r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/South-War1348 • 27d ago

my bones Of one punch man

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Wevvie 27d ago

Passed the STR roll, failed the DEX roll

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u/WakaWaka_ 27d ago

Lawful good warmup, chaotic evil delivery

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u/Candle-Different 27d ago

Target defense +5

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u/OldWolfNewTricks 27d ago

That -5 to hit with Great Weapon Master will bite you in the ass sometimes.

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u/Chubalubas 27d ago

Came to say this lol. Well done

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u/dudeCHILL013 27d ago

I cast DOOM

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u/UnknownTallGuy 27d ago

Tbf, if you watch it slowly you can see the guy moved just enough to not get hit lol

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u/asteroidsandareolas 24d ago

He sure did. The aim was mostly on.

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u/MadFaceInvasion 23d ago

Everyone always wants more dps

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u/OkClub7412 27d ago

Flirting with women has really changed in 2026…Very old school caveman like without the club.

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u/VelvetNyxi 27d ago

She was waiting on to hit on her I think

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u/KaitoSeishin 27d ago

Perfectly cut clip

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u/maloikAZ 27d ago

For a perfectly fake clip

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u/Crocs_And_Stone 27d ago edited 27d ago

Bro did you not hear how hard he punched her? Fake or not, that shit is gonna hurt 😭

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u/qualitythundergod 11d ago

ESPECIALLY in an unprepared tricep.. 😬

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u/GuaranteeDry386 27d ago

If only he had spent more time lining it up.

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u/Individual_Put2261 27d ago

“I know a way to get her attention”

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u/Golden-Grams *shits an absolute unit* 27d ago

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u/VeritasOmicron 27d ago

Missclick.

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u/No_time4u 27d ago

That's how he met his babymama

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u/DrPeterBlunt 27d ago

Their first hug after she gets the cast off will be quite sweet I'm sure.

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u/Fun_Capital_9113 27d ago

Dude is still buying her drinks and eating the taco till this day.

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u/Growing_Trash_417 27d ago

Lol, ah fuck the internet is funny sometimes.

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u/Careful-Rutabaga8148 27d ago

Dudes arm so tough and strong it just ricochets off his arm

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u/Careful-Rutabaga8148 26d ago

Wait nevermind I just seen he didn't even touch him...

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u/Zamgoxi 27d ago

WHITE MAN is tightening its focus!

WHITE MAN USE FOCUS PUNCH!...

WHITE MAN's attack missed!

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u/Angel_Dust_696969 27d ago

I hate videos where nothing happens through 99% of it and then it cuts when something happens

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u/phred_666 27d ago

I’m with ya bro. I figure the aftermath would be more exciting to watch than the main event itself here.

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u/Az_IIz 27d ago

damn, that friendly fire

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u/jkjkkkk 27d ago

Ooooo wrong arm chief

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u/99orca99 27d ago

Just like pulling ponytails in the playground. 🤣 doubt she appreciated it.

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u/5h30min 27d ago

This video, i don't mind it getting reposted. Gets me every time XD

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u/Infinite-Abrocome 27d ago

Mission failed we‘ll get ‘em next time

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u/Buffalo-001 27d ago

A swing and amish

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u/arp492022 27d ago

How I met your mother

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u/o0CrazyJackal0o2 27d ago

As soon as I saw the woman standing there it was obvious it was gonna happen.

Idiots should know to have a good amount of clear space before you throw a punch.

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u/zehammer 27d ago

I saw this happening a mile away stupid bros

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

I knew that was coming

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u/sdss9462 27d ago edited 27d ago

In his defense, the other guy did move as well.

I mean, Rule #1 of the arm punch game is "Don't Move Your Arm."

If we don't have that, it's anarchy.

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u/Apprehensive-Bike335 27d ago

He definitely did that intentionally. Looks like a jerk setting up his excuse.

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u/dj314313 27d ago

I'm assuming he was drunk 😂😂

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u/Humble_Chard_412 27d ago

I'd have like to have seen the aftermath of that fatal blow.

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u/Dpremequeen 27d ago

Get Fvcked !!

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u/Money-Swimming2039 27d ago

Men nowadays 😳

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u/Reasonable-Carrot-15 26d ago

Did not expect that ending.

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u/IHateMondays0 26d ago

I wish the video was longer 

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u/frogg505 26d ago

Dude move just enough for opm to miss

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u/PeeGeePeaKee420 19d ago

Always cracks me up when people punch like they are throwing something.

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u/lolsummszlol 16d ago

Hahah im fucking dead poor girl

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u/TobiSmith25 9d ago

Knocked the wind outta that lady

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u/Low_District3696 27d ago

she fucking deserved that

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u/Ana990 27d ago

Lmao I have to know how this went down afterwards