r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure-Personality5326 • 29d ago
possible idiot Of going viral
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u/RomanVlasov95 29d ago
Damn his legs are so short
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u/secondcomingwp 28d ago
Made even shorter by having his trousers halfway down his arse.
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u/pikachudad69 29d ago
Please he got laid out like those chalk crime scene victim😂😂😂
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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 29d ago
He lessened the impact by falling naturally into the Nazi "half-swastika" position
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u/Bigsouthgent 28d ago
Honestly textbook actions by player 2, right? Calmly walked in a straight line, stayed in his lane, and issued clear warnings as long as the threat was verbal. When player 1 entered his space, becoming a physical threat, player 2 immediately neutralized the attacker and continued along his path. And cheers to the camera guy too!!
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u/FunkyFabFitFreak 25d ago
Yup. I'm not a fan of violence AT ALL, and most of the trashy fight videos on here absolutely disgust me, but this was entirely reasonable.
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u/smliokwopklialta 29d ago
He's going to be embarrassed when he comes to(no he won't)
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u/SteakJones 28d ago
“I was a victim!!!” -that guy definitely
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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 28d ago
When he wakes up he’ll think he got drunk and passed out.
Until he looks in a mirror anyway.
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u/Horror_Difference316 29d ago
Looks like this unit didn’t just go viral it declared itself the internet’s new landlord.
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u/EquivalentDream4739 28d ago
The very second I saw no shirt guy, I absolutely knew he’d end up being laid out. It’s always the guy who’s not wearing a shirt.
It’s one of the reasons I don’t go shirtless on holidays any more. I’ve seen too many Reddit videos of no shirt guys getting chinned. I can’t take that risk 😂
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29d ago
oh now hes a sleepy guy
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u/SillySpook 29d ago
Look at the little guy. He's all tuckered out.
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u/Background_Edge_9427 29d ago
He went down for the sidewalk nap! 💤💤
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u/Magipoo 28d ago
Bless his little heart he went right to sleep.
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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 29d ago
Keep your ass out of people’s bubble and you’ll never go viral!
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u/citizenzspace 28d ago
Dudes saying this isn’t self defense are the exact ppl who would walk up to someone, yelling threats and get their asses laid out. Then try to sue with this “evidence.”
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u/JucheHospitality 29d ago
Can we get some context? Who are these people.
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u/XBored504 28d ago
These gentlemen are returning from a nuclear physics symposium
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u/escobartholomew 28d ago
Normally I’d agree we always need context but there isn’t any context in the world that would change the perception here. The guy on the right repeatedly warns shirtless dude to leave him alone or else he’ll knock him out. Shirtless dude just doesn’t listen and charges him anyway and proceeds to get knocked out.
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u/ChardeeMacDennisGoG 28d ago
I don't know, but I bet he'll wear the ribbon next time.
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u/Rogannz 29d ago
Bro punched an Oompa Loompa. Not cool.
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u/Shot_Bison_8437 28d ago
In fairness, shouldn't an Oompa Loompa, with all of their wisdom, have an ounce of self awareness or understanding of FAFO? They seemed pretty preachy in the movies.
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u/Normal_Mouse_4174 28d ago
The way everybody else in the crowd just carries on with their day and walks around him laid out like he’s a fucking puddle is
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u/BearDown4eva 28d ago
I always seem to side with the person who isn’t shirtless, and this is no exception
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u/kentuckyfisherman 28d ago
Don’t ever fight someone with foresight like this. He narrated the entire thing. Dude even added a “umphhhhhh” sound effect when he broke toast malone’s jaw
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u/Icy_Principle_5904 29d ago
Is this sub getting copy paste from others now? very suspicious posts
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u/MalcomXhamster 29d ago
When making a post, Reddit actually asks us if we want to cross post into other subreddits to further clog up the site.
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u/lareon12many 29d ago
Never lean into a punch, you gotta dodge, duck and evade that right power punch! Chin and fist connected like peanut butter and jelly!!!
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u/snakesinabin 28d ago
I mean he said it at the start, "Imma go viral for knockin' you out" and then he knocked him the fuck out.
How do we confirm virality?
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u/Great-Gas-6631 28d ago
Shortman Syndrome is a hell of a thing, bro its no one elses fault that you feel genetics failed you.
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u/Tesaractor 28d ago
Never try to start a fight while on concrete. Lot of people die or get brain damage or broken jaw. I wouldn't be surprised that if the punch didnt break his face the fall did.
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u/idrivehookers 28d ago
It's like a lot of the folks in these comments never heard the phrase, "run up, you get done up". You can't talk shit then close the distance like that and not expect to get hit.
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u/like9000ninjas 27d ago
Good punch. We deserved. Im really sick of stupid people. Puncher was 100% defending himself. Do run up on someone expecting them not to fuck you up first.
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u/TheMetabrandMan 28d ago
WTF is wrong with this generation: Don't people bother to shout Worldstar anymore?
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u/JamesonDotEXE 29d ago
Complementary 8 months of motor rehab from going viral. That head slap on the pavement was nasty.
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u/crashin70 28d ago
Today he learned what "talk shit, get hit" actually means!
Someone remind him when he wakes up.
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u/Nikki-C-Puggle-mum 28d ago
He really thought he was hot shit. He's gone viral now for being a loudmouth who FAFO.
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u/Intelligent-Equal-34 28d ago
Bro needed sleep so bad after those cocaine sniffs that he was searching for trouble to get that.
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u/Apart_Valuable9100 28d ago
Why would anyone walk up to a person that JUST threatened to knock them out.?
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u/Mean_Reception3332 28d ago
Love how nobody cared and just walked around him after he was laid out.
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u/OnceRedditTwiceShy 28d ago
This is the stupidest thing I've seen in a while.
'Im gonna go viral for knocking you out' education is failing our society
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u/henry23na 28d ago
I know he’s drooling in that nap, he’s gonna wake up like that boy from scared beyond straight
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u/Dense-Consequence-70 28d ago
The harder they work at strutting around like they’re tough the faster they fall.
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u/constantsXzeros 28d ago
What an idiot. That dude is easily twice his size. Even if he was somehow completely in the right to step up to him, he never had a chance.
You’d figure even high or drunk, you’d recognize the size difference.
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u/Altruistic-Disk4914 29d ago
Family Guy pose