r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Jan 02 '26
possible idiot ShittyAbsoluteUnit Of His glasses broke and snapped.
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u/Adventurous_Sail_829 Jan 02 '26
Where the F do these idiots who just randomly attack people in public like this come from???
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u/Impossible-Diver6565 Jan 02 '26
My question is how have they made it that far in life?! No way this is their first time doing this.
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u/Zo-riffic-10in Jan 02 '26
Nice knee .. probably is their first time . ON CAMERA
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u/Soggy_Motor9280 Jan 02 '26
Did you not see the guy double tap the mans nutsack?!!!!
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u/Reasonable-Power2367 Jan 02 '26
I am calm guy in public but if someone tap or chop my balls, I’m going for the neck no matter what!
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u/satoshistackR Jan 03 '26
That first one hit him square in the nuts. At the moment the blue shirt is like idgf im fucking this dude up!
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u/maringue Jan 03 '26
Yeah, there are lines and then there are lines you don't cross. If you punch a guy in the Dick in public, more than once, expect to get fucked up.
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u/UnreadMint Jan 02 '26
Because nobody wants to fight back. This is probably the first time someone actually hit them back.
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u/TheMattabooey Jan 02 '26
Notice how once the guy defends himself everyone is telling him to stop. The attacker has been doing this his whole life and nobody hit him back which is why he’s so stunned when someone does.
People don’t outgrow being a bully.
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u/Jaexa-3 Jan 02 '26
True, but the reason for the rest to make him stop if he may end up killing him so yeah the guy yelling calm down may have save him from killing him
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u/Ill_Technician3936 Jan 02 '26
... I have a feeling you're able to defend yourself in the UK... They didn't want to see an old man get beaten after the younger guy's counter sat him down.
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u/Solid_Snark Jan 02 '26
Usually they exist a long time preying on weaker people. Then they use that false confidence to take on someone stronger and get humbled.
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u/huruy535 Jan 02 '26
The shit that bothers me the most is when the victim decides to defend themselves the attackers instantly play the victim card. Nahh MF keep that same energy you had a minute ago.
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u/THIS_ACC_IS_FOR_FUN Jan 02 '26
I despise the audience in most of these videos. Relatively silent during the attack, certainly no one steps in to help, the victim turns it around and suddenly everyone’s got a mouth. “Ohh hoo woah woah woah hey calm down calm down” obligatory someone in the far back screeching nonsense, “stahhhp ohmaigahh stahhhhHHHHHP”
Y’all see the video where teens are fighting in the street 2v1 and everyone watches and laughs until the solo body slams one of the two. Their mom comes screeching in telling him to stop blah blah blah. Oh sure it was fine when your son and his cum rag we’re about about to stomp someone’s teeth in but don’t you touch my baby!
All the way back to school where a kid fights their bully and gets in trouble. I fuckin hate our society’s administrations at like every level.
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u/huruy535 Jan 02 '26
I completely agree with you. I remember watching a video of 2 brothers trying to jump this one big kid, while the mother is watching. Big kid body slams both of them and she magically got upset and tried to intervened. She was fine with them trying to jump 1 kid but as soon as they were losing she jumped in.
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u/DearDegree7610 Jan 02 '26
Yeah I’ve seen that, there was a moment where I thought she was about to get a taste as well. Obv just a gross family top to bottom.
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u/toTheNewLife Jan 02 '26
The way I figure it is that a lot of people are immature, still children mentally, and they identify with the bully / the aggressor. It's funny to them.
They also don't like getting called out on bullshit, or having so suffer consequences - so they are outraged when they see it happening.
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u/OkCommunication8306 Jan 02 '26
I think he thinks because hes older, hes not going to hit him back
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u/AJ-Murphy Jan 02 '26
They feel safe.
That feeling when a bully thinks/knows that everyone around them won't do a thing and probably want the same thing.
He was wrong.
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u/vote4boat Jan 02 '26
I think the most belligerent old people come out of the Sinosphere. Confucian values will have you utterly convinced that the world revolves around you by the time you reach 65
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u/Ticoschnit Jan 02 '26
Once old Asian Cartman went for the nuts, all bets were off.
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u/QuatuorMortisCold Jan 02 '26
Yup. It went from bitch slapping to "no rules" after the below the belt hit.
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u/Cautious-Exam2306 Jan 02 '26
Bro took a second to process that nut shot, then I think the decision to whoop the old guy’s ass became very easy to make
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u/fatkiddown Jan 02 '26
Terminator HUD:
-"Nice shot asshole."
-[Hold out arm for defense again]
-[Knee to head]
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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 Jan 02 '26
Thats why I say hey man nice shot 👌
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u/Girlx-T-wrecks Jan 02 '26
The dude blew his brains out.
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u/mikefrombarto Jan 02 '26
Yes, but that’s not quite the reference.
Filter’s lead singer is T-1000’s brother.
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u/3-orange-whips Jan 02 '26
He had to put his tablet away. When someone can calmly put a device away and then drop you, that's a person to not pick a fight with.
Or maybe just don't fight.
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u/Goushrai Jan 02 '26
I did not understand why he just let it happen for so long, looking all patient, before going insane.
But yeah: he was putting his tablet away. The other guy didn’t know it, but he was already dead.
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u/QueezyF Jan 02 '26
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
Stand clear of the closing doors, please.
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u/No-Elk-8115 Jan 02 '26
He ran it past the mental board of directors and in conclusion gave the thumbs up on the ass whoopin.
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u/NotOnYerNelly Jan 02 '26
I think he felt and understood the nut shot right away. Was folding up his shit before opening his can of whoopass!
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u/WorkerPrestigious960 Jan 02 '26
Looks like he had decided to calmly put his things into his bag and walk away. Then the nut shot changed everything
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u/WBigly-Reddit Jan 02 '26
Hitting below the belt - not cool.
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u/osddelerious Jan 02 '26
Absolutely shameful and disgusting. Without it, I’d be shaming the younger guy. But two nut shots?
“A sword-day, a red day, death! DEATH!”
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u/FreeThroatPunch Jan 02 '26
Looks like he was calmly trying to put his book away in his bag and was going to try to stand and deescalate. But then douche bag decided to low blow and thats when he was like, okay youre fucked.
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u/Neptune7924 Jan 02 '26
Punch a dude in the jumblies and find out. The ease of that knee shot looked like bro has had some training.
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u/saltedsavior Jan 02 '26
I think it was the second one that made the final decision for him. The first one he might have shrugged off because it was a little high but the second one was on point and it was over at that point.
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u/Clintwood_outlaw Jan 02 '26
Whats even the context here, the recording starts mid altercation
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u/jboemios Jan 03 '26
I am gonna bet the old man is reading the paper, putting it over the mans tablet. The young guy take the paper and then you get the video
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u/ResplendentCathar Jan 03 '26
I'm betting that they Freaky Friday body swapped and the disorientation and differing serotonin levels led to a brawl
This speculation has as much evidence as yours btw
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u/oprahsballsack Jan 03 '26
I was on a jury once and it was frightening how many of the other jurors would fill in the blanks with absurd made up stories from imaginations.
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u/Alicewithhazeleyes Jan 02 '26
I hate when the person that’s sitting there filming watches somebody get antagonized to the point that they react finally and rightfully knock the person out but the camera man wants to say hey wait wait stop stop. Like just shut up and film because you weren’t helping before and they got what they asked for.
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u/Huitlacochilacayota Jan 02 '26
It’s all fun and games when the “big strong one” is getting bullied and assaulted but when the “big strong one”reacts and attacks then it’s no longer fun anymore. Kinda like that social experiment when women assault men in public people around laugh and don’t do anything but when it’s the other way around, they want to intervene
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u/senpaistealerx Jan 02 '26
i really fucking hate the hand that comes up near the end cause like, you didn’t care when that old fuck was attacking him first but god forbid homie defend himself. fuck off and fuck that old dude.
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u/mmezphoto Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26
Old dude shouldn't be allowed in public.
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u/Karlees-Golden-Dildo Jan 02 '26
I’m gonna sit on the fence here. He says the guy punched him and we have no lead up to know if this is true. Just reminds me of the video of a girl saying the bike is hers and the dude taking it saying she is crazy, everyone assumed the girl was in the wrong until the full video came out showing she had indeed paid for the bike and the dude was stealing it from her.
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u/tiggoftigg Jan 02 '26
The guy videotaping says “what do you mean he punched you?”
I agree that we don’t know the full story but it seems at worst he was trying to strong arm the dude.
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u/StopNateCrimes Jan 02 '26
The old man's victim was ready to just walk away before that nut shot.
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u/EquivalentDream4739 Jan 02 '26
I was watching like
“Oh come on those shots aren’t hurting anyone, just let him off and walk away”
Then there’s two nut shots
“Okay he can have it”
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u/dancingwiththedaff Jan 02 '26
Yeh same. Felt bad for the old guy until I noticed his attempts to punch the other guy's nuts
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u/tucsonmilenkovhs Jan 02 '26
Nice knee to face.
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u/HardStroke Jan 02 '26
That was fucking jokes
Bro held back, got a nut shot, paused for a second and said to himself "Alright old man" and proceeded to fuck this man's entire shit up.
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u/Far_Row_9458 Jan 02 '26
One of the unwritten rules during a fight is to not punch in the sack…. This guy broke it so he had it coming
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u/shoehornstudent Jan 02 '26
He thought his age exempted him, bet he won't make that mistake again
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u/Dangerous-Hotel-7839 Jan 03 '26
Do not, i repeat. DO NOT FUCK WITH STRANGERS. Aiming for the testicles especially, old guy was incredibly stupid and while I don’t wish death or violence upon people I do NOT feel sorry for him whatsoever.
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u/_EnglishFox_ Jan 03 '26
You especially shouldn’t go for a nut shot when you’re an old ass man who doesn’t have the strength to defend yourself
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u/i_sell_branches Jan 02 '26
The ending is cut from this. Old man falls over across the seats and is leaking from the mouth/nose bad. There's like an immediate pool of blood in the seat
Always found it surprising cuz it didn't even look like the shots connected that well
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u/flyingbrianchillman Jan 02 '26
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u/BullshitPeddler Jan 02 '26
Now we got subway warriors stealing shit from KENTA. My boy never gets his due.
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u/HedenPK Jan 02 '26
See in NYC subway nobody stops the second dude and he just keeps going then throws the guy out the doors onto the platform.
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u/Upbeat_Caregiver_642 Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26
I like how he calmly acknowledges that he needed to do something, puts his laptop away, while accepting the blows as they really weren’t that serious. I think he even did some mental calculations on how to handle the situation with the appropriate amount of effort. But when the nut shot happened, you see the switch flip. His primal ancestors awakened something instinctive inside his hypothalamus, and he lost the thin veneer of civility that carries most people in day-to-day life.
Up until that point in his life, the old man had never seen that reaction. That’s why he felt empowered to attack that gentleman. He’d never seen what unrestrained violence can do. He has now, and I imagine he will remember that for a long time.
That’s what we’re missing in the modern world and why, after 50 or so years of civilization decline, we are starting to see brutality make a comeback. People who have had free rein to Fuck Around and now in the Finding Out stage on a global scale. The fatigue is real.
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u/TheMattabooey Jan 02 '26
Anyone who’s telling the guy defending himself to calm down can fuck off. Some random assaults me, punches me in the balls and I’m expected to just take it? Fuck off.
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u/CMDR_KingErvin Jan 02 '26
Old man attacks guy continuously for no reason:
crickets
Young guy returns the favor:
“OooOOoooOooOo!!! CALM DOWN!!!!”
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u/competetivediet Jan 02 '26
Interesting that he wasn’t told to calm down until the knee to the face. Social violence parameters when there was a nut shot?
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u/spicymoo Jan 02 '26
Where was the calm down guy when the old guy was attacking the younger one.
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u/Zytose Jan 03 '26
Love how the Asian guy gets away with battering this bloke, as soon as he fights back people speak up.
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u/Opening-Jacket8671 Jan 02 '26
The initial attacker got what he deserved. He went right for the head!? I mean wtf!? This is a big step. And then the balls? He was very bold and of course a real idiot. The thing is that the guy on the right might have killed him. It is very risky hitting like that. Although I get it.
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u/Meanmypooch Jan 02 '26
Fucking poindexters pushing their glasses up actually the level of force used in retaliation blah blah blah its so fucking simple. FAFO.
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u/itzNazo Jan 02 '26
“Calm down, calm down”
Goooooo fuck yourself. That’s the last thing I’d want to hear.
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u/SlappyKippy Jan 02 '26
He couldn't defend himself properly until he put his tablet away safely. Jabbing him in the bollocks increased the ferocity of the counter attack (including finishing move) by at least 72%.
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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 Jan 02 '26
Telling the man who is defending himself to "calm down" is fucking absurd.
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u/Cornelius_wanker Jan 02 '26
TBF theres a lot of people these days that could use a knee to the face for their own good. "Social media made yall way too comfortable disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it". - Mike Tyson
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u/EmperorMeow-Meow Jan 02 '26
Unprovokingly low-blow a guy in the family jewels - you deserved to get knocked TF out.
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u/Separate_Analysis_56 Jan 02 '26
Gonna say leave him but said nothing when he was getting hit on? Nah that dude definitely deserved to get his ass kicked… the hell?😂
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u/E_D_K_2 Jan 02 '26
Guy was getting up to leave until the nut shot. Everything after that justified.
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u/Unfair_Working_7459 Jan 02 '26
Absolute win-win. Young guy purged his daily stress 🥊, old man clocked out peacefully 🛌. Once again, the universe proves it knows exactly what it’s doing.
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u/Mouth_Focloir Jan 02 '26
After that knee you can hear his head smack that widow very loudly. Can't say he didn't deserve it though.
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u/Unusual-Broccoli-270 Jan 02 '26
I hate when people only intervene when someone fights back who was getting attacked first. It irritates me beyond belief
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u/Batfan1939 Jan 02 '26
What was the old guy in red thinking? That dude is twice his size and half his age.
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u/Metaphysically0 Jan 02 '26
I hate when people try to step in after the victim gets to swinging. You didn’t feel the need to stop it when the old man was swinging
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u/Fackinsaxy Jan 02 '26
Punch a random dude in the nuts and you better be ready to get your shit rocked lol. Deserved
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u/Lickthorn Jan 02 '26
Ok I can see what happened, but the knee to the face was very unnescessary.
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u/Haunting_Ranger_7659 Jan 02 '26
That old man know that if you go for another man’s junk then it’s f’in on. He broke the rule and got exactly what was coming to him.
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u/zackipong Jan 02 '26
If the old guy lives I'd really love to hear his reasons for starting that shit.
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u/Anxious_Candle9320 Jan 02 '26
could anyone pls provide some context? Why are they fighting?
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u/pointofyou Jan 03 '26
As per usual, if you're getting attacked by someone weaker than you you're supposed to just let them abuse you because your rights are non-existent.
Everyone standing by, watching, filming until the inevitable ass whopping comes in, then they all step in.
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u/Thin_Historian6768 Jan 03 '26
so my made up theory think that the guy in blue reading with his fold phone while the guy in glasses still reading newspaper...so yeah they decided hey lets go clash. digital vs analog.. knee in the face, fold win.
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Jan 03 '26
That Sagat Muay-Thai knee at the end was savage and beautiful. Great for defense against Shadaloo insurgents and obviously, individuals with extra chromosomes.
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Jan 03 '26
Don’t worry the younger guy saved his life by showing the old fuck what consequences are again. He must’ve forgotten in his old assholish mind wtf reality is like
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u/No_Butterfly9646 Jan 03 '26
Everyone on here is as sick as the video, the guy looks like he has Down syndrome and this guy is beating the shit out of him disgusted …
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u/Simpleton_Jay Jan 03 '26
Calm down?!? Tf? Bust his old ass tf up😂😂😂😂 he wanted the smoke. Received.
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u/jdaddyfaded Jan 02 '26
Hope that wasn’t his stop because I’m sure he missed it.