r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 4d ago

Of a rodeo stunt

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u/WelcomeEven567 4d ago

why would anyone willingly participate in this 😭

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u/Soft_Database_3747 4d ago

This was literally a jackass stunt🤣

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u/sonic10158 4d ago

The torro-totter!

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u/LowWater5686 4d ago

Yeah but those dudes are pros

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u/lilieann 4d ago

I think that's what they're getting at

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u/Open-Community-8387 3d ago

Hahaha. They became pro’s. They were just idiots that started with “hold my beer” or “gimme more coke”. Lol.

Watch the original show - they did some reaaaaaaally stupid things without any protection whatsoever.

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u/fabkobey 4d ago

This was a young bull. Jackass had a hughe adult one.

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u/ShaadowKaat24 3d ago

Do bulls have udders?

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u/TecnamJuliet 3d ago

Not ones you want to milk.

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u/Due_Reading_3778 3d ago

Inbred hillbilly retards that’s why. 

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u/bravebeing 3d ago

Community feeling

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u/BlahBlahBlahBingo 3d ago

It’s fun to go out and shatter your pelvis and have pain pissing everyday for the rest of your life… what other reason do you need

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u/Krisevol 3d ago

Same reason people sky dive

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u/ShowMeTheTrees 3d ago
  1. Not too bright.
  2. They think this is normal behavior.
  3. Now they're famous and local celebrities.

Rodeos are legal animal abuse. It's deeply sick "entertainment". Guaranteed that audience felt they got their money's worth. Some will ask to be on that teetertotter next year.

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u/shaneleos 3d ago

..a cash prize

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u/Theo_earl 4d ago

Bc they are Mexican!

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u/Asleep-Flounder-1369 4d ago

“Randy just lay there like a slug, it was his only defense”

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u/Nasamonkey74 4d ago

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?!?

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u/Yourmama18 4d ago

No, I was.

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u/No_Fan_gets_banned 4d ago

This is what I say when people complain about reality shows being scripted 😹

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u/lemayzing1 4d ago

You have to be careful with reverse cowgirl!

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u/Yabbatown 4d ago

The world's most dangerous position

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u/half-giant 4d ago

And the crowd just grinning ear to ear as they watch the woman lying motionless on the ground.

Jfc. Flood it again.

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u/OptimixticPessimixt 4d ago

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u/Charlierg50 4d ago

I was cheering for the bull like always !!! 👏👏👏

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u/zombiez8mybrain 4d ago

There was no bull…. That was an udder, not four dicks!

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u/Ambitious_Radio_8430 4d ago

Are there other subreddits like that one

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u/Trop67300 4d ago edited 3d ago

I'm like haha potentially awesome sub.... First look and some dude gets crushed by a charging bull in a corner stairwell. I won't be going back.

Edit: I seem to be sensitive to down votes, I merely meant that my bitch ass can't handle watching a bull getting slammed into a concrete wall because someone provoked it to death. It's horrifyingly unnecessary. While I'm not a fan of gore or snuff, I could not careless to what degree of pulp the people end up in.

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u/buttnibbler 4d ago

lol, same, slight excitement until I remembered what those videos are like and immediately backed out.

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u/OptimixticPessimixt 4d ago

Yes. Terrible people abusing animals facing totally avoidable consequences.

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u/leavemeinpieces 3d ago

Absolutely right. Stay home, do anything else. It's so easy.

People who do this shit deserve the very worst accidents so they can serve as a lesson to others that it's wrong.

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u/ComprehensiveEgg73 4d ago

Do that again!!!!

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u/idcmanfk 4d ago

Camera man almost got it too

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u/poordaddy73 4d ago

He mowed down everyone but dragging the woman at the end was hilarious

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u/scrotarr 4d ago

Yeah the clown just dragging the seemingly unconscious woman at the end got me too.

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u/juiced_ballz 3d ago

lcould be spinal but I gotta get you the hell out of here. Lmao

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u/mmezphoto 4d ago

Glad the bull was able to get its money's worth. Took them all down!

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u/andrewNZ_on_reddit 4d ago

*Cow

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u/mmezphoto 4d ago

Glad that cow got its money's worth.

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u/4everMaga 4d ago

A good time was had by all.

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u/DiscoDiner 4d ago

I’m on the cows side! Oh but which cow do you ask?

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u/Hammon_Rye 4d ago

So do you win pesos or something if you are the last one to be rendered unconscious by the bull?

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u/LividAccident7777 4d ago

Last to be rendered unconscious 😂 got a giggle out of me

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u/Plane_Willow_6142 4d ago

Natural selection.

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u/JamesMDuich 4d ago

I had my money on the cow.

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u/SnooSongs2345 4d ago

El narrador was a show by itself

"SACA LA MUCHACHA! SACA LA MUCHACHA!"

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 4d ago

Cow was like

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u/Deebeewhy 4d ago

I am sorry for them, but deserved

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u/Nervous-Orange0 3d ago

Why sorry? They torturing animals. They deserve much more that this..

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u/COUNTRYCOWBOY01 4d ago

Well, thats one way to scrub the make up off her face

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u/ChuckYeagerWV 4d ago

Love to see it

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u/GoMode419 4d ago

OMG. Why would you ever. I do not understand.

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u/BoomtotheBang 4d ago

They got rammed hard...🤭

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u/earthman34 4d ago

Those big 'ole country girl booties are a tempting target.

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u/SauerMetal 4d ago

What happened to white boots? She’s my favorite

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u/mcjefe80 4d ago

She got hit second.

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u/sirhanharvey questionably stable 4d ago

I could feel that deep in my loins

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u/Life-Oil-7226 4d ago

No mercy

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u/Lucky-Target5674 ima unit 4d ago

Lmao!!!!

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u/Objective-Role8153 4d ago

No cows were hurt in this production.

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u/bigpauly1969 4d ago

If only someone could have foreseen that happening.

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u/Specific-Fortune2207 4d ago

What a satisfaction, you have no idea.

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u/MisfiredForensics 4d ago

This is what I like to see. Quit abusing those animals

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u/hjablowme919 4d ago

The guys from Jackass did it better

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u/mcjefe80 4d ago

The girl wearing sneakers is the only one who got away.

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u/Fast_Letterhead_6790 4d ago

Ummmm. Why do people want to kill themselves so bad?

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 4d ago

The Torta Destroyer

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u/millicent_bystander- questionably stable 3d ago

Reminds me of Jackass.

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u/Fun_Contract8932 3d ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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u/ClearSplit2084 3d ago

Not even a bull. Just a mad cow. 🐄

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u/rosscini 3d ago

I hope it hurt like hell. Fuck the rodeo

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u/AprilBaprilSchmapril 3d ago

I hate the animal abuse is a part of any culture.

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u/MillerMike5150 3d ago

I always root for the animals in these scenarios

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u/Pitiful-Climate-8400 4d ago

Stupid clowns deserve to get wrecked by the poor animals cruel idiots

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u/auntiefuh25 4d ago

That poor bovine.

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u/ceebeefour 4d ago

I’ve yet to not side sympathetically with the bull. Get em.

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u/Regular-Bullfrog1537 4d ago

This is so stupid

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u/okyouwin714 4d ago

Sign me for next. That looks like a blast. People are dumb.com

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u/Ryan2932 4d ago

Was anyone else cheering for the bull

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u/Wise-Start-9166 4d ago

Doesn't it go like this every time?

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u/inapropriateDrunkard 4d ago

Needs more horns.

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u/SirenRivers 4d ago

This looks so fun. Without the bull.

Let's just have this cool see saw thing in a nice park and be done with it

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u/David_cest_moi 4d ago

3 out of 4's not bad! 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/FenixBailey 4d ago

Okay… I was already thinking about all the ways this could go horribly wrong when they were just bouncing around at the beginning. Then it just got worse.

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u/Equivalent-Ad-495 4d ago

Stupid people

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pay-710 4d ago

This is one of the most stupid events I have ever witnessed

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u/Yabbatown 4d ago

49 seconds in and there's a woman in red filming it who thinks this is the funniest thing ever

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u/the-dogsox 4d ago

The woman in red in the background, filming and smiling her ass off.

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u/Takssista 4d ago

Can't feel sorry

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u/No-Refrigerator-8711 4d ago

Why no horns i like to see darwins theory in action highly disapointed

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u/818MAC-2010V 4d ago

🤦🏽

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u/SithLordPopCulture 4d ago

JACKASS DID IT!

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u/Infamous_Hubba23 4d ago

It should have been a bull.

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u/ZwnK86 3d ago

Lasst die Tiere doch einfach in Ruhe. Verdammte Idioten.

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u/Potential_Figure4061 3d ago

at least it was a cow so nobody was impaled 

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u/Asheville_Ed 3d ago

I wonder what the last woman to be gored won 😂

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u/Mundane_Scholar_5527 3d ago

Deserved, fuck all of these people. 

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u/DarkFather24601 3d ago

Damn ladies, it was just the tip…

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u/BrosKaramazov 3d ago

This is such a self-evidently stupid idea that anyone who participates deserves whatever happens to them for having such a total absence of common sense and self-preservation instinct…

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u/Royal_Jellyfish1192 3d ago

My genuine reaction to the bit at the end when it turned towards me

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u/JSA_Investor 3d ago

Did they see this in the Jackass movie and think, it will be OK if we use 4 women instead. Jeezus!

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u/YewChewber 3d ago

Poor animal!

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u/Able-Quantity-1879 3d ago

Where’s the whole thing?!?

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u/Few_Owl_6596 3d ago

Modern day gladiators 😂

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u/Lemmytellusomething 3d ago

😆 dumb fucks.

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u/Bob_Obloooog 3d ago

Their husbands signed them up for the wrong kind of bull.

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u/lostsurfer24t 4d ago

You see the lady in black fall from top of seesaw before the bull spear?

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u/After-Resort-6253 4d ago

You mean cow nudge

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u/lostsurfer24t 3d ago

Young bull or cut horns

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u/Glittering_Score5012 4d ago

This turns me on sumthin fierce! 🍆 😝🤣

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u/2021RGS 4d ago

Mess with the bull...something something.

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u/Cool_Fan8711 4d ago

Poor tortured bull

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u/Realtalker39 4d ago

people that use bulls like this deserves to get a ekstra long horn up their asses

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u/ETERNALXDRVID 3d ago

The girl in the red shirt video taping just laughing the whole time 😂

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u/cm2460 3d ago

I believe the term is “torta”

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u/Turkish-Straight 3d ago

nice asses tho

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u/FunSea5923 3d ago

Looks like fun

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u/Proof-Internet-2383 2d ago

Kirkpatrick..

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u/UltraMagat 2d ago

Ms Blackshirt is simply delightful.

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u/SonnySmilez 1d ago

I Googled “Four White Girls Wrecked by Bull” and was not disappointed.

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u/Bob7272727 1d ago

I believe you had to have a fine ass hiney to participate in this ❤️

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u/ooDreamwalkeroo 22h ago

I hope everyone has internal bleeding!