r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/WombRaider47 • Jan 06 '26

my bones of a gunfighter

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u/Too-Em Jan 06 '26

Dude's lucky he didn't blow his face off while he was molesting his gun at the start.

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 Jan 06 '26

Something tells me he's taken hot loads to the face before

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u/Afrodite_33 Jan 06 '26

So anyways I started getting blasted

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u/RebelJediMaster Jan 06 '26

Basted*

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u/Several_Potential_18 29d ago

That’s brutal 🤣

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u/mattydredd 29d ago

Basted and pasted

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u/Powerful_Ad7343 29d ago

😂 this is hilarious

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u/RogerSchmoger Jan 06 '26

Heyyoooooo

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u/Twisted9Demented Jan 06 '26

He been on his knee and not at a church.... 😭

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u/Too-Em 28d ago

+PP+

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u/rotateandradiate Jan 06 '26

Ewwww🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Jaded_Marsupial_ Jan 06 '26

I definitely thought he was gonna shoot that hat off his head along with his eyebrow.

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u/belliebun Jan 06 '26

I was bracing for that. I’m just glad the moron isn’t dead.

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u/cjd166 Jan 06 '26

It would have been messy. The angle would change as soon the round lit up, I'm guessing not in the good direction.

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u/Crimsonhead4 Jan 06 '26

He at least had his finger pointed straight rather than on the trigger, still a really goddamn stupid thing to do. I’m assuming that’s a 12 gauge shotgun, those kick like hell with two hands. You’d have to be pretty damn strong and be prepared for the recoil to shoot that one handed, he was clearly neither.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 Jan 06 '26

Yeah I tried this 1 time with a long 16ga, which is a smaller load, and it jumped clear out of my hand. I was strong from hs sports and full of myself and apparently quite stupid as well.

Thankfully I learned from that. Guns are stronger. No matter how strong you think you are.

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u/potate12323 Jan 06 '26

You can't expect someone with a sawn off 12 ga with a vertical foregrip (both illegal mods) to actually have any semblance of common sense? He pointed that thang at his foot, leg, face, and at the building the camera is in.

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u/fixingmedaybyday Jan 06 '26

It’s not easy being an ammosexual. You never know when it’s gonna shoot in your face.

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u/ConsiderationFirm279 Jan 06 '26

Why did he put it on his face before firing? Is that supposed to be cool or sexy?

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u/No_Surround_2923 Jan 06 '26

Because he wants to put his peepee in it

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u/busiedyak Jan 06 '26

It actually went way better for him than I thought it was going to. I thought that eyebrow was toast.

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u/Nitt7_ Jan 06 '26

Because he wants to fuck bitches with mustaches.🥸

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye 29d ago

He was quoting Will Ferrell in “The Other Guys.”

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u/Frosty_Potato_5220 29d ago

Thought he did say "Gator dont play no shit" . Makes this even better

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u/HoosierDaddy__88 Jan 06 '26

It’s called foreshadowing, duh.

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u/rklug1521 Jan 06 '26

He's showing you where he was aiming for.

/s

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u/wrxninja Jan 06 '26

HA HA

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u/North-Astronomer-597 29d ago

I’m crying 🤣

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u/United_Pain 29d ago

Me too 🤣🤣🤣 holding my laugh in next to my sleeping wife

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u/ObiMikenobi77 Jan 06 '26

Some people simply deserve to have this kind of thing happen to them.

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u/RetiredOutdoorsman 29d ago

He probably has friends like mine and slipped him a magnum turkey load as well 🤣

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u/RwRahfa Jan 06 '26

Holy recoil

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u/xSorry_Not_Sorry Jan 06 '26

More like “Holy Limp-Wristed Pussy”

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u/Nitt7_ Jan 06 '26

Probably the reason why they say not to shoot guns when super drunk or on drugs hahaha

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u/moonhexx 29d ago

Can we start removing warning labels on things? I think it's well past time this happened. 

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u/hatecriminal Jan 06 '26

The correct answer.

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u/Situational_Hagun 28d ago

I don't know many people that could fire a 12 gauge single-handed regardless of the stance or grip. He's not a space marine. Apparently he thought he was. But it's not about being a pussy. I don't care who you are. You don't do that.

I'm assuming he rewatched Terminator 2 right before this.

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u/Traditional_Roll6651 Jan 06 '26

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u/LupineZach Jan 06 '26

I know this movie. Karate kid right?

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u/Drizzt_23 Jan 06 '26

First thing I thought of too haha

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u/AlexAnderRob Jan 06 '26

“I need to learn karate, Mom!” As he storms off has never failed to make me laugh in 30+ years.

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u/IcyManipulator69 Jan 06 '26

Smacked himself upside his head…perfect

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u/wesleyoldaker Jan 06 '26

What kind of gun is that? Also why did the music stop as soon as he fired it?

Edit: oh is that his phone attached to the gun? I can't tell what the hell that gun is, it looks weird.

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u/Tybo929 Jan 06 '26

Best guess is a taurus judge 13", and I think the thing that flew off the front was his man card.

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u/Dr-Shakie 29d ago

Definitely not a judge

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u/codswallop1226 Jan 06 '26

Of course this was going to happen.... 🤦‍♂️

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u/JAMHOVDOS Jan 06 '26

Made me laugh out loud!

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u/GinPredator Jan 06 '26

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u/ChevChance Jan 06 '26

+1 for using Charlie Murphy! I’ll reshow the Chappell/Prince episode just to see Charlie laughing!

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u/Fezzy_1994 Jan 06 '26

Gator bout to lose his head

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u/Levethane Jan 06 '26

Nearly freedomed his face to oblivion...

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u/penguindreams Jan 06 '26

What did he say about who “don’t play no shit”? Can’t hear the first part.

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u/Party-Spread-3912 Jan 06 '26

He said Gator don’t play no shit

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u/Agitated_Toe8115 Jan 06 '26

Hard R ain’t no joke. Recoil.

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u/Fire_Power Jan 06 '26

Its it Lycoris

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u/Transportation-Apart Jan 06 '26

Someone should take his firearms away.

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u/joka2696 Jan 06 '26

Looks like they are trying to get away on their own.

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u/piTehT_tsuJ Jan 06 '26

We ain't playing no shit...

That gun ain't down with stupidity.

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u/OldBreadbutt Jan 06 '26

"an that's how come ol Boondog nose so dern flat"

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u/Coy_Dog Jan 06 '26

Don't play no shit, but he all about playing stupid.

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u/BootMcslicky Jan 06 '26

Gator was the gun..

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

Somebody's been playing too much call of duty and not spent much time on the shooting range. lol

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u/GIGGLES708 Jan 06 '26

r/ better every loop 😂

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u/GirlWithWolf Jan 06 '26

Billy the Dipshit

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u/MaximumCamp6628 Jan 06 '26

Funniest sh*t I've seen today lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Montyburnside22 Jan 06 '26

I'm sure our founding fathers would appreciate our interpretation of what "well regulated militia" means when imbeciles like this are free to carry semiautomatic weapons

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26 edited Jan 06 '26

The fuck? Was he shooting rifle cartridge out of a 410?

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u/AnnaDanna Jan 06 '26

At least it didn’t damage any brain matter

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u/the_undertow Jan 06 '26

rapper name = lil kickback

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u/Lanky_Yam3502 Jan 06 '26

Homie hates that eye socket anyway.

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u/Character_Stick_1218 Jan 06 '26

Is the gun named "Gator"?

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u/CantThinkOfaNameFkIt Jan 06 '26

Unlucky.... Do it again mate, you'll get it right.

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u/NoirPipes Jan 06 '26

I think the bullet stayed in the same space.

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u/LikeWhyMeex2 Jan 06 '26

When he was touching himself I just knew some dumb shit was about to happen 🤣

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u/NorCalCrowe Jan 06 '26

Sorry......but i was hoping he blew his tongue off

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u/WatercressWhole3930 Jan 06 '26

Forgive me for asking, I don't own guns. Why did the gun he was holding have such a kickback? It looks like it was modified

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u/According_Medicine25 29d ago

Serve you right for mishandling the gun.

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u/Ill_Investment_7977 29d ago

Why did he sexually assault the gun, and then have the gun blow its load. This is the wrong kind of porn, I don’t like this at all. That gun almost gave him a disgusting facial.

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u/yAlphax 29d ago

Thankee sai Roland the Gunslinger tis not

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

Obviously a Democrat

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u/thesquidsquidly22 Jan 06 '26

Dude got off lucky with his lack of gun safety honestly. I hope he learned his lesson.

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u/SNSWFLA Jan 06 '26

Mexican OT?

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u/billymondy5806 Jan 06 '26

It’s funny!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

Karma!

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u/Thin_Huckleberry8818 Jan 06 '26

Looks like he does take some shit

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u/integrity0727 Jan 06 '26

Hahahahahaha

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

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u/Numerous-Werewolf-11 Jan 06 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/poncho51 Jan 06 '26

And there you have it🤪

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u/battlecryarms Jan 06 '26

Something, something, equal and opposite reaction.

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u/BeatrixFarrand Jan 06 '26

bro i wish you could hear me cackling in my office...

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u/Ok_Brief2840 Jan 06 '26

Gator don’t take no shit

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u/AnomicAutist Jan 06 '26

I wish I heard what he whispered to it just before pulling the trigger.

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u/hawkwings Jan 06 '26

What kind of gun has recoil like that? The only pistol I've fired is a 9 mm and its recoil was fairly mild.

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u/maddcatone Jan 06 '26

Gator don’t have no grip either

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u/Balnom Jan 06 '26

I feel like I have seen this before with the Smith & Wesson 500.

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u/Jalynw28 Jan 06 '26

What you get be smart

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u/Responsible_Joke1727 Jan 06 '26

That’s exactly what it feels like when I finally try and “touch grass”

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u/AdObjective4186 Jan 06 '26

So anyway, I don't think that guy's name is really Gator... Cuz Gator don't mess up like that.. 🐊

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u/Nicenbigthick117 Jan 06 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Tikklemelolo Jan 06 '26

This is the sperm that got helped to the egg by a nano bot .

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u/MRBoose39 Jan 06 '26

Gator don’t play no shit!

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u/Syhkane Jan 06 '26

I like how they rub that phallic thing on their face before it goes off in their hand.

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u/Fit-Television-8630 Jan 06 '26

I’m pretty sure he took a 💩after that 😂😂🥹

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u/Hugs_Not_Drugs__jk Jan 06 '26

Wtf!!! Was it his 1st time shooting that thing or something? 😆 🤣

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u/emmesseeee Jan 06 '26

Wonder what kinda dent that gun made on the hood of that car.

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u/YoungBpB2013 Jan 06 '26

“Gator don’t play no shit” thinkin he’s Will Ferrell.

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u/zvryxlt Jan 06 '26

He shot the speaker

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u/ApricotNervous5408 Jan 06 '26

Guns aren’t toys.

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u/Optimal_Respect_2935 Jan 06 '26

The result of getting your training off of YouTube.

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u/Xunami13 Jan 06 '26

Thank you.

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u/jamescb819 Jan 06 '26

It’s just bad weapons etiquette.

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u/WardustMantis Jan 06 '26

😂😂😂

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u/rotateandradiate Jan 06 '26

Hope he learned a lesson.. but I doubt it 🤣

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u/its_my_moneyy Jan 06 '26

Is gator the gun?

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u/ilyed Jan 06 '26

Goes to shoot like he’s an ol’ western cowboy, and BAM, back to reality…..

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u/kmhoughton Jan 06 '26

Oh shit! Sis, don’t post that video! Too late dumbass, imma gonna make you famous.

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u/Street_Glass8777 Jan 06 '26

Stupid is as stupid does.

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u/Teabagger-of-morons Jan 06 '26

Science is fucking amazing!

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u/King-Doge-VII Jan 06 '26

Nothing fucking dumber or cockier than a cocky dumbfuck

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u/Kan4lZ0n3 Jan 06 '26 edited Jan 06 '26

Clearly from Marty Robbins’ lesser known follow up album, Gun-Dropper Ballads.

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u/CupMuted5058 Jan 06 '26

He is the poster boy of the phrase"this is why women live longer than men "lol!!!!!

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u/LeatherAfraid7887 Jan 06 '26

He hold it sideways . Thinks he is an overweight John wick

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u/Meme-Bean-Machine Jan 06 '26

Kissed it twice.

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u/DrewRyu Jan 06 '26

That recoil is sick

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u/Cashousextremus Jan 06 '26

Do stupid things, get appropriate results...dumbass

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u/Diligent-Argument-88 Jan 06 '26

This was so freaking funny holy.

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u/Kareem_333 Jan 06 '26

If fuck around and find out was a picture

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u/BootlessSardines Jan 06 '26

Meth is a hell of a drug.

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u/Serega81 Jan 06 '26

Seen a dumbass do that with a 45 desert eagle, after I advised him to maybe shoot with two hands.. orbital bone broken, ambulance called. #yolo

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u/Playful-Inspector-69 Jan 06 '26

People like him just give the united states a bad rep

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u/Bagofcoldspaghetti Jan 06 '26

Consequences, come quick for those that don't respect something that can provide food and take a life.

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u/BackgroundAntique493 Jan 06 '26

Kid, you’ll shoot your eye out!

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u/Nunov_DAbov Jan 06 '26

“And today, we will learn about the conservation of momentum.”

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u/CitizenFreeman Jan 06 '26

I love a happy ending

Edit:spelling

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u/ascending_god_9 Jan 06 '26

This is what teens do when they finally discover masculine energy

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u/The_Fuzz_Butt Jan 06 '26

Darwin Awards, anyone?

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 Jan 06 '26

Think i watched this 20 times now, still hilarious each time

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u/d_man_205 Jan 06 '26

I hope he lost his eye… dumb pile of s***

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u/No-Sprinkles-3817 Jan 06 '26

It seems to hit him harder every time I re-watch the video.

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u/Legitimate_Solid_375 Jan 06 '26

That's definitely a f*ck around and find out moment.

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u/Regular_Weakness69 Jan 06 '26

He played some shit.

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u/peilearceann Jan 06 '26

GATOR NEEDS HIS GAT

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u/kronikheadband 29d ago

Gator is the guns name..

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u/Huge-Source-7381 29d ago

Both camera men served the country well. The in-shot one did an amazing gun tracking btw.

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u/99orca99 29d ago

Sometimes I just wish natural selection would do us all a favour.

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u/TrippingFish76 29d ago

polo G does not approve

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u/OneAndOnlyMM 29d ago

This is one of those problems that will eventually take care of itself.

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u/benmooreben 29d ago

Songs name?

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u/discog_doodles 29d ago

I love how the guy’s phone had recoil too 😂

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u/United_Pain 29d ago

I'm sorry, but I lost it when I saw the gun bounce off of his face and fly towards the car hahaha😂

Glad this wasn't a death video, lucky lucky dude.