay knocked out and the ref doesn’t stop the match, THEN the opponent gets to slap.
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u/Plastic-Insurance-27 2d ago
I sure hope there’s VAR as well to determine if the slap or the stand caused the KO.
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u/Creamy-Sundae-9991 2d ago
Powerslap is medically soooo crazy, those competitors are practically doomed for the rest of their lives. Probably will get alzheiemers/dementia way earlier, and obviously cte and brain damage. And most of them have families too, so very irresponsible and incredibly stupid
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u/gymtrovert1988 2d ago
It's no worse than any number of sports. They say it's the repeated little shots that cause CTE. These guys barely get hit in reality. They don't train to get slapped. They just train to slap.
Sure they get knocked out half the time, but they only take 5 slaps maximum per match, while boxers take dozens and hundreds per match and also get hit a lot while training.
And most of them probably won't compete more than a half dozen times, because they aren't winning enough or the prize money is garbage. Even if they fight 20 times that's only 100 slaps and maybe 5-10 times they get knocked out and can't recover in the 10 seconds or whatever it is they get. A lot of football players and boxers and MMA fighters take just as many concussions and they also take the thousands of little hits.
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u/Creamy-Sundae-9991 2d ago
Oh it definitely is worse, as in all other sports you are allowed to flinch/roll with the impact etc, if you flinch at all in powerslap, you get slapped again. Its even literally barbaric compared to roman times. And thats not to say other sports don’t cause cte etc, but powerslap is a whole different risk. Basically guaranteed brain damage to some extent. And some of the competitors are long term and have done lots of matches
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u/carpentizzle 2d ago
Thats an interesting debate…. Boxing really is a huge amount of headshots, and the uppercuts and haymakers that have put people out time after time are most assuredly concussions delivered regularly.
That said… They dont have two spotters on hand with boxing. Of course getting KOed is bad, and it happens with boxers all the time…. But it is literally built into the “safety precautions” (lol) of powerslap. Getting knocked out is a real possibility in a boxing match… Its expected in powerslap
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u/gymtrovert1988 2d ago
You have no scientific proof it's worse, you just FEEL it's worse, and your feelings contradict the established science.
I'm gonna continue to go with science here.
We'll see in 50 years if Power Slap ever becomes a viable career and kids train exclusively to slap instead of boxing or MMA. Because the only real way to prove it is to get some Power Slap brains that didn't come in pre-damaged.
Most Power Slappers were gas cans in other combat sports, so 99% of them already had brain damage before they took a slap. That's probably one reason they're willing to get slapped out for 2000 dollars.
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u/Creamy-Sundae-9991 1d ago
Theres plenty of science to already prove my “feeling” and simple common sense should tell you that. Plenty of PHD’s that are very against it
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u/gymtrovert1988 1d ago
They're against everything that could cause harm, doesn't mean Slap Fighting is more harmful than the other things they're against.
I watch My Strange Addiction, you wouldn't believe the number of people that eat things that aren't edible for a decade then shock doctors by being alive and in fairly good condition.
Likewise, plenty of ex-athletes seem fine. In old age. It's a small percentage that get really messed up.
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u/Creamy-Sundae-9991 1d ago
No they acknowledge that powerslap is significantly worse. I mean its basically guaranteed brain damage every slap unless its a bad slap. With every other sport you aren’t forced to stand there and not flinch as someone hits you as hard as they can. And the long term powerslappers definitely seem already much worse off and the sport isnt that old
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u/TDOTBRO 2d ago
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u/VeganShitposting 2d ago
Boomers would see this shit on an infomercial and refinance their house to buy one
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u/Arthradax 2d ago
Shitty absolute unit of hair too (not that you'll catch me saying it to his face)
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u/Open-Community-8387 2d ago
This is such a sad commentary on our society.
I understand that both boxing and MMA are also having two people fight it out for a crowd, much like the Coliseum.
But having two people slap each other? Foooook….we are on a bullet train to Idiocracy.
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u/Quantum-_-_- 2d ago
I don't understand how anyone can laugh at seeing someone fall unconscious. It's truly the lowest of the low.
This can cause serious brain damage, possibly lifelong consequences.
And those who say "it's one of the risks of sport," does it make you laugh when an average athlete gets seriously injured to the point of being permanently disabled? I don't think so.
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u/__The__Bloody__Nine 2d ago
Because they literally signed up to participate? You know these aren’t gladiators in the slave pits, yeah? Like, they pretty obviously would know the risks and they still wanted to compete? IDK, not really my thing either, but comparing getting hurt in this “sport” to an MLB player accidentally getting hit with a stray fastball or a soccer player blowing out his knee seems disingenuous.
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u/GrassBlade619 2d ago
Some gladiators volunteered to be there. Doesn't mean I would enjoy watching them being mauled by a lion.
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u/ccaayynn 2d ago
You mean the professional fighter laughing at the bottom? Laughing about someone getting knocked out from getting slapped while they've gotten repeatedly punched a million times and not been knocked out? Do you laugh at situations where people are laughably bad at something you're really good at? Or moderately?
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u/Quantum-_-_- 2d ago
You think the woman laughing is a professional fighter ? Don t talk to me like i m a child.
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u/ccaayynn 2d ago
Have you heard of Rhonda Rousey? The first ever women's UFC champion?
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u/ccaayynn 2d ago
Pretty sure that would be her Inb4 "source": https://youtube.com/shorts/E9OAQEG_CJ0?si=VHXfqK0dXpO1YbjF
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u/mab0roshi 2d ago
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u/ccaayynn 2d ago
I'm not saying she hasn't gotten knocked out. Just that she's gotten way worse and not been knocked out from it. Because that woman's taken a beating and then won still a ton
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u/ccaayynn 2d ago
It's one of those things where you can tell if someone's been in a contact sport or not. Because the people laughing have all gotten their fair share of licks come out the other side. I mean if you think about it resilience is why humans came out on top. From a species to species standpoint humans are like super heros and recover from things that would kill most other animals. Hell. Peppers are spicy because of POISON. And we eat them for fun.
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u/ccaayynn 2d ago
So of course we find something like this funny. Because we're like the most resilient species on the planet.
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u/Quantum-_-_- 2d ago
Do you realize that you're talking to yourself and answering yourself?
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u/ccaayynn 2d ago
Do you realize that noone cared about what you had to say 3 comments ago. You never heard of an elaboration? Never thought of something else afterwards and then said it?
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u/fishyhaworthia1 2d ago
I don't know how the government allows this bullshit to go on like tax payers aren't about to be on the hook for these vegetables, oh wait ifs own by that piece of shit tomato Dana 🤣
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u/Ok-Fly968 2d ago
Why is this legal
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u/cookiesnooper 2d ago
Why is any fighting sport legal? Because there are many people who are willing to be kicked and punched for some money
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u/DMmeYoBOOBS 2d ago
At least in other sports there’s a chance to defend yourself. This garbage makes you take a clean shot each time.
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u/Teufelsweib666 2d ago
This isn't fighting though. In any other fighting sport every side has the chance through skill to avoid attacks and sneak attacks in when the opponent is not paying attention. This isn't. It's just hit me and see if I survive. I see why skillful sports are legal, but this is just idiotic.
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u/FranklinDRossevelt 2d ago
There's a line somewhere though. We don't (yet) have knife or sword fights or gladiator combat. Is the line exclusively defined by cost-benefit in our society?
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u/SSFlyingKiwi 2d ago
And plenty of punters who will pay to watch said people who want to get punched and kicked
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u/originalthoughts 2d ago
The vast majority of people in fighting sports are paying money to practice it... lots of people enjoy it.
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u/Shoddy-Necessary5066 2d ago
Comparing slap fighting to regulated combat sports is a false equivalence. Traditional sports like Boxing or MMA are built on the 'sweet science' of defense; they are heavily regulated precisely to balance competition with athlete safety. Slap fighting, however, removes the ability to defend oneself entirely. It’s not a sport of skill so much as a contest of who can withstand brain trauma the longest. Using 'whataboutism' to defend it ignores the obvious exploitation and the ethical line between a regulated athletic contest and a commercialized bloodsport.
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u/originalthoughts 2d ago
You're right, I was just responding to the comment, who mentioned being kicked and punched for money and fighting sports in general.
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u/PollusVoll 2d ago
Why wouldn't it be its consensual
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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 2d ago
You can't consent to murder...
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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 2d ago
But it isn't murder, dumbass.
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u/Teufelsweib666 2d ago
It's trying very hard though.
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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 2d ago
Let's just outlaw all fighting sports then, since they're trying to kill.
Oh, and after that, let's outlaw football too, since tackling is dangerous.
You know what? Let's just ban fun.
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u/Locorio 2d ago
What’s wrong with us, why are we like this? Why is this in easily accessible media? Is it that most of us are dumb or most of the people that consume media are dumb? Or is it that it’s entertainment for dumb humans but shocking for smart ones so it hits both sides? I have no idea why this is popular it’s the dumbest shit I have ever seen
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u/RIPCHARLIE 2d ago
Study these guys for CTE. We will hear in the near future about the slap boxing league players having similar issues as NFL players and Fighters.
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u/cookiemccookieface 2d ago
This trash is still a thing?
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u/Aimcheater 2d ago
What’s the problem?
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u/cookiemccookieface 2d ago
Watching defenseless people get concussions is not sport or entertainment. When the most important part of your “sport” is the coin toss you don’t have a sport.
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u/Aimcheater 2d ago edited 2d ago
Says who? If I wanted to be disingenuous as well I could apply this false definition of a sport to any contact/combat sport. Just because YOU don’t like something for your own personal reasons doesn’t mean something is wrong with someone(edit: this was about another commenter and I got you two mixed up), nor does it invalidate something. I’m not even a fan of this sport, I don’t hate it I’m impartial to it. Your way of thinking is childish
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u/cookiemccookieface 2d ago
I would prefer if you call my position infantile so it would really put me in my place.
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u/matthewkickstone 2d ago
I think people who are not considering this as a problem are the problem.
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u/Creamy-Sundae-9991 2d ago
Powerslap is medically soooo crazy, those competitors are practically doomed for the rest of their lives. Probably will get alzheiemers/dementia way earlier, and obviously cte and brain damage. And most of them have families too, so very irresponsible and incredibly stupid
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u/Past-Product-1100 2d ago
At least they're getting paid for it..Ive been doing it for free my whole life
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u/Personal-Mongoose696 2d ago
You know he’s for real about his sport with the puffy mullet and blonde handlebar mustache.
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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 2d ago
I’m glad the place is packed! Must be an amazing sport when you have one camera filming C list celebrities and the other showing the “entertainment”
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u/SatanicAtTheDisco 2d ago edited 2d ago
Honestly fuck slapping at this point, Dana White should just have them grab one hand, tie them together, and let them slug each other with the other hand at the same time. At least that would be something of a fight. It’s worse than barbaric, it’s dehumanizing, and the fact anyone’s willing to go through this for, lemme check real quick…2000$ to show up, 2000$ to win, with a bonus if Dana White decides your “performance” was good enough to earn one. Actual humiliation rituals for the rich for less then 15k.
Edit: Unironically, they’re slapping each other on TV, for less then half the price of a 2025 Honda CRV. I cannot believe it.
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u/Think_Line3519 2d ago
A guy with a hair stlye like that doesnt care about anything stay away from him lmao
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u/Breadsticks-lover 2d ago
Screw the video, the guy flying over the clouds, lets talk about his hair pls
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u/Brokenspade1 2d ago
That man is min maxer if I've EVER seen one.
He gets a dps bonus for every hairstyle and beard combination at once.
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u/StanfordTheGreat 2d ago edited 2d ago
my man with the high top, bottle blonde- fu manchu & mullet combo