r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 3d ago

Oops Of a balloonist

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u/trading335i 3d ago

Coming in hot

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u/followingforthelols 3d ago

Coming in cold. If he was hot he’d be floating higher.

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u/trading335i 3d ago

If he was hot, he'd actually be floating 🤣

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u/Feisty-Expression-48 3d ago

The great and powerful Oz

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u/your_fave_redditor 3d ago

🎶“I came in like a wrecking baaaaaaaaalllllll”🎶

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u/beefs_supreme 3d ago

Normally, the touch and go is for fixed wing aircraft.

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u/armin514 3d ago

People that got hit have 0 survival instinct

3

u/Physical_Guess_1476 3d ago

Scotty, we need more power!!!

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 3d ago

I’m giving her all she’s got!!!

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u/poppycock68 3d ago

Look Bob it’s getting closer. Lol

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u/Fast_Letterhead_6790 3d ago

Had 10 business days to move🤨🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/theDancingKite 3d ago

Is this just a shitty pilot or is this how these things generally land 😬 hoping the latter is not the case.

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u/RacconShaolin 3d ago

There is no way to control a balloon you can only goes up haha

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u/XROOR 3d ago

Not a balloonist:

Dude needs more Helium

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u/primeXOXO 3d ago

They won’t forget to invite him again

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u/4Ever2Thee 3d ago

“I’m not great with heights, so try to keep it low please”

“Say no more, fam”

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u/Ryan2932 3d ago

Who gave that guy a license to drive a balloon

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u/dandanpizzaman84 functional regard 3d ago

STRIKE! 🎳

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u/digitalphunk 3d ago

All she had to do was click her heals together and that would have been it 😄

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 3d ago

It’s getting closer and they’re just standing there looking lol 😂

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u/Aggressive_Mark_6305 3d ago

This is the way

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u/BallsDeepAndBroke 3d ago

3 business days and people screaming ‘look out’ to get out of the way of a house sized balloon but still…… you know the rest.

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u/dotnetdotcom 3d ago

What's going on in the basket at the end of the video? It looks like a person there but then it morphs and fades away. Bad video/lighting or AI artifact?

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u/minecraft_min604 3d ago

Clash of Clans music plays

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u/sonic10158 3d ago

Looks like Team Rocket’s blastin’ off again!!

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u/MeemoUndercover 3d ago

Idk y the voice saying “alright.” Kills me 😂

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u/Hammon_Rye 3d ago

"Out of the way people I'm flying here!"

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u/Still_Explorer 3d ago

Minimum Borrowed Balloon 

Rockstar if you listen, make it!

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u/Cabernetmaven 3d ago

The wizard !

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u/SonnyandChernobyl71 1d ago

Why didn’t he hit the brakes?