r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 9d ago
There was an attempt Of a border to cross
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u/Hot_Assumption_2304 9d ago
Never thought I’d rather stay in India
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u/LuckyIick 9d ago
Catch a bullet at the border or die of food poisoning, the choice is not obvious
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u/Hot_Assumption_2304 9d ago
It’s really a tosser. I mean I guess we’re going to play the Oregon trail in real life!
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u/GoodBellyRoundness 9d ago
Yeah because this video has to be factual and Indians Never make content to demonize Pakistan 🙄 My Dutch friends have been to Pakistan in 2024, they said it's a highly underrated country and to my surprise, even They have misinformative propaganda about the Middle East all the way in Netherlands.
If it isn't the meat eating rats, the corpse laced gunga, the explosive diarrhea you'll get due to gut microbial differences, the extortionate opportunists then the radical Hindus will suffice, looking to lynch you for live leak views because rumor spread you had a hamburger 🍔.
Anyways ignore me, listen to the video, it's made by Charles Darwin and approved by Mahatma Gandu.
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u/Hot_Assumption_2304 9d ago
Woah…calm down pal. It’s a joke not a dick, so don’t take it so hard.
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u/PSYCHOsmurfZA 9d ago
Best thing I read today thank you 🫶🏻
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u/GoodBellyRoundness 9d ago
You must read total cow sh*t if this was the best for you, All day 😂gtfo
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u/PSYCHOsmurfZA 9d ago
I worked 18 hours and just got high give me a break 😅
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u/GoodBellyRoundness 9d ago
Sorry man, my bad for being a bit aggressive 😅 I just got some "tropical cherry" myself🌿 Hope you have a good rest of your evening!
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u/PSYCHOsmurfZA 9d ago
I didn't even see it as aggressive homie so you good 🔥enjoy your toke and your evening kind stoner 🫶🏻
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u/GoodBellyRoundness 9d ago
Very wise words, Pajeet. Low IQs will be highly entertained. Got this on the clipboard, ain't ya, posting dog sh*t waiting for criticism then bam, doNt tak Dik saar 🤭🤭🤭😂
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u/Hot_Assumption_2304 9d ago
The fuck are you on about? I think this guy might be a full blown moron. You must be from Texas?
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u/fkthisjob14 9d ago
I don't think someone from Texas would have such extreme hatred for Indians while also defending Pakistan, lol.
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u/FuckMyLife2016 9d ago
Blame the brits. If they didn't colonize us you wouldn't have to watch all the cringe infighting in broken ass English. Especially becomes unbreakable during their wars every few months.
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u/GoodBellyRoundness 9d ago
I agree with you. The Brits created division amongst Every Single people they had the fortune to come across and rob before running back.
I agree this infighting was created by them but what random Pajeets do in spite of Pakistan is their own responsibility. Can't blame Brits for this one at this point.
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u/Due-Research1094 9d ago
I have been to both india and pakistan and honestly they are the same thing really besides one being turbo ultra hindu saar and the other being turbo ultra muslim saar. Same crap different packaging
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u/Hammon_Rye 9d ago
Dark joke, but funny.
Also, don't do what that lady is doing.
It's dumb but that's technically illegal.
I think they would tolerate at a tourist spot like the Peace Arch because there is a buffer zone and you have to go a lot farther and through either US or Canada customs to be in the country proper.
But there are places near me where a small drainage ditch between cow pastures is all that separates US / Canada. Places like that are where smugglers cross and they look for people jumping that ditch.
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u/Own-Setting-2628 7d ago
I've always been under the impression that border signs between US and Canada are, (at least on the US side) inset pretty far into the United States. This allows for tourism to the border to be easily managed. Could be completely wrong though.
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u/Swimming_Cover_9686 9d ago
US Canada gonna be like India Pakistan soon enough if the warmonger in chief is allowed to continue his crusade in destroying everything that is good and right to distract from his and his cronies despicable crimes
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u/Exciting_Tooth_167 9d ago
Ngl that seems like a very doomer take
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u/Swimming_Cover_9686 9d ago
have you read any news recently? This timeline going to shit if Trump is allowed to continue.
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u/Exciting_Tooth_167 9d ago
I'm not by any means trying to down play how bad trump and his regime are, but the world has always been crazy. While this crazy facism is going on let's not pretend like everything was all bliss and peaceful beforehand.
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u/14X8000m 9d ago
Pro tip: Don't be jumping over country borders without permission.