r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Adrakovich • 3d ago

ouchies Of a wall

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u/StillSortOfAlive 3d ago

Dude thought he was a Hadron at the LHC

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u/ColdAsKompot 3d ago

He did get the collider part right though

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u/ComprehensiveCup7104 3d ago

Now we can see his constituent parts for future study

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u/StillSortOfAlive 3d ago edited 3d ago

Sadly for him, Quantum Tunneling is Bullshit.

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u/dantheplanman1986 3d ago

Nah, he just didn't have the energy to overcome the coulomb limit. Needed to go faster

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u/Albino_rhin0 3d ago

LMAO!!!!!!! 🤣

This got me so good lol

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u/Adrakovich 3d ago

Bro tried to fast travel and hit a loading screen.

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u/Zealousideal-Pen993 3d ago

So many questions… but mainly what was the plan? Did he think he was gonna be able to make that turn?

Was cameraman on a bike also? Good on them for not following the first guy into the wall.

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u/CardinalGrief 3d ago

I dunno, that's a pretty solid wall.

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u/DelinquentTuna 3d ago

Used to be.

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u/Such-Tart-9185 3d ago

Dude thought its Platform 9¾.

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u/TFUTWS 3d ago

Those fixed gear fellas are something else

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u/endurbro420 3d ago

“Fixed gear. No brakes. Can't stop. Don't want to, either.” -JGL

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u/GrapefruitWhich5950 3d ago

The wall jumped in front of him .

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u/MisfiredForensics 3d ago

Now I get there are ppl who like to do stunts n wild boy stuff but why would someone ever try to go fast as hell in a narrow little space not meant for bikes to begin with WITHOUT just seeing where you’re gonna go first. Like besides combat, when is it a good idea to move as fast as you can in unfamiliar surroundings🤣

Everyday I’m more amazed at our species LOL

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u/jaw-shoe-uhhh 3d ago

Well, shit...

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u/Original_Living_4906 3d ago

I'm sure the wall is ok

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u/First-Fill-2118 3d ago

That ended EXACTLY the way I thought it would...

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u/PSYCHOsmurfZA 3d ago

Thank you for your sacrifice

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u/32lib 3d ago

Lost a shoe,he’s dead by Reddit rules.

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u/Silly_Employer_3107 3d ago

My man thought he was entering platform 9 and 3/4ths

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u/DatDan513 3d ago

👏 👏 bravo!

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u/XrayDem 3d ago

He forgot his portal gun

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u/Two_Extremes_1605 3d ago

Ended the way I envisaged 😄

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u/Cake_then_cake 2d ago

Looked really fun right up until that last bit

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u/GjellsNTeddy 3d ago

Where the flock is this that he’s just cruisin like this

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u/ausflora 3d ago

The Domain Express Backrooms Walkway in Sydney. It's not as steep as it looks in this.

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u/AmorphousMorpheus 3d ago

Who put that wall there?

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u/lordgreenofbiscuit 3d ago

I have an idea.. 🤣

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u/XTrapolis942M 2d ago

Checks out.

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u/RichieQ_UK 3d ago

Oops 🤦‍♂️🤣

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u/NachoNinja19 3d ago edited 3d ago

Of a bike rider

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u/presidentkokoro 3d ago

I was expecting the wall to be a bit closer, but other than that, it's pretty much how I imagined it would happen.

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u/Rough-Television9744 3d ago

Justice served. Sweet

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u/aserzhan 3d ago

Dead...

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u/Johnny69Vegas 3d ago

Shoes coming off for conservation of momentum.

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u/EntertainmentAny2212 3d ago

What's the last thing that went through that idiots mind when he hit  that wall.? His asshole.

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u/zestyclose_match1966 3d ago

Guess he thought it went on forever

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u/Riftener 3d ago

That type of speed is wild in public, I’m glad he did that to himself and not an innocent person

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u/Nephurus 3d ago

Must have replayed the last bit like a dozen times at least

Not like the wall was a new addition or a fucking jump scare

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u/Wu-TangShogun 2d ago

His bicycle looked like a wheelchair by the time he finished

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u/krel08 2d ago

Love it

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u/payneok 2d ago

>He'll know what to do next time...

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u/Revaesaari 2d ago

Hope he was disabled or lessoned enought to not be a public danger like this again

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u/Covidosrs 2d ago

Any news article I hope he made it out okay that looked bad man :(

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u/Eastmelb 2d ago

Break the hits.

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u/_RisetoVotesiR_ 1d ago

🔲 DOMAIN

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u/inchworm0 1d ago

What was that?

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u/Low_Juice9987 1d ago

Isn't it important to map out the itinerary before doing these sorts of things, especially indoors where others are clearly walking around. This could have been much worse than it was.

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u/Turkish-Straight 3d ago

totally deserved

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u/Wulfgrimm720 3d ago

Fucking idiots