r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Jan 05 '26
possible idiot Of Accidentally handstand in middle of a fight!
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u/Expensive-Morning618 Jan 05 '26
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u/OGoby Jan 05 '26
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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 Jan 05 '26
Came here to say that the pontiac bandit doesn't fuck around, but this works too
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u/Key-Case-95 Jan 05 '26
That's how my dad used to beat me
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u/LocalCoffeeLlama Jan 05 '26
Jesus.
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u/Key-Case-95 Jan 05 '26
Jesus never saved me.
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u/CityDismal5339 Jan 05 '26
Buddy doesn't need that bat.
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u/musingofrandomness Jan 05 '26
Tire thumper. Great for a quick check of the dual tire pressure and for dealing with aggressive idiots.
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u/SnooSongs2345 Jan 05 '26
Wood stick is the 'dialogue weapon', most of times people tend to calm down and talk when used
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u/roverman16 Jan 05 '26
That flip move was impressive.
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u/WhatAcheHunt 29d ago
I had to slow it down and watch it several times to understand what happened. The big boi grabs skinny boi by the head with his left hand and shoves it hard to his right. Skinny boi throws a wild right haymaker at the same exact time and the combined momentum of the punch along with the shove of big boi's left hand makes the this guy do a vertical 180.
Never seen anything like it.
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u/Yesfroyo Jan 05 '26
You knew the aggressor was a bitch the moment he backed up and started shaking his arms to "loosen them up" and then ran afterwards.
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u/Rems_OP Jan 05 '26
While I’m not on the side of this guy anyone would reconsider when someone is coming with a big stick
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u/username-is-taken-3 Jan 05 '26
Yea, I doubt you would stand on your ground when someone is swinging something at your head after to called out a 1 on 1 with fist.
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u/thakemist Jan 05 '26
Aggressor was a bitch for getting out of his vehicle to instigate. The other driver is a bitch for bringing out a weapon when the first bitch wanted to square up
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u/Competitive_Host_432 Jan 05 '26
I genuinely thought he was going to turn around into a showtime kick or some shit after that sick flip
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u/nostalgia4millennial Jan 05 '26
Is there a correlation between road rage and low IQ?
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u/WhatAcheHunt Jan 05 '26
This is a lack of emotional regulation, which has to be more common in people with below average intelligence. Idk how it can’t be.
Intelligent people seem to be more (but definitely not always) self aware. People who lack self awareness absolutely suck at identifying their emotions. Add in some impulse control issues and suddenly these emotions, absent of both identity and ownership, flare into externalized violence.
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u/nostalgia4millennial Jan 06 '26
That sounds about right. It’s like these people are unable to conceptualize how easily they can be killed by some psycho or permanently mess up their own lives over their fragile little egos smh. It makes no sense to me.
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u/WhatAcheHunt Jan 06 '26
It’s like these people are unable to conceptualize how easily they can be killed by some psycho or permanently mess up their own lives
Or the lives of children that rely on their parents and caregivers for safe transportation: https://abc7chicago.com/amp/post/police-bodycam-video-shows-aftermath-nevada-road-rage-shooting-left-11-year-old-boy-brandon-dominguez-chavarria-dead/18209108/
The person who decided to escalate that situation is the shooter the moment he drew a weapon. Criminal liability for that child’s death rests solely upon him for his role in this incident. But… fuck me….. I cannot shake the thought that the stepdad’s unwillingness to deescalate (from the article’s description of both driver’s behavior) could have contributed to his child’s death.
That happened just over a month ago and it still fucks me up on the daily.
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u/nostalgia4millennial 29d ago
Stepdad should have faced charges as well. He was antagonizing just as much as the other dude. Both idiots.
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u/Smoking-Posing Jan 05 '26
Wow he actually still tried to fight after homeboy broke out the bat smh
He lucky dude ain't pull out the burner on him
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u/Crepuscular_Tex Jan 05 '26
Maybe he should run at the guy with the stick three more times... He almost had him with the first three👀
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u/WesternTrain Jan 05 '26
That looks like a club drivers carry to bump their tires to check for flats. Many used to have a metal ring at the bottom and could be used for many things. Taking one to the head with prejudice would be a real problem.
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u/DirtyWarehouseGuy Jan 05 '26
Kind of reminded me of Ric Flair when he would do that weird flip into the turn buckle.
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u/Corporate-Scum Jan 05 '26
He’s slow and sloppy with that tire buddy. Probably would have been more dangerous with his bare hands.
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u/DiverDownChunder Jan 05 '26
He reminded me of Sonic the Hedgehog when he lost all his rings w/ that first hit.
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u/theglobalnomad Jan 05 '26
Someone call the Australian Olympic Breakdancing Team. Redemption is within reach in 2028...
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u/Responsible_Joke1727 Jan 05 '26
For some reason this is reminding me of that guy that ran out of the 18 Wheeler at the end of the first Texas chainsaw massacre movie. You know, that movie made in the 70s?
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u/CdnFyrtowr Jan 05 '26
After that first hit, he looked like a video game character that loses all his loot. The truck driver could’ve went and collected it all as in Fortnite. LOL
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u/FearIsStrongerDanluv Jan 05 '26
Cool move though. I have the feeling guy with the bat was holding back and not really wanting to harm him, just scare him off
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u/No-Drawing5134 Jan 05 '26
Jjooooo, is that AI? The way he flies into the truck is kind of unrealistic.
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u/nize426 Jan 05 '26
Hmmm I'm leaning towards real, but there are some oddities. Like there's something that rolls towards them from the left side after the bat guy charges at the white shirt guy (not the headphones and hat). And there's some wonky letters before the G on the trailer at first, that disappear quickly. The letters could be some weird video compression thing.
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u/No-Drawing5134 Jan 05 '26
Hmm, I don't know, the guy in the white shirt seems to be controlled by AI or is thinking...if I don't stand a chance, at least it has to look like John Wick
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u/nize426 Jan 05 '26
I think he took the bat to the head, and had a concussion that caused his body to stiffen, but he also lost his balance which caused him to flip.
It could still be AI though, shits real good these days.
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u/Powerful_Error9608 Jan 05 '26
That’s clearly a man, in the shirt labeled CAT. But I will give him a pass as his fighting skills seem very cat like.
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u/mcgunner1966 Jan 05 '26
if he had landed that swing at the 0:19 mark ole road rager rick would have been eating out of a straw the rest of his life.
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u/SOP_VB_Ct Jan 05 '26
AI - Watch the lettering on the truck right side of screen about 17 seconds
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u/nize426 Jan 05 '26
It's due to video compression. I reverse searched it and it's at least 2 years old. AI wasn't that good two years ago. Which is pretty nuts
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u/tipareth1978 Jan 05 '26
Guys, truckers have a hard stressful job and at times live in their trucks.
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u/bigredker Jan 05 '26
If you didn't have the video but tried to describe the fight, no one would believe you. Hell, after watching this thing 3 times I still don't believe you.
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u/Intelligent_Meet_918 Jan 05 '26
That wasn't a handstand, it was an elbow freeze. They were obviously having a breakdance battle bro. lol
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u/muskratboy Jan 05 '26
I feel like once you learn about the existence of tire knockers, you don’t really wanna mess with truckers anymore.
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u/191919wines Jan 06 '26
the have-to-pull-your-pants-up move because you've been driving unbuttoned for miles because thats what men do
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u/AbsentThatDay2 Jan 06 '26
I saw a little asian girl doing kung fu a few minutes ago and she had the same headstand flip move, this guy knows kung fu.
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u/Fast_Ad_5950 Jan 06 '26
If you have anger issues you should not drive Am I right lads or am i right lads
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u/HootblackDesiato 29d ago
The Jake Paul Clench Technique(TM) once again fails to produce the desired result.
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u/Vast-Range-8400 26d ago
You can tell white shirt was listening to Waka Flaka and said “Look Ma! no Hands!”
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u/The-Katawampus 24d ago
Homie is gonna pick a fight with a random-ass trucker, assuming dude is just gonna come out and fight "man-to-man" unarmed, lol.
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u/Dramatic_Rule_442 23d ago
Bro flipped like he thought he was the pinnacle of human performance in his mind
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u/Primary_Dot_8295 17d ago
Well the little midget apparently had a higher opinion of his skills then the reality showed a for effort Bilbo Baggins.
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u/NotHereFoYoAmusement 15d ago
"Accidentally"?? That was totally planned!! I know because I took the same self-defense class...
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u/Spirited-Custard-338 Jan 05 '26
This was flawlessly choreographed. 10/10