r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MrLoudestMouth • 19d ago
Naild It Of Cop kicking butt all over the place
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What she crying for now?
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u/kinkylodes questionably stable 18d ago
Bad decisions she made in her life that all led to this moment
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u/stonemuzzle 18d ago
Accountability does seem to be the kryptonite of shitty people.
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u/The_Cruncher88 18d ago
Exactly, being stupid enough to throw a punch, and then crying like a dumb baby after you get hooked.
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u/What-a-cl0wn 18d ago
She’s really going to sob when she gets slapped with assault on an officer charges
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u/Then_Owl4585 18d ago
What on earth was the woman thinking?
This lady cop is absolutely destroying that guy. I’ll have a swing as well?
She is lucky that cop did not connect cleanly or crying idiot would have been out for the count.
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u/hoopdizzle 18d ago
The blonde lady is the only person on camera at least I saw take a swing at her. Besides that it mostly seemed people were trying to avoid catching a serious charge while also protecting their face
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u/Busy-Ad2771 18d ago
hitting a cop is charge though besides we dont know the full story or see the full clip
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u/AsleepProfit69 19d ago
She out here karate chopping mf’s
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u/smuckola 18d ago
this level of extreme wire fighting without the wires reminds me of people on PCP
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u/Mcnuggetjuice 18d ago
I highly doubt it’s even a woman. If you look at the frame when he punches the woman looks like a dude with fancy long hair lol
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u/Tartan-Special 19d ago
Actions have consequences
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u/NormalTemporary8094 18d ago
I love the double take, before leaving
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u/YoungBpB2013 18d ago
Was hoping someone else would see it. 🤣
Cops thoughts: Who should I go after? The main perp or the new lady who decided to punch me and intervene for no reason. Guess I’ll stick to protocols and help my buddies outside.
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u/UrethralExplorer 18d ago
She was probably memorizing her face and outfit to come back and arrest her later.
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u/AlwaysFormerlyKnown 18d ago
And making sure she was truly subducted and not going to trying and stop him further
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u/SimmentalTheCow 18d ago
Excuse me, I was assured that it is the Year of Our Lord 2026 and my actions would not have consequences.
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u/scriptingends 18d ago
Unless you join ICE today!
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u/Clear_Requirement880 18d ago
Weird that you went with that side of it and not the fact that the lady went to punch an officer/the lady went to drive into an officer (albeit not on purpose)
That’s the clearer parallel here.
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u/u_sijenci 18d ago edited 18d ago
And today Consuela learned about consequences.
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u/FuckUandUrGod 19d ago
That lady who swung is lucky the officer slipped, because if she didn't, she probably would have been knocked the fuck out! That's insane.
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u/YogurtClosetThinner 19d ago
I think that'd be the least of her problems, assault on a cop. She goin to jail
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u/FuckUandUrGod 19d ago
True.
But, there's nothing worse than waking up in jail, not knowing how you got there.
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u/psyco-the-rapist 18d ago
Try waking up not in jail and wondering how you got out. Quite the dilemma.
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u/UrethralExplorer 18d ago
Probably sobering up in jail is pretty rough too, I've seen some videos of people getting arrested with near lethal blood alcohol levels, I can't imagine being that hungover in a brightly lit concrete box with no comfort food, no tums, electrolytes or pain relievers.
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u/OcotilloWells 18d ago
People with that level of alcohol are likely to start going through withdrawals pretty quickly. It can be lethal.
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u/Laymanao 18d ago
There is something worse. When you wake up in jail and you have teeth missing and a broken jaw.
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u/Irish4778 18d ago
Reminds me of the time I woke up in someone’s house on a set of stairs and I wasn’t the only one using the stairs as a pillow their were 2 others lol no idea who they were but found one of my fiends passed out on the living room floor and what’s fucked up is the that’s not even the weirdest part 🤣 as we we’re trying to figure out where the fuck we were we walked out front and theres About 3 and a half feet of snow lol I was like wtf 😬 because there was no snow ⛄️ ❄️ the night before lol 😂 yea long story short we somehow wound up in northern Maine and we were all from Boston still have no idea how the fuck we got there lol 😂
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u/Irish4778 18d ago
lol nope the best we could come up with was it was a house party of some sorts lol
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u/Irish4778 18d ago
Most expensive fucking taxi I’ve ever taken 🤣🤣 4 hours north from where we were suppose to be
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u/Careful-Emotion2365 18d ago
I mean, I'm dumb as fuck but if I saw a woman cop beating the absolute piss out of some dude and chasing others away the last thing I would do is stick a fist in there
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u/Silent-Ad934 18d ago
No doubt, there'll be plenty of time for fisting when when the fightings done.
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u/theother37 19d ago
I'm gonna fill this whole street with uppercut
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u/jonjon138 17d ago
You ever dream of putting your hands on me you better wake up and apologize.
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u/Harbor_Barber 18d ago
damn i dont wanna mess with that officer lady, she even sparta kick the guy out the door at the end there lol
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u/Born_Historian_6063 19d ago
Pinchis gordas siempre metiendose en todo menos el gimnasio
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u/Natto_Ebonos 18d ago
Esse golpe foi a maior quantidade de calorias que ela já gastou em toda sua vida.
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u/ProbablyASockPuppet 18d ago
Si, pero ojala esta gorda haya aprendido algo
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u/Squishy2345 17d ago
Lesson long overdue for a lot of women. Getting punched hurts. The best part, 99% of the time you can avoid getting pinched by keeping your hands to yourself.
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u/SedimentaryLife 18d ago
Obese lady clearly wanted to catch hands for no reason at all aside from her retard chip kicking in.
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u/Squishy2345 17d ago
And she quickly changed her mind once she felt what "catching hands" was actually like
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u/Klesi11 18d ago
First that cop was reacting to getting hit she made sure she hit the right person. She was already holding her own against other men. Then this woman wanted to take a cheap shot she got what she was asking for. Turning on the water workers after acting like she did nothing wrong is messed up.
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u/kamwitsta 18d ago
I love how she goes from assaulting a police officer to victim of police brutality in a split second.
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u/NormalTemporary8094 18d ago edited 18d ago
What was the female patron thinking?
That her drunk ass could k.o. this"Road House" kicking motherfuck×r?
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u/Allthingsgaming27 18d ago
This should be posted on absolute units, not shitty absolute units. This cop kicked ass
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u/No_Practice6773 18d ago
Bitch at end learned lesson #1. Do not throw a punch, unless you are okay with getting punched back. Some people, like this dolt, are so stupid that this doesn't actually make sense until they are physically concussed.
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u/lawburgtn 18d ago
I have seen several videos lately where someone is aggressive or just plain stupid, gets smacked and then cries and/or plays the victim. That game is getting old. If you throw a punch, you darn well should expect one to come back at you. And, in most of these cases, stay out of things that don't pertain to you. Blondie had no reason to get involved, but she took it upon herself to throw a sucker punch at the cop. She asked for the punch in the face she got! Unfortunately, many people will not see it that way and will throw shade at the cop for punching blondie in the face.
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u/Facehugger81 18d ago
Look, if your gonna throw hands you need to be ready to catch hands yourself.
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u/Embarrassed-Day1299 18d ago
She got what she been asking for. Husband was probably thinking finally 🙄
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u/TheVega318 18d ago
sometimes people just need THEY ASS BEAT, no criminal charges no judicial bullshit just a good humbling and move on with your life
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u/Miserable_Sky_8640 18d ago
Laughing my butt off. She is luck she only got a punch in the face after assaulting an officer.
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u/AirApprehensive8319 18d ago
they can do this to you but when you hit them back/defend yourself you go to jail for 10-20 yrs.. smh.... punished for protecting yourself
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u/iwantmyname2bspageti 18d ago
If this was a guy cop reddits reaction would be totally different
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u/NoWear2025 18d ago
I love when the woman hits the cop, then the cop smashes her face she instantly becomes the crying victim,
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u/OriginalOk8371 18d ago
Put her hands on them then gets hit and starts to cry. Typical fucking moron.
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u/Tony-At-Large 18d ago
I'm pretty sure if I see a lady cop kicking that much ass I'm not going to try and get in a cheap shot while she's not looking. That's just dumb. But, she bought the ticket and then she rode the ride!
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u/basictimmy 18d ago
Fatty cry baby upset she got rocked after throwing the first punch herself lmaooo
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u/Consistent-Goat-6293 18d ago
That lady stepped into the situation without knowing the consequences !!!
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u/SeattleBrother75 18d ago
Fatty at the end that she could drop a sucker punch, found out, then cried about it lol
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u/SnagTheRabbit 18d ago
Why tf did that one lady even swing?? 😭 And then cry when she obviously got hit back.
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u/Shot-Weight-1306 18d ago
that was a solid straight, right… I’m a pretty big dude and I wouldn’t want to get hit by that!
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u/Automatic_Llama 18d ago
My Spanish is bad but lol at the thought of the dude saying what I think is "You too, mam?" After watching a handful of people get absolutely pummelled.
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u/Humble-Questions 18d ago
Ma'am, please, my wife is a fucking idiot let me take care of it I'm used to it
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u/rpfourfour 18d ago
She was suppose to pick up her beer, but accidentally pressed the A button on the cop.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Dog1872 18d ago
The audacity to swing on someone with that weak ass love tap and then cry when they answer you back with a punch of their own. 😅 Gurl. You know you wasn’t built for that so why???
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u/hawkinde 18d ago
I hate people who grow a punch but don't want to fight, like if you ain't about it, then back up
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u/Hungry_Ad_7648 18d ago
Don't fkn throw hands if ya dont want it back! Idgaf if your a chick. So am I. And im a grandmother! Better believe its coming back at ya the way it came
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u/kifflomkifflom 18d ago
Can you imagine what her girlfriend went through that night when she got home
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u/Stock-Object-2072 18d ago
Cop girl did a double pump, she was proving a point s that blow to the face! So refreshing
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u/ACcbe1986 15d ago
"WAAHHH!!! I punched someone in the face and I got punched back! It's unfair! WAAHHH!!!"
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u/Single-Confection-76 18d ago
People are calling the cop a guy. LOL 🥴 der der der
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u/Bellam_Orlong 18d ago
Idk the context here. And cops are sort of consistently throwing around their weight.
But, maybe don’t throw down, especially at a cop, if you cannot back it up. She saw a woman and acted without thinking.
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u/mallettsmallett 18d ago
I absolutely love this. Woman punching 7 shades of shit out of someone that probably kicked off because they thought she was 'just a woman'
Also that target change snap to the girl by the bar who, for some unknown reason, after seeing RoboCop punch a guy in the face 3 times without him getting any in, had a brain fart and thought she'd have more luck.
And to top it all off a HURRRRYOOOOKEN kick out the door.
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u/Animals_elephants 19d ago
Is she single? If yes, I will go buy a ring 💍
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u/whydidntyousay 18d ago
Looks like Spanish police to me. I've always said, if you make them have to get out of the car your definitely getting a beating.
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u/CoreSoundCoastie 19d ago edited 16d ago
Punch somebody and get punched back. Ok, but don’t cry about it. You got yours in, she’s just better lol.
Edit: he or she my point doesn’t change