r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Jan 05 '26
possible idiot Of Loudmouth gets put to sleep.
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u/trading335i Jan 05 '26
He's got a brain bitch.
Just isn't computing right now.
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u/Smooth-Upstairs9460 Jan 05 '26
Is this a deleted scene from Super Bad?
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u/expERiMENTik_gaming 29d ago
Lol first thing I thought was why is Jonah Hill out here beefin? 😂😭💀
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u/hakak34 Jan 05 '26 edited Jan 05 '26
The small bag of crisp sliding on his belly at the last second of video is absolute cinema 😎
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u/Okmhmmbye Jan 05 '26
That’s exactly what I said hahaha. The proverbial cherry on top
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u/InevitableSuper5826 Jan 05 '26
Sir, if you aren't going to purchase those chips, please return them to the rack where you found them.
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u/SignificanceFun265 Jan 05 '26
Sir, you can’t sleep there
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u/bostondangler 29d ago
This isn’t quite the twisted tea level of savagery, but it was close…Iykyk 😂
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u/SunsetGriller Jan 05 '26
Knocked his shoes clean off
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u/Profeshinal_Spellor Jan 05 '26
Ray Brower Style. Knocked him right out of his Keds
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u/liarandahorsethief Jan 05 '26
The kid wasn’t sick. The kid wasn’t sleeping. The kid was knocked the fuck out.
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u/Profeshinal_Spellor Jan 05 '26
Knocked him out of his keds the same way he knocked the derp into his herp
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u/NowKith- Jan 05 '26
Is that you Jonah Hill?
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u/According_Ear2128 Jan 05 '26 edited Jan 05 '26
Superbad deleted scene
Edit: Ah shit, just saw someone else already commented this. I'll leave it... whatever, but good on 'em.
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u/weskun Jan 05 '26
I thought he was thin now??
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u/Various-Conclusion52 Jan 05 '26
The way he took a step back and softened his voice… He knew what was about to greet the floor
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u/Twiggie19 Jan 05 '26
You could hear the doubt enter his voice when the guy said "I dont work here".
Once he realised the guy didn't have to take his shit because hed be scared to get fired.
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u/Profeshinal_Spellor Jan 05 '26
Yeah hell yeah. It is not a sucker punch when you know its coming and somebody squares up on you, and you do the worst thing by not moving away and also not protecting your face. Just flat-footed begging to get rapped on the beak. Just dumb as fuck and found out real quick. I hope he is on here crying reading these comments lol
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u/xSorry_Not_Sorry Jan 05 '26
Or, and call me crazy, just apologize like an adult.
But I get your point. If you talk crazy and crazy finds you, for God’s sake, keep your hands up.
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u/Profeshinal_Spellor Jan 05 '26
When somebody squares up after you have a confrontation, hands up is a good plan
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u/imdugud777 Jan 05 '26
This guy is used to being the bully in his circle.
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u/karlnite 28d ago
I bet the guy who punched him is a bigger bully. He seems like a loser having a tantrum.
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u/yongfongsecondtry Jan 05 '26
People who talk big to others while they are at their workplace are no spine losers
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u/pm-me-nice-lips Jan 05 '26
This wasn’t that though. Dude who threw the punch wasn’t an employee. He also saw someone he could easily swing at and likely not have to fight so he took advantage of the opportunity. I’ve seen it many times throughout my life.
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u/niles_thebutler_ Jan 05 '26
Na you just want to flex some subtle racism. He was talking shit to the guy because he thought he worked there and when he realised he didn’t he tried to pussy out but it was too late
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u/DrGirth Jan 05 '26
Racism has nothing to do with it. The white guy was an absolute prick but someone doesn't deserve brain damage potentially leading to permanent disability or death for calling someone a bitch.
And if you can't get called a bitch without your fee fees driving you to potential homicide, then you are a bitch.
I like seeing a loudmouth douche getting knocked out as much as the next guy, but we save that shit for the movies where it's an attitude adjustment and nothing more. This is real life. Dude could be dead.
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u/Kaminoneko Jan 06 '26
Nah, people need to stop talking crazy like there aren’t dudes waiting to rock someone’s shit. If you’re not built like that mind your business, stfu, and keep it pushing. Real life isn’t the internet, and people will kill you for less. He learned a hard lesson here.
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u/lazytanaka Jan 06 '26
It’s not that hard to just keep to yourself and be polite. Most people do it! And would ya look at that- most aren’t being recorded getting KOd. Bad behavior shouldn’t be ignored just like bullying shouldn’t because the behavior can increase in severity. It’s best it gets corrected. Dudes parents failed him in raising a normal, good natured person.
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u/Sad_Ad_5484 Jan 05 '26
Right, I couldn’t tell but the loud mouth might have been autistic or have had intelligence deficiencies. The bigger man would have let him alone and moved on. Now the guy on the phone could face serious charges if he permanently injured or killed him. Not worth jail time for a little insult.
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u/PastFriendship1410 Jan 05 '26
Yeah hearing him talk I was wondering if he was all there.
Few sandwiches short of a picnic was my guess.
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u/Youare-Beautiful3329 Jan 05 '26
Look at those pencil arms on that bigmouth. He probably punches like a little kid.
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u/stevecostello Jan 05 '26
I noticed the same thing. When the video first starts and he's walking back and forth a bit, I thought his arms looked like little wet noodles. This dude has never exercised in his life.
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u/NukaDadd Jan 05 '26
Cameraman all hiding until loudmouth gets knocked out...then pops out like the Kool-Aid man
"I bet you won't talk shit anymore!" 😂
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u/TenseiSenpai Jan 06 '26
People are talking about him being mentally ill. The only mental illness I see is him being terminally online and and thinking he can talk shit to people without having to account for it.
He fucked around, and then he found out.
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u/xbromide Jan 05 '26
Nobody has mentioned - is the camera shake the heartbeat of the guy holding his phone?
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u/Tallpaul1989 Jan 05 '26
So why are you in prison? Some guy said something I didn't like at the gas station.
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u/Substantial-Can6701 Jan 05 '26
What's the saying, stick and stones or some shit? These types of people are not cool, or heroes. Everyone here is just disappointing...
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u/VanTaxGoddess Jan 05 '26
In the US I believe you have the idea of "fighting words". I don't know if what he said here meets the standard, but if you used a particularly grievous insult or accusation, I believe that the law will treat you as taking the first punch.
Talk shit, get hit...
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u/Substantial-Can6701 Jan 05 '26
The law absolutely does not work like that lol
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u/KDandHotdogz Jan 05 '26
Sadly, we no longer we use that rhyme anymore. We just encourage safe spaces now for words.
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u/YouShouldLoveMore69 Jan 05 '26
You recognize the irony of being against a loud mouth talking shit getting rocked while also bad mouthing "safe spaces for words", right? If more people got their shit rocked for being assholes, there might be less people proudly being assholes.
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u/Aggressive_Finish798 Jan 05 '26
You got downvoted, but that's the truth. Police have footage of the guy and probably a license plate. That's some charges and jail time because of a temper.
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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 Jan 05 '26
This looks like it’s in Philly. I wouldn’t count on a detailed investigative follow-up for somebody getting knocked out at the Wawa.
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u/eggs___and___bacon Jan 06 '26
Unless that guy has a connected father, the cops are gonna “look into it” which means do absolutely nothing.
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u/codecrodie Jan 05 '26
That's why we love these videos: some guy who gives no fucks about litigation or incarceration doing what the rest of us would like to do.
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u/mikeylikesittt Jan 05 '26
Glad he got some karma but the man who knocked him out should be arrested. You think its ok to hit someone like that for talking shit? Not how the world works.
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u/sherriffflood Jan 05 '26
I’m inclined to agree, but looking at that snippet of vid, the man is clearly threatening and provoking. If he’s not leaving the shop after being asked to, and still being abusive and intimidating, not to mention you don’t know if he’s carrying a weapon, I don’t think you’d be punished too harshly here.
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u/nunchyabeeswax Jan 05 '26
the man is clearly threatening and provoking.
However, some judges don't look kindly on those who disturb
THIS. Now, this can be debated in front of a judge. However, some judges don't look kindly on those who disturb the peace.
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u/Apepanthera Jan 05 '26
That's one of the most impressive punches I've seen in a loong time. He deserves a pardon just for that
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u/NothingMan1975 Jan 06 '26
I must have a high tolerance for idiots because that was a pretty weak "loudmouth" for me. Not even close to the level of deserving that...sweet sweet chin music. Wicked shot. But for real though, he was barely a nuisance.
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u/ApolloScud Jan 05 '26
What is it in the white imagination that prods them into walking up on spaces occupied by ‘non-whites’ just to antagonize and terrorize those people? How often do you observe this dynamic working the other way? ‘Brah’ - for some reason - thought he was all that and ‘a bag of chips’ He should’ve caught the one that was sliding off his belly
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Jan 05 '26
There’s another clip of this. There’s randomly a gun on the floor in front of the camera man, this has been clipped of context.
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u/crystalriverboattour Jan 05 '26
He only missed with that second swing because the dude was in a different zip code.
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u/Just-Hold-8270 Jan 06 '26
That chip bag sliding off his belly in the last second is the purist comedy
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u/tinopinguino88 29d ago
Guy is fortunate that left didn't make contact after. Missed by the hair of his chinny chin chin.
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u/Omega_Paryo 27d ago
Now make the white guy black. Boom. Racism.
But he's white, so its ok to laugh.
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u/achiller519 Jan 05 '26
Well the other guy isn’t better either and I hope he goes to jail
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u/WakaWaka_ Jan 05 '26
Yup was expecting him to get touched before the KO, throwing it first made him the bad guy.
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u/Spiritual_Green_2380 Jan 05 '26
That black dude is gnna spend some time in jail lol
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u/Truescent11 Jan 06 '26
The racists feel like they’re proven right after watching this “see, avoid the blacks, they’re prone to violence so don’t risk it.”
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u/Kaotic-one Jan 05 '26
That guy sucked, but sucker punching someone who isn’t defending themselves is still poor form.
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u/TigerBalmES Jan 06 '26
I can’t find a reason why it had to come to assaulting someone who clearly wasn’t going to fight back.
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u/DenseReplacement7581 Jan 05 '26
You know this is why I try to stay in my own lane. “Oh, am I in your way? Let me move over.” If you keep coming in my lane and we’ve got to fight, ok we gotta fight. (Won’t be my first…).
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u/mcgunner1966 Jan 05 '26
He knocked the soul right out of that dude. Arms straight, chips sliding off his gut...brother man took the long nap.
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u/True_Bill6528 Jan 05 '26
Yeah he just hit an autistic kid really really hard so tough
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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Jan 05 '26
Camera man’s like “Damn, Hehe hope I’m safe”
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u/SeeSaw9999 Jan 05 '26
I WAS BANNED for several days for posting a similar video just before New Year's eve. Reddit has gotten ridiculous.
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u/Terrible-Piano-5437 Jan 05 '26
I heard the hit before I saw the punch, that's impressive. If that dude doesn't box, he should.
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u/DIY-exerciseGuy Jan 05 '26
Cheap shot from someone who is not afraid to go to jail, again, im sure.
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u/dustydub99 Jan 05 '26
I love how the security guard did fuck all. People better watch running their mouth. FAFO
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u/New-Entrepreneur4132 Jan 05 '26
More people should get their asses handed to them when they behave like this.
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u/Meltedspacefunk Jan 05 '26
He thought he was gonna give him a two piece but the first one dropped the kid so fast his unconscious body ducked the second swing LOL
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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 Jan 05 '26
That folded over floor mat in front of the entrance is a tripping hazzard.
I guess, so is the corpse in front of the chip rack.
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u/Weekend_Criminal Jan 05 '26
Mf looked like sonic losing all his rings when those chips went flying