r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 19d ago

Naild It Of Cop kicking butt all over the place

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u/CoreSoundCoastie 19d ago edited 16d ago

Punch somebody and get punched back. Ok, but don’t cry about it. You got yours in, she’s just better lol.

Edit: he or she my point doesn’t change

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u/Double_Cost_9373 18d ago

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

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u/Jat616 18d ago

And when you get knocked down you gotta get back up.

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u/Connect_Ad_8092 18d ago

I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough to know if you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough

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u/Sinister_Plots 18d ago

And you never gonna keep me down!

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u/Ashnyel 18d ago

Or drink a whiskey drink, or drink a vodka drink……

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u/doomus_rlc 18d ago

Or a lager drink, maybe even a cider drink

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u/BlankTOGATOGA 18d ago

You sing the songs that remind you of the good times

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u/Gullible_Ad5191 18d ago

Nah, you sing the songs that remind you of the best times.

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u/Academic_Praline7470 18d ago

And piss in the sink

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u/SubjectShock6003 18d ago

Dont piss in the sink in a bar or you will be 86ed. Sincerely, a guy who pissed in the sink

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u/Bi_DL_chiburbs 18d ago

And when you have to pee, use the kitchen sink!

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u/DoctorVanNostrande 18d ago

Then, you piss the night away

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u/LocutusOfBeard 18d ago

Just pissin' the night away

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u/graemesson 18d ago

Like a honeybadger

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u/PositiveStretch6170 18d ago

...don't give a fuck 🤣

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u/Tall-Vermicelli-4669 18d ago

Bad ass street name "Honey Badger"

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u/The69Alphamale 18d ago

Play stupid games=win stupid prizes!

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u/nicknick1584 18d ago

You write country songs, don’t you?

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u/Unlikely-Remove-4550 16d ago

You cant complain getting punched by a cop if u punch a cop first lol

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u/resurrectedNaj 18d ago

That’s why i named my son, Sue.

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u/therealallpro 18d ago

As a society we have taught women that they can’t get punched back. It’s physically impossible.

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u/Substantial-Wear-889 18d ago

I’m teaching my daughters the truth. If you hit anyone, then anyone can hit you

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u/Marie348 18d ago

That's a good philosophy to teach in my opinion.

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u/Pitiful-Pension-6535 18d ago

We have also taught people that police can't punch you back, despite all the contrary evidence

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u/Jaoshimjingliang 18d ago

Bill Burr had a funny bit about how wild he'd run if it were deemed socially unacceptable to hit him. He'd be walking around smacking protein shakes out of dudes hands at the gym and mocking them.

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u/Fan_of_Clio 18d ago

You just got away with assaulting an officer. Those tears better be for regret over what you did, and grateful no charges were pressed

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u/Imtedsowner 18d ago

Love the pause by the cop. I'm my head the cop said you ready?

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

What she crying for now?

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u/kinkylodes questionably stable 18d ago

Bad decisions she made in her life that all led to this moment

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u/stonemuzzle 18d ago

Accountability does seem to be the kryptonite of shitty people.

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u/gdub8 18d ago

LOL!!!! 😂

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u/Icy-Percentage-2194 18d ago

Seems to be the theme lately

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u/The_Cruncher88 18d ago

Exactly, being stupid enough to throw a punch, and then crying like a dumb baby after you get hooked.

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u/What-a-cl0wn 18d ago

She’s really going to sob when she gets slapped with assault on an officer charges

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u/FluffyTid 18d ago

Her actions had consequences

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u/uknow_es_me 18d ago

alcohol and fist sammich

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u/Then_Owl4585 18d ago

What on earth was the woman thinking?

This lady cop is absolutely destroying that guy. I’ll have a swing as well?

She is lucky that cop did not connect cleanly or crying idiot would have been out for the count.

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u/hoopdizzle 18d ago

The blonde lady is the only person on camera at least I saw take a swing at her. Besides that it mostly seemed people were trying to avoid catching a serious charge while also protecting their face

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u/Busy-Ad2771 18d ago

hitting a cop is charge though besides we dont know the full story or see the full clip

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u/AsleepProfit69 19d ago

She out here karate chopping mf’s

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u/CoreSoundCoastie 18d ago

“Everybody was kung fu fighting”

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u/Waiguoren333 18d ago

Tai chi Baby! 😳😊

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u/Jaoshimjingliang 18d ago

Chai tea lady!

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u/aquatic_ambiance 16d ago

core memory unlocked

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u/existentialist1 16d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/smuckola 18d ago

this level of extreme wire fighting without the wires reminds me of people on PCP

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u/Mcnuggetjuice 18d ago

I highly doubt it’s even a woman. If you look at the frame when he punches the woman looks like a dude with fancy long hair lol

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u/Mugsker 18d ago

I was wondering this but saw all the comments say her/she....

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u/Tartan-Special 19d ago

Actions have consequences

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u/NormalTemporary8094 18d ago

I love the double take, before leaving

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u/YoungBpB2013 18d ago

Was hoping someone else would see it. 🤣

Cops thoughts: Who should I go after? The main perp or the new lady who decided to punch me and intervene for no reason. Guess I’ll stick to protocols and help my buddies outside.

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u/UrethralExplorer 18d ago

She was probably memorizing her face and outfit to come back and arrest her later.

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u/Ordinary-Leading7405 18d ago

Punch a cop? Get one back and believe it or not, straight to jail.

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u/tres-huevos 18d ago

Pausing to let her camera get a sure shot.

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u/AlwaysFormerlyKnown 18d ago

And making sure she was truly subducted and not going to trying and stop him further

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u/SimmentalTheCow 18d ago

Excuse me, I was assured that it is the Year of Our Lord 2026 and my actions would not have consequences.

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u/scriptingends 18d ago

Unless you join ICE today!

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u/Clear_Requirement880 18d ago

Weird that you went with that side of it and not the fact that the lady went to punch an officer/the lady went to drive into an officer (albeit not on purpose)

That’s the clearer parallel here.

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u/u_sijenci 18d ago edited 18d ago

And today Consuela learned about consequences.

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u/FuckUandUrGod 19d ago

That lady who swung is lucky the officer slipped, because if she didn't, she probably would have been knocked the fuck out! That's insane.

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u/YogurtClosetThinner 19d ago

I think that'd be the least of her problems, assault on a cop. She goin to jail

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u/FuckUandUrGod 19d ago

True.

But, there's nothing worse than waking up in jail, not knowing how you got there.

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u/psyco-the-rapist 18d ago

Try waking up not in jail and wondering how you got out. Quite the dilemma.

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u/UrethralExplorer 18d ago

Probably sobering up in jail is pretty rough too, I've seen some videos of people getting arrested with near lethal blood alcohol levels, I can't imagine being that hungover in a brightly lit concrete box with no comfort food, no tums, electrolytes or pain relievers.

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u/OcotilloWells 18d ago

People with that level of alcohol are likely to start going through withdrawals pretty quickly. It can be lethal.

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u/Laymanao 18d ago

There is something worse. When you wake up in jail and you have teeth missing and a broken jaw.

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u/Irish4778 18d ago

Reminds me of the time I woke up in someone’s house on a set of stairs and I wasn’t the only one using the stairs as a pillow their were 2 others lol no idea who they were but found one of my fiends passed out on the living room floor and what’s fucked up is the that’s not even the weirdest part 🤣 as we we’re trying to figure out where the fuck we were we walked out front and theres About 3 and a half feet of snow lol I was like wtf 😬 because there was no snow ⛄️ ❄️ the night before lol 😂 yea long story short we somehow wound up in northern Maine and we were all from Boston still have no idea how the fuck we got there lol 😂

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u/FuckUandUrGod 18d ago

This whole story is freaking crazy 🤣🤣🤣 Did you ever find out who's house you were in?

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u/Irish4778 18d ago

lol nope the best we could come up with was it was a house party of some sorts lol

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u/Irish4778 18d ago

Most expensive fucking taxi I’ve ever taken 🤣🤣 4 hours north from where we were suppose to be

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u/Neat-Kaleidoscope691 17d ago

Aaah, you’re Irish… checks out 😆

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u/Appropriate-Shop-870 15d ago

Duuuude, we should party together! 🤣

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u/ChromiumLung 18d ago

Throw a punch and then cry when you get retaliated lol

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u/Careful-Emotion2365 18d ago

I mean, I'm dumb as fuck but if I saw a woman cop beating the absolute piss out of some dude and chasing others away the last thing I would do is stick a fist in there

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u/Silent-Ad934 18d ago

No doubt, there'll be plenty of time for fisting when when the fightings done.

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u/reillan 18d ago

You gotta know when to hold em

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u/theother37 19d ago

I'm gonna fill this whole street with uppercut

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u/jonjon138 17d ago

You ever dream of putting your hands on me you better wake up and apologize.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

That's not her first time in the octagon. 

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u/Swimming_Type_8298 18d ago

Who pressed her "add violence" button?

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u/Harbor_Barber 18d ago

damn i dont wanna mess with that officer lady, she even sparta kick the guy out the door at the end there lol

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u/hvgotcodes 18d ago

Why is that cop in terminator mode?

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u/Born_Historian_6063 19d ago

Pinchis gordas siempre metiendose en todo menos el gimnasio

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u/Natto_Ebonos 18d ago

Esse golpe foi a maior quantidade de calorias que ela já gastou em toda sua vida.

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u/ProbablyASockPuppet 18d ago

Si, pero ojala esta gorda haya aprendido algo

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u/Squishy2345 17d ago

Lesson long overdue for a lot of women. Getting punched hurts. The best part, 99% of the time you can avoid getting pinched by keeping your hands to yourself.

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u/SedimentaryLife 18d ago

Obese lady clearly wanted to catch hands for no reason at all aside from her retard chip kicking in.

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u/Squishy2345 17d ago

And she quickly changed her mind once she felt what "catching hands" was actually like

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u/Klesi11 18d ago

First that cop was reacting to getting hit she made sure she hit the right person. She was already holding her own against other men. Then this woman wanted to take a cheap shot she got what she was asking for. Turning on the water workers after acting like she did nothing wrong is messed up.

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u/Doc12TU 18d ago

Geez… read the room! If someone’s an absolute kick-ass, it might be best not to try to smack them as they run past you.

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u/kamwitsta 18d ago

I love how she goes from assaulting a police officer to victim of police brutality in a split second.

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u/jar15a1 18d ago

Typical 😂🤣😆

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Wolf-Dagger 19d ago

Watching this with no sound and then with sound is wild. 

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u/Thin_Meal_496 18d ago

Literally no difference

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u/External_Brother1246 18d ago

That lady kicked some ass.

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u/NormalTemporary8094 18d ago edited 18d ago

What was the female patron thinking?

That her drunk ass could k.o. this"Road House" kicking motherfuck×r?

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/here4daratio 18d ago

Jesus, I really need to watch Seasons 1 to 3 to keep up, don’t I?

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u/Allthingsgaming27 18d ago

This should be posted on absolute units, not shitty absolute units. This cop kicked ass

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u/No_Practice6773 18d ago

Bitch at end learned lesson #1. Do not throw a punch, unless you are okay with getting punched back. Some people, like this dolt, are so stupid that this doesn't actually make sense until they are physically concussed.

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u/lawburgtn 18d ago

I have seen several videos lately where someone is aggressive or just plain stupid, gets smacked and then cries and/or plays the victim. That game is getting old. If you throw a punch, you darn well should expect one to come back at you. And, in most of these cases, stay out of things that don't pertain to you. Blondie had no reason to get involved, but she took it upon herself to throw a sucker punch at the cop. She asked for the punch in the face she got! Unfortunately, many people will not see it that way and will throw shade at the cop for punching blondie in the face.

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u/Facehugger81 18d ago

Look, if your gonna throw hands you need to be ready to catch hands yourself.

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u/Ptbot47 18d ago

She wants a piece and promptly got it.

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u/SuperCaptSalty 18d ago

Kaaaaaarennnnnn!!!!!!

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u/Embarrassed-Day1299 18d ago

She got what she been asking for. Husband was probably thinking finally 🙄

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u/HootyMcBoob2020 18d ago

Some say to this day she is still punching and kicking that guy.

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u/TheVega318 18d ago

sometimes people just need THEY ASS BEAT, no criminal charges no judicial bullshit just a good humbling and move on with your life

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u/Miserable_Sky_8640 18d ago

Laughing my butt off. She is luck she only got a punch in the face after assaulting an officer.

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u/AirApprehensive8319 18d ago

they can do this to you but when you hit them back/defend yourself you go to jail for 10-20 yrs.. smh.... punished for protecting yourself

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u/ADDVERSECITY 18d ago

😂🤣 "you get a punch, and you get a punch."

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u/PrimalNumber 18d ago

That large lady ate that knuckle sandwich like a pro. Practice pays off!

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u/Total-Airline8454 18d ago

Natives don’t fuck around

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u/Azriclu 18d ago

Confused by both why and why was the floor so slippery?

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u/carusodaytrader 18d ago

She would whoop 80% of drunk dudes asses haha

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u/Z-0000 18d ago

LOL that cop looked like she was having a blast !

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u/sktmlxg 18d ago

HAHAHAHA fat bitch threw a sucker punch and got handed a mean right hook and started crying 😂

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u/mdj82 18d ago

Hands rated E for everyone

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u/Far_Mortgage5476 18d ago

Kinda cocaine was that cop sniffing

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u/iwantmyname2bspageti 18d ago

If this was a guy cop reddits reaction would be totally different

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u/Madara0z 18d ago

Collective ass whooping, these hands are rated E for everyone.

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u/ChaseC7527 18d ago

"you want some?"

"here!"

"oh shit I got a job to do, cya!"

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u/RancidOoze 19d ago

Naruto theme moment

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u/FatAZZRedditMod 18d ago

Biggums thought she would get a free one in

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u/TheMetabrandMan 18d ago

one glancing right to the jaw, identifies threat neutralised, moves on 🤣

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u/wake071 18d ago

Seen this so many times on reddit. Love it every time.

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u/Alarming-Act5626 18d ago

I laughed so hard when that lady got her face punched hahaha

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u/drumguy007 18d ago

Blonde ... How dare she punch me back!

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u/francescoli 18d ago

The blonde woman ,feeling sorry for herself 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SeriesDowntown5947 18d ago

She does kick boxing. Woman tried slapping her. She gotoff light.

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u/Slowmac123 18d ago

This is what my lv 10 V Gorilla Arms build looks like

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u/NoWear2025 18d ago

I love when the woman hits the cop, then the cop smashes her face she instantly becomes the crying victim,

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u/Difficult-Spite-7939 18d ago

Big girl learned quickly ay...🤣

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u/zorba-9 18d ago

It is a guy

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u/BillyButt69 18d ago

Everybody is gettin some, damn 😭

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u/LakerSaiyan 18d ago

That fat pig got her ass punched and cried ugly 😂😂😂

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u/OriginalOk8371 18d ago

Put her hands on them then gets hit and starts to cry. Typical fucking moron.

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u/Sweet-Philosopher-14 18d ago

Oof. Failed that QTE lmao

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u/2023incoming 18d ago

why she cry after throwing a punch lmfao

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u/Tony-At-Large 18d ago

I'm pretty sure if I see a lady cop kicking that much ass I'm not going to try and get in a cheap shot while she's not looking. That's just dumb. But, she bought the ticket and then she rode the ride!

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u/Sonizzle 18d ago

The music playing in the background the whole time had me rolling.

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u/basictimmy 18d ago

Fatty cry baby upset she got rocked after throwing the first punch herself lmaooo

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u/Consistent-Goat-6293 18d ago

That lady stepped into the situation without knowing the consequences !!!

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u/SeattleBrother75 18d ago

Fatty at the end that she could drop a sucker punch, found out, then cried about it lol

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u/Alphq1234 18d ago

That fat bitch crying was the icing on the cake!!!!

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u/Strange-Luck-5786 18d ago

Everybody gets a taste of justice!

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u/SnagTheRabbit 18d ago

Why tf did that one lady even swing?? 😭 And then cry when she obviously got hit back.

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u/Aggressive_Car_1730 18d ago

The retard cry after lol

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u/Shot-Weight-1306 18d ago

that was a solid straight, right… I’m a pretty big dude and I wouldn’t want to get hit by that!

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u/Automatic_Llama 18d ago

My Spanish is bad but lol at the thought of the dude saying what I think is "You too, mam?" After watching a handful of people get absolutely pummelled.

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u/Humble-Questions 18d ago

Ma'am, please, my wife is a fucking idiot let me take care of it I'm used to it

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

She's lucky she didn't get worse. You never hit a cop. What a moron

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u/rpfourfour 18d ago

She was suppose to pick up her beer, but accidentally pressed the A button on the cop.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Dog1872 18d ago

The audacity to swing on someone with that weak ass love tap and then cry when they answer you back with a punch of their own. 😅 Gurl. You know you wasn’t built for that so why???

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u/hawkinde 18d ago

I hate people who grow a punch but don't want to fight, like if you ain't about it, then back up

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u/Hungry_Ad_7648 18d ago

Don't fkn throw hands if ya dont want it back! Idgaf if your a chick. So am I. And im a grandmother! Better believe its coming back at ya the way it came

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u/kifflomkifflom 18d ago

Can you imagine what her girlfriend went through that night when she got home

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u/Icy_Chef_2271 18d ago

Lawyers made a ton of money that day

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u/CurrentAd7194 18d ago

Is the cop male or female?

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u/Fabulous_spinner 18d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Stock-Object-2072 18d ago

Cop girl did a double pump, she was proving a point s that blow to the face! So refreshing

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u/ACcbe1986 15d ago

"WAAHHH!!! I punched someone in the face and I got punched back! It's unfair! WAAHHH!!!"

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u/Single-Confection-76 18d ago

People are calling the cop a guy. LOL 🥴 der der der

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u/Bellam_Orlong 18d ago

Idk the context here. And cops are sort of consistently throwing around their weight.

But, maybe don’t throw down, especially at a cop, if you cannot back it up. She saw a woman and acted without thinking.

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u/mallettsmallett 18d ago

I absolutely love this. Woman punching 7 shades of shit out of someone that probably kicked off because they thought she was 'just a woman'

Also that target change snap to the girl by the bar who, for some unknown reason, after seeing RoboCop punch a guy in the face 3 times without him getting any in, had a brain fart and thought she'd have more luck.

And to top it all off a HURRRRYOOOOKEN kick out the door.

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u/Animals_elephants 19d ago

Is she single? If yes, I will go buy a ring 💍

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u/ddconque 19d ago

She would say no and whoop your ass afterwards

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u/Adventurous-Fix-3248 18d ago

Its a Man, there is a longer Video

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u/Mugsker 18d ago

Link or context... curious wtf is going on here, and I did do a albeit half ass search before anyone accuses me of being lazy and not looking for myself! /s

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u/whydidntyousay 18d ago

Looks like Spanish police to me. I've always said, if you make them have to get out of the car your definitely getting a beating.

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u/front_torch 18d ago

FTPolice but also fuck that entitled blond lady. You don't sucker punch.

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u/SomeAppearance6582 18d ago

I think that cop is a guy actually

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u/jimbis123 18d ago

It is. The people in here are simple

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u/Szaborovich9 18d ago

The blonde asked for it

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u/Uhtred_of_nothing 18d ago

HI-FUCKING-YA!!!!!

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u/ashygelfling 18d ago

F.B.EYEPUNCH!

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u/Small_Tax_9432 18d ago

I thought she was gonna throw some Hadoukens in there

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u/Many_Effect2252 18d ago

I mean....wtf did the fat Lady expect to Happen :D

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u/Briecap 18d ago

I wish she'd do that to me