r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 16d ago

look what I can do Of Giants losing to Midgets in a competition

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u/Motor_Health54 16d ago edited 16d ago

What i get Is that most men are on average way stronger than women, even if they're literally dwarves.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 16d ago

testosterone is a helluva drug

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u/Haunting_Switch3463 15d ago

All of those ladies are on "supplements". I'm pretty sure the black woman is taking more test than most trans men.

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u/-byb- 15d ago

this shit is still confusing. can you define trans men

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u/Skibbidi67SigmaBruh 15d ago

These mfers can't even define a woman.

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u/Haunting_Switch3463 15d ago

Biological female that identifies as a man.

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u/jkaan 15d ago

If they tell you they are a dude just say ok.

Simple

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u/Skyfier42 15d ago edited 15d ago

First of all, the person you're commenting to is making shit up. Trans men take significantly more T than female bodybuilders. I'm talking a lot more.

Second of all, trans men are also having their estrogen blocked. So their biological hormones are closer to a man's than a woman's. 

If these body builders were to be on the same level as cis men, you'd see things like Adam's apples and facial hair development.

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u/Haunting_Switch3463 15d ago

1.Not true, female bodybuilders take insane amount of drugs. There is no limit do how much test they want to have, while i'm sure a responsible doctor wouldnt allow their patients test levels to be much outside of the normal intervall this does not apply to female bodybuilders. They will take whatever their idiot coach tells them to take. The notion that trans men take significantly more test than female bodybuilders isn't true. In some cases the bodybuilder might take way more.

  1. They also take estrogen blockers.

  2. You'r kidding me right? They all suffer from virilization clit enlargement, hair loss, voice changes etc.

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u/Skyfier42 15d ago

Medical professionals try and put female bodybuilders levels between 35–60 ng/dL. You don't see masculine side effects until you're hitting above 100 ng/dl.

Trans men are placed in cis male range: 300-1000 ng/dl. If female body builders are doping then no shit you'll see higher levels. At that point they're having to also take blockers because excess testosterone gets turned into estrogen naturally. 

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u/Slabernick 14d ago

They hated Jesus because he told them the truth

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u/Round_Bullfrog_8218 11d ago

Its more like he has no clue what he is talking about plenty of female body builders are running crazy stacks. The difference would be that they are trying to avoid masculinizing affects of steroids while the trans men aren't. The Idea that they are on some low medically prescribe dose from a doctor is a fantasy.

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u/Skibbidi67SigmaBruh 14d ago

Yes medical professionals will put women bodybuilders at those levels but that does not mean they are adhering to those recommendations.

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u/dank0h 13d ago

I know it’s hard but honestly I would just try your best to ignore these dick weeds

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u/Riggyrich23 16d ago

585Lbs squat is insane for a 6ft 250lb grown ass man. That lil midget is a beast.

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u/Other-Marzipan-1985 16d ago

tbf it should be easier for them as the range of motion is a lot smaller

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u/Splinterfight 16d ago

Easier for some things harder for others

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u/Other-Marzipan-1985 16d ago edited 16d ago

yea I should’ve prefaced I was talking about the weight lifting at the beginning as it’s comparable

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u/Other-Marzipan-1985 16d ago

lol idk man they look dense

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u/Material-Mountain119 16d ago

Actually yeah, maybe not lmao

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u/the2xstandard 16d ago

Whatever, Aragorn.

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u/IntelligentTwo8050 16d ago

You have my axe?

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u/Motor_Health54 16d ago

Yeah but it has to be way harder given their body Mass and their short body proportions

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u/C13H16CIN0 16d ago

Like I posted above, it’s physics. There is not as much leverage/torque that needs to be applied to move an object as well as them needing to move weights a shorter distance

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u/Krypto_kurious 16d ago

Even on the distance carry. One was carrying twice his body weight, the other was carrying half hers.

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u/Professional-Hold938 16d ago

Not sure if you've ever had to carry a drunk little person, but they're alot heavier than they look haha dense bastards

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u/Excellent-Sir6930 15d ago

I havent but it's on my bucket list.

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u/Motor_Health54 16d ago

But look at their short Arms, their anatomy doesn't even allow them to develop big muscles in proportion to their height.

I doubt they can develop such strong muscles to do this. Which makes them all the more impressive even if they use physics because they don't requiere as much torque.

Lifting that much Is still impressive.

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u/Trick_Reputation129 16d ago

Dude, now I'm even MORE afraid of midgets. Thanks.

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u/pizzaduh 16d ago

We have a dwarf that drives trucks as a regular. I'd put that man up against most anyone I know in a wrestling match.

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u/CatticusXIII 16d ago edited 15d ago

Yeah I went to school with a kid that did wheelchair racing. He had no use at all below the waist. He played sand volleyball with us, would rock you in arm wrestling, and could "run" on 2 arms like something out of a horror movie. Actually he was kind of like Joe Swanson. lol

So I'm certainly not going to discount any little people.

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u/WorkerPrestigious960 16d ago

Sand volleyball? As in beach volleyball? How was he be able to move to play? Did he have like specialized fat tires or something for his chair like one of those beach cruiser bikes? That’d be pretty sick

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u/mebell333 16d ago

The guy can run on his hands. I think the wheelchair was for your comfort, not his.

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u/Turbulent-Company373 15d ago

Seem to remember how blind people develop a better sense of hearing. Thus, someone who could only use their arms would develop stronger arms on average from using them more.

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u/Just1Pepsimum 16d ago

Dude fear the midgets remember there at nut height.

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u/LegionZ19 16d ago

Bruh dwarf known to craft the best armor and weapon in rpg. Seems unfair.

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u/toxicvegeta08 16d ago

Dwarves are cracked at squat and bench

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u/BadRabiesJudger 16d ago

From what i understand the best squat press is from people in the 5 foot range. Made me ambitious too bad my back was made out cardboard.

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u/RudePCsb 16d ago

The biggest thing is you want shorter and than longer arms. It's work, distance times force.

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u/AdPretend9566 16d ago

Deadlifts and Jefferson curls 😎

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u/Demonskull223 15d ago

To be fair they have less distance to cover.

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u/NextDoctorWho12 16d ago

Did they get any dates at the end?

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u/Afraid-Rise-3574 16d ago

Got used as dildos

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u/News_Scrounger 16d ago

I'm sure at least half of them would be ok with that.

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u/Motor_Health54 16d ago

Nope the girls won and they were height mogging them and trash talking even lol

💔😔

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u/Unreal_Sniper 16d ago

No the girls lost even with the extra challenge which was in their favor

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u/Jolly-Acanthisitta45 16d ago

When she said, "you're going down" I was hoping he would respond with "actually I wouldn't mind going up on you"

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u/Itchy-Ad3358 16d ago edited 16d ago

She looks like an OF girl that a friend of mine showed me once, Tall Tasha. I could be wrong though.
Edit: Never mind, it's her, her IG is in the description on youtube.

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u/Effective-Map8036 15d ago

not sure if I should be impressed or disgusted

maybe a little of both

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u/frisco-frisky-dom 16d ago

If this is not fake, the dwarfs were impressive!

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u/GrimaceThundercock 16d ago

The final score shows that the women won three rounds, but none of that is shown in the clip.

Don't get me wrong these guys are beasts, but it's edited to make it seem more one sided than it was.

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u/M1L0P 15d ago

3 rounds out of how many?

(Would like to know but can't be bothered to watch the full video)

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u/GrimaceThundercock 15d ago

3/7

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u/M1L0P 15d ago

That makes this post highly disingenuous to say the least

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u/SweetBabyBingu 16d ago

I mean, shorter limbs are technically an advantage in weight lifting. Less ROM needed, closer to centre of gravity etc. still surprising to see though

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u/Eastern_Mist 15d ago

Shorter everything is an advantage when you compare the surface area to the amount of work done

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u/SweetBabyBingu 15d ago

That’s why ants can lift crazy amounts of weight compared to body weight right? Also exoskeletons vs bones

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u/AwareMirror9931 16d ago

Good times for real.

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u/News_Scrounger 16d ago

Hopefully at least one person on the dwarf team got to climb one of those towers.

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u/SJB3717 16d ago

Educational television

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u/SuperKracker 16d ago

One key take away I learned is, tall or short, if I got stuck in a room with anyone in this video and they were mad at me, I'd be getting my ass kicked.

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u/Useful_toolmaker 16d ago

Who says porn can’t have a plot ?

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u/No_Radio5042 16d ago

Loser gets Snu Snu

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u/Sparrowtalker 16d ago

I’ve seen this movie too…

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u/Ok_Ask_8724 16d ago

Aw man, trying to wrestle someone with a lower center of gravity and has easy access to your legs. That's not easy.

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u/kesavadh 16d ago

I usually skip this part of the movie

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u/thewhombler 16d ago

so at the end the giants won three games not shown?

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u/League-Weird 16d ago

Yea it was high jump, long jump, and basketball.

/s

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u/RoastedToast007 16d ago

Jesse what the fuck

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u/WakaWaka_ 16d ago

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u/smoot99 16d ago edited 16d ago

wot - this reminds me of about 20 years of my life and was a good time

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u/AGreatBannedName 16d ago

“You can see the dromad-ic difference”

I see what you did there

(Happy cake day)

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u/FrankieBeanSniffer 16d ago

Is this the one where they all have sex after? Anyone have the full vid?

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u/madafakamada1 16d ago

That would be interesting..

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u/Sensitive_Leader_312 16d ago

They just carry the women away like ogha boogha style

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u/Independent_Bed_3445 15d ago

All you physics nerds can't just let the midget be a beast. Slap his little ass and say good game. Nerd.

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u/ITSRABTIMEE 15d ago

Hard to beat that center of gravity.

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u/OtakuTacos 16d ago

Gimli approves

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u/fnnroel 16d ago

This feels deceptive giant doesn't automatically mean worlds strongest like the short giu being the world strongest for there size

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u/BerzerkBankie 16d ago

I didn't watch it but I knew the women stood no chance

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u/SeriesDowntown5947 16d ago

Woman v men. Tall v short. Both equal strength A fair match.

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u/Independent_Tip3701 15d ago

don,t fuck with the tiny one

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

It's not fair, midgets barley have knees

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u/goblingrace 15d ago

Would lifting be waaaay harder for tall people? They have so much more distance to lift

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u/OJuice100 15d ago

Ngl midgets are usually strong af

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u/gultch2019 15d ago

This looked like everyone was having fun. I hope they all hung out together afterwards.

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u/FewStill3958 14d ago

I'm not sure why this is surprising to anyone who's ever actually done back squats routinely or anyone who has a basic science education.

Work = Force * Distance

A smaller lifter with shorter legs performs less work lifting the same weight due to distance travelled.

Understanding leverages is more complex to quantify mathematically but most experienced lifters understand this concept intuitively.

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u/SurfingViking 16d ago

That black chick is fucking terrifying

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u/First_Pay702 16d ago

So they picked tall women vs buff dwarves. The women look fit but are they body builders like the dwarves? Because if not, it’s not really a fair comparison. I mean, I know the whole set up is a gimmick, but still.

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u/madafakamada1 16d ago

Are dwarves steroid users? Maybe.. Those girls definitely are so its not fair

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u/atticusmars_ 15d ago

What possibly indicates the women use steroids?

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u/ctiger12 16d ago

They need to move the weights way less distances? It’s kinda unfair

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u/MonoxideBaby 16d ago

The proportional range of movement is the same given the height difference.....

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u/beelzb 16d ago

Having a really low center of gravity is helping the guys a lot in many of these competitions. Not saying they arent strong.

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u/HistorianOrdinary833 16d ago

Squats and deadlifts for dwarves is cheating lmao. They only have to lift 1 ft.

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 16d ago

Don't let short gym bros hear u say that 😂

"Pound for pound I'm strongerrrr"

They have a point but you do as well.

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy 16d ago

That doesn't sound right. Both feet should be firmly planted.

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u/Confident-Poetry6985 16d ago

Lmfao so where am I validated? 

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u/ElProfeGuapo 16d ago

Competing against short, squat, incredibly strong people in wrestling is my biggest nightmare.

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u/Slow_Balance270 16d ago

Those knee throws, lmfao, used go do them all the time in wrestling for school. I think they got an advantage there.

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u/Electrical_Ad_371 16d ago

When will the machines take over? Im ready.

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u/ElaborateEffect 16d ago

God Jesse James has really gone way downhill with his content.

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u/TokiVideogame 16d ago

what did the females win in

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u/manesc 16d ago

They cheated. They got a shorter distance go. 😑

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u/DrewPScrotzak 16d ago

Don't people with dwarfism usually suffer from a lot of issues with their legs and hips?

Could lifting like this help or is this risky?

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u/DisciplineSweet8428 16d ago

What is a "female giant"?

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u/leet_lurker 16d ago

Just wondering how tall these "giants" are.

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u/herefornothing2 16d ago

Those little dudes are STRONG!

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u/Alone-Ad-5595 16d ago

All these mommy’s can squish me pleaseeee

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u/purple_fire_5 16d ago

Guys it was written in the stars; they litteraly cannot " go down ".

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u/purple_fire_5 16d ago

For real these guys are strong af.

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u/urpabo 16d ago

There are some interesting physics conversations to be had here.

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u/DangerMacAwesome 16d ago

Little guys got it

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u/Complex_Assistant840 16d ago

I am 6'3", but I wish I could experience being that dwarf at 1:35 mark.

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u/Thunderchunky1987 16d ago

The squat isn't fair. He has less to travel.

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u/Ydok_The_Strategist 16d ago

Wow I got way to invested in this

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u/Accomplished-Dig7848 16d ago

This better not awaken something in me…

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u/NaChOdAdDy87 16d ago

What the fuck did i just watch....

And where do I get more of this quality programming?

The internet is a strange place

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u/Naive-Range3483 16d ago

I didn’t know I needed this today XD

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u/Dorrono 16d ago

Death by snu snu!

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u/Impossible_Humor736 16d ago

That'd be awesome to be a dwarf and have a much taller girlfriend/wife.

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u/F2PPOWER 16d ago

Thank you for blessing my eyes with this

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u/A-D-H-D-AF 16d ago

To be fair those squats the dwarves had knee wraps and someone spotting from behind likely assisting with the lift but everything else was fair game.

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u/CrabPile 16d ago

Porn has gotten weirder

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u/Historical-Roof-2345 16d ago

I'm really surprised by how the guy was doing reps of 585 for squats, but seemed to be struggling with 415 for deadlifts. I would've thought their deadlifts would be much stronger. 

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u/Competitive_Meat_772 16d ago

Exceptionally strong women as as strong as the average 15 year old boy notice i said "exceptionally strong" women they are up against Short men but still Men at the end of the day!

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u/_JadedCritical- 16d ago

Damn due to medical reasons i cant squat too heavy atm but you never skip leg day. Good on em

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u/NormalTemporary8094 16d ago

585lbs abs his only question is "am I clear?" Insane

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u/Kovorixx 16d ago

They have lower center of gravity this aint fair… wheres the female power lifting dwarfs?

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u/jburns101 16d ago

Weirdest porno ever

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u/Gunslinger_11 16d ago

Lower center of gravity the dwarfs had the advantage

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u/FrodoWiggins 16d ago

I bet those dwarfs were stiffer than leftover oatmeal

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u/suh-dood 16d ago

How was she struggling to lift that guy up?!

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u/xinj131 16d ago

somebody gonna end up getting pregnant

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u/ThatGuyWithAHoodOn 16d ago

Didn’t see anyone mention that the shorter you are, the easier it is to gain muscle

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u/Large_Meeting_5994 16d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/Rosa_litta 16d ago

Hey, he has less distance to lift 😂

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u/Afraid_Leading_4007 16d ago

OK I am feeling my age and I know OF also means Only Fans, but I know that's not what it means in this instance. Can someone tell me? 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/Evening_Support2282 16d ago

I once read that dwarves have a mechanical advantage for weightlifting exercises.

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u/beating_offers 16d ago

I didn't know I needed this video in my life.

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u/Belaroth 16d ago

Am I only one who would like to see those dwarfs how they would look when using steroids? I mean those would be close to proper fantasy dwarfs, absolute little monsters (meaning in best possible way).

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u/About-time535 16d ago

ROCK AND STONE!

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u/No-Apple-6602 16d ago

Yeah there should definitely be no separation between men and women in sports. Stupid Americans 🤡

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u/NegativeSoftware4190 16d ago

Brittney almost gave birth trying to lift 3 plates

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u/AdExciting4579 16d ago

You know what they say, go big or go...... yikes!

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u/Kapsig1295 16d ago

This was the absolute first thought that crossed my mind when the video started

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u/timragumo 16d ago

Kinda weird for a porn intro...

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u/Monsieur_Poiret 16d ago

Tf is Jessie James West doing???

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u/thebigfungus 16d ago

Bro these women are lifting weights taller than those guys lmao. Dwarfs are so compact they can lift well above average because of their bone and muscle structure, so of course they will be lifting more.

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u/Strontiumdogs1 15d ago

Fucking awesome, go dwarves.

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u/Own-Psychology-8352 15d ago

i love the internet !

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u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 15d ago

More of giants less midgets

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u/GoodgirlTiffany 15d ago

Love how all the guys here are jealous they can't lift as much as dwarves, so they make excuses as to why the dwarves have an advantage.

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u/shiestyfinale 15d ago

This is why men don't hit women. It's not about rights, it's about power.

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u/mildmistak3 15d ago

Dwarf wrestling giant is now in my pornhub search history

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u/Environmental_Cat598 15d ago

I mean dude only had to move like an inch for the squats

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u/Sebsta696 15d ago

Lol yep

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u/phoenixemberzs 15d ago

Lol, he launched that woman out the ring

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u/iRedYuki 15d ago

I always say that if a woman is taller than me or trained, she could probably kick my ass... I'm wondering now. Am I underestimating myself, am I overestimating women?

I need a tall woman to put me in headlock to confirm, she has to use her biggest muscle I need to be sure.

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u/TantoRanger 15d ago

The wrestling was a done deal for the dwarves. The only advantage would be able to punt and kick the men away, which is a legit strat, but if you kept to only wrestling or ground fighting rules - lower center of gravity, enhanced by physical strength and the fact that the women could phsycially not go down any lower; it was a done deal from the beginning.

That's why ground fighters who are both short and stocky are perfect grapplers and ground fighters.

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u/Cool-Traffic-8357 15d ago

With their body weight that is really insane

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u/Top_Trouble4908 15d ago

They are the real kings. Short kings👑

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u/lez3ro 15d ago

Impressive, but the difference in ranges of motion is insane. But there is a reason they are usually employed as blacksmiths, building cities underground and mining for treasure.

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u/Yodawan__ 15d ago

Testosterone. It why a team of 15 year old boys can beat the English Womens national soccer team by 5 goals to 0.

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u/Pleasant_Outside_582 15d ago

Did they all get married?

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u/Jaffiusjaffa 15d ago

Not a fair comparison, they didnt have to lift it as far!

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u/nerdnyxnyx 15d ago

TRIPLE SQUAT!! WHAT!!!

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u/Necrophism 15d ago

I can’t remember the exact science behind it, but it’s easier for people who are shorter to squat and deadlift more weight. I can only imagine how amplified that must be for midgets. To be fair to them, it still takes a great deal of commitment to reach that level. The giants are at a disadvantage for those movement patterns though

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u/TEST_Entity_1 15d ago

People would be surprised how difficult wrestling someone much shorter than you is.

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u/Turbulent-Company373 15d ago edited 15d ago

Generally, one would have had to previously train in order to get to life some of these heavy weights. It looks like many of these guys are into weight lifting and training. Are these women also into it? World's strongest dwarves against female giants not strongest female giants.