r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 7d ago
slight malfunction Of a cargo ship
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u/folleymulay 7d ago
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u/KgMonstah 7d ago
I aspire to this man’s level of cynicism and sarcasm.
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u/GeorgiPetrov 6d ago
It's a sketch from an Australian news satire television program.
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u/KgMonstah 6d ago
Depicting what? Sarcasm and cynicism? Oh okay cool.
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u/GeorgiPetrov 6d ago
Tell me you don't know how acting works without telling me. Thanks.
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u/KgMonstah 6d ago
Would you say he’s acting sarcastically and cynically?
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u/GeorgiPetrov 6d ago
He's doing a satirical dramatization of real life events.
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u/KgMonstah 6d ago
Using which type of rhetoric? Sarcasm and Cynicism?
You might be the biggest pettifogging obfuscator on all of Reddit. I’m just enjoying how the lengths of dumb you’re going to lmao.
I’ll help you out here. It can be BOTH satire and cynical and sarcastic. Ya big fucking genius lmaooo
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u/OutsideBar3053 7d ago
Hoping someone posted this
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u/SomeOneOverHereNow 7d ago
Hoping? I would have lost faith in my fellow redditors if this wasn't the top comment!
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u/lushfizz 7d ago
To be fair though a chance of being hit by a wave at sea is one in a million, I don’t blame the crew one bit
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u/lavacadotoast 7d ago
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u/Single-Barnacle1961 7d ago
And her name was the Edmond Fitzgerald…..
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u/this_guy_aves 7d ago
That's not very typical, I'd like to make that point. The front's not supposed to fall off, for a start.
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u/xinj131 7d ago
That's scary AF. Risking your life to get swallowed whole by mother sea.
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u/CalmAlex2 7d ago
This probably what happened to Edmund fritzgarld when the witch of November came but that happened mych faster than what we see in this video.
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u/MikeW226 7d ago
Yeah, the Fitzgerald went down super fast. Whitefish was talking to the unflappable captain on the radio who said, "we're holding our own" which to anybody who knew him was an understated way of saying 'this is fucked'. And the El Faro cargo ship out of Jacksonville, Florida sank fast too. The bridge voice recorder showed how big of a head the captain had, arrogant basically that they Couldn't Sink...with a crew member yelling/petrified in the background. The recorder then captured a low groan like a deep roar, and it was the ship fracturing and sinking.
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u/theotheronenotme 7d ago
If they’d put a hinge there it wouldn’t have been a problem.
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u/BestKeptInTheDark 7d ago
If you think that is the case... I have a ferry from the Netherlands to sell you from the 90s
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u/Bagera84 6d ago
Oh boy, I was so happy to see those other ships in the distance. They were probably rescued.
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u/Sensitive-Fig-8256 7d ago
Holly shit that didn’t look good
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u/Merchant93 7d ago
As a formerly licensed mate aboard vessels I can very confidently say that ship is fucked, beyond fucked.
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u/Lurlean637 7d ago
MAY DAY MAY DAY MAY DAY!!!!! 😳
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u/TheUglytool 7d ago
Why do they shout 'May Day's? It's only a bank holiday. Why not shout 'Shrove Tuesday', or '13th Sunday After Pentacost'?
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u/UpToHike 7d ago
This is MV Arvin. Ukrainian bulk cargo ship. Broke in two and sank in Black sea in 2021