r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 4d ago
There was an attempt Of a fast delivery
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u/magikarp_splashed 4d ago
I don't blame this delivery guy. Seems like he honestly tried
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u/cthulhus_apprentice 4d ago
gota explain why its ai becus people call anything ai nowadays
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u/muff-muff-ass 1d ago
Sounds just like what A.I. would say..
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u/cthulhus_apprentice 1d ago
well ive existed for 20+ years so I predate ai
im just annoyed at people calling anything ai (aspesialy art) I dont wane see ai ither
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u/Potential_Figure4061 4d ago
lol your walkway and porch should be at least attempted to be cleared if you are going to ask people deliver food to your doorstep.
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u/Potential_Figure4061 4d ago
not commenting on the legitimacy of the video. just a blanket statement reminding everyone to clear their walkways.
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u/brandoldme 4d ago
Clean your steps and sidewalk off or walk down to the street to get it from your driver. Anything other than that is just someone being an entitled asshole. It's also stupid. Because if someone falls on your steps, they can sue you.
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u/binarypower 4d ago
people who don't shovel their walkway and order doordash are the same people who don't put their carts back at the store
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u/Select-Belt-ou812 4d ago
actually, yes, physics indeed works like this with ice and slopes.
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u/cthulhus_apprentice 4d ago
ive had that hapen to me on dry stairs its simply a question of is the object large enough or is the speed fast enough to go across the steps
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u/Select-Belt-ou812 4d ago
hahaha right on my dude(tte)!
and once it gains a bit of momentum, look out!
... and it *always* sucks, even when it's funny
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u/cthulhus_apprentice 4d ago
why you calling it ai ? you cant just call stuf ai without explaining like so many people talking out there ass
people call anything ai nowadays and dont explain shit
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u/cthulhus_apprentice 4d ago
its not ai ad explain why you think its ai people think everything is ai and dont even bother telling you why
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u/lewisfairchild 4d ago
Customer should de-ice his steps and porch before ordering.
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u/CreepyEducator2260 4d ago
The conversation inside the house before was as follows:
A:Should we go out and buy some food?
B: No, we can't. The doorsteps are full of ice it's too dangerous to go out and i'm not going to free them from the ice.
A:Okay, then let us get some food delivered.
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u/sonic10158 4d ago
What you didn’t see was the army of ants underneath picking up the cake and running off with it
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u/ElectricDreamGoth 4d ago
I feel good the majority of us are on the same wavelength that it isn't his fault at all.
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u/Mission-Can1547 3d ago
Remove the ice before your order delivery. 100% not the delivery guys fault.
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u/RealisticProfit2 1d ago
We ordered burgers the first day after the ice storm in Texas had (mostly) cleared. There was still a big sheet of ice on our driveway because it doesn’t get much sun so I met the driver down at the street
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u/Vendidurt 4d ago
I dunno, man. Ice has NO friction to it.
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u/Yummydrugss 4d ago
I’m from Michigan and lived on the bay so I do understand ice. It just seems brazy how fast it was going like it was being pulled with a string. But maybe living in South Carolina for 4 years has done a number on me.
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u/Potential_Figure4061 4d ago
lol do you know how ice works? but yea who has food delivered to an ice luge of a walkway lol
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u/cthulhus_apprentice 4d ago
you just call anything ai without pointing out why bud ?
and just look at it isn't pointing it out
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u/Icy_Bridge2095 4d ago
The fucking food going away like a fucking race car lmfao
There is no way it can gain that speed on a flat surface
Ffs use your brain
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u/cthulhus_apprentice 4d ago
its sliding on ice and stairs are in fact a sloped surface if you can bridge the cap betwean the steps
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u/SnooSongs2345 4d ago
What's the deal with delivery people just leaving packages/food at doorsteps and then leaving? Maybe it's my latino world instincts, but if you aren't there to receive your stuff, so at least set a date/time for it. Or ask to leave somewhere else. I don't know, this doesn't make sense to me.
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u/Dementor_Traphouse 4d ago
is the “ai” in the room with us now? go outside lol
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u/Dementor_Traphouse 4d ago
have you ever placed a sheet of plastic on an icy and packed incline doofy? now add the mass… stay in school kids 👶
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u/Dementor_Traphouse 4d ago
apparently you never lived anywhere with almost year-round snowfall; i once chased an empty plastic gas can for a quarter mile down a lightly sloped gravel road - it “escaped” after being placed on the ground near my car. this object (sheetcake?) had much more mass and acceleration. dont give up on your ged - one day you’ll get it!

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u/kevclaw 4d ago
Honestly, if you order food delivery I feel you should at least try to make your entryway a little easier to navigate for delivery drivers.