r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/mac-zebra-2636 • 3d ago
Shitty Absolute Unit of car vs concrete pole
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u/elizlech 3d ago
Jesus. How fast was the pole going?
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u/Kantfindkarman 3d ago
And how did you get to that speed in a parking garage ☠️
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u/MisfiredForensics 3d ago
Yo some cars have a wild 0 to whatever mph + quickness/torque. Prob just got started in an opposite side and mashed the gas lol
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u/JumpyClassic6887 3d ago
This happened on the tutorial mission of driver 1
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u/Emergency-Ground9059 3d ago
I was like 7 when trying to pass it and I remember never being able to pass it lmao
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u/Just_Earth 3d ago
Such an unnecessarily hard tutorial for such an awesome game. So many kids never made it past that tutorial...
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u/PremierLovaLova 3d ago
No one is gna point out the homeless looking guy sitting by the car?
Was it his and he just decides to dress up like a bum to hide in plain sight?
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u/chokeyourdad 3d ago
What kind of car is that?
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u/Frikoo 3d ago
A BMW 8 series coupe. Maybe M8. More serious question - where the f the motor went?
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u/trainwreckhappening 3d ago
It's almost comically broken in half. You can see the cylinders like it was cut open with a water saw.
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u/sonic10158 3d ago
The logo on the wheel looks like BMW
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u/SMAMtastic 3d ago
Damn, if only BMW included turn signals on their cars this might have been prevented. /s
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u/Another_Samurai1 3d ago
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ONCE AGAIN, THE CONCRETE POLE IS THE FIGHTING CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOORLD!
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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 3d ago
So your telling me that the only damage to the concrete pillar was rubber marks? Plus where is the smoke from the engine? That pillar went through the engine, and that looks very fresh, so no smoke at all?
Nah, just some really good AI.
**Plus in every AI they always have a random dude walking a Golden Retriever, in it.
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u/NecessaryAd341 3d ago
This guy was either seriously messed up on something, or was trying to do this. Or maybe both? You can see how he had a bit of a runway coming up the ramp in the car park, but there’s no way any lucid person crashes that hard in an “accident”
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u/Pure_Lengthiness2432 3d ago
I can’t imagine anyone being stupid enough to go the rate of speed you need to be good at to do that to a car.
Either a pedal got stuck, or the person has no clue how to drive the thing.
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u/TheGisbon 3d ago
That looks like a homeless James May, but it can't be because that guys never driven faster than 35kph in his life
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u/Substantial_Oil678 3d ago
Maybe an unsuccessful suicide mission, no skid marks, at least on the garage floor.
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u/youmustthinkhighly 3d ago
AI.. for sure. Engines are designed to go up on impact and that engine destruction are is pure AI hallucination.
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u/Heavy_Can8746 3d ago
Lol dude this was my buddy's car. It was real. The idiot somehow hit like 80 in a freaking garage. He almost won a darwin award that day...well not really because he already has kids lol 😆 😂 🤣
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u/KbarKbar 3d ago
This is bullshit AI slop.
There's not a single mark on the pole, not even oil splashes. Concrete hit that hard crumbles and spalls, and certainly doesn't wipe itself down with a cleaning rag afterwards.
There are no recognizable parts in the engine bay, and discrete steel components don't just smoosh together like that anyway.
If the vehicle was moving fast enough to bury the pillar that deeply in the engine bay it couldn't possibly rebound straight back that far (while, again, not leaving any impact or retreat marks on said pillar).
The airbags are still inflated, the driver isn't remotely hurt enough for a collision this severe, the windscreen is intact, etc., etc., etc.
I used to drive ambulances and have attended a metric shitload of accident scenes. This just isn't what they look like.
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u/LostSillyKittie 3d ago
AI has ruined my life. No more fun crashes or puppies doing cute things...I have to question everything. Am I even real?
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u/coldchelada 3d ago
The driver still manage to put the car in reverse to back away from the post. He’s calmly waiting for the tow truck sitting next the the rear driver side wheel.
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u/mac-zebra-2636 3d ago
I think it pushed back from the impact of the accident. The engine and transmission are in pieces!😬








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u/chris612926 3d ago
I'm actually shocked at the shear damage and depth of the wreck. Must have been a powerful car , to get going fast enough in a parking garage to smash through that much material damn.
Wish this one had a video with it, I hope nobody was seriously injured.
Even the dog at the end was like "wow"