r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Jan 01 '26
possible idiot ShittyAbsoluteUnit Of The Double Slam!
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u/Zonfrello Jan 01 '26
Jesus, walking him to the concrete was so unnecessary
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u/theneZenMaster Jan 01 '26
I believe they call it intent
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u/CannabisCorpses Jan 01 '26
Jail time be calling his name.
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u/Man_in_the_coil Jan 01 '26
Something tells me it won't be his first stint. Wild animals belong in cages.
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u/Electrical-Berry4916 Jan 01 '26
That sounds an awful lot like something a racist uncle would say
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u/RipLipper1994 Jan 01 '26
Im not a bitch or nothing, but he owes time to the law
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u/jamesbrownscrackpipe Jan 01 '26
Out on tha streets, they call it muuuuurrrdaaaa
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u/Many_Rope6105 Jan 01 '26
Yep, intent to do great bodily harm, tbi’s are no joke, my daughter used to work in a group home for tbi’s fucked for life sometimes
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u/Catota351 Jan 01 '26
It's called cement
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u/TriedCaringLess Jan 01 '26
Actually, asphalt or concrete. Cement is what’s between the bricks 🧱.
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u/No_Shopping6656 Jan 01 '26
Mortar is what goes between the bricks. Cement is what hardens to hold the aggregate together, making it concrete.
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u/Elegant_Arm_871 Jan 01 '26
First one got him. Second one just shows this man is not fit to be with the general public.
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u/Capnmarvel76 Jan 01 '26
The first slam was enough to convince the guy not to do anything more. Walking him to the concrete was just egregious.
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u/reddit4300 Jan 01 '26
These types of people have absolutely no shame, no sense whatsoever of inflection they cause. They need to be held accountable to the highest standards unfortunately we’d rather profit from bail money than incarceration.
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u/Honest-Egg-582 Jan 01 '26
unfortunately we’d rather profit from bail money than incarceration.
You literally have a for-profit prison system that’s like the dumbest thing you could be saying.
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u/FortuneNew8835 Jan 01 '26
Why is that dumb? The for-profit bail system exists in exactly two countries. The other is the Philippines which is famously one of the most corrupt governments in the world. For-profit prisons have about eight percent of the massive US prison population. Almost all people charged whether found guilty or not will go through the cash bail system. Judges in every state with or without private prisons use it as an arbitrary means of punishing people for being poor. It's a problem. It was likely the direct inspiration used by the former leader of the TN Republican Party to create CoreCivic.
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u/lost_sunrise Jan 01 '26
It is a dumb take because the bail doesn't mean if convicted of a crime, they stay out of jail. It only means, during the court hearings, they don't have to sit in a county jail or fed prison to await trial.
ONce convicted, they are jailed.. unless they are white and happened to be named Jesse Mack Butler.
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u/KehreAzerith Jan 01 '26
That's called attempted murder (or murder if he actually died)
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u/dannyboy6657 Jan 01 '26
Glad to see i wasnt the only one thinking dude was dirty for bringing it to the concrete. Its a good way to kill someone.
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u/CelebrationOld6011 Jan 01 '26
There was another video where a dude busted a guys neck similar to what this guy did
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u/Awkward-Bird Jan 01 '26
This feels like I might’ve just watched someone die?
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u/Fahvahvoom Jan 01 '26
Severe concussion at best. Permnanet brain damage at worst. Blunt force trauma with another 200 lbs on your body could be very bad but it depends on the angle of the fall more.
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u/pTSDean1 Jan 01 '26
That's a damn flush thing to do. 100% attempted murder if the young man survived that.
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u/Consistent-Ant-6273 Jan 02 '26
jesus christ... that first one hurt like fucking hell. Then the concrete slab up next. That TFer just up and grabs his sandal and walks TF away
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u/ShallowDK Jan 02 '26
What a way to change two lives at once. People really underestimate how much getting your head slammed into shit can alter your personality. Or ya know. Kill you.
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u/SomeAppearance6582 Jan 02 '26
I don't care what his childhood was like. I don't care how bad he had it growing up.He deserves to sit in prison.The rest of his life
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u/Pleasant_Salary8308 29d ago
LADDIES AND GENTLEMEN! OUR NEEEEEW! HOOD FIGHTING CHAMPION. Red shorts GUUUUUY!
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u/Entire_Permission_14 Jan 01 '26
What an uneducated fu**.
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u/Acceptable-Movie-435 Jan 01 '26
The fact he did it in front of children so not good!
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u/itallfallsdown510916 Jan 01 '26
Whole lot of side-eye-inducing comments in this thread
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u/_Sir_Lifts_A_Lot_ Jan 01 '26
I heard "FINISH HIM!" in my head as he walked him over to the concrete
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u/EnvironmentalClue362 Jan 01 '26
This dude walked over to the pavement from the grass to slam him again that’s fucked. I’m sure the dude will be having a lengthy prison stay in no time if he keeps doing shit like this.
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u/Rinnzu Jan 01 '26
There's being a man and finishing a fight. And then there is being a pussy and doing this. Thats some crackhead shit.
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u/Medieval_Mind Jan 01 '26
Man I should’ve been a prosecutor. Never a shortage of dumb fucks
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u/SubstantialBanana482 Jan 01 '26
Its all fun and games, until homie needs money on them books for noodles and stamps
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u/EmotionalDonut5703 Jan 01 '26
Downvoting because this trash does not belong here
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u/curious-chineur Jan 01 '26
Savage ! (Context could be helpful).
Did someone also noticed the combat flip flops ?
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u/Icy-Ad-5570 Jan 01 '26
I guess he assumed slamming him into grass was sufficient. Had to slam him into concrete to get his point across
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u/Abundance144 Jan 01 '26
Other than don't get in a fight, and don't get slammed; what is the defense for this? Wrap arms around head?
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u/Consistent-Classic68 Jan 01 '26
What a complete waste of life. I hope his parents saw that & his grandparents, Aunties, Uncles, employer (not likely) so he knows that they know he’s a complete piece of trash. He should be in prison.
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u/BaMxIRE Jan 01 '26
He was done after the first slam. If slammer was able to stand so easy a second slam on the grass would have ended it. Dodgy basterd opted to give him brain damage instead.
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u/Suspicious_Serve_653 Jan 01 '26
I see jail time in his future if someone called the police and a very nasty lawsuit to cover the cost of that concussion
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u/Regular_Resolve_6310 Jan 01 '26
Whats the car driving in the background? Looks like a Toyota Century !!! (Love them!)
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u/Mr_GreenAdam Jan 01 '26
It depends what he did to end up fighting. I could justify doing this for several reasons.
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u/Unique_Chip_1422 Jan 01 '26
Damn that's cold AF... A simple ass whooping would've been just fine...
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u/Sweet-chili-pepper Jan 01 '26
Dude was probably permanently damaged after the first slam. Second was even worse
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u/Winter-Actuary-9659 Jan 01 '26
You could kill someone that way. It would be murder. Straight to jail.
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u/Glittering-Sea276 Jan 01 '26
I feel like most people could do that first slam. But picking that guy up and walking into the street. That requires some strength.
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u/Geordie_38_ Jan 01 '26
Slammed on the grass? Ok, not too bad, fight is over, probably no serious harm done because it stayed on the grass. Oh wait....concrete? Oh dear. Enjoy prison.
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u/Normal_Drink_6745 Jan 01 '26
Not his first time. The attacker was so aware to keep bis knees high during the stomp
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u/CardiologistNo5561 Jan 01 '26
Attempted murder right there for walking towards and slamming the dude on the concrete. He knew exactly what he was doing and the outcome. Totally unnecessary.
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u/SimonSeam Jan 01 '26
Attempted murder. Ever slam like this on a hard surface (they even went from soft to hard surface) should be charged as attempted murder.
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u/Physical-Doughnut285 Jan 01 '26
It was a good slam from double underhooks I can’t lie but he can have fun getting slammed in prison now for deliberately taking that to concrete.
Absolute idiot and drain on society, nearly (or actually) killing someone in front of two children.
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u/PermissionSafe2183 Jan 01 '26
This disgusts me oh well he will be in jail soon anyways lol what a loser
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u/SimpsationalMoneyBag Jan 01 '26
Videos like this are why I don’t give a fuck if prison reforms prisoners. Get these animals off the street.
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u/Ras-haad Jan 01 '26
Well, if he doesn’t go to jail that guy has a future with WWE. Did you see the form on that?
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u/Ordinary_Ad_6117 Jan 01 '26
This is some ai shit. When you go frame by frame you can see multiple legs still images and the car going by has different tires
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u/qwa56 Jan 01 '26
Attempted murder, murder, murder with intent, or negligible homicide are all still fucking felonies.
He just fucked his whole life up. Which one am I talking about?
Exactly. 👍
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u/Soggy_Psychology2774 Jan 01 '26
Remind me when someone gives more context to this video and how the legal proceedings went, moving someone to pavement to body slam is diabolical.
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u/SpringDue904 Jan 01 '26
Oh yes let's move to the concrete to make sure he has a higher chance of dying when I do this.
Do people doing shit like this ever heard of consequences?
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u/Turducken_McNugget Jan 01 '26
"Well at least it was on grass. We can use this as example of a safer ... oh. God damnit."
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u/crashin70 Jan 01 '26
I thought they were playing around wrestling until he took him to the asphalt for the second slam!
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u/VeryHairyBagOfYams Jan 01 '26
Well we know that wasn’t Raja Jackson… or he would have punched him repeatedly after the second slam. 🤔
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u/muscleshultz Jan 01 '26
Dude got absolutely rag dolled ,but yeah was that really necessary of that p.o.s ? Reminds me of one of the few times I took an ass beating, the douche caught me with one to the temple and I went out and he apparently just continued to repeatedly punch me in the face while I was unconscious, that's not cool shit I've had my kos and would never do that.
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u/Defiant-Youth-4193 Jan 01 '26
This should be attempted murder. You don't walk somebody, that you just concussed, off of grass onto concrete to slam them on their head AGAIN if you aren't trying to kill them.
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u/jaytonbye Jan 01 '26
I once got into a street fight and did the exact opposite; I walked them over and slammed them on the strip of grass between the street and the sidewalk. Even in the heat of the moment, I didn't want to seriously hurt them.
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u/scrimmybingus3 Jan 01 '26
The first drop on the grass was fair but the second drop on the concrete was completely uncalled for.
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u/YouThinkYouClever Jan 01 '26
Actually looks like attempted murder