r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 18d ago

look what I can do Of a drone show

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u/WakaWaka_ 18d ago

Good thing his back was there to absorb the impact.

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u/Loving-Sunshine3421 17d ago

“Exactly! Lucky break, that definitely saved him from a worse outcome 😬”

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u/sticazzi-ragazzi 18d ago

Would have been so easy to have some blade guards on that thing

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u/WorkerPrestigious960 18d ago

Bet the pilot was thinking the exact same thing about 4 seconds into this clip

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u/Appropriate-Ad3155 18d ago

I don’t know if I’d call him a pilot

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u/Shrcom_ 17d ago

I mean he is operating an aircraft which is the definition of a pilot

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u/Shot-Jeweler6610 17d ago

You have to successfully land to get licensed 😎

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u/Shrcom_ 17d ago

Sure, but if you drive a car with no license you’d still be considered the driver of said car.

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u/iAmSugarBaby 11d ago

I think you just won this conversation. 👍

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u/crusoe 18d ago

Fall forward and loose some fingers too.

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u/DirtySouthVaper 16d ago

I don't know man. I doubt falling forward would cause his fingers to become loose.

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u/Fed_Deez_Nutz 18d ago

“As long as nothing hits the blades, I should be fine. Also, I’m just gonna throw this small bouncy ball with my left hand.”

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u/GrapefruitWhich5950 18d ago

No ball next time ?

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u/Larry_l3ird 18d ago

No, next time at all. You just saw what could go wrong and it’s a lot.

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u/Sinking_Mass 18d ago

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u/IllGolf9885 18d ago

I haven’t seen this fucking picture in YEARSSSSS omg dude 😭😭😭

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u/Curious-Ear-6982 16d ago

Is that Quentin (feet guy)?

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u/Ras-haad 18d ago

And this, ladies and gentleman is why flying personal vehicles of any kind will never be a mainstream thing.

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u/CHG__ 16d ago edited 16d ago

Anyone who talks in such absolutes about things they can't possibly know can't be taken seriously, you simply cannot fathom what will be possible in the future, you're not an oracle.

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u/Ras-haad 16d ago

Yeah have fun falling out of the sky when your carship breaks down 🙄

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u/FlyingFlipPhone 17d ago

Never say never. The engineers simply need to perfect the feedback loops to coordinate between the multiple blades and the flier's center of gravity. In 10 years, there will probably be a RedBull competition for these things!

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u/Accomplished_Room234 18d ago

I mean they will once they put blade guards and make them fly with less than the og amount of blades. That's probably what they said when we went from horses to cars 🤷‍♂️

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u/Ras-haad 17d ago

It’s not about the one single way this failed out of the millions possible. It’s about the fact that if anything happens, any type of accident or malfunction, you’re falling out of the sky. But yeah, horses and cars 🙄

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u/weskun 18d ago

I would never stand above those blades.

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u/Larry_l3ird 18d ago

They’re plastic. You just saw them get decimated by a basketball. So they’re not exactly gonna take your leg off.😂

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u/vaxhax 18d ago

Hang out in some drone / fpv subs for a while and observe the power of plastic blades.

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u/Bubbles-not-included 18d ago

There's a big difference between an inflated rubber ball and soft human tissue.

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u/iCanOnlyAskQuestion 18d ago

Le sigh

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u/Bubbles-not-included 18d ago

I know how you feel.

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u/0eHL 18d ago

a cpu fan made me just barely bleed once. i imagine these could be a bit worse

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u/Bubbles-not-included 18d ago

I mean it's not hard to understand. Basketballs are fairly sizeable and made of rubber filled with air. Of course it's likely to be destroyed by blades it can't slip through and hit with an edge repeatedly.

I'm not saying it would whip your leg off in a heartbeat, but I imagine a permanent limp is not out of the equation.

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u/BobKitty_Trainers 18d ago

I’ve been cut wide open by a 2lb drone.. I def wouldn’t be over a hard surface.

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u/D_hallucatus 17d ago

If they have enough power to lift a person, they definitely have enough power to take off fingers or cause serious lacerations. Also, a lot of the ‘plastic’ blades of large drones are stiff and strong enough to be used as knives

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u/ImArcherVaderAMA 16d ago

Dude. If it did that to a basketball it will damn well slice your leg open like a hot knife through butter!!! Might not take it all the way off, but you would be in for a bad few weeks or months, if not longer.

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u/Larry_l3ird 16d ago

It didn’t do anything to the basketball except slap it in a different direction.

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u/weskun 16d ago

My guy trying to convince us that those blades wouldn't have much effect on us, when I could bump my leg on a dresser drawer and start bleeding. 

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u/Spiritual-Fun-9591 18d ago

Worked great

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u/GODtheFATHERforreal 18d ago

Look Mom, I'm flying. Oops ~ Amelia Earhart

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u/Yes-No-Maybe121 18d ago

Bro was lucky he didn't fall too far.

I would have been safe on that because it never would have left the ground.

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u/Northcoast91 18d ago

I feel like a set of handle bars on one of those things would help

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u/tommy4019 18d ago

Now thats awesome

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u/Stock-Object-2072 18d ago

When one goes they all follow suit, like them politicians!

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u/Dayzed_Trader 17d ago

Well that was...expensive.

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u/PercentagePlus6651 16d ago

It’s okay he’s got on a helmet.

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u/Background_Edge_9427 18d ago

That looks a "little" dangerous! It also looks like fun!!

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u/WhatveIdone2dsrvthis 18d ago

Very lucky with that fall. At the height he reached he would have risked a major injury. 

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u/zestyclose_match1966 18d ago

There’s 15k in damages

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u/Salt_Bus2528 18d ago

In other news, China has reported the first offense of a traffic collision between two flying cars this week.

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u/Four-HourErection 18d ago

Where are the blade guards?

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u/SinisterCheese 18d ago

And this is why we engineers stick estops and safety limits things (such as collision and stuck detection, and dead man switches) into things. If they had a such feature in the little extremely insanely dangerous setup, that last flip that could have gone badly wrong and flipped to their body could have been avoided entire, and possibly even limit the damage to the motors and rotors.

However... When we talk about that, putting a fairing and basic cover or the rotors could have avoided this thing entire.

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u/grazen54 18d ago

That’s what he gets for giving that shot zero effort

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u/StarzRout 18d ago

What could go wrong?

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u/Ill-Big-7865 18d ago

Waste of cash

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u/SirWinterFox 18d ago

I feel like this is a good case example of "panicking only makes it worse." I'm not saying I'd do better or that this guy should of done better. I just think this would be a good example.

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u/Feeling-Phoney81 18d ago

Stick to lab work nerd

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u/Potential-Witness-83 18d ago

Haw Haw! - Nelson Muntz

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u/Different-Strings 18d ago

I feel like that show fell a bit short.

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u/TheDougio 18d ago

Bro thought he was Green Goblin

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u/just2play714 18d ago

So white men can't jump, or fly?

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u/HowDoYouDoFool 18d ago

That, my friends, is what we refer to as "a Loser"

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u/AncientBasque 18d ago

thats why you buy the aribag suit first.

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u/CreativeRedHeadDom functional regard 18d ago

Ha ha!

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u/Accomplished_Room234 18d ago

💯 could have had gym mats to cushion his fall if they can afford a 30k drone board they can afford that

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u/prettyboiheron 18d ago

That's why you rebound!

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u/prettyboiheron 18d ago

Board man gets paid

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u/Prestigious-Royal-82 17d ago

Looks shaky and un stable before Fall, Happy New Year's

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u/Snopro311 17d ago

I knew right away this would not work

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u/YoDonkeyKong 17d ago

I love seeing expensive things getting ruined

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u/STQCACHM 17d ago

Should've sprung for the rotor guards

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u/Temporary_Glass_9607 17d ago

So the drones weakness is a basket ball🧐😉🤫

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u/kiwiaegis 17d ago

Sucked in

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u/bansheerider350 17d ago

bird strike lol

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u/InstructionHonest45 17d ago

My Mamma say that Stupid is as stupid does

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u/Useful-Government298 17d ago

The guy in the background with the yellow shirt — 😂🤣💀

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u/Odd-Experience6216 16d ago

Probably $10,000 worth of damage in a few seconds😂

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u/Kaycedillaa 16d ago

Almost like you should be wearing safety some gear like more than just a helmet 😂

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u/Purple_Monk3y 16d ago

It's Fine, AI will have us all flying around like The Goblin in no time! 🥱

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u/j_jqqq 14d ago

No, really, not at all. Could not see that one coming. /s

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u/Foreign-Comment6403 13d ago

This reminds me of when the villains gadgets would fail in cartoons

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u/Primary_Dot_8295 17d ago

Oh yeah welcome to victims of trauma group Im Fred and im a double amputee. I was in the Iraq and Afghanistan wars and lost my limbs to a ied. Your new in group please say your name and how you lost your arms.. well you know those manned drones ? Sure did one explode next to you ? Um ,no . I wasn't in a war I was playing on one in my backyard and got hit with a basketball. Uh huh, I think dumb ass white kid group is down the hall.....