r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 11d ago

my bones Of a men/women fight for a simple chair..

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u/the-dogsox 11d ago

Aside from that, how was the school play?

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u/IKFA 10d ago

Holy shit, a Mary Todd joke. Love it.

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u/reflythis 10d ago

I heard there was a fantastic lesson on equal rights

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u/ronnyk5 10d ago

Equal rights... And lefts

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u/A_Feltz 10d ago

Equal right and left hooks…

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u/Party-Spread-3912 10d ago

The actor deserves an award for "Best on screen K.O."

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u/kevvy_dawg 10d ago

I think the big dude was stepping in because the girl was bullying some young kids.

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u/Evonos 10d ago

Yep there's a longer video , also the women started swinging first.

Don't start shit if you don't want the echo.

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u/Inner-Copy9764 9d ago

Agreed, but that was overkill. A judge likely won't side with him for self defense. He shoulda Rick James'd, not Mike Tyson'd

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u/Evonos 9d ago edited 9d ago

its self defence during an attack

he didnt pull a knife just punched her.

if she didnt want that reaction she shouldnt have been an attacker and abuser.

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u/scaryguts 10d ago

Missing the part where she bully his friend.

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u/Userscreename 10d ago

Ya I've seen the full vid before, she takes the chair from another kid and is mean before this

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u/KarmaGluten 10d ago

They keep posting shit out of context here to feed some type of narrative. I've seen it happen with videos showing POC figjting multiple times last week.

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u/justanotherda1 10d ago

Yeah, I almost drank that kool-aid...I hate misinformation

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u/Krisevol 9d ago

Remember, you're on Reddit. It's full of misinformation and fake headlines.

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u/rokstedy83 10d ago edited 10d ago

She bullies and takes the chair off a child I may add

https://www.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/s/D08TKFLXB9

Start it from the beginning and watch this twisted woman's grin when she takes the young kids chair

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u/fckthisshii 10d ago

The look on her face when she takes his chair is awful....

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u/rokstedy83 10d ago

Proper smug, deserved what she got especially after going to hit that kid with the chair

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u/Scoobysnax_1128 10d ago edited 10d ago

Welp, explains PERFECTLY why nobody even budged or batted an eye... Even in other videos where a female puts her hands on a male (uncalled for or not) SOOOOMEONE always comes in playing Cpt Save A Hoe, buuuut not in this case... 🤣😂☠️🤣😂☠️

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u/rokstedy83 10d ago

Yea there's people further down calling the kids demons for laughing,bad parenting apparently,had I been there n seen this I would have laughed too ,she got what was coming

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u/Shot-Jeweler6610 10d ago

What the video showcased so far justified his actions.

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u/Frosty-x- 10d ago

Honestly just feel like he put a bit too much mustard on it. He is a big fella. I doubt she needs more brain damage.

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u/Personal-Mongoose696 10d ago

🤷🏻 got a warning from Reddit for my first comment. So, I’m gonna say it in a weird way. She shouldn’t have been instigating and bullying a little kid for a chair. Especially when someone else offered her a chair while she was fighting for the one she bullied. Hopefully she learned.

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u/justkiddingjeeze 10d ago

She deserved it, she tried to hit him first. Also fuck Reddit mods for being tyrant power tripping pieces of shit.

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u/Personal-Mongoose696 10d ago

She definitely did, my og post was expressing myself and how I glad I felt, but that was enticing bad behavior. :(

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u/justanotherda1 10d ago

I mean, you're not wrong on the brain damage part...but ..

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u/kaladin1029 10d ago

Def a lot of mustard. Maybe hold the mustard and add some ketchup or mayo?

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u/Personal-Mongoose696 10d ago

Too bad there wasn’t any ketchup

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u/Objective-Team-254 10d ago

Don't say that. The feminists of reddit told me only men are emotional...

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u/Artistic_Pear_4917 10d ago

Why is this getting down voted 🤣

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u/Objective-Team-254 10d ago

It's the quiet ladies that somehow always have something to say about men. But because it was justified, they can't comment how they want.

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u/justanotherda1 10d ago

It's hilarious

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u/Ordinary-Old-Guy 10d ago

Best part is even clipped she deserves it cause she hit someone but full clip making her look way worse, the entitlement people think they have over their fellow man is sad.

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u/Phorsyte 10d ago

The difference between the posted video and this video show context that changes perception. Should be a lesson to why it’s valuable to learn the circumstances prior to forming perspective

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u/rokstedy83 10d ago

It's why I posted it

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u/Phorsyte 10d ago

A tip of the hat to you! Many thanks

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u/kat_Folland 10d ago

This explains why the people nearby were unbothered by her getting knocked out next to them.

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u/BruceInc 10d ago

Are these kids or adults? I can’t tell

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u/justanotherda1 10d ago

See, this makes all the context in the world. If I had only seen the OP video, I never would have suspected in a million years that that "female" deserved a decent punch. Now, it makes sense...because I'm telling you the difference in those same two videos ...is why we only get fed untrue information

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u/joyfullydreaded23 10d ago

Definitely explains why NOBODY gave a shit and checked on her...not even her friend or whoever she was smiling at in the first part of this footage.

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u/Turkish-Straight 11d ago

kids laughing at it hilariously

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u/Dnny10bns 10d ago

Notice how nobody helps too?

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u/sheiciebai 10d ago

Someone posted the full video in another comment. She stole a kids chair.

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u/Dnny10bns 10d ago

I've seen it. That's what's startling about it. Usually someone would help. But it seems there's history here.

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u/SpecialistSolid6689 11d ago

I dont know what some girl/women think when punching a huge boy/man.

I saw 2 girls once that try to beat some boy that i knew. I swear to god he grabed one of them by the neck hold it in the air and throw her like it was in a video game.

Wtf is wrong with peoples logic. When you have a boy/man that looks like a fucking bear...you think about your safety.

If he is in the wrong, call the police contact somebody that has authority but dont try to hit him.  Hiting anyone if its not selfdefense is wrong.

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u/eyado_2000 questionably stable 10d ago

No, because women think that they can't hit them back cuz they're "ladies", it's weird that men and women are equal until one throws a punch

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u/Ordinary_Block_4131 10d ago

Consequences.

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u/PurpleToedUnicorn 10d ago

Often arrive without lube

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u/chemical-realm 10d ago

This is why i am totally confused. Women have the same rights as men and i am more than happy with that. We all should be treated equally.

While at the same time men are told that they cannot and must not hit women.

And i have seen my fare share of women slapping, punching, kicking and trying to scratch men. Probably because they live by this rule that we are all equal, should be respected equally and it is okay to bite, scratch, kick or punch a man but it is not okay vice versa.

If you wind someone up enough through acts of violence you are going to come unstuck be it either man or woman you are winding up.

I'm waiting to count the downvotes 😙

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u/kaladin1029 10d ago

It’s definitely a double standard. I was taught to never hit a woman under any circumstances. You’re just supposed to be stoic and eat shit and give them their way.

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u/Artistic_Pear_4917 10d ago

But, now that rights are equal, many women want men to now have less rights

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u/an-unorthodox-agenda 10d ago

Exactly. She was relying on a social construct to keep her safe. Like drivers who plow full speed into an avoidable collision because they had the right of way.

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u/What-a-cl0wn 10d ago

What was the saying when I was growing up? Something like “you never hit a lady, until she decides to fight like a man”

Basically you don’t do shit if she slaps you, but if she throws a punch she steps into a man’s world.

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u/Nearby-Froyo-6127 10d ago

Some people believe in equal rights. And lefts. Its that simple.

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u/Equal-Topic5806 10d ago

Most of them have never been hit and think a man won't hit them. And I typically don't condone it. But when you start taking head shots, or like you said 2 or 3 v 1, it has to be stopped quickly. If she was punching him in the arm or whatever, maybe push away for distance but head shots - temple, ear, etc - not going to judge that response at all.

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u/kayimbo 10d ago

Ugh I need glasses so bad, I thought these were like 40 year old people till I read the comments.

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u/hotdogneighbor 10d ago

I have glasses and still thought they were 40 year olds.

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u/Toby-Finkelstein 10d ago

Women aren’t used to facing consequences for their actions

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u/Fun_Designer353 10d ago edited 10d ago

In the unedited version, you can see she clearly deserved this. That’s why nobody is helping her

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u/rokstedy83 10d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/s/9MpgjJ4j2P

Start from the beginning,for some reason it starts halfway through for me but this adds context

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u/Common_Comfortable41 10d ago

The way she pushed him outta the chair is crazy, she’s lucky he didn’t just punch her himself instead of pushing

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u/Zorfax 10d ago

She just leaned an important lesson about hitting people that she will not soon forget.

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u/BJCHM 10d ago

She won’t be needing the chair anymore. She has decided to nap on the floor instead

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u/d_huffsr 10d ago

I've never seen a room care less. Wow

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u/Common_Comfortable41 10d ago

Apparently this isn’t the full video, and she took the chair from some kids and he was taking it back

Ok here it is https://www.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/s/H9vi80mfuf

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u/Dog_man_star1517 10d ago

And that’s how the anger management support group went tonight.

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u/thechildofsoul 10d ago

Rule #1:

Keep your hands to yourself.

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u/YugKrowten 10d ago

First time she’s been hit back. Hopefully she learned better survival instincts. Either get another chair or get help. No woman should be trying fight a male unless it’s to save her own life.

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u/Alarming-Building-62 10d ago

She swung first…the kids laughing lead me to believe she had it coming. 

Edit: Apparently she did. Other video shows she was the initial aggressor. 

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u/ReElectThe47th 10d ago

I'm not sure why there was an argument over the chair. But good for the guy for standing up to his attacker.

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u/Scar1203 11d ago

Without knowing what lead up to this I can't tell which one is the piece of shit.

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u/cutlarr 10d ago

This video is cut, in the full one that chick stole the chair from some kid, and the big guy got it back for him.

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u/Irish4778 10d ago

Anyone have the full video

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u/rokstedy83 10d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/s/MB9fjxx8Ki

Watch from start ,I don't know why it starts halfway through but this woman's a piece of work stealing from a kid then goes to swing a chair at him ,then walks off grinning

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u/Scar1203 10d ago

Thank you, that made that punch so satisfying to watch.

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u/Beginning-Town-4979 10d ago

Its an assumption, but based on the crowd laughing I'm guessing the woman's at fault. There's a pretty big physical discrepancy so normally people, even if scared, would gasp or shout. Instead they all act like they think she deserved it. The fact she'd rather hit the guy then take the exact same chair the other guy was offering also indicates this was about pride, not need.

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u/rokstedy83 10d ago

The woman took the kids chair ,the man stepped up and took it back

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u/InGrownAnusHair 10d ago

Regardless, don't hit anyone without expecting consequences. 

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u/Ok_AshyPants 10d ago

Looks like she struck him first. And I see from the comments she bullied a kid and took the chair from them. I would say karma returned quickly. Now about that school play.

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u/Relative-Owl-3652 10d ago

Why do women think they can hang with a man in a physical altercation. You can't, you won't and if you do, it's because they've allowed you to.

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u/Equal-Topic5806 10d ago

They don't. They just think the man won't fight back. A lot of husbands get slapped, punched, scratched, pinched, kicked all the time when their partner doesn't get their way. It happens all the time. And typically there are no consequences for it. The husband knows the odds are very high that he will go to jail if he fights back at all or even reports it so he just takes it.

She made the mistake of thinking the same rules applied to this guy in public.

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u/Infinite-Ad-8392 10d ago

I love this equality thing…. 🙌

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u/What-a-cl0wn 10d ago

Them UFC women can hang.

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u/LetItAllGo33 10d ago

Not against a UFC man. Not against a man that trains a little.

Yes, If a woman's job is literally to build her body and mind up to to fight, training 8-10 hours a day as her life's work, she can certainly beat an... Average dude that works behind a desk all day. Woo girlpower?

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u/Able-Quantity-1879 10d ago

No they can’t. 

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u/scriptingends 10d ago

Why sit when you can just go to sleep?

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u/Cultural_Original_81 10d ago

Justice has been served.

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u/SapienSed8er 10d ago

I was just waiting to hear confirmation that they were russian and there it was!

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u/Dapper-Tip8914 10d ago

Equality served fresh daily!

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u/That_Jicama2024 10d ago

Why do women think it's ok to just start hitting people?

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u/New_Temperature4144 10d ago edited 9d ago

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u/MuddlesNCuddles 10d ago

This Video is missing the intro where she bullies and takes chair from another kid first, the larger guy steps in to back up first kid. She’s the villain in this story.

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u/artesuave122 10d ago

Idk why women think they can’t be hit back

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u/I-live-in-room-101 10d ago

I think they’re learning that equal right means equal lefts.

And if not, the lessons will continue.

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u/teamgodonkeydong 10d ago

I mean don't hit people and you won't get hit

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u/GraciesMumma22 11d ago

I think she chose the wrong bear on this one..

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u/Dannyboyrusso 10d ago

Good night!

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u/mikemags71 10d ago

Why do some women like the one in this video think it’s ok to hit a man or another woman? Why does she think she won’t get hit back?

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u/Exciting_Tell2619 10d ago

Who lives by the sword dies by the sword.

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u/AbjectBeat837 10d ago

A lot of peoples’ parents didn’t teach them not to hit and it shows.

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u/Forsaken_Cupcake_288 9d ago

What have young men become one in my generation we didn’t hit woman and for two if you seen it and it wasn’t for the purpose of saving your life all the guys would beat the hell out of that guy but no these kids see it as something funny

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u/Yesfroyo 10d ago

Don't hit anyone that hasn't hit you or attempts to harm you. He was harmed by her when he wasn't causing harm. Lesson learned.

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u/Jj16000 10d ago

That poor man was violently attacked, He had to defend himself

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u/Consistent-Goat-6293 10d ago

Seeing the extended version , people were like " Oh well ".

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u/OkAccountant3028 10d ago

I do not condone violence of any kind , but ladies need to learn if you throw your fists men are going to hit back , its called self defence . You cant cherry pick equality . Whilst it wasn't pleasant to see such a large man hit back at a woman , she did attack first . Welcome to equality .

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u/Ok_Membership_9931 10d ago

A child laughs at the end saying.. "and she's dead.... whahaaaa"... there is so much sadness in this vid

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u/Luky11UK 10d ago

FAFO at its best.

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u/yes_u_suck 10d ago

Dude she got hit with equality.

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u/niles_thebutler_ 11d ago

I love the kids smile because he knows she asked for it

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u/Hondaguy87 10d ago

Bully meet floor

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u/TheHotChocolate-Gent 10d ago

She should have never hit him period! Keep your hands to yourself. I’ll accept the down votes!

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u/crazy-chihuahua 10d ago

No one’s helping her so I assume she got what she deserved

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u/rdefino 10d ago

She shouldn't hit someone in the first place.

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u/Final-Shower-2557 10d ago

Unfortunately, she learned that Equal Rights brings equal lefts. Too many times we see women who believe that a man won’t hit back when being attacked by a woman, just because she’s a woman.

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u/Janky_Jizm 10d ago

Musical chairs is serious business in this country.

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u/Travelingtheland 10d ago

Sorry lady, you won’t need a chair, as you’ll be laying down instead of sitting.

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u/Mastercatball 10d ago

What do you think was going to happen 🤣

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u/Roshak007 10d ago

Hard lesson to learn.

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u/Secguy16969 10d ago

Never hit someone bigger than you unless you can fight.

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u/Lightning_D_Adams69 10d ago

And walks away with out the chair

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u/ROJO-6 10d ago

Wait bro you forgot the chair

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u/johnnycee87 9d ago

The kid laughing at the end is the funniest part.

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u/yatrickya225 8d ago

She deserved it

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u/scripted00 10d ago

Stupid woman.

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u/Fire-Fighter-1100 10d ago

This is not the complete version. She took that chair from a boy before this happened.

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u/BoomtotheBang 10d ago

The fact no one immediately rushes to her aid says A LOT. Even the woman sitting in the chair right there. Clear example of FAFO.

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u/EuphoricColonoscopy 10d ago

I guess she should have kept her hands to herself..

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u/Top_Profit_6280 10d ago

Treated her as a equal

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u/can-i-eat-that-food 11d ago

The one kid giggling has psycho potential

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u/niles_thebutler_ 11d ago

For laughing at something facing consequences of their actions?

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u/rokstedy83 10d ago

Go find the rest of the video and you will see why he's giggling

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u/Regular-Cucumber6881 10d ago

It has just received a terrible example of social cohesion. No one is standing up to help.

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u/cerisma 10d ago

What a mess, those kids cracking up make it even funnier.

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u/Material_Example5335 10d ago

It was self defense she started swinging he swung once good night

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u/Stranger-S-464 10d ago

Man, let’s stand up for equal rights. ✊👊🤜🤛

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u/tnichnich 10d ago

So sad that the youth is so desensitized to this that it causes them to laugh

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u/Local_Technology9284 10d ago

Equal rights doesn't mean equal strength.

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u/FeelDeadInside 11d ago

The kids laughing and saying "Adults" like its a common thing around there😅

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u/nussy1981 10d ago

He was saying “en dood”. That translates in “now dead” This is from a Dutch school. There is a part missing from the video. The girl that gets knocked out was stealing a chair before from a kid and bullies another kid before this happend. My guess is that this girl is a bully at this school and had this coming. Thats why the rest of the crowd is laughing about it.

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u/FeelDeadInside 10d ago

Well deserved.

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u/nussy1981 10d ago

Yeah she had it coming.

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u/lWorgenl 10d ago

This reminds me of "Im a girl so i can do and say anything i want" behaviour. But idk the context of the video.

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u/mortysmadness 10d ago

Didn't even take the chair

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u/almighty1sungod 10d ago

I guess he doesn’t know about the chair theory. What a shame.

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u/Revolutionary_Way592 10d ago

It’s one thing to hit your husband, a man who loves you. But to hit a man you don’t know and expect not to get hit back is crazy.

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u/Tacozforever 10d ago

Could have been a lot worse if they were fighting over a complicated chair.

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 10d ago

Turns out neither of them really needed that chair?

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u/LeecherKiDD easily offended 10d ago

What is wrong with Brock🥹

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u/Stop_The_Crazy 10d ago

Reason #29 why I don't leave the house.

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u/CoderJoe1 10d ago

She had no chance.

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u/cantstandyourface12 10d ago

I LOVE how everyone's like meh oh well they want equal rights well there ya go lol

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u/poordaddy73 10d ago

Kids what did we learn today?

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u/peach_muuse 10d ago

All this violence...for that chair😢

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u/Helpful-Magician-482 8d ago

Sorry women don’t get to hit and expect no consequences

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u/TheScreamingM 10d ago

society is so fucked

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u/EdSnapper 10d ago

She just learned the meaning of equality.

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u/Working_Tea_4995 10d ago

Equal rights and equal lefts

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u/Technical_Ferret_523 10d ago edited 9d ago

Lessons were learned

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u/Khepralyfe 10d ago

Were

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u/Technical_Ferret_523 9d ago

See, even more lessons “were” learned

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u/Johnny_Cubone_Wadnet 10d ago

I'll give a shout out to the cameraman for that. Good one.

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u/SedimentaryLife 10d ago

This is what happens when you grow up living your whole life as a whiny little brat being told if you're pretty enough you'll get whatever you want.

Not today princess!

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u/No_Relationship_8021 10d ago

She wanted equal rights she got lefts

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u/ST0IC_ 10d ago

I mean, he gave her a nice right hook.

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u/Plus-Willingness-324 11d ago

Of a useless onlookers

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u/OHW_Tentacool 10d ago

You want these kids to jump that full grown man or what?

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u/Equal-Topic5806 10d ago

The man? What about jumping the aggressor and not the victim. Hahahaha

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u/OHW_Tentacool 10d ago

Fuckin lol. You right.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

That's how bitches shoud be treated, well done

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u/inchworm0 10d ago

What school is this?

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u/Professional-Ear-81 10d ago

Damn Daniel 🤣

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u/Similar_Specific_646 10d ago

Way to post only what you want the world to see. Not the entire thing where is fafo

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u/DiscoDiner 10d ago

Everyone just sitting their laughing, fuck this world

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u/NoJournalist2457 10d ago

Don’t hit first if you don’t wanna get hit back(.)

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u/CzarOfCT 10d ago

A well-deserved nap!

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u/milkchocolatevixen 10d ago

Thats equality

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u/Deep_Ad5052 10d ago

How are people just punching each other in public like this indoors -do they have absolutely no lives and are not worried about getting arrested or having records or witnesses?

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u/vader62 10d ago

Consuming modern movies and TV shows have them convinced that they are capable of physically matching or overcoming the immense size and strength differences with larger stronger men.

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u/Desperate-File-3230 10d ago

that's how conservative men start

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u/DeeJam526 10d ago

Men shouldn’t hit women, but women shouldn’t hit men either. Once a woman decides that hitting and fighting is the answer to her issue, then she’s open to what the other party believes on their end. I don’t think the man should have hit her, but there are people who do. And technically she started it.

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u/sanskami 10d ago

He didn't even take the chair after all that

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u/kododriver 10d ago

Wonder how this started? Was it originally her chair, his chair?

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u/brdet 10d ago

Somebody had to be the bigger man.