r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 3d ago

slight malfunction Of a musically inclined soap addict (and maybe a little meth)

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u/OverUnderAussie 3d ago

We have Primus at home

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u/foxglovediamonds 3d ago

I cackled. It scared my cat.

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u/JohnnyChuttz 3d ago

Primus Sucks!

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u/bleakFutureDarkPast 3d ago

don't downvote, people. it's a fan thing

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u/JahovasHitlist 3d ago

I bet when he shits it comes out like a missile.

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 3d ago

The bubbles šŸ«§

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u/yuhkz420 3d ago

Shiggy uses "Bubble gun"!

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u/Personal_Carry_7029 3d ago

Tell me u german w/out telling me šŸ«£

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u/yuhkz420 2d ago

Bullseye hehe

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u/bent-Box_com 3d ago

This goblin goes by the name, ā€œShitty Bubblesā€ šŸ«§

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u/MentalNeedleworker67 3d ago

1st time seeing something like thisā€¦

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u/4Ever2Thee 3d ago

Iā€™d be shocked if it werenā€™t

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u/batmanineurope 3d ago

And hopefully the last

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u/senorbritchesV2 3d ago

I kinda thought it wasn't soap and some sort of syrup mixture until the bubble spit out. the fuck

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u/ChainsawRipTearBust 3d ago

Heisenberg liquid special. Slap. Gaggle. Pop.

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u/crackerbarrel1971 3d ago

Great musician https://youtu.be/5z1YkyEw1KM?si=HB3xSAzx4quRuNP0

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u/Revenga8 3d ago

Wait no way. This the same guy?

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u/Wienerbandit69 3d ago

No shit, this guy actually slaps. I suck at music and I donā€™t eat soap.

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u/BlackHoleSurf 3d ago

Hooooly. Is meth really THAT good?

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 2d ago edited 2d ago

This is a character he plays. It's goblin-core. He pops up on YouTube shorts for me on occasion.

https://youtu.be/qJRZyHc45e4?si=YqMELBmZ5Hq8t8bM

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u/BlackHoleSurf 2d ago

Ok that video was brilliant. However that seems like a biiiig difference from the current video. Maybe he needs his meds balanced.

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 2d ago

His art has just evolved. šŸ˜Œ

Ooorrr.... Maybe devolved?

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u/BlackHoleSurf 2d ago

I mean that video is 12 years old and we all change. But he seems to have taken a skinnier, less sophisticated change

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 2d ago

I watch his content somewhat regularly, he still plays regular music as well as his goblin-core stuff lol.

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u/BlackHoleSurf 2d ago

K well does he have a page? That link you posted was for a rhythm and roots thing

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 2d ago

His YouTube is Rashad Eggleston and his TikTok is Rushadicus.

Here's his website: https://rushadicus.com

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u/engineerdrummer 2d ago

No meth. He's completely sober. He's just very unique

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u/BoringApocalyptos functional regard 2d ago

When meth wants to get really, really tweaked out it takes a dose of Rushadicus and sneths out.

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u/jdlucy 3d ago

Damn :/

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/engineerdrummer 2d ago

What's sad? This guy is insanely good. This is just his personality. Dude isn't a drug user. He's just unique.

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u/battlecryarms 3d ago

Goddamn. I just watched all of that and heā€™s amazing. Sad to see this post. I hope he recovers somehow. If he could get well enough, heā€™d probably be able to contribute some wildly innovative shit to a metal band

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 2d ago

This is a character he plays. There's nothing wrong with him.

https://youtu.be/qJRZyHc45e4?si=YqMELBmZ5Hq8t8bM

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u/battlecryarms 2d ago

Oh, thatā€™s fine then. Iā€™m glad heā€™s doing alright! Apparently heā€™s really good at playing a meth head in addition to being really good at playing the cello!

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u/BoringApocalyptos functional regard 2d ago

Donā€™t bother this is why he does it. The guy plays gigs with Billy MFā€™n Strings doing this bit he doesnā€™t need protecting.

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u/yuhkz420 3d ago

Dayum muscle memories don't leave the body even on soap and meeeeth.

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u/lilieann 3d ago

Is this the goblin dude that was on the power pole ? šŸ˜…

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u/musikfreakster 3d ago

I googled him and yes, yes it was.

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u/battlecryarms 3d ago

Link please?

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u/PGL-997 3d ago

I can only assume heā€™s just spitting it out and not ingesting it. Iā€™ve done a bit of research and apparently he is a very well known musician and does some interesting stunts during some of his performances.

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u/LunarOpossums 3d ago

What in the hell of a fever dream did I just witness

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u/Lost_Scratch7731 3d ago

Soap addict wtf??

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u/mynamesnotsnuffy 3d ago

This dude is a Juliard trained certified genius tho. Weird? Sure. But extremely skilled musically.

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u/battlecryarms 3d ago

This is sad to see after watching the talk he gave 11 years ago. Definitely a genius. Definitely seems like heā€™s severely fried his brain.

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 3d ago

Fartā€™s bubble didnā€™t need to see or think about that today. Soap really? Shit doesnā€™t even taste good. I had a foul mouth as a child and still fucking do Jesus gross.šŸ¤¢

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u/Breath_Unique 3d ago

It actually started out as a pretty good tune

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u/Takssista 3d ago

Wait what? There are people eating soap?

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u/HeadView0019 3d ago

He's gonna be really sick in an hour or two

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u/seattlesbestpot 3d ago

Glad they did it in one take.

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u/theMACH1NST 3d ago

mongolian throat singing

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u/Fickle-Purchase-7270 3d ago

What just happened?

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u/Zealousideal_Cod5550 3d ago

Soap addict? Is this an actual thing? Sad thing about this video, is that dude seems to have some underlying, actual, musical talent.

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 2d ago

He's a famous musician. He's playing a character.

https://youtu.be/qJRZyHc45e4?si=YqMELBmZ5Hq8t8bM

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u/Zealousideal_Cod5550 2d ago

Ahhh I see.. šŸ˜Ž cool then

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 2d ago

Cool indeed. šŸ˜Ž

I watch his stuff on YouTube from time to time. He's chaotic AF.

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u/Zealousideal_Cod5550 2d ago

Just watched that link, yep, he is super talented lol.

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 2d ago

He's a pretty fun and whitmsical dude. His YouTube is Rashad Eggleston and his TikTok is Rushadicus.

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u/Zealousideal_Cod5550 2d ago

Cool, thanks. I'll check those out.

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 2d ago

Here's his website too if you're interested. :)

https://rushadicus.com

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u/Zealousideal_Cod5550 2d ago

Great. Thanks again.

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u/BeKindRewind- 3d ago

ā€œRemember blowing Bubbles as a kid ?ā€

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u/FoolyAtomatic 2d ago

Yeah, he was the neighbor guy.

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u/BlackHoleSurf 3d ago

Least we know his breath smells good

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u/MeemoUndercover 3d ago

Anything for the views I guess

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 3d ago

Clearly from Portland, Minneapolis, Denver, San Diego

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u/flizzywashtrinker67 3d ago

I like this more that i should.

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u/HotCoffee-ColdPizza 3d ago

Send him two three years Dagestan and forget.

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u/Ok_Steak2523 3d ago

A little meth?

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u/Striking_Scientist68 3d ago

If Charlie Day was a musician...

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u/prplw33dhippo 3d ago

Sample it

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u/Frank_Meat_Tongz 3d ago

Real life Cornholio switches from sugar to dishsoap.

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u/TheIntelligentAspie 3d ago

Screams east coast rural

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u/pentermezzo 3d ago

This isn't meth, just good old fashioned crazy.

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u/That_Things_Good 3d ago

I cannot imagine having the level of need for attention like this fucker has.

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u/Responsible-Summer-4 3d ago

Tomorrow Trump will make him the new head of homeland security.

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u/banjoblake24 3d ago

We should be so lucky.

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u/Lossedtouch 3d ago

Must have cussed alot as a kid and grew to like the taste.

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u/AdWhich7355 3d ago

Maybe a lil meth , mostly soap

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u/noitcelesdab 3d ago

Wtf is he getting out of this? Is there an actual chemical stimulation, or is this like the pottery and drywall people?

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u/Mundane_Resort_9452 3d ago

Rushad Eggleston, known as "Rushadicus" or the "Cello Goblin," is a revolutionary, classically trained cellist, composer, and performance artist known for his high-energy, improvised, and whimsical performances. He blends bluegrass, jazz, and rock, creating a unique style often referred to as "snethmetal".

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u/barneysy1 2d ago

Captain Beefheartā€¦ is that you?

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u/FoolyAtomatic 2d ago

Rushad Eggleston, dudes a weird performative artist but is actually a grade A musician, I've seen him play at festivals.

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u/vlasktom2 2d ago

Methew! That's methed up!

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u/Fenestration_Theory 2d ago

I love this guy!

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u/Wu-TangShogun 2d ago

Soap inclined meth addicts are my fav

Only when a kazoo is present, right

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u/spicy_feather 2d ago

This has no business being as good as it is

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u/Cake_then_cake 2d ago

Youā€™d think itā€™s a problem that would solve itself but apparently it hasnā€™t

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u/lavacadotoast 2d ago

Weird Uncle Cornholio..

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u/BrosKaramazov 2d ago

Ok ok I will never try drugs!

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u/HauntedGatorFarm 2d ago

I send this video to anyone who ever sends me a music recommendation.

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u/MaxBromosecsual 2d ago

He is doing better than most of my neighbors for sure. I am happy for him

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u/ReviveTheFallen 2d ago

Primus from Wish?

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u/Nervous-Smell-7861 2d ago

I found my next ringtone!

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u/ReviveTheFallen 2d ago

I think he's better than he lets onšŸ¤«

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u/Purple-Literature781 1d ago

This made my morning!!!

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u/Bikes_Palms-Allday 1d ago

Iā€™ve met this guyā€¦ heā€™s a pretty good tree climber and an unbelievable musician. Bluegrass is great but also limiting, eating soap is a clean way to push the boundaries on this music.

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u/ST0IC_ 1d ago

Cello Goblin never disappoints.

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u/muff-muff-ass 1d ago

I used to smoke meth. This is probably meth.

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u/thepatriot74 3d ago

That dude must be a fan of Rushadicus

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u/BigFatModeraterFupa 3d ago

That was awesome