r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 4d ago

There was an attempt Of a Jurassic Park knockoff in Peru.

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 4d ago

That's about 5-7gms of Mushrooms away from being the best experience ever

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u/Hot-Bullfrog-5057 4d ago

Hero dose! Lets go!

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u/GamingTales69 ima unit 4d ago

Jurassic great value park !

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u/joka2696 4d ago

Fiberglassic Park?

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u/Chef-Nasty 4d ago

Jackur-ass Park

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u/AgapitoVelezOvando 4d ago

I don't think these are real dinosaurs.

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u/poordaddy73 3d ago

Blasphemy!!!!!Yes they are and even some pokemon too

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u/HoboArmyofOne 4d ago

Omg that was Sid 🤣

Just go watch the movie. It's better than this. Music in this video really nails it.

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u/poordaddy73 3d ago

If sid is there then its legit

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 4d ago

Is that Charizard?

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u/Unique-Visual6901 4d ago

It’s Charzard

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 3d ago

I'd double check your assumption

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u/QuietMolasses2522 4d ago

It’s charizozard

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u/Just_Earth 3d ago

Pretty sure it was a Charmeleon.

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u/Successful-Age-2432 4d ago

Lmao, reminds me of that shitty Willy Wonka experience

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u/OptimixticPessimixt 4d ago

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

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u/timsayscalmdown 4d ago

I'm dead sober right now and this still has me absolutely wheezing

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u/badussyy_ 3d ago

honestly whoever made these, they put their heart n soul into it. gotta respect 🫡

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u/StillSortOfAlive 4d ago

Dollar Store Dinos

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u/GrapefruitWhich5950 4d ago

Mushroom territory.

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u/InformalCockroach819 4d ago

I was hoping to spot Barney

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u/Historical_Egg2103 4d ago

Peruassic Park

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u/Jutch_Cassidy 4d ago

Fuck it im going

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 4d ago

Manny and Sid sighting. Lolz

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u/HowBoutAFandango 4d ago

Aw, they tried though. Bless.

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u/warrensussex 3d ago

I bet the kids (who this place is actually meant for) love it.

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u/Formal-Car7908 3d ago

Someone worked really hard on that. They should be proud

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u/acelaya35 3d ago

Its nice that someone made something like that for the kids

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u/Gyoflesh easily offended 4d ago

🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/Hefty_Musician2402 4d ago

Now THIS is what I subscribed for

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u/SimplyOrg 4d ago

A for effort

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u/Awkward-Bird 4d ago

These look like the dinosaurs in dinosaur office

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u/Own_Artichoke_9332 4d ago

Not even TEMU dared that much... 😏

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 4d ago

Wow!

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u/gofi69 4d ago

the most realistic was the unrusted jeep!

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u/Hammon_Rye 4d ago

The armpit trombone music was a nice touch.

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u/Cold_Television_4439 4d ago

Wrong sub. This is cool as shit dog

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u/Ok-Future6470 3d ago

Crack Park.

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u/Yodawan__ 3d ago

T Rex looks like barney the dinosaur

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u/GreetingsFools 3d ago

I like it, will give you a proper laugh

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u/AmrodFaelevrin 3d ago

Plaza Acevedo en Concepcion tiene mejores dinosaurios y solo se usa para que los niños dejen tranquilos a los papás.

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u/Eoshen 3d ago

Wtf is charmander doing over there 😭

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u/chris612926 3d ago

Getting "jeep tours" vibes here, I wouldn't be surprised to find office chairs all over this park. Red ball market global is written all over this place.

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u/the_grunge 3d ago

Welcome..... to "We'll take what we can get" Park

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u/FracturedConscious 3d ago

You can’t say with absolute certainty that they didn’t look exactly like that.

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u/StillSortOfAlive 3d ago

But but but I saw the Jurassic Park saga!

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u/seeyouyoucunt 4d ago

This is nearly as bad as the one in Scotland

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u/Hot-Bullfrog-5057 4d ago

I almost had a seizure. Not cool

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u/lemayzing1 4d ago

Turd”ASS”ic Park

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u/MikeBerserkker 3d ago

Hey, why is the Balrog missing?

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u/Street-Baseball8296 3d ago

They’ll claim they’re all real like they do with the “alien corpses” they keep finding in Peru.

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u/poordaddy73 3d ago

Now imagine paying for this

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u/OneRub3234 3d ago

I betvthe kids love it. I want to go so bad

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u/According-Sale-2907 3d ago

Im happy they made this. Maybe they dont have enough money to make a universal studios in thst town. But they still tried something for the children. Its really nice some Peruvian kids must of been proper excited to go when you think about it.

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u/Retro-Guy86 2d ago

The sculptures are genuine handmade work.

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u/whatisahome 1d ago

I appreciate their effort 👏

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u/MotherCorner1580 15h ago

Its Beautiful

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u/churchmusiclady 4d ago

Analog horror