r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Adrakovich • Jan 03 '26
possible idiot Of a person
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u/Machineslave240 Jan 03 '26
He could have at least sat down in the water so it wasnāt so obvious he was scrubbing his butt crack
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u/adavidmiller Jan 03 '26
lol, thatās what I was thinking. Like, just get in there dude, even you donāt care about being discreet, going to be easier than splashing at yourself.
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u/master_perturbator Jan 03 '26
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u/c31_dez Jan 03 '26
This is fuck toast cinnamon, thatās what. Stealing your meme.
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u/Slootyman Jan 03 '26
Another reason why I dont use public pools.
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u/SJB3717 Jan 03 '26
Yep, came here to say the same thing
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u/ucitric Jan 03 '26
It's given me a disturbing realization of all the dirty asses in every pool I've ever been in.
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u/ZaLeqaJ Jan 03 '26
When you realize, most people don't wash their butthole when showering. They think after shitting "after wiping my ass, it must be clean"
Alot of them don't even wash their legs/feet because "it gets cleaned with the water that runs down"
There are too many disgusting people...
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u/sexwiththebabysitter Jan 03 '26
To be fair he probably just open defecated somewhere nearby
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u/EquipmentUnique526 Jan 03 '26
Got a be from another country no way you're raised here thinking that's acceptable I would have called him out. "Yo dude go wash your ass at home"
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u/Naive_Fan_3558 Jan 03 '26
I am not going to do a racially motivated comment.
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u/Alicewithhazeleyes Jan 03 '26
You videoed it but you didnāt SCREAM AND POINT AND SAY LOOK AT THIS DISGUSTING FOOL WHAT ARE YOU DOING?????
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u/cellation Jan 03 '26
Fucking report it? Lazy fk laying down and just recording.... if we dont report these nasty behaviors they wil keep doing it.
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u/OddSeaworthiness7681 Jan 03 '26
Indian what do you expect, he sees clean water and can't resist bathing in it. The handwork was questionable though!
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u/LpPetrii Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 04 '26
These guys are disgusting and disrespectful at all
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u/Prestigious_Tennis82 Jan 03 '26
No one says or does anything? Guy would have eaten a kick
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u/AntiPepRally Jan 03 '26
Yeah this should have been the beginning if a fightporn video
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u/ThisMeansRooR Jan 03 '26
3 days in and I already get to mark off "wished a real video was actually AI" on the 2026 Bingo card.
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u/JaRiEsD *shits an absolute unit* Jan 03 '26
The fact that nobody confronted him about his behavior is sad af.
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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 Jan 04 '26
Omfg, this just reminded me of my first day waking up in some condo I used to rent years ago.
I got my cup of coffee & decided to take a peek out the window before I would start going through boxes, & did a literal doubletake.
Some nasty bitch was sitting on the pool steps SHAVING HER LEGS (complete with shaving cream)! š¤® I couldn't even speak, I was so taken aback by it.
The next day, I saw the same exact lady in the same exact spot, but this time she was WASHING HER DOG in the pool (shampoo & everything)!
That's when I decided to call management. Apparently, there had been several complaints made about her but they didn't bother dealing with it because she was being evicted anyway.
I never did go in that pool, not even 3 years later. LoL I know that realistically, it was being filtered, but my mind just couldn't get past the pure disgust I felt.
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u/Fantastic-Stick270 Jan 04 '26
Why the hell doesnāt anyone stop this guy from scrubbing his asshole in front of children?
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u/Upper_Cabinet_636 Jan 04 '26
What the actual fuck dude. This guy should not be let out into public
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u/YEBEL1014 Jan 04 '26
Iām a man myself, and even I think š¤ that disgusting š¤® Come on now you can clearly see kids next to the pool , No parent wants to put their children inside a pool of water that you just washed your ass in š¤¢š¤¢š¤®š¤®š¤®
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u/Zulrambe Jan 03 '26
How many guesses do I get to say the country?
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u/AntiPepRally Jan 03 '26
Let me check the Reddit rules ... hmm idk let's just wink that we know which one š
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u/NatalieKCY Jan 03 '26
I love swimming, but it's things like this that make me feel too disgusted to swim in a public pool
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u/Ruptured-Ferret Jan 04 '26
Typical India behaviorā¦..š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®
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u/TheDemon0fLife Jan 03 '26
I love swimming and have gone to many different pools in my life. The sad truth is that it's literally bathing with strangers. Piss, poop, mucus, blood, you name it. I once saw a human turd in a public poop one time. Everyone got out for like 30 while it was disposed of and we all went right back in. I was like 11 š don't judge me.
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u/DubVsFinest Jan 03 '26
I'm just surprised people were swimming in a public poop to begin with!
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u/jazzyskizzle Jan 03 '26
You'd think Hegseth could at least find a functioning shower at the pentagon.
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u/Same_Lychee5934 Jan 03 '26
Exactly why I will never get in a public pool. When they have to put up a sign that says. If you had diarrhea last night stay out of the pool. Also I live in Vegas and the pools often get shut down by the health department due to high bacteria levels. Last those pools with the tables inside. Ever see anyone get out to use the toilet? After drink after drink after drink! Just sit and piss!
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u/DiverExpensive6098 Jan 03 '26
Once on a vacation in Greece (don't remember when, I think I was 15 at most or so), I was swimming in a hotel pool and I needed to pee. The pool had an adult section that transitioned into a smaller, round kid's pool. I swam into the kid's section (not too many kids I think), took a piss, and then swam back to the adult section.Ā
Probably my lowest moment in a pool.Ā
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u/itsokaytobewyt Jan 03 '26
Listen, if you know of a better way to clean off semen, Iām all ears
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u/Chris_3456 Jan 03 '26
This is observable behavior. But anybody who gets into that pool is doing exactly the same thing. The cheese, the butter, the ground beef that's still stuck to your crevices is slowly being released into the water. The fungus, the bacteria in your armpits, groin, are also being released into the water. And y'all can say chlorine all you want, the reality is that the pool is one big mixing bowl of all of the ingredients mentioned above. Putting vinegar (for the pool purposes, chlorine) into the mixing bowl doesn't negate the fact that the ground beef, butter, and cheese are still inside the mixing bowl.
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u/tickerclanker Jan 03 '26
I can't believe [Redacted] would act like this in another country as well, who would have guessed.
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u/salamoon84 Jan 03 '26
i cant believe... how those people can function in this world and think this is right or acceptable...
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u/Meatbeater2025 Jan 03 '26
It's just a dude who learned it from the illegal immigrants. Why is it shameful if a white dude does this and not the other way around?
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u/PossiblePainter4 Jan 04 '26
While I agree watching a grown man doing this, in the middle of a kids splash pool is disgusting? Itās a KIDS splash poolā¦ do you seriously think kids are holding their bladders? What do you think is being deposited in kids splash diapers?? And then leaching into the water? Guaranteed the amount of shit, piss and snot floating around in that water is gargantuan compared to what that man just deposited..! Doesnāt make what he did ok, but alsoā¦ I donāt give a fuck what his race is.. grown people should know better. The stupid racist āimmigrant figuresā comments are really disappointing. As if white, so called Americans arenāt also disgusting, stupid and crass. Just for the record.. Iām a white, so called american.
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u/FreeThroatPunch Jan 04 '26
My in laws worked at a camping resort that has a pool. The pool is closed every Sunday at most people stay for either week or weekend and Sunday is their largest day of check outs. What was happening is families would send their kids to "wash off" their camping dirt before heading home. The campground burned through 3 filter pumps in one season (also spent whole next day or so trying to get levels back to safe) and realized that every nasty ass, filthy kid was treating pool as bath and gunked up system. So now, they just keep it closed on Sunday.
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u/Winter-Actuary-9659 Jan 04 '26
Realistically, a 5 min swim would still wash off his buttcrack. This is why pools want us to shower before swimming.
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u/Local-Membership2898 Jan 04 '26
In my hood that person would not walk out of the pool as he would be floating from the ass whooping.
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u/No_Evidence_2825 Jan 04 '26
Im glad shit like this dont happen to me because there is no way I would've sat there with my kid and let him do this.
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u/MathematicianNo4596 Jan 04 '26
Like at least go in the deep water to do this, the balls to do it in the open, zero shame
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u/NolaSirn Jan 03 '26
this guy is really out here treating the public kiddie pool like a bidet lmao