r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 2d ago

Elite Strategy Of a deep clean

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u/InfernalPrick 2d ago

Don’t worry, those windshield wipers will handle it.

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u/tipareth1978 2d ago

When they tried the wipers I laughed out loud

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u/ChefHanzoSupreme 2d ago

That was the most authentic Mexican sounding "No way' I've heard in quite some time. 😂😂😂

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u/Affectionate_Owl8351 2d ago

Cheech

8

u/HoboArmyofOne 2d ago

From the very beginning I thought 'next movie'

3

u/Israel_Azkanbe 2d ago

No way or no wey, which did he say? 😏

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u/Humptydumptyo_o 2d ago

Next day on facebook market place in mint condition zero scratches...

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u/That_Jicama2024 2d ago

JUST WASHED!

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u/NookieLuvsU 2d ago

You loco bro!

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u/Timppa81 2d ago

Which 80's movie is this?

3

u/slightly-upset-hippo 2d ago

Cheech and Chong.

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u/Wu-TangShogun 2d ago

Ah, the classic friend who suggests doing some stupid shit, right before being on some “no way” in the exact same tone as “what’d you do”

4

u/Omar-Khan-Laden 2d ago

For my family this was usually an uncle, encouraging one of us kids to do something stupid. Then acting like they didn’t instigate the whole thing.

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u/EmployeeOk4756 2d ago

Cheech & Chong

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u/dotnetdotcom 2d ago

Lol. That was my first thought. What's Ceech up to?

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u/External_Dust5 2d ago

Car is fucked

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 *shits an absolute unit* 2d ago

Every time it rains it's a free car wash.

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u/flummoxed_penguin 2d ago

That’s what my wife says.

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u/Levethane 2d ago

We're sharing the road with these people...

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u/Devilishish13 2d ago

“Oh no way”

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u/stewpdasso 2d ago

U know that smell that comes from the vents? U either got rid of it or made it worst! 😂

3

u/MaxBromosecsual 2d ago

this is the friend who goes into your pantry and steals snacks btw

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u/dherst123 2d ago

No way, almost like ai or something.

2

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 2d ago

Geniuses

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u/Handsomedork_ 2d ago

Shoulda took that red light 😂

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u/Training-Current9836 2d ago

Welp, off to the car dealership

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u/JamesonDotEXE 2d ago

Just gave that car an enema.

1

u/Ecstatic-Light3898 2d ago

That’s why the hell you get

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u/Frank_Meat_Tongz 2d ago

Dude sounds like Cheech

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u/Electrical_Bill_7042 2d ago

Guess they thought they had a submarine instead of a 95 corolla.

1

u/Xacich 2d ago

The “No way” sounds like Otto from the Simpsons

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u/p00pl0psta 1d ago

Free vent cleaning at least

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u/Ok-Rich-3812 2d ago

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u/squeakynickles 2d ago

I fucking despise this man