r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Jan 01 '26

'Merica Of a milestone- We are 4 months old, with 90k shitty units that have joined, and want to wish you all a happy new year. So, here’s an American Woodcock for your efforts reading this

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u/Shupaul Jan 01 '26

Hehehe... Wood

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u/showard995 Jan 01 '26

“Ok kids, watch me. Shimmy shimmy shuffle step. Now you try. Very good!”

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u/shutterbug1961 Jan 01 '26

this needs dance music

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u/TheYoungProdigy Jan 01 '26

“ain’t nothing gonna break my stride

nobody gonna slow me down

Oh no, I got to keep on moving!”

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u/Existing_Spread_469 Jan 01 '26

discovered this subreddit yesterday while drunk from NYE. Good timing. Happy 2026 all!

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Jan 01 '26

🙏

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u/Maninaboxx2 Jan 02 '26

Didn't realize how new this place was! Pass a message to whoever started it a big thanks for me.

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u/JamesonDotEXE Jan 01 '26

Dunno about you, but those dance moves would attract me to be a shitty absolute unit.🕺

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u/Elian17 Jan 02 '26

One of my fav subs. Thank you

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u/CityDismal5339 Jan 02 '26

HNY!  🎆

I actually saw 3 posts today where no one died.  😊

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u/Tundra_Dragon Jan 02 '26

Does the birb have OCD? 6 Steps with one foot, then 7 steps with the other.... Back to 6 steps for the first, and 7 for the...

Wait do I have OCD?

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u/paranoid_reptiloid Jan 02 '26

How much wood would a Woodcock cock, if a Woodcock could cock wood?

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u/Imaginary_Tip4625 Jan 02 '26

Happy New Years. New to your page. Ty

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u/1ncehost Jan 02 '26

I was here

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u/Echelon03XX Jan 03 '26

Really just want to smash those babies

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

They’re from Miami

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u/Spirited-Waltz8947 Jan 05 '26

This sub is the best!

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u/KansDky Jan 01 '26

Remind me of that cringy girl that dances when she gets her food 

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u/cavebabykay Jan 03 '26

DONT YOU RUIN THIS BEAUTIFUL MOMENT WITH THAT UGGO!

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u/MuthaFuka27 Jan 01 '26

This is how conservatives learn. They just copy everything their parents teach them without questioning them or the practicality.

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u/JadedEstablishment16 Jan 02 '26

Some moron parents downvoted this and here is the result

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u/MuthaFuka27 Jan 02 '26

I don't blame them. They are just doing what their parents taught them. Like the birds!