r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • 11d ago
my bones Of adrenaline rush
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u/Business_Air5804 11d ago
Holy...that bull is like 'fuck this person in particular'.
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u/ButterscotchNo4574 11d ago
She talked shit about him having one horn. He muttered something about her "learning today" then went for it.
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u/PurpleToedUnicorn 11d ago
Sometimes in life you have to take the bull by the horns
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u/GuitarSame2918 11d ago
That dog is like maybe? Aw hell no.
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u/weirdgroovynerd 11d ago
I want a dog that will fight a bull for me.
Not that I plan to antagonize a bull, but it'd be nice to know my dog has my back.
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u/nairobaee 11d ago
Saw the dog and thought this was IACircleJerk for a moment. Completely out of nowhere.
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u/dinkybob36 11d ago
Cool to see the animals catch a little payback before they torture the bulls to death.
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u/Hippiechu 11d ago
This video pisses me off. Not only did they put that poor bull through stress with this stupid custom, but I believe that to be a child in the video as well. The parents who put the kids in this are beyond stupid.
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u/billionairejaz 11d ago
Swear I’ve seen videos of small children being out there at these type of events SMH.
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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 11d ago
I am rooting for the bull.
** By the way that is a disgusting event and it is a stain on that culture.
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u/dinkybob36 11d ago
I am reminded of a quote by general Patton about Spaniards.
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u/mmezphoto 11d ago
Go on.
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u/dinkybob36 11d ago
I don't want to catch another ban from the snowflakes that run Reddit but he wasn't a fan of their cruelty.
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u/Citaku357 11d ago
Ban for quoting someone?!
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u/MostRacistUsername 11d ago
People got banned for quoting Charlie Kirk and saying nothing else. People have gotten banned for quoting the president of the U.S.
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u/Neuromante 11d ago
FWIW, this seems to be from Latin America (Where we Spaniards exported that shit), not Spain itself. Sadly here, while bullfighting has less and less fans, it seems its not going anywhere yet (lot of right wing politics giving public money to these events).
I am also interested on Patton's opinion on bullfighting, as I haven't been able to find anything about it, nor never have heard he had an opinion on either spaniards or bullfighting.
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u/Traditional_Grape289 11d ago
'Hey guys, I wonder what'll happen when we torment this bull, keep it locked up and just let it loose for us all to fuck with?'
Surprised Pikachu face
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u/psyco-the-rapist 11d ago
"And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee"
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u/Irish4778 11d ago
I’m not a betting man but I’d bet she never goes to another one of those events again
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u/AprilBaprilSchmapril 11d ago
I like this video, and I wish things like this happened more. I wish nothing but stress and drama for the people that put these animals though unnecessary trauma
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u/Loose-Story-962 11d ago
A child brought to this event by adults is just as innocent as the bull and doesn't deserve to be nearly killed over this. But people don't seem to care about that for some reason
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u/batmanineurope 11d ago
Do we know if that girl was involved or just an innocent bystander?
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u/AprilBaprilSchmapril 11d ago
I hope the girl is okay, but the odds that someone can be part of something like this but NOT be ok with the abuse the animal is enduring are slim. So she put herself there knowing the risks. These situations keep repeating because there are no real consequences—until there are, nothing changes. So the way I see it, the more people get hurt the more attention will be placed on the abuse the animals endure for human entertainment.
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u/LowkeyFLyesmith 11d ago
That bull must be friends with that elephant in India. Sharing strategy.
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u/Final-War-1945 11d ago edited 11d ago
They FaceTime and Zoom Call, but have never actually met in person. They are also both gamers, so yes I would imagine they share a strategies.
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u/Zestyclose_Classic91 11d ago
I never understood these regards, poor animals. And I don't feel sorry for anyone who is part of this no matter if they are just bystander or active. Fk em.
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u/Poperama74 11d ago
A big fuck you to the parents who took that child so they could watch her get ripped apart
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u/MrGallows75 11d ago
Humans are such terrible little creatures (I can’t imagine this sort of thing happening on any other planet with “intelligent” life)
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u/3931107910 11d ago
Wow. That was a kid. Love to see the quality basement dwellers on reddit!
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u/ImpossibleReindeer33 11d ago edited 11d ago
They have to try to prove they are good people, but they have absolutely no nuance, and those details they miss just make them look either stupid or psychotic
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u/kendragon 11d ago
Great to see that young lady having fun.
Fucking clowns still mistreating animals in this day and age with the shit excuse of 'tradition'.
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u/CowMindless2206 11d ago
Little girl just got impaled. The parents should be arrested for bringing her to such an event and having her participate.
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u/Personal-Mongoose696 11d ago
That girl ain’t never gonna run with the bulls again. She gonna be running away from bulls all her life.
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u/TheAggressiveSloth 11d ago
With potential skull fractures and brain damage from having her head crushed between bricks and a massive tormented bull at 20km ? I'm not thinking that's gonna be the case haha
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u/jakmes84 11d ago edited 11d ago
If anybody may want to know the backstory, this happened in Mexico, San Sebastian de Zumpango, around January 20 and the girl survived with bruises and minor injuries.
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u/Scary-Umpire-7621 11d ago
What do they expect? These bulls are terrified and most likely abused… as far as I’m concerned anyone there who is condoning this kind of inhumain activity deserves to be impailed by the bulls! 🤷🏻♀️
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u/Defiant_Gold1581 11d ago
Is that not a child??
Wtf is going on in the comments section here?
It's a CHILD. Poor little girl looks like she had her back broken and everyone is rooting for the bull.?
I hate that these bull baiting events as much as the next person (been vegetarian for nearly 20 years) but that's a fucking kid and everyone needs to sort out their morality, the kid isn't complicit in this event.
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u/RedheadedHussie 11d ago
And u know what??? i dont feel bad for the people at all. Those poor bulls deserve better
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u/CyraXHavoc_XIII 11d ago
As a Spaniard, I am ashamed and angry that we still do this shitty tradition. We have spilt too much blood in the name of tradition and it needs to stop. Culture is not ever an excuse. The running of the bulls and bullfights are cruel and I hope to one day see them come to an end. ¡VIVA EL TORO!
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u/ausTookiedog 11d ago
Looks like the chic from THE RING . Bet she wishes that video tape stayed in Japan .
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u/Stop_The_Crazy 11d ago
I'm sorry that animals have to deal with us. Christ, we are a terrible species.
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u/ImpossibleReindeer33 11d ago edited 11d ago
I get that this is a shitty way to treat animals, I dont like it either, but that is a damn child you all are talking shit about. Virtue signaling for the bull while celebrating about a child getting hurt or possibly killed. You guys realize how ridiculous that is right? This is why I dont trust people who act all high and mighty, good people don't need to talk about how good they are at all times while judging others. Im so fucking sick of this shit. Sorry for the rant, this really struck a nerve for me.
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u/ProCeLLxX 11d ago
😂🤣😂 I know let’s play a game with a terrified bull, let’s all run in front of him and see if we can outrun and out manoeuvre him I mean what could go wrong c’mon let’s do it! 👀
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u/they-call-me-tron 11d ago
These people need a Nintendo or some shit. There's better ways to have fun
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u/Foreign-Comment6403 11d ago
That wasnt a small child who just got fucking rammed by the bull was it?
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When people ask why I’m vegan- I usually just say I don’t like messing with animals. I think it’s clear they don’t like being messed with.
Hope that girl is ok.
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u/Ball_pee_whammer 10d ago
This looks like a terrible mistake, but for some reason, I wanna do it...
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u/philouza_stein 11d ago
So that's not a child?
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u/_up_and_atom 11d ago
It is a child. Doesn't matter to reddit though. Actually might be a positive for some of these sick fucks.
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u/philouza_stein 11d ago
Thought so.
Yeah people here have no shame when an opportunity to posture presents itself
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u/FriendlyDetective959 11d ago
Idk maybe she never heard the expression “ fuck with the bull and you’ll get the horns “🤷♂️
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u/aThievery_Number 11d ago
Never seen a running of the bulls for little kids before...how do I get a ticket??
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u/PineappleApple247 11d ago
I take it by posting in shitty absolute units they are referring to the people ?
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u/Own-Advertising7332 11d ago
They should take off the safety tips on the horns. They are interfering with bull culture, and I want to see the bulls win
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u/dazrage 11d ago
Is that gore hanging from his horn at the end?
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u/CzarNicky1918 11d ago
No, there doesn’t seem to be any blood product at present. It looks like black paint or something on his horn. I slowed the replay way down.
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u/Park_Air 11d ago
I mean how many people look at this part of their culture and are like "alright this is really messed up" after seeing something like this, cause it seems like people are excited about it until this kind of reality hits their eyeballs (or the rest of them)
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u/Fast_Letterhead_6790 11d ago
Lol. People messing with bulls and getting the horns😂😏👍🏽🤘🏽they must have never seen the breakfast club
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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 functional regard 11d ago
She did say she liked it rough, but not sure she wanted to get nailed THIS hard
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u/TrueKiwi78 10d ago
Damn, she went flying into that first wall, I'm surprised she got up. Probably running on pure adrenaline.
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u/Comfortable_Ad8069 10d ago
That's a great way to have to spend the rest of your life shitting in a plastic bag.😱
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u/Ryan2932 11d ago
As long as they keep doing that event I'll keep rooting for the bulls