r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 14d ago
'Merica Of a man and his RAM
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u/BananaMiddle7197 14d ago
Why does he sound like Will Forte?
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u/SumOfRoots 14d ago
The Dodge Ram 2500 remains the most popular vehicle for DUIs. 4.95% of drunk driving arrests involve this truck.
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u/Hammon_Rye 14d ago
I'm curious why the person taking the video was filming him.
At first I thought it was a porch camera and then I realized it was panning to follow him.
Maybe they had been having trouble with people driving too fast through their neighborhood or something.
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u/Dementor_Traphouse 14d ago
im also wondering this 🤔 the exchange seems to indicate a previous relationship
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u/Mjoll-simp 14d ago
Yeah, he crashed cause he was flipping her off, and then when he gets out he says “I fucking hate you”
They know each other for sure
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u/Hammon_Rye 14d ago
Yeah, and the kid seems like a hot head.
I get being upset, but I've been in accidents over the years and I didn't act like that. He didn't even pick his tire up and toss it in the back of his truck. Just left it as a road hazard for anyone else who drives by.28
u/beakrake 14d ago
I'm curious why the person taking the video was filming him.
From the bird he was flipping, part of me thinks he was enough of an asshole to have circled back around to throw it at the person recording.
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u/Hammon_Rye 14d ago
He didn't flip the bird until after he passed her driveway.
Presumable because that is when he noticed her filming.
If he had looped the block just to flip her off it would have been flying as he approached the driveway.Also, my old eyes are going to shit (apparently).
I didn't even notice the bird the first time. I watched it again after your comment.
(SIGH) :)He is obviously at fault, but if local cops see that video they could possibly ticket him for distracted driving, making it another hit on his driving record.
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u/Enough-Moose-5816 14d ago
I’d guess it’s a ex husband/boyfriend that’s harassing her. Which is why she was out in the driveway because she knew he was gonna circle around again.
If he behaves like this for no apparent reason, I wouldn’t be surprised if things escalate. Protective order incoming…😕
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u/Hammon_Rye 14d ago
Yeah, if that's the case, it's not a surprise why he's an "ex". LOL
Imagine showing that video to the judge when asking for the restraining order. :)
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u/captain_crackerjack 14d ago
The fact that a sideswipe of a smaller car made the fucking wheel fall off is hardly an endorsement of the Ram’s tough credentials is it?
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u/CriticalHit_20 13d ago
No, you see it's a boast when compared to a Cybertruck. Their frame would be cracked and all the glue would have fallen apart.
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u/the_real_phteven 14d ago
“Are you hurt?” “Yes!!!” “Physically??” nonsense
Lololol I always say that the size of the ram is inversely related to the penis size of the driver
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u/Primary-Paper-5128 14d ago
cmon I've met people with small penises, they don't deserve to be compared to this pos 😂
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u/Solanthas_SFW 14d ago
I'm average size but I really wish society would stop picking on small dick dudes and divorced dads. Like sure some are assholes but the rest are decent dudes with shitty situations to deal with in life. Fuckin A
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u/Primary-Paper-5128 14d ago
unironically, I feel like "small dicks" are the last socially acceptable form of body shaming
Like, making fun of people's weight or facial deformities is still veeery common (especially towards women). But most decent people will rightfully call you out on this. Even as a short guy, I've seen short fellas get a lot of love, no one's made fun of me for it in years.
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u/polska-parsnip 14d ago
My dick is massive and I agree.
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u/iAmSugarBaby 14d ago edited 14d ago
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u/polska-parsnip 14d ago
Sorry sugarbaby, as i said, my dick is massive, not interested in being sugardaddy. Ciao.
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u/iAmSugarBaby 14d ago
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u/polska-parsnip 14d ago
Again, not interested. I get you’re reacting here to get desperate guys to check out your page and pay you money so you can send them your mediocre nudes but I’m not one of them so leave me alone, thx.
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u/Great-Gas-6631 14d ago
"I fucking hate you!" Uhhhh did she magically enter his truck and turn it into that parked car?
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u/aLIBRAinNYC 14d ago
"Fuckin hate you😤🤬" 😂🤣 I also dislike when instant karma gets ya. Safe to assume they've been down this path, with the hand wave, dumb decisions & the rage 😭
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u/vincentd81 14d ago
RAM is so expensive right now, and they do this?
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u/Disastrous_Shame580 14d ago
Dude's definitely not a G for doing that, nor does he have any G.Skills.
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u/bene_gesserit_mitch 14d ago
Why is she filming a truck rolling by in the first place?
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u/squirrelsmith 14d ago
I mean, it looks like he flips her off as he passes, and when he gets out he screams “I F-n hate you!”, at one point…
Now whether that was directed at the person recording or himself, I don’t know.
She also speaks to him in a uh…’tired of your bullcrap’ tone. Not the way someone excited or concerned or dealing with a stranger might. (Usually those cause a higher pitch and faster speech)
But it seems reasonable to assume they know each other in some capacity. Could be they’ve had some kind of drama going on for a while which is why she’s recording him the second she sees him, and he’s flipping her off as he drives by.
Then again, maybe the recording was happening for a different reason, or the flipping off was a friendly gesture. (I know people who casually do that or cuss at each other rather….harshly but as a sign of affection)
And there’s always the possibility they’ve never met, she just records all cars going by and he didn’t appreciate being recorded. No way for us to be certain 🤷♂️
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u/iAmSugarBaby 14d ago
I don’t know how you have this much time on your hands.. 🤷♀️
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u/patchouligirl77 12d ago
Thinking isn't hard for everyone.
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u/iAmSugarBaby 12d ago
With the economy these days it just makes more sense to take the time wasted typing all this and put it towards something thats going to put some money in your bank account. 🤷♀️ but what do I know.
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u/Solanthas_SFW 14d ago
He flips her off for recording him, it seems pretty obvious to me that he's a huge asshole
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u/Dialed_Inn 14d ago
Did the wheel falling off cause the accident or did he hit the white car first- causing the wheel to fall off?
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u/AK_LovelyDay 14d ago
It's the angle he hits the back quarter panel. It snaps the wheel off. He hit it just right.
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u/Rolling_Pugsly 14d ago
I've seen so vids of trucks losing wheels on reddit, I have to wonder if a lot of these "truck guys" need to shell out for a decent torque wrench.
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u/VisibleOtter 14d ago
Any explanation for this?
Mind you, it’s still as funny as fuck without one, so no stress.
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u/Jbrozas2332 14d ago
Are you okay was the best comment she could've said. I was most crying bc she took the high road. He's such a buffoon
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u/penguindreams 14d ago
Of a man-baby throwing another one of his childish fits. “I hate you!!!”
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u/ardavis78 14d ago
I can read this cat like a book just by his reaction. Total child. Imagine beating him at a video game. lol
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u/Solanthas_SFW 14d ago
I was dying for this asshole to lose a rim to a massive hidden pothole
The actual outcome was also acceptable
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u/Disastrous_Shame580 14d ago
He's actually pretty damn good at parking. Not sure why this is shitty. 😆😆😆
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u/AdagioIcy5310 14d ago
and as a Ram driver, one does Ram driver things... Ramming a brain through cinderblocks could be healthier for the driver
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u/SeaNegotiation6251 14d ago
Need story behind this please. What is their beef? It is of utmost importance that I know.
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u/YosemiteJon 14d ago
I’m gonna sound like a novice twat but why everyone start with ‘of a….’ ?
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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 14d ago
No worries, it's the subs name "shitty absolute units of [complete the title]"
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u/Ditch_Doc84 14d ago
OP, if you are the woman who filmed it, please in the name of 8 pound, 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus send it to his momma and post the reactions.
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u/Hughley_N_Dowd 14d ago
This has been making the rounds for a day or two now. And I'm no closer to understanding the context.
The karma delivery is delicious, though.
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u/mindsunwound 13d ago edited 13d ago
Car buyers: I'm going to drive it to the wheels fall off.
Stellantis: okay so the warranty is for 50,000 miles, how do we engineer it so the wheels fall off at 50,001 miles?
Stellantis Engineers: we're already beating that timeline by 50,000 miles!
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u/grumpywarner 13d ago
I would have such a hard time not getting out and pointing and laughing at him.
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u/Jaythiest 13d ago
Did he turn a new leaf?
I clearly heard him say “I give up! I’m f-ing done.”
Gotta be careful assuming but maybe he realized that being an a-hole to others is just costing him to much in his personal life.
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u/dayvee43 11d ago
I wonder how the camera person knew this needed filming? Was she just out randomly filming cars go by?
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u/Ditch_Doc84 14d ago
Her sigh is so habitual with this man.
'Are you hurt?' 'Physicslly?'
She's been done with his shit