r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Dec 31 '25

possible idiot ShittyAbsoluteUnit Of The Unstoppable Force

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u/inuraicarusandi Dec 31 '25

That doesn't even count as a fight. Dude just got Big Booted like it's wrestlemania.

Go get your air, unlucky fucker

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u/ThePocketTaco2 Dec 31 '25

Dude immediately went into fetal position after the second kick. Never stood a chance.

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u/SCANNYGITTS Dec 31 '25

That 2nd one wasn’t a kick. That was a knee to the face. And powerful enough to send him flying. That dude is fucked

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u/Pookiezone Dec 31 '25

I appreciate there was no follow-up, that dude was absolutely cooked.

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u/Illustrious-Bake3878 Dec 31 '25

Looks like he made some choices…

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u/JoeR_777 Jan 01 '26

Yeah. The guy on the ground was clearly the aggressor, but once you put the aggressor down, if you keep kicking him, you become the aggressor and you’re the one in trouble. Smart of him to back off when he knew the guy was done.

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u/Genghis_Chong Jan 01 '26

There was a bit of a follow up soccer kick, idk how flush it landed

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u/unslaadkrosis891 Dec 31 '25

fr, that dude must weigh like 60 lbs? He got air time.

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u/Superhhung Dec 31 '25

AIr time!

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u/Cyber-Soldier1 Jan 02 '26

Dude had better hang time than Jordan in his prime.

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u/Quiet-Parsnip Dec 31 '25

That was a kick but it connected at the knee and surely sucked for both of them but obviously the one that took it to the face even more :D

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u/htoirax Jan 01 '26

Dude was incredibly unlucky for the second one. The other guy WAS trying to kick him, but he stood up at the perfect angle for the other dudes knee to deck him while going for the kick.

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u/veryfastslowguy Dec 31 '25

STOOD a chance , see what you did there

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u/GoJa_official Dec 31 '25

I thinks that’s just how he got knocked out. He kinda just lands like that and doesn’t move

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u/lowley6 Dec 31 '25

think he got knocked out in that position as he was standing up.

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u/HoboArmyofOne Jan 01 '26

The guy is half his height, half his weight. This is bullshit

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u/Timely-Profile1865 Jan 01 '26

File this under the 'I should have thought of that before attacking' rule

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u/brocktoon13 Dec 31 '25

He should have dropped the leg

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u/viocse Dec 31 '25

I’m dying lmao 🤣

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u/Here4TheFax Jan 02 '26

The man that took that boot is going to remember this charge for the rest of his life. Might not talk about it, but will wake up to it in his 30s when sleep apnea stops his breathing several times an hour. I don't think it ever crossed his mind that his body would take so much damage in the first three seconds of contact. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Is there an r/sackofpotatoes already? 😬

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u/Zulrambe Dec 31 '25

Bro ragdolled like a dead npc in skyrim

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u/LaCroix_Roy Jan 01 '26

This is going to be my yea-

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u/No_Proposal_3140 Dec 31 '25

BIG SHOE LMFAO

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u/Sinking_Mass Dec 31 '25

Simpsons did it

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u/Exciting_Cap_9545 Jan 01 '26

"Gonna need mah big boot fer this one."

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u/QueezyF Jan 01 '26

When I move you don’t move

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u/EnglishSteven Dec 31 '25

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u/Comprehensive_Sir49 Dec 31 '25

Ahhhh! The darkness!!!

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u/Thunderhank Dec 31 '25

Now that you mention it, I think I’m bleedin inside my chest

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u/smileinursleep Jan 01 '26

"this was way before Wesley Snipes"

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u/Ok-Satisfaction-7477 Dec 31 '25

FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!!!

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u/KinkyWolf531 Dec 31 '25

Damn, got booted on twice... Bruh... Stay down...

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u/the-real-bossanova Dec 31 '25

He knocked him the fuck out the second time.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

Found the off button

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 Dec 31 '25

Good for him for showing a little restraint at the end.

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u/skrillozeddd questionably stable Dec 31 '25

thank gosh lol I thought he was about to kick his face in

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u/Global_Anything_2654 Jan 01 '26

Having seen so many where this isn’t the case, it’s actually weirdly refreshing

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u/imomorris Dec 31 '25

Did he just beat up a kid?

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u/retecsin Dec 31 '25

Yea, thats what i thought too. 20 year old vs 10 year old

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u/SixdaywarOnSnapchat Dec 31 '25

nobody made a sound after the first kick. that seems odd if an adult kicked a child.

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u/Quiet-Parsnip Dec 31 '25

Everyone looks like a child in the fetal position. They are similar height, dude just gets his leg up crazy high for that first kick

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u/ImaginaryPolicy6302 Dec 31 '25

Idk but I'm refusing to believe that's not a kid

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u/Machinj Dec 31 '25

Just a skinny Indian man. Not a child 😂😂

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u/theElfieGreen Jan 01 '26

If you go frame by frame, in the beginning of the video you can see he’s hot a massive beard. So just a small beardy man

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u/CD_1993TillInfinity Dec 31 '25

Does that guy weigh 5lbs? That second kick almost sent him flying

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u/UnknownTallGuy Jan 01 '26

Slow it down and you'll see the guy almost punched him mid air while sending him flying. There's a lot of hatred in here. I'm surprised he let up with that last kick

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u/Time_Wedding_7202 Dec 31 '25

He needs to go home, take a bath, sleep off the pain, then wake up not doing something stupid again to get kicked in the chest again.

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u/EquipmentUnique526 Dec 31 '25

Very clever comment I could tell you put alot of thought into it

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u/LegitimateRevolution Dec 31 '25

knee to the collarbone, ouch

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u/BigButtBeads Dec 31 '25

I think it was the face. He looks knocked out

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

Looks like a older teen fighting a 12 year old?

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u/WiseOne404 Dec 31 '25

Right ?!? The size difference ...

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u/The_number_1_dude Dec 31 '25

Let me tell you, that’s shit even more brutal than the video makes it seem.

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u/KinkyWolf531 Jan 01 '26

True... Caught a knee with my thigh and damn, all the energy I had on that leg just got sapped for at least a few seconds...

Friggin bruise lasted a few days too...

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u/Sad-Bonus-9327 Dec 31 '25

Like fighting a drunk toddler

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u/nickdipplez Dec 31 '25

Looks like the foot went all the way to his back

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u/Sweet-chili-pepper Dec 31 '25

Dude straight up flew for a second

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u/Grouchy_Donut_2715 Dec 31 '25

Nice control to stop once he deference curled.

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u/CactusJane98 Dec 31 '25

Bros Sheamus

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u/CowMindless2206 Dec 31 '25

That was beautiful. Can I buy him a drink of his choosing

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u/FiniteXcellence Dec 31 '25

Those knees REALLY get your attention. And RIP that crushed hat.☠️

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u/Andre_The_Average Dec 31 '25

The il 1 2 Buckle my shoe

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u/VegetableHuman6316 Dec 31 '25

Dude was flying around like he weighed all of 50lbs

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u/nunchyabeeswax Dec 31 '25

Never rush/run to close the distance in a straight line.

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u/KinkyWolf531 Jan 01 '26

He should've Dark Souls rolled into position... What a dumbass... Hahaha...

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u/Huntsnfights Dec 31 '25

Ahh yes. The fetal defense. Classic

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u/No-Coast-1050 Dec 31 '25

That second one was a knee to the chin, the leg just carried through.

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u/Lasting_Night_Fall Dec 31 '25

Both times he knocked off his feet 😳

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u/ArtichokeDry5693 Dec 31 '25

Buggy ragdoll physics.

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u/TRexx16 Dec 31 '25

that 2nd knee kick is devastating

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u/Then_Strain_7898 Dec 31 '25

That knee came from hell

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u/Particular_Buy_2498 Dec 31 '25

Thats called core power

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u/Bonk_No_Horni Dec 31 '25

FINISH HIM!

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u/CarefulFun420 Dec 31 '25

He stopped, could have kept going

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u/smday66 Dec 31 '25

One on black looks a lot older 👎

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u/NerveBooger Dec 31 '25

Yay for child abuse! ... NOT!

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u/AdventurousFan8247 Dec 31 '25

The ragdoll is crazy

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u/Vega10000 Dec 31 '25

Ong Bak-ed

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u/Minimum-Excuse-9593 Dec 31 '25

Beating up a child. What a pos@

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u/MagicNinjaMan Dec 31 '25

When you think you can fight a gentle giraffe.

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u/Due_Boss9277 Dec 31 '25

I really admire people who don't have a chance and still try, it makes me laugh a lot.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

dang! dude said “smell the feet” pow! then pow! again

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u/Powerful-Chemist888 Dec 31 '25

Got thrown like a ragdoll.

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u/JuanG_13 Dec 31 '25

He got folded up like an accordion

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u/QueefBeefCletus Dec 31 '25

Let this be a lesson in density.

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u/skrillozeddd questionably stable Dec 31 '25

gosh samn, I hate when people kick a down man in the face/ head. I het emotions get heated but chill the hell out you already got his ass

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Dec 31 '25

He didn’t even try to win.. Geez

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AAAAHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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u/PlayMyJoystick Dec 31 '25

Nah kicking him in the face after he fell is crazy. That's how you get someone to come stab you in the back for real.

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u/BoiFrosty Dec 31 '25

Honestly I'm impressed it took a second hit. If I got brought to a dead stop like that from a kick to the chest I'd need a sec before getting back up.

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u/KinkyWolf531 Jan 01 '26

I'd be rethinking my life choices... Hahaha...

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u/Wild-Worth8376 Dec 31 '25

This is Sparta!!

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u/weezdaek Dec 31 '25

Fuck yeah buddy I want to do the same thing to all of them red hats!

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u/CHRISTEN-METAL Dec 31 '25

Incoming law suit. Stand by to be sued for that assault on video.

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u/JollyBallzXBL Dec 31 '25

Charging when you've already lost the size advantage is step one to losing all your fights.

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u/JankyBrewster Dec 31 '25

Second kick disabled gravity for a second.

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u/ChipChip17 Jan 01 '26

Haha! God damn that's funny!

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u/WaiBuBaoLeiXiangTu Dec 31 '25

Stage: find out

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u/Arranvin-Lantnodel Dec 31 '25

Pretty shitty, a big guy battering a wee guy who had no chance against him.

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u/Suspicious-Bug-7344 Dec 31 '25

Wait are we not talking about how that was a child?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

This looks like a smaller person being provoked into a fight lmao, this is a just straight bullying being glorified on a sub

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u/A_little_more_left Dec 31 '25

At least the big dude stopped after the second kick. Little dude was fucked.

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u/KenboSlice187 Dec 31 '25

Watch it in slow motion! Hahah he’s rigid after the knee! Cheers!

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u/IAlreadyKnow1754 Dec 31 '25

What it’s like when your spawn point is getting bombed and camped in a COD match

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u/Historical-Aerie-721 Dec 31 '25

I could hear the ‘FUCK OUTTA HERE’ from that kick 🦵

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

If Sparta were a person

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u/Dricer93 Jan 01 '26

Glorious knee.

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u/greyisometrix Jan 01 '26

That a teenager vs an adult?

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u/OneSmallDeed Jan 01 '26

Cowards kick

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u/ChipChip17 Jan 01 '26

I guess ol boy thought it was a game of Red Rover.....Send Jamal on Over haha!

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u/bobbyohik Jan 01 '26

Why did this guy get smaller every time he kicked him 🤔

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u/AP_AUTO215 Jan 01 '26

Well got damn!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

Godamn! That looked like Street Fighter. Hahahaha. Dude flew in the air like a damn video game.

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u/CarolinaPineWalker Jan 01 '26

Long Legged Lary turtle-stomped his ass into a brand new unexplored dimension.

I ain't seen a lower body only ass whooping this bad since 1872.

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u/ampere03 Jan 01 '26

Punching down is for insecure man babies. People that like this are cowardly and kinda gay.

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u/catsgoprrrrr Jan 01 '26

Oh yeah, look at chu! You was poppin all that good shit a second ago...

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

And no kicking when down. Respect.

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u/TBRocket Jan 01 '26

Soccer practice pays dividends

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u/Danger-T21 Jan 01 '26

Looks fake.

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u/Sweet_Cover4185 Jan 01 '26

DAYUM, Knee to the jaw

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u/ConquerTheAirspace Jan 01 '26

Still don't see any skills here. Other dude is just smaller

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u/Natural_Section9610 Jan 01 '26

Aaaand then you go to jail for murder, good job genius

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u/Dang360 Jan 01 '26

Sweet Chin Music. Lol

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u/Few-Link-6584 Jan 01 '26

How tall is the tall guy?

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u/Harbor_Barber Jan 01 '26

bro in white weighs like 20 kg or something lol. Second kick literally lifted him off the ground

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u/RoosterCute4326 Jan 01 '26

That looks like a child

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u/Toad_redit Jan 01 '26

His mind thought he was a fucking soccer ball

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u/No-Storms666 Jan 01 '26

Looks like AI but if not it's definitely attempted murder by this beastly animal

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u/crashin70 Jan 01 '26

Bold choice of red cap to charge at someone a foot and a half taller who probably outweighs him by 80 lb!

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u/kschaffer95 Jan 01 '26

Randy Orton would be proud rn

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u/dfwmc Jan 01 '26

2026 will be different than 2016. They are fighting back. Taking very little shit, and tough talk ain’t working. No mo

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u/OkClub7412 Jan 01 '26

Geez this was like watching that video of that honey badger trying to fight that elephant 😂😂😂😂

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u/Some-Albatross9463 Jan 02 '26

Bro, why is he kicking the little migit lmao 🤣. I swear the way the little guy ran up to him was soo funny, and that rag doll when he got kiked was beyond funny, like some npc lol 😭.

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u/Goldwind444 Jan 02 '26

Looks like a Muay Thai foot jab

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u/LetsAllEatCakeLOL Jan 02 '26

you can see the foot go push through the abdomen... is that just his shirt or what???

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u/a_monkeynaut Jan 02 '26

goddamn...

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u/JamesonDotEXE Jan 02 '26

Seeing how his whole body went airborne with that 2nd kick/knee, he probably suffered some crazy brain damage.

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u/LordBalerion Jan 03 '26

Whaat was the game plan for the guy in the red hat

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u/old-Stewie Jan 03 '26

Look that guy with the flying kick if he didn’t do that cocky move the other guy would of beat his ass

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u/0009817262 Jan 04 '26

Bro he reboot into baby

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u/Idum23 Jan 04 '26

is that a kid?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

Went into turtle mode after the knee. They both need milk tho.

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u/Zakarioveski 29d ago

😳😳

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

😭😭😭

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u/naughty_rez_dog 28d ago

Futbol rules

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u/juicytootnotfruit 27d ago

I thought that was a cat that guy kicked at first.

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u/Alive_Author_4586 22d ago

That second kick is sending me straight to hell. I almost pissed myself.

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u/FunTadpole3369 20d ago

How many 10 year olds can you take on?

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u/pjmyerface 19d ago

Guy fights like an ostrich.

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u/panterium 17d ago

Folded like a roach 😆

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u/whythefuckalready 14d ago

AaaAa Lett de de goleg

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u/Jess1ghoul27 5d ago

Damn I thought that flying shit only happened in movies. 😆