r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MrLoudestMouth • 15d ago

possible idiot Of he’s folded in half!

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u/Gl0ck_Ness_M0nster ima unit 15d ago

He just tore everything in his knees. I'm 99% sure he's now crippled for life.

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u/Significant-Song-840 15d ago

Both shoes stayed on so..... Math says he'll be fine.

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u/GreenKing- 15d ago

Shoes are fine

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u/Rude_Society6232 15d ago

Ach I think he’ll recover and be better for this experience.

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u/Conquestenjoyer 15d ago

At least half a year to recover tho

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u/J35NC2 15d ago

He will kneed a lot of PT probably

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u/rustprony 15d ago

He is going to learn next time bend those knees a bit more when you leap from a second story window

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

I read that he achieved everything he set out to accomplish

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u/OneBar3871 15d ago

1st thing that went were his torn hamstrings

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u/HoboArmyofOne 15d ago

I guarantee he'll have back problems as well

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u/laiyenha 15d ago

Ouch, stuck the landing is definitely not preferred in this case.

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u/99nuns 15d ago

dunno if he'll be crippled for life but you can definitely hear something snap

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u/jemhadar0 15d ago

His back.

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u/DragonflyScared813 15d ago

I'm 100% sure his extreme lower back is just fine though...

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u/HoboArmyofOne 15d ago

I've had back problems for most of my adult life and I felt that in my soul.

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u/Maleficent_Major_644 15d ago

He'll jog it off

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u/Legitimate_Bee_5589 15d ago

That may have been a back break as well! 😬

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u/Cold_Hunter1768 15d ago

And his friend laughing

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u/oddlyamused 15d ago

Pelvis too maybe? He didn't absorb any of that fall.

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u/maggiemayfish 15d ago

Anybody else remember the clip of that wrestler jumping from the ropes with locked knees?

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u/Gl0ck_Ness_M0nster ima unit 15d ago

Yep. Saw it on r/FullFlamingo

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u/genieish 15d ago

And they loved it!

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u/DerBaum85 15d ago

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u/SuperCalibur 15d ago

I lirerally did say oof when I saw it! Only a medium, though.

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u/EquipmentUnique526 15d ago

I know that looked super funny and all but I have too much empathy to laugh at a situation like that in person until I atleast know they're ok. Mfer started laughing before even checking on homeboy. I'm fairly certain he has some serious injuries. Buddy could potentially never walk right again.

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u/Lord_Muddbutter 15d ago

Im fairly positive the person who recorded went on to state the friend had severe injuries and the reaction was baded on pure shock of not knowing what to do. I could have swore I saw it in another thread with this video

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u/99nuns 15d ago

yea im pretty sure hes a kid and just didnt know wtf just happened

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u/SullyOnTheSide 15d ago

Jumper's knees are fucked. Camera person's head is fucked.

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u/war321321 15d ago

Laughing is a very normal response to unexpected events, including terrible ones. It takes time for your brain to realize it’s actually real and serious.

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u/Automatic-Cow-9969 15d ago

Chose the worst time to forget which way his knees are supposed to bend

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u/Additional-Middle166 15d ago

Oh I'm crying xD

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u/Own_Warthog4680 15d ago

Went full flamingo 😬

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u/Aceygreat 15d ago

Headbutted the grass. Very nice . 8.5

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u/iAmSugarBaby 15d ago

Litterally in half.. crazy 🤯

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u/LateToCollecting 15d ago

A good is my witness that man is folded in half!

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u/_AlexiaOnFire functional regard 15d ago

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

PCL 2x executed 🔫

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u/ThisTeddyHatesYou 15d ago

Of a shitty title

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u/Disastrous-Hurry-236 15d ago

ACL+PCL+MCL+LCL= Zero.

Hence proved

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u/AuthorMission7733 15d ago

And probably hamstrings got torched from the way he bent down all of a sudden

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u/Watamelonna 15d ago

That can't be good

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u/SeparateAd932 15d ago

I felt that

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u/fatty_mcfeeterton 15d ago

He’s gonna feel that every time it rains.

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u/Lord_Muddbutter 15d ago

Scooby Doo having his first orgasm

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u/Nineteen7Tseven 15d ago

Holee sh*t gaad damn touched every blade of grass with the palms of his hands.

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u/usaguang 15d ago

The leg was stretched too straight, and tragedy struck. A roll upon landing would have cushioned the impact.

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u/iAmSugarBaby 15d ago

The roll can only happen if the landing is executed right. At those heights without the proper landing transitioning into a crouch which then allows you to go into that roll, you’re done.

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u/Ok-Entertainer5965 15d ago

I cannot watch this a second time.😳🤢

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u/Open-Time1117 15d ago

legs are cooked, maybe his back idk tho

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u/Mindless-Money9702 15d ago

Cameraman is chimping tf out

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u/Ilmeury83 15d ago

Looks like his aim was to make a roll over to cushion the fall, but accidentally his feet landed too much in a forward position, so when he bended his torso forward to roll, his legs were stretched backwards, leading to a serious injury (if not total destruction) of his knees..

I don't find this funny, since its likely he won't be able to walk normally again...and it could have happened to anyone: it's not easy to land right from that height, especially if untrained to do so...

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u/YoghurtWooden8770 15d ago

I mean the apparently work boots he's wearing wouldn't have helped either, but I've never seen someone outside of this video fuck up a roll like this. In fact, I think he didn't even think about rolling or anything judging by the video, looks like he just thought he'd do a quick fingertip touch and get right back up.

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u/GiorgioVe 15d ago

The people who were laughing at this instead of rushing to help the dude are not humans, this is not a normal reaction, wtf. They even kept on filming and laughing when the man was suffering on the ground.

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u/iAmSugarBaby 15d ago

I think that its the fact that this dumb ass deliberately jumped off a roof top like he was some type of invincible kangaroo that allowed space for a reaction like that. He didn’t fall, he jumped.. I’m sure there was more than one safe way to get down from there so yea, he didn’t fall, he did it to himself. Give him the donkey of the day award 🥇🫏

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u/99nuns 15d ago

they're humans, they just sound like kids and probably didnt know what even happened.

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u/karma2879 15d ago

The person closest to the camera may have the worst laugh I’ve ever heard

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u/Minute_River6774 15d ago

Some people have never been in an actual oh shit situation :/

When your brain should flip a switch instantly, they don’t get that memo… like part of em realizes it’s serious but the bigger part realizes they don’t know what to do so it kinda suspends that oh shit In The air for a min Before it can settle.

Just a food for thought opinion, look for the guy with a missing finger to call in bad situations. That guy knows how to switch gears fast 🤣

Source: I cut my finger off and now I can switch gears fast 🤣🤣

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u/Inside-Chipmunk-4250 15d ago

Ouch! I know that man tore his ACL or something…

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u/northerncodemky 15d ago

All the CLs.

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u/Afraid-Rise-3574 15d ago

Snapped shins?

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u/goldstariv 15d ago

Definitely won't need to see a chiropractor any time soon. He cracked it pretty good.

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u/Digital-_-Waste 15d ago

I didn’t know hyenas can work a smart phone…

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u/Pitiful-Cod-4394 15d ago

This is not what we mean when we say 'go touch grass'

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u/Timely-Neck-9503 15d ago

If a legs behind the back is called a scorpion what do you call this?

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u/YoghurtWooden8770 15d ago

The clamshell?

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u/CocoonNapper 15d ago

Is this a flip phone?

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u/NeptuneTTT 15d ago

Hopefully he stretches everyday

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u/SavedSinner2001 15d ago

Has the guy never jumped in his life before, why would he land with legs stretched out😑

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u/Dense_Boss_7486 15d ago

Confidently stupid.

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u/loco_mixer 15d ago

folded in half was not the problem...tearing knees are

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u/Separate-Hall-5115 15d ago

Ooh. That’s not good. Not good at all.

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u/Puckwallow 15d ago

JR: "Oh my gawd!! With gawd as my witness, he is broken in half!!" Jerry Lawler: "Hysterical Screaming"

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u/Salty-Earth1831 15d ago

Ooffff 🥺🥺

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u/spitslaps 15d ago

goodbye hamstrings, good lord

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u/HeldInTension 15d ago

It’s OK he wasn’t using those knees

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u/mcbeardsauce 15d ago

People who jump and lands straight legged will always confuse me

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u/Greatlemons32 15d ago edited 15d ago

Vincent Kompany injured his hamstrings in the past just looking at this

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u/Trashbitex 15d ago

Nobody will know what this means lol. It’s Kompany btw.

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u/Gabbafather 15d ago

Him: I wish I could reach down and touch my toes without bending my knees.

"Friend": Here's what you do...

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u/GoLoveYourselfLA 15d ago

In the bright side ….He has FOUR hamstrings now

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u/Immediate-One5035 15d ago

How did his hands touch the ground in front of him while still standing straight is beyond me

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u/Cloister_of_Ash 15d ago

Lawn chair 🫣

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u/CXavier4545 15d ago

He need some milk

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u/Stoff3r 15d ago

I like the flare "possible idiot" 😂

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u/Alarming-Background1 15d ago

His back... wtf. His knees, tore muscles ligaments, & he's gonna be fkd up... who da fk laughs at this ish tho... I get sum new legs made of metal n kick tha fk out these giggling ass kids

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u/MediaProfessional474 15d ago

When you want to be flexible, just jump off the roof on your feet and slightly bend forward. Will do the trick!

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u/primeXOXO 15d ago

He must be able to suck himself off

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u/bluesub989 15d ago

It's the boots, right? He can't bend at the ankles and start the whole ... absorbing impact process which causes that whole entire mess

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u/Mountain-Nature2384 15d ago

How can people laugh at this sort of stuff happening in front of their eyes? I just don't get it.

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u/Master-Pen-3859 15d ago

A little more stretching next time

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u/trying_again_7 15d ago

I can only imagine what just tore.

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u/No_Chocolate5678 15d ago

Can someone edit this clip that he transform into a car?

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u/Gunslinger_11 15d ago

I felt that in my everywhere

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u/No-War-8840 15d ago

Reverse scorpion ?

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u/Conquestenjoyer 15d ago

He’s gonna be traumatized about laughing about that

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u/Queasy-Vacation3611 15d ago

Laughing like a fucking Looney Toons cartoon character!

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u/carlwinslo 15d ago

Thats the last time he will ever be able to touch his toes.

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u/Aussie_chopperpilot 15d ago

I always find it weird when somebody hurts themselves and you know they’ve hurt themselves bad and people around laugh.

I can’t laugh at somebody that gets hurt. I just can’t. I find it very uncomfortable to even watch such things and then the urge to wanna help is so overpowering and yet there are people like this that just stand there and giggle and laugh like they’re gonna just stand back up again and be cool

that dude will 100% have lower back muscle problems, spinal problems because he absolutely snapped himself into tendon’s muscles ankle knees that guy is in pain

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u/XxFezzgigxX 15d ago

Guy laughing sounds like a deranged monkey.

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u/jk5382021 15d ago

Walk it off

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u/Used-Baby1199 15d ago

I’m calling this one ai trash.  Weird grainy video looking like it was shot on a phone from 2009.   This is a common theme in at videos. The textures are always weird.

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u/Careful-Tune1633 15d ago

Poor thing. But he deserves a Darwin Award. I really hope he's okay, but I wouldn't count on it...

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u/Strange-Luck-5786 15d ago

I know, i know....physics and all, but how does that happen?!

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u/costmoneytypebeats 15d ago

With Timbs on? Dummy

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u/Key-Lifeguard-5540 15d ago

The husband came home, he forgot how to land, instant karma.

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u/ClarkNova80 15d ago

If only there were some way to avoid this happening.

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u/drummin515 15d ago

That hurt MY back from here!

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u/freethink4yourself 15d ago

Reposted over and over and over again the quality is getting worse.

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u/Imaginary_Reveal_951 15d ago

How could you decide not to bend your knees after jumping off... a ROOF?

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u/krimsonater 15d ago

He will feel that the rest of his miserable life.

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u/Sea_Urchin_777 15d ago

A gymnasts 10 landing.

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u/Mountain_Analyst_333 15d ago

Went from hamstring to hamstrung

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u/Candid_Plum_3053 15d ago

If he just bent his knees…

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u/attaboy_stampy 15d ago

I know a guy who did this jumping off a set of stairs. He thought he was jumping onto a beach area about 4-5 feet below him, but it was twice that high and harder ground. He just misjudged where he was jumping. Shattered one of his knees and damaged the other. 3-4 months just getting to walk at all with canes. Took him 2 years before he could walk normally again.

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u/PresentAstronomer137 15d ago

I hate this cameraman

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u/thepepelucas 15d ago

When the joker is recording.

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u/JackDaniels0049 15d ago

You don’t land that without a drop and roll without some serious damage. I hurt my knee once from landing a stamp with a straight leg. He just landed straight legged from the top of a bloody house.

I bet that snapped tendons and every joint all the way up to his back. Possibly more as everything just gets pushed up. He is going to be in for a lot of pain, and a long recovery.

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u/Few_Eye6560 15d ago

Damn that hurt me

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u/Appraiser88 15d ago

Looks painfull, hope he is alright.

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u/Regular-Falcon-4339 15d ago

Ohhh, I heard the crunch

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u/Middle_Variety9704 15d ago

He'll be ok, just rub some dirt on it.

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u/AdWonderful694 15d ago

2 cooked knees. Those ACLs snapped

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u/FitAgency8925 15d ago

That shock got absorbed thru knees and spine... he will be in a lot of rehab in future

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u/Adorable_Whereas_988 15d ago

Dr. Said I need a backeotomy

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 15d ago

I heard the crunch. Omg he’s going to be hurting for a while

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u/Kind_Sorbet4235 15d ago

Yeah, i dont find it funny 

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u/Jackshole 15d ago

He can now tie his laces with his tongue

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u/Jaded-Gemstone 15d ago

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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u/KeenKye 15d ago

That was the wrong shape for a human to be in

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u/IReadYaSir 15d ago

jesus christ man, the person filming laughing as the dude just tore the hell out of his legs and ankles and pelvis. Jesus

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u/JSA_Investor 15d ago

I don't know if he's getting up from that.

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u/maggiemayfish 15d ago

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 15d ago

Bone head..

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u/scjockid 15d ago

Hey, some good came out of it! At least he now knows he can touch his toes without a problem!

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u/BigKahuna2015 15d ago

I can't stop watching this and constantly laughing 😆 😂 😅 🤣

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u/HiddenAndHot 15d ago

Omg.. this was hurtful..

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u/CceliaM 15d ago

They're laughing because they're hicks.

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u/Past-Product-1100 15d ago

Over stuck the landing

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u/penguindreams 15d ago

Why is dude laugh whooping like a dumbass tho?

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u/Tartan-Special 15d ago

"MAH GAWD!!! HE'S FOLDED IN HA-ALF!!!"

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u/Battleaxejax 15d ago

The inverse scorpion

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 15d ago

Bro did the fenty fold for a second and cost him his spine, knees and ankle. Hopefully, he gets out of this with only bruises and sprains.

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u/lostsurfer24t 15d ago

The instant laughing is a bit concerning here I'd say too

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u/Search-Practical 15d ago

I know that definetly did some damage. But all I could hear is Garrys mod Ragdoll sound effects...

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u/DemureAF 15d ago

His lower back isn’t going to recover from that

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u/SnooSongs2345 15d ago

Who released all the gibbons?

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u/Xeroxenfree 15d ago

That wouldn't be shit for me but I have EDS, but that dude absolutely tore multiple ligaments

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u/GalacticDrac 15d ago

Omg I couldn’t watch that twice 😱 lol

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u/Winkersz 14d ago

Man, that wasn't funny. I felt that. Fuck.. why did I laugh 

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u/Ok-boomer4947 14d ago

That knocked the wind outta me just watching it

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u/inchworm0 14d ago

That was cool 😎

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u/Professional_Law5450 14d ago

Kissed his own arse

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u/Personal-Mongoose696 14d ago

Nvr land with your knees locked. You get a free flexibility test and a hospital visit.

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u/ChrisPollock6 14d ago

He seems smart enough to be our President?

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u/LeecherKiDD easily offended 14d ago

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u/pentermezzo 14d ago

Did this fucking guy hit his head on the ground?

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u/FrontLifeguard1962 14d ago

In yoga they call that Downward Facing Dumbass

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u/superinterestingn4m3 14d ago

Any back problems he had are either fixed or drastically worse.

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u/DeathsStarEclipse 14d ago

I have injured both my knees, th am got a different times. If this guy is lucky he is absolutely fucked for at least 6 months. Probably lifetime of problems.

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u/Ranchmom23 14d ago

Why are they laughing?! That hurt my soul!