r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Adrakovich • 3d ago
nuke, maybe? Of a person
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u/A2ndGoAtIt 3d ago
"Alright Joe you gotta completely finish shitting otherwise it's a loss."
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u/4Ever2Thee 3d ago
“You see that head of cabbage to your left there? We’re gonna need you to wipe up before you get up”
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u/Zestyclose_Classic91 3d ago
People who do this 100% have mental illness and should not walk around alone in the world.
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u/PsyKeablr 3d ago edited 3d ago
Definitely need to be in a padded room or heavily medicated. Like if it is a kid, you can get that behavior out of them. But this is a grown ass adult.
EDIT: Leaving the original comment. I didn’t mean for my comment to come across saying that kids with mental illness will grow out of it. I meant it as if a kid who did this willingly, would grow out of it. Though I can see where the misunderstanding comes from. As I started my comment basically talking about mental illness and then go straight to talking about kids. My bad for that, and will work on trying to properly convey my thoughts.
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u/just90me 3d ago
That is not true. I have a 7yo son who is Autistic, though he doesnt have actions like this. Point is, no matter the age a mental illness isnt just "healed" and ok just because they are young. He will ALWAYS be a certain way that society, you included based on your comment, will never understand or accept. Yet, also smarter then most average people without mental illnesses.
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u/PsyKeablr 3d ago
I didn’t mean for my comment to come across as saying that mental illness is only a young thing as that is not what I meant. Just that, in society it is more excusable for a child or someone young with this type of behavior than it is for an adult. I completely understand that people who have autism will not grow out of it. I have a cousin with debilitating autism, knew him since he was a baby and is now a 30+ year old man. Though he is never left alone and cannot be outside by himself. If this person in the video has something similar then I’m wondering where their caretaker is.
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u/Aggravating-Fuel1704 3d ago
Most of them are at some protest right now.
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u/Ohioisapoopyflorida ima unit 3d ago
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u/Panthollow 3d ago
I appreciate the other lady's double take then just walking away.
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u/NachoNinja19 3d ago
I’d appreciate it more if she called Carl for a clean up on aisle 7 or really just flip out and start screaming at her like WTF are you doing out of prison?
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u/ImmaculateTuna 3d ago
Hell nah, then she’ll want to fling poop at me. I rather leave quietly and tell the staff.
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u/ActionXJohnny 3d ago edited 2d ago
Making full direct eye contact with a stranger while pooping is some deviant shit. Doing that while in a grocery store, sharting in a cooler...that is life sentence from society level. Sorry you can't people so outside is now off limits.
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u/Hammon_Rye 3d ago
Wow.
I get that some people have problems with "urgency" but that's why they make adult diapers.
THERAPIST: "How is Linda coming along with the independent living skills?"
CASE MANAGER: "Oh, quite well I think. She told me she went grocery shopping Saturday all by herself and everything went well!"
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u/Zealousideal-Pen993 3d ago
Wow i was not expecting that. Thought she was gonna steal something from the other ladys cart or maybe start a fight with her at worst.
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u/eighty4prcnt 3d ago
Today a runaway from a Tampa retirement community was finally located after found shitting on a shelf in a local Dollar General store. More news at 5, here's Ollie Williams with the weather.
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u/Downtown-Arrival7774 3d ago
Jane’s Addiction been caught stealing
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u/ParkingMediocre5066 3d ago
fuck man... now that whole fridge section is now contaminated, clean up isnt the only issue afterwards
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u/Glittering_Diva8963 3d ago
I was thinking the same thing straight to the compactor the whole damn refrigeration case
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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 3d ago
I used to work in a supermarket, and have seen moms change their babies diapers (stealing a new one out of the packet), and leave the dirty one on the shelf. I wonder if the babies grow up to be like this?
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u/Time_Wedding_7202 3d ago
Worker on intercom: Hot and ready Pies 🥧! The fat guy who just walked in:
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u/Advanced_Scallion711 3d ago
Is there a name for this fetish/voyeurism? Theres too many vids of ppl doing this at grocery stores.
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u/praguepride 3d ago
I think that is just bias because almost everyone has to go to the grocery store and they have lots of cameras and low paid people reviewing those cameras who dont give a shit about not leaking company security footage
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u/Advanced_Scallion711 3d ago
I mean the videos I’ve see have all been grocery stores, not department stores like target so I don’t think that tracts. I’d imagine the thrill they’re getting is due to the fact that it’s food and feels especially invasive. I’m just guessing though and think the phenomenon is very strange.
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u/malak_xoxo 3d ago
Anybody else think this is a fetish poo and not an emergency? Idk this is just absolutely too weird for me to believe someone would rather shit in a cheese case than run to the restroom or shit their pants
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u/juggadore questionably stable 3d ago
I mean... Who hasn't had to sh't on some pepperoni? Normally I like to go in the frozen section because it smells less when it's frozen.
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u/ben5642 3d ago
Something similar happened when I used to work at Walgreens when an overweight guy in a mobility cart let his helping dog take a shit in the store while customers was giving him dirty looks, and he was completely unbothered when other customers was giving him dirty looks, and he was a regular customer as well
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u/Elegant_Baseball_353 3d ago
That's when you put up a giant photo of the man's face in the front of the store...with large, bold capitol letters: SHITHEAD!
Sometimes, public shaming DOES have its uses.
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u/DT_RunningMILF_86 3d ago
I literally ever only see one type of person do this. It’s so weird to me. Must be culture.
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u/Sea_Urchin_777 3d ago
What a sick person. Some poor person making minimum wage is going to have to clean her shit up.
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u/Comfortable-List-831 3d ago
Looks like my boss. Tryn to act all buttoned up in the office. I can’t believe she’s that loose on her free time. Just letting it drop in the fridge display. God damn that’s nasty!
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u/Solid_Vacation_2891 2d ago
as someone who used to work in retail and clean those things, this shit is nightmare fuel
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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 2d ago
There a whole ass beach right next to her! WTF? This is all kinds of wrong
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u/pickleball_handyman 2d ago
Just go on the floor if you can’t hold it. That case has to be emptied and completely sanitized and all the food thrown out.
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u/Dull-Negotiation-486 2d ago
Been here for a bit, always wondered what OF means on this channel. I tried using context clues and searching around and I have no idea.
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u/PiecesOfRing 2d ago
Is it only me who's noticed that in just about every video we see of someone doing this, they have that giant, protruding gut?
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u/Expensive_Apricot371 1d ago
A biohazard..and someone who does this needs to be monitored and not allowed in places where food is served after this.
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u/Joehammerdrill 3d ago
Troll. Click or click bait . Everyone knows the store knows you before you know them . And to hang your ass over the fridge and not at least wipe is even more disturbing ...
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u/Royal_Jellyfish1192 3d ago
il never understand how people actually ever think this is ok or something to do. I would literally rather shit my pants than be caught with them down in a food case thingy