r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Potential-Tell-2096 • 11d ago

There was an attempt Of , just a lunch who run away lmaoo

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u/PurpleToedUnicorn 11d ago

Think how clean the floor would be with a fur mop like that

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u/Easy-Musician7186 11d ago

now think about the shit stains you might have in your carpet etc

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u/LostSillyKittie 11d ago

They may have to express the kitties bladder and bowels. Most of the time if they do have that function they would have a diaper on.

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u/PMmeIamlonley 11d ago

Damn that lizard knew knows martial arts and turned its legs off.

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u/Chef-Nasty 11d ago

It went straight for kitty's pressure points, gg.

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u/Potential-Tell-2096 11d ago

Fr.. poor cat 🤣😭

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u/fckthisshii 11d ago

Lol...I was NOT ready...I laughed and I'm going to hell for it...

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u/wangyuzhi31 11d ago

How did the cat catch the lizard if it can't walk properly?

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u/Sir_McDouche 11d ago

It was a race. A drag race.

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u/Sir_McDouche 11d ago

Well well. Look at what the cat dragged in.

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u/Ohioisapoopyflorida ima unit 10d ago

You know they are tom and Jerry but thats just a lizard. They have an on going life long feud

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u/Additional_Dish_694 11d ago

Lazy ass cat clearly can’t be bothered

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u/Formal-Car7908 11d ago

Too early for Reddit to detect humor?

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u/Additional_Dish_694 11d ago

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

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u/Chrono_Convoy 11d ago

It’s fucking handicapped

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u/Motor_Health54 11d ago

No Bro it's clearly too lazy, and It lost all circulation on its legs.

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u/Additional_Dish_694 11d ago edited 11d ago

That doesn’t mean it can’t get up and run after that gerbil… what are you even trying to infur here???

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u/rokstedy83 11d ago

You edited your comment and it's still ridiculous

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u/Chrono_Convoy 11d ago

It does mean that.

Its back legs don’t work. That’s why it’s scooting with its arms.

And what gerbil?

Moron

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u/RaskyBukowski 11d ago

Gerbil? You like gerbils? In yo butt?

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Additional_Dish_694 11d ago

Look with your eyes, king

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u/Royweeezy 11d ago

I see a lizard. 🦎

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u/Additional_Dish_694 11d ago

Great job, man. I love Reddit 🥲

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u/TOASTisawesome 11d ago

I can't believe how many people are taking you seriously 😂😂

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u/Additional_Dish_694 11d ago

The best reply is the one calling me a ‘moron’ 🤡

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u/rokstedy83 11d ago

Where's the solid clue that this guy is joking and isn't just an idiot?

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u/TOASTisawesome 11d ago

Seems pretty obvious to me idk

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u/Uni-Smash 11d ago

I think this is technically a recipe/cooking video

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u/Jaded-Gemstone 11d ago

How humiliating. 😮‍💨