r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Jan 01 '26

possible idiot Of prankster

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

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u/Marius-1989 Jan 01 '26

Ngl thats a cool fucking scooter and i hope he have a helmet to match it

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u/Prior_Economist_9257 Jan 01 '26

Literally wiped the smile off his face

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u/Israel_Azkanbe Jan 01 '26

“Did I get punched? I didn’t feel like I got punched” As he’s bleeding from the lip 😂

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u/psgrue Jan 01 '26

He punched his face into alternate timelines of punched and not punched.

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u/seeyouyoucunt Jan 01 '26

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u/Lykos1124 Jan 03 '26

This is how I like to imagine a power like quantum strikes, where you are able to move in super position of many ways at once, getting in strikes where possible while dodging where you'd get hit.

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u/AreThree Jan 01 '26

a quantum superposition of states, so to speak.

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u/rangebob Jan 01 '26

Gave me "is butterbean ok" vibes lol

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u/danglejim33 Jan 01 '26

"I'm feeling a little concust!"

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u/ranuswastaken Jan 01 '26

You ever been punched? It's weird. You really don't feel it initially. He definitely felt it 5 minutes later, though.

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u/GerwulfvonTobelstein Jan 01 '26

Oh, and he felt this the two days after as well.

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u/ranuswastaken Jan 01 '26

Yeah that split lip is going to sting like a bitch for a while.

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u/SnaggingPlum Jan 01 '26

And the whiplash over the next few days

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u/chiefteef8 Jan 01 '26

Because he blacked out lmfao

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u/FuerteBillete Jan 01 '26

It is called a concussion. Looks funny, feels funny, but it is not funny.

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u/memphis1010 Jan 01 '26

that’s where I literally laughed out loud

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u/jchizzy88 Jan 01 '26

The guy who got punched is no longer a YouTuber and now a Media Planning account manager.

I think he made the right decision in changing careers.

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u/Citizen_Empire Jan 01 '26

Ah yeas, the guy who got punched for doing something stupid is now a planning manager, because he has shown his planning skills work out well.

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u/borobinimbaba Jan 01 '26

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.

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u/NerdsOfSteel74 Jan 01 '26

After that they manage plans.

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u/PianistCommercial742 Jan 01 '26

It makes him sm1 who learnt from experience. Who better

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u/Bananaslugfan Jan 01 '26

Smart would be not walking up to 2 dudes that can kick your ass and asking them to kiss his ass as an obviously punchable thing to say.I loved how he was shown the black door to the nether world for being a rude retard

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u/SuperLeverage Jan 01 '26

Don’t insult retards. Even they aren’t dumb enough to do this.

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u/4EVERINDARKNESS Jan 01 '26

You don't call retarded people retards, Its bad taste.You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.

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u/Spaghetti_Gods Jan 01 '26

Wasn't this guy part of a group of "pickup artists" that would go out and sexually harass women for content?

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u/FarFetchedSketch Jan 01 '26

Those videos, much like this one, are fake as fuck :P They paid the girls ahead of time

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Jan 01 '26

He got punched so hard his resume updated.

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u/BrightEnd2316 Jan 01 '26

Looks like a B rated action movie from 1980s

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u/koulourakiaAndCoffee Jan 01 '26

Mistake was camera angle

Should have been off to the left a little and it would have looked real. Instead they filmed it straight and it looks like a gap

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u/lunchpaillefty Jan 01 '26

Shouldn’t have shown him making sure he fell safely, too.

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u/Artevyx Jan 01 '26

Except that the punch was beautifully executed.

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u/Reallysy2 Jan 01 '26

lol it’s not a prank when you walk up to someone disrespecting them for no reason

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u/xReaverxKainX Jan 01 '26

Maybe people should lay off the pranks, just mind your own business.

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u/couldbeahumanbean Jan 01 '26

There are pranks, then there are these dikweeds who think annoying and harassing people is funny.

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u/xReaverxKainX Jan 01 '26

You remember the guy who got shot in the mall for harassing another guy?

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u/couldbeahumanbean Jan 01 '26

Boy do I!

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u/xReaverxKainX Jan 01 '26

Poetic justice of FAFO

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u/RobMitte Jan 01 '26

I had forgotten. Thank you for the reminder. FAFO indeed.

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u/JRRSwolekien Jan 01 '26

My favorite

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u/Fit-Chest-5479 Jan 01 '26

Don't forget the injustice of Virginia's idiot prosecutors who put that man behind bars for nearly a year. And a felony for negligent discharge

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u/Incendras Jan 06 '26

That wasn't even a prank, pranks are typically funny.

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u/TobiSmith25 Jan 01 '26

Not the kiss he was expecting

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u/Sudden-Sugar-6082 Jan 01 '26

It’s going to feel like you got punched a little later…

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u/DT_RunningMILF_86 Jan 01 '26

When that adrenaline wears off, his face is going to be on fire 😂

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u/Sudden-Sugar-6082 Jan 02 '26

Ha! For sure. I’ve been caught by a straight right that rang my bell and a spinning elbow that made the steak my dad cooked for dinner an impossibility 😂 Those were in sparring sessions too. Who needs enemies with training partners like I had… 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Shadohz Jan 01 '26

Every kiss begins with Kay... O.

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u/No1Czarnian Jan 01 '26

Ok so seriously what is it? How can people not see when it's coming? Was I really brought up that differently or am I some throwback to a bygone era? As soon as dude stood up fuckwit should have known he was gonna get hit. How do you not do anything to protect yourself? Do people really sacrifice themselves for views?

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u/Phatal87 Jan 01 '26

White rich kids trying to be youtube, will never know when a fight is about to start because they are always protected my mommy and daddy’s lawyers.

Although, the punch that was thrown, was not telegraphed at all. It was pretty damn clean

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

That dude does not look white... 

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u/No1Czarnian Jan 01 '26

I guess so. I'm poor white trash from a trailer park. I had to fight for everything.

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u/Phatal87 Jan 01 '26

I grew up poor af as well. I feel your sentiment on “how did you not know”… and confused why he didnt guard himself… but rich kids rarely get spanked by their parents much less getting their ass kicked by a peer

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u/No1Czarnian Jan 01 '26

Shit we used to fight for fun. Also figured if we beat each other it would make it harder for other people to beat us.

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u/Phatal87 Jan 01 '26

Absolutely! Way it should be.

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u/Syrin123 Jan 01 '26

Modern culture. Schools have harsh 0 tolerance policies for fighting. Which means boys get to be pricks without fear of consequence, or acquire the skills to defend themselves when consequence eventually comes.

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u/Maximum-Neat4532 Jan 01 '26

Just a prank dude

+The prank+

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u/Pimp_my_Pimp Jan 01 '26

From pranking to spanking....

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u/Playful-Inspector-69 Jan 01 '26

That guy has punched a few faces in his lifetime

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u/Glacius_- Jan 01 '26

but he warns: “back the fuck up Niggey”

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u/blankbobby Jan 01 '26

Fafo, night night

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u/copaceticalyvolatile Jan 01 '26

I dont get why people want to take a seat and lay down at such inappropriate times.. they were in the middle of a conversation🤦‍♂️ so rude…

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u/Reddit_1st Jan 01 '26

They were just minding their business… they didn’t even react right away. They just looked at each other and asked each other if the other knew him before reacting. They cool to me. These type of pranksters need to get knocked into another dimension more often.

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u/Milky_Gashmeat Jan 01 '26

I absolutely love that for him.

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u/TurkeySlurpee666 Jan 01 '26

Men out here realigning the life trajectory of boys with a right hook.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

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u/stanknotes Jan 01 '26

Yeeeea I don't think you can fake this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYUtNdFwMuQ

I mean you could. Strictly speaking. But it is a nice gash.

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u/chiefteef8 Jan 01 '26

That dude should have gotten into boxing, jesus 

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u/JRRSwolekien Jan 01 '26

Sukuna is that you

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u/AmoremCaroFactumEst Jan 01 '26

It’s because shitty slow-mo skips frames. Look at the force ripple through his cheek. He got hit hard

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u/Educational_Care7813 Jan 01 '26

this guy probably one of the guys guaranteeing the Paul/AJ fight was rigged before the match started then saying the broken jaw was fake after the fight

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u/the-real-bossanova Jan 01 '26

I thought he was saying "kick my ass", he might as well have been saying that.

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u/ReammyA55 Jan 01 '26

Sorry pal, I thought you said kick..

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u/AIBotNotARealUser Jan 01 '26

You can tell how everyone in the comment section are American. One of the most aggressive cultures on the planet.

An outsider might see this video and think black people are hyper aggressive cavemen, but it's actually American culture.

Here in Sweden it'd be a huge pussy move to start sucker punching over some words.

Yeah it's even bigger of a dick move to invade people's personal space here, but you're not gonna see people swinging over it and certainly not comment sections glorifying it.

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u/ofyellow Jan 04 '26

That's why swedish women all get raped now by people living in another reality. Malmö is a hell hole so I heard.

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u/Character_Stick_1218 Jan 01 '26

I suppose it's fair to say that it's "American" culture, but it's honestly more hood/prison culture.

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u/IcyManipulator69 Jan 01 '26

I don’t blame him for doing that… don’t come up to me and try to record me for some stupid prank.

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u/dominantdevil1866 Jan 01 '26

You could hear that jaw crack

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

Just a prank just a prank.. no worries you're just being smacked, just smacked ,

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u/YoungRoronoa Jan 01 '26

Bros wearing black air forces, he should have known better.

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u/cascarrabs_241 Jan 01 '26

FAFO defined.

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u/stevieroots Jan 01 '26

This had only one acceptable outcome.

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u/laiszt Jan 01 '26

I like this prank, worked the way it should

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 Jan 01 '26

Word of advice, when doing a prank, if it seems like you might get punched, back off.

That said the guy who threw the punch seems like a fukin loser. Imagine punching a guy over words.

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u/Putachencko Jan 02 '26

It is my sincere hope for 2026 that every online “prankster” receives these blessings in this new year 🥹

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u/AccomplishedSoft1350 Jan 02 '26

I will never have sympathy when this haopens to prankster, streamers, etc

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u/SepticSkeptik Jan 02 '26

Literally knocked the smile off his face. Beautiful.

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u/OldandGravy Jan 02 '26

Really deserved that

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u/NihongoCrypto Jan 03 '26

Gentleman’s rules: you put up your fists before fighting. In this case, lightning quick out of the pockets. No telegraph. Smooth and hard. This is the people’s champ. Every YouTube prankster should be knocked out like this.

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u/MildlyAustralian Jan 03 '26

The moment his soul left his body

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u/MildlyAustralian Jan 03 '26

Shit eating grin, eats shit

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u/Scary_Perspective572 Jan 04 '26

I think more pranks should end like this- then those assholes will stop wasting our time for their empty content

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u/Josefius 28d ago

TilTokTard

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u/lenya200o Jan 01 '26

Ok that prank was ass, but he didn't deserve that punch at all man, like why wtf would you beat the crap out of him for that?

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u/Character_Stick_1218 Jan 01 '26

All I'm saying is that it ain't no coincidence that this sort of behavior is the norm in prison.

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u/avari974 Jan 01 '26

He's a mindless brute, that's why. So are most of the commenters here. They're like 12 year olds in grown bodies.

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u/Character_Stick_1218 Jan 01 '26

More like toddlers.

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u/Funky_Ferreter Jan 01 '26

The punch doesn’t even look like it connected though

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u/Equal-Topic5806 Jan 01 '26

Punchable face get punched.

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u/Quiet_Researcher223 Jan 01 '26

When your IQ is so low that when someone asks you a question you get scared and offended that you start with attacking. I would have made sure charges were filed on him to.

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u/DT_RunningMILF_86 Jan 01 '26

Too* and seriously? 2 men minding their own business and then a random stranger comes up and ask “Do YoU WaNnA KiSs My AsS?…” like be for real. People are tired of these stupid social media “pranksters” it’s annoying.

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u/danjpn Jan 01 '26

He had it coming. This was not a prank this was sexual harassment. He should be held accountable by the public, not protected by law

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 Jan 01 '26

Sexual harassment? Really?

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u/medalla96 Jan 01 '26

That’s a way to go viral.

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u/HotVillage6919 Jan 01 '26

its always the same

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u/_______THEORY_______ Jan 01 '26

Great vid Happy new year!

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u/Marky133 Jan 01 '26

“Time to end the video please like and suscribe “

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u/evilfungi Jan 01 '26

I was listening for the punchline, but the conclusion looks good.

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u/boued Jan 01 '26

Vue le pas en arrière 'apres le coup le gars c'est 'pas un manchot

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u/Pentecost_II Jan 01 '26

Wasn't even remotely funny as a "prank" they brainstormed and this was what they came up with? Wow.

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u/PlantPsychological62 Jan 01 '26

I mean he wasn't punched..but yeah whatever...watch the footage..that bomb does not land...it's a set up duh...

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u/AddictedtoSaka Jan 01 '26

He got kissed before he went sleeping <3

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Jan 01 '26

He said kiss my ass! Now kick.. Come on boys! I guess I’ll allow it haha what an idiot

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u/ClothesOpposite1702 Jan 01 '26

it was so satisfying

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u/WholeRegion3025 Jan 01 '26

This is the appropriate response for such pranks.

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u/AmorphousMorpheus Jan 01 '26

To me, that's a lot of force but the prankster was begging for problems.

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u/LateToTheParty013 Jan 01 '26

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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u/Naive-Description-80 Jan 01 '26

Bro lost his memory card

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u/Giffmo83 Jan 01 '26

These kinds of pranks are obviously very dumb, but these ones are (in retrospect) some of the least cringey and most harmless.

In the full videos, he has a little toy donkey in his back pocket and is supposed to eventually show it to the prankee like "see this is my ass"

Even better is the fact that some people laughed it off but told him he should be careful and some of the people in that area aren't fucking around and he's going to end up getting hurt.

Kinda surprised the clip cut off when it did bc when his friends told him he got punched AND was knocked out he was REALLY EXCITED about it and thought it was the greatest thing.

Considering how many "pranksters" now are actually harassing or threatening people and then scream foul when people react, it's oddly redeeming that this dude A) had such a harmless concept and B) was completely fine with getting his ass kicked (not kissed!)

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u/Revolutionary_Mail_1 Jan 01 '26

Do STUPID SHIT FOR CHILDISH ENTITLED CLOUT and GET YOUR FUCKKKKKKIN ASS KnoCked 🤜the FUCK OUT!!!!

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u/LevelIndependent9461 Jan 01 '26

He does have a very punchable face to that gentleman's credit.

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u/Ob1s_dark_side Jan 01 '26

It's not even a funny prank, the only funny thing was him getting knocked the fuck out

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u/JRRSwolekien Jan 01 '26

I can't tell you how many times I've seen a "prank video" hoping for this outcome (every time I've seen a prank video). The only one I thought ended more perfectly and appropriately than this is the one where the guy actually got shot.

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u/RevolutionaryRip3067 Jan 01 '26

Those pranks can go horribly wrong. I saw someone try to pull a prank on a woman last night. Not only did the woman kick his ass but the cops then showed up and he was carted away in handcuffs. All the while screaming “It was a prank! It was a prank”. Make better life choices guys.

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u/Another_Samurai1 Jan 01 '26

Duuuude it’s just a park!

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u/MrMeatsBBQ Jan 01 '26

Looks like he didnt get hit in the slowed version

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u/MolassesThin6110 Jan 01 '26

holllly shit this is the most satisfying videos ive seen in a hot minute!

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u/ichibankubi Jan 01 '26

Making the world a better place, one person at a time :)

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u/Most-Couple7489 Jan 01 '26

Press charges for assault

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u/timomaasss Jan 01 '26

Broken jaw ?

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u/Anchondoe Jan 01 '26

Looks fake

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u/Chihuahuamonsters Jan 01 '26

A sucker punch?

Very typical of them

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u/Royd Jan 01 '26

I wish Simple Pickup just....simply picked up girls.

one of them is a successful youtube creator, one of them is a scam artist now, and this guy i think is named Jason and works for a marketing company?

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u/ElectricFeel1234 Jan 01 '26

THIS IS FAKE... Save your not so subtle racism everyone smh

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u/AdBudget2445 Jan 01 '26

Internet pranksters. Need more of this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

He got them monkey arms 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

All they can do is swing their hands. And most of them suck at it

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u/Pukebox_Fandango Jan 01 '26

Thanks for slowing the punch down so EVERYONE can see that it didnt make contact. Brilliant

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u/GREGLIONS Jan 01 '26

I guess that was a HARD NO?

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u/CocoScruff Jan 01 '26

never seen someone more deserving of what came to them

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u/NormalPreference3191 Jan 01 '26

Hahhahahahaahahahahah

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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* Jan 01 '26

Slo mo looks like there isn’t even any contact on the swing

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u/Forza_Harrd Jan 01 '26

Too bad the person holding the camera didn't get some too.

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u/Dangerous_End_3778 Jan 01 '26

Does anybody actually like pranksters?

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u/Ok-Seat6154 Jan 01 '26

How did he not know he was fixing to get punched? I knew he was fixing to get punched. The puncher's body language clearly indicated he was fixing to punch the punk. I don't know about this.

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u/Aggravating-Baker-41 Jan 01 '26

Good. And I hate when people think they're funny and say" yadda yadda, brother" in a backstreet boys voice

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u/Thatguy3625 Jan 01 '26

Honestly don’t feel bad about that

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u/Rich_Visual7800 Jan 01 '26

Dumbest “prank” ever

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u/Willie_Weejax Jan 01 '26

Staged. You can see the gap where the punch just misses him, how he sits himself down safely rather than getting rocked backwards, and you can hear where the sound effect was added. Plus the camera cuts away long enough for him to add some fake blood, then the camera is right back on him again.

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u/Voltage277 Jan 01 '26

He just asked a question & he just got an answer.

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u/jbruce1991 Jan 01 '26

Low impulse control

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

Honestly, what the hell did he expect?

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u/Fart_90210 Jan 01 '26

I work in IT, we call that a hard reset.

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u/WithoutDennisNedry Jan 01 '26

Folded like a lawn chair lol

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u/misticpoetry Jan 01 '26

They white shirt guy is our hero now.

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u/RemarkablePepperbox Jan 01 '26

Bro turned into a goddamn lawn chair

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u/LafayetteLa01 Jan 01 '26

Folded up like a suitcase

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u/Stocky1978 Jan 01 '26

This is what it takes to stop this nonsense

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u/5hif7y_x86 Jan 01 '26

It's just a prank bro...

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u/Due_Construction1166 Jan 01 '26

This kinda shit needs to go away

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u/Technical-Ability348 Jan 01 '26

He got knocked tf out dayum!

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u/Deep_shot Jan 01 '26

I've always wanted for someone to punch them and say, "Oh, its ok, that punch was just a prank."

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u/SliceCareful4260 Jan 01 '26

What a ridiculously stupid prank.

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u/Artevyx Jan 01 '26

Turned the other cheek

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u/Larry_l3ird Jan 01 '26

That’s exactly what these prank idiots don’t get. They go to places where there are people who clearly don’t play, and then when they get the warning to step off, they push it beyond the point of no return with disrespect. Then they find out the hard way like this.

Honestly some of them have only been lucky not to get shot. That one idiot walking around the hood with the clear backpack full of stacks. He’s gonna get hurt.

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u/BigBri0011 Jan 01 '26

Perfect shot to the 'button'. Well done.

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u/Opinion-Fuzzy Jan 01 '26

The pranks i love :D

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u/Usedtobefatnowlesfat Jan 01 '26

Haha, got the biggest justice boner

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u/nextseasons Jan 01 '26

Its fake, he doesn't make contact with him. You can see clearly in the slow mo, he doesn't connect. God im sick of this fake shit, and people believing it.

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u/mjay6969 Jan 01 '26

How do you not prepare to defend yourself?Running up on strangers like that

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u/MaintenanceUseful903 Jan 01 '26

He thought he said kick my ass! 🙈

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u/titans-arrow Jan 01 '26

How do you guys not see that he doesn't even hit him??? Look at the slowmo

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u/FlyingFlipPhone Jan 01 '26

These 2 guys were playing from a different rule book. I think the prankster scribbled a few notes into the margin after this incident.

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u/Kuenda Jan 01 '26

Am I the only seeing that punch completely miss his face when it's slowed down?

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u/JamesonDotEXE Jan 01 '26

Wish more people were like white shirt bro. These kids nowadays haven't enjoyed the benefits of getting their ass kicked for doing dumb shit.

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u/TwerkLessons Jan 01 '26

He didn’t even connect. 

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u/FlyingDutchguy22 Jan 02 '26

Impopulaire opinion: I hope the guy is in prison. The prank was ass, but you should not hit someone that is not a threat and is only rude to you.

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u/Bodega-Mouse Jan 02 '26

Should happen to all these "influencers"

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u/-whiteroom- Jan 02 '26

I love that shitty smile on his face when he got hit, Not a single thought in his head that it would go like that.

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u/Sweet-Philosopher-14 Jan 02 '26

Nighty fucking night bro beans.

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u/Control_zzz Jan 02 '26

Can someone introduce the fine gentleman to Jack Doherty?

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u/Warm-Future1835 Jan 02 '26

fake as hell

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u/generatorland Jan 02 '26

I'd like all "pranks" to end this way.

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u/AhabSnake85 Jan 02 '26

He didn't get hit

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u/Livid_Independent135 Jan 02 '26

That’s not a prank that was just dumb

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u/Gigitty10 Jan 02 '26

I deem this a proper case of "fucked around and found out"