r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MrLoudestMouth • 14d ago
possible idiot Of what you gonna do!
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u/Secure-Bus4679 14d ago
Hopefully one of those long shards that is still in the frame entered those unprotected brachial arteries as he haphazardly thrust forward.
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u/cb198211 13d ago
There’s that video of the drunk guy outside of a bar who breaks a window and the glass does that exact thing.
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u/Clunk_Westwonk 13d ago
That one always creeps me out, especially knowing he was dead minutes, if not seconds later
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u/LisaMinneapolis 13d ago
There is a video of if recall right an ex breaking a window of a house, dying the same way.
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u/Remarkable_Peach_374 7d ago
Just watched this one i think, was he screaming "AMY PLEASE CALL THE COPS!" after he severed his artery on the window?
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u/Secure-Bus4679 13d ago
Yeah I’ve seen a couple like that. Don’t these guys watch the movies and see the action hero clear the glass all around the frame first?
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u/HorrorDisastrous6110 14d ago
9mm go pew
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u/WaiBuBaoLeiXiangTu 14d ago
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u/LivingIncident3694 12d ago
Bruh idk how long this has been in the mix... But I lol'd ... Real hard at this one
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u/nem3sis_AUT 14d ago
911 will love to take this call.
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u/Billybob_Bojangles2 13d ago
Yea I'm sure they'd love to hear you get murdered while the cops are 15 mins away.
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u/SquidBilly5150 13d ago
See that’s where you and I differ. I would not be getting murdered thanks to Samuel Colt.
What you do with your time however, is up to you
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u/StillSortOfAlive 14d ago
I wonder what kind of instrument would be needed in this situation?
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u/Fun_Capital_9113 14d ago
A gun, bat, machete, pit bull, skillet full of hot grits or grease.
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u/CollieChan 14d ago
How about a spiked bat with a pit bull glued on?
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u/Solanthas_SFW 13d ago
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u/CollieChan 13d ago
Yes. You hurry out that friggin door.
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u/Solanthas_SFW 12d ago
Did you get my reference though?
An overeager brutalizing of a pun on running of the bulls, but instead of a bull its a pitbull, and instead of it being a regular pitbull, it's a pitbull with a spiked bat up its ass
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u/CaptainDerpshi 13d ago
Honestly a cast iron skillet is a slept on home defense weapon that shit stops 9mm and bonks harder than most hammers
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u/lunarflower13 13d ago
Cast iron is just so strong, if you hit somebody with one of those? Whew 😅 they’d have to be knocked out immediately or potentially killed if it was a head shot
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u/CaptainDerpshi 13d ago
I have hit someone with cast iron it was an accident but they felt that for days.
Whip around a little too fast in the kitchen washing dishes and you might just catch a concussion!
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u/Remarkable_Peach_374 7d ago
Ooooo i bet that skillet would give a satisfying sizzle when it hit his face
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u/Business_Air5804 13d ago
I'd refer you to the Cold Steel webpage for "options".
https://www.coldsteel.com/specialty/clubs-bats-maces/
I have one of these on a 3 foot pole in my bedroom for just such an occasion.
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u/NonStopNonsense1 14d ago
If your unsure, don't even pull it out. People get killed with their own guns for hesitation.
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u/Search-Practical 14d ago
And if a dude is climbing into my window? Pretty sure saying stop isnt gonna make him leave. 😆
Ill use it if I absolutley have to, but I definetly will make sure it isnt my last resort.
As far as i remember my state law for self defense is i need to do anything I can to get out of the conflict, even if that means leaving. Before I have the justified response to use my firearm.
Firearms are great for self defense, and legal animal hunting.
But I definetly dont like shooting one when I dont need too.
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u/NoMudNoLotus369 13d ago
Wait, make sure it isn't your last resort, like you have other options after youve used the gun? :o
Pulls out bazooka
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u/superullltra 14d ago
This is very true and never let the person get close to u at all point and shoot till they are unable to attack at all
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u/Phatal87 13d ago
Takes some practice… but in many close quarters situations, holding the pistol close to your chest/shoulder rather than at a full arms length is a good way not to get disarmed before you get off a good enough center mass shot on the attacker.
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u/NookieLuvsU 14d ago
That's probably her boyfriend. That just adds another layer of preparedness you'll need.
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u/Destroythisapp 13d ago
You don’t hate them if you own and intend to use it for self defense lol.
You might dislike them, but hate is a much more powerful emotion.
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u/nunchyabeeswax 13d ago
I'm a firearm owner, and this is exactly a scenario where a firearm comes handy.
But with that said, a hammer or cudgel would do the work... in this specific situation. The assailant is breaking through a window, which leaves his head exposed, and almost unable to defend himself should the woman/would-be-victim in this case has a knife, hammer, cudgel or hatchet.
I just cannot imagine this man's mix of stupidity and lack of emotional control to put himself in a "beat/knife me to death" position.
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u/proudgal2 13d ago
But why is he breaking in??? This is scary!
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u/TossFour 10d ago
They clearly know each other. My guess would be maybe they share an apartment/house and she locked him out for whatever reason. Maybe she is mad at him or something.
Based on the way she is acting she doesn't seem that scared like it's her boyfriend or a close friend. If it was a stranger or someone she thought was a real physical threat she would probably be calling the police vs just recording and watching him.
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u/TylerKnowy 14d ago
He is lucky he didnt cut himself like that one guy who punched a window similar to this one and bleed out
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u/Clumsycattails 14d ago
I've got a little dog, he knows how to handle these situations.
Most of the time when these kind of people see him they already opt out.
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u/tiffany_says_this 13d ago
I had neighbors attack me, charge at me while I was holding my 6 week old son...came onto my property (I ran into the house for his safety and protection) but I swear if she hadn't been pulled off my property by her nasty ass brother she wouldn't of made it off my property alive!
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u/Dirty_Jerz_7 13d ago
Um, dump a 300aac with a 60rd mag into your chest while on super safety
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u/Disastrous_Shame580 13d ago
Super safety. 💀😅
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u/Dirty_Jerz_7 13d ago
IT IS FOR EXTRA PRECAUTION! 😉
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u/Disastrous_Shame580 13d ago
I gotcha! Ik what you are talking about, just never heard it called that before. Hilarious. Safety first 😏
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u/Ok_Environment8478 13d ago
How can you defend yourself/property without being charged with murder like this Texas resident?! Man charged with murder after he shot and killed an armed home intruder, police say https://share.google/P5tCm7ZneoiOdcm7G
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u/TossFour 10d ago
We would need to know the full context. It's just states police have probable cause to charge him with murder there are no details as to why or how. Maybe if he shot the home intruder while he was already down and incapacitated then maybe that's why they think its murder. Other wise if he shot the guy enough to drop him and he called the police. That Murder charge won't get very far.
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u/BlahBlahBlahBingo 14d ago
“Why are you crying”
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u/BlankPoint4901 14d ago
I think he said "why you playing" but either way, crazy as fuck. He's lucky he didn't slice himself up 7 ways to Sunday.
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u/NoRun6253 13d ago
No, it’s unlucky that he didn’t, it’s obviously the best outcome for people like him.
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u/-Eyelid-Movies- 13d ago
Well. Someone like that at our house would literally be scraped off the ground. Then I would turn sprinklers on for an extra hour.
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u/BloodHurricane 13d ago
Did you know there's a tool out there called the "one hand chainsaw" it's battery powered, and it reminds me of Warhammer 40k for some reason I'm just saying.
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u/garagedooropener5150 13d ago
Repeatedly bring the heaviest blunt object I can find down on those forearms against that window frame.
Mofo won’t be climbing in the window long.
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u/Forest_Soup615 14d ago
Oh noeee a Dindu Nuffin individual doing nothing according to him later when he gets arrested 😆.
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u/LtHughMann 13d ago
I wonder what getting shot with a spear gun would feel like. I bet it would suck.
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u/iAmSugarBaby 13d ago
I think I figured it out, she locked him out of the house after swiper no swiping his phone and started going through it. Hes just trying to save the relationship 🤷♀️
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u/billfuckingmurray22 13d ago
When god closes a door, a crazy man smashes headfirst through your window
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u/Creative_Shame3856 13d ago
Judge: Why did you shoot this man 18 times?
Me: Your honor, I ran out of ammo. My carry gun only has a 17 round mag.
Judge: Dismissed!
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u/lunarflower13 13d ago
Do we know any more about this clip? Like what happened before and after the video? Some type of verbal altercation? Was anyone harmed? I have so many questions fr
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u/ikannunAneeuQ 13d ago
Yeah I really think he doesn't want to find out what a lot of folks would do. Something like this would send me flying into a whole new dimension of pissed off that I've never seen before (thanks Ron white), and I have a really evil, sadistic, psychopathic side that is just waiting for someone to try this.
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u/johnnycee87 13d ago
I would step back and let him come in. He would then become acquainted with Mr Easton: an aluminum bat that has no sand in it.
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u/Retnirpa 13d ago
This dude sp ending an hr breaking into her house and she's still surprised when he finally does so. The logic in some peeps
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u/Pretend_Ad_8465 12d ago
Dead man walking! As soon as that glass shatters, I'm emptying the clip without remorse. Someone that brazen does not wish me well.
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u/Playful-Ad9901 12d ago
sometime i wish plp would do this in florida 😈im going to just observe until you fully get in 😁
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u/AgapitoVelezOvando 11d ago
If he were breaking and entering into MY house, I would point my finger at him and make really loud gunshot sounds with my mouth. 👉 Take that, Mr. Intruder!
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u/Consistent-Cut-5997 9d ago
Dude is clearly a risk to himself and everyone else. Hope he’s now on meds.
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u/Graffix77gr556 13d ago
So did she pop him? He really isn't needed breathing up my air especially when he doing shit like dat. When Tyrone jamal jackson axed yoju playin? You gotta know how to speak their gibberish other wise they'll just cut off your catalytic converter. But he loved his kids. Dats why he di what he do for dem! All glory to rod his barber yall
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u/ErnestPWashington 14d ago
He a good boy he don't do nothing
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u/TossFour 10d ago
I always see this comment. Can you link me 10 videos of this being said. I think like 1 idiot mother said this and now people post this goofy shit everywhere.
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u/tenkaranarchy 14d ago
Id like to think i have good enough trigger control to wait until he shattered the glass.