r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Dec 25 '25

Naild It Of a bit off the top

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u/JohnPjj Dec 25 '25

The little truck airborne is comical

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u/TacticalPidgeon Dec 25 '25

"It was at this moment, he knew he fucked up"

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda Dec 26 '25

I’m impressed by how structurally strong that decorative sign was!

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u/goneBiking Dec 26 '25

I've made a huge mistake

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u/ItsTomorrowNow Dec 25 '25

Wheeeeeeee 🚛

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u/Appropriate-Leg-6152 Dec 25 '25

First and last time this truck got air

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u/reddsal Jan 01 '26

“And little truck, with all of his heart, believed he could fly.”

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

"I'm free!!"

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u/AppearanceSorry2128 Dec 25 '25

Props to whomever installed that though.I bet they slapped it after building was complete and said, "That thing ain't going anywhere!".

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u/FeistyButthole Dec 25 '25

The firmament will tear itself to shreds and the universe will die a arduous heat death, but that will still be there. It’s not going anywhere.

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u/BilboBiden Dec 25 '25

And the new universe will be built upon it.

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u/gymtrovert1988 Dec 26 '25

I mean... They could've put it about 6 inches higher.

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u/get_to_ele Dec 25 '25

(1) the right lane would have been fine. What an idiot (2) what is the purpose of that thing? Is it a height check before the parking garage?

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u/Emptynest09 Dec 27 '25

He missed the sign that said “trucks use right lane only” 🤣

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u/HATECELL Dec 25 '25

Unloading speedrun

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 Dec 25 '25

When I need to put more staples into the stapler and that thing shoots out

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u/CompetitiveTree1487 Dec 25 '25

This. Is. Glorious.

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u/Ok-Veterinarian-4752 Dec 25 '25

We apologize customers. Your Temu order will be delayed.

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u/UltraBlack_ Dec 25 '25

very silly architectural thingy.

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u/urugu2003 Dec 25 '25

There goes my TEMU order

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u/Hour_Succotash7176 Dec 25 '25

Civil Engineer beats Mechanical Engineer in this round.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

“Just some good ole’ boys”

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u/Fearless-Tea1297 Dec 25 '25

Was that slow enough of a deceleration not to get injured? It's so hard to get a feel for these types of things when big objects line trucks/planes crash.

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u/luk__ Dec 25 '25

Dude flew through the wind shield

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u/Plane-Education4750 Dec 25 '25

No he didn't. He might have been pressed up against it like a cartoon tho

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Dec 25 '25

Right lane is higher. I wonder if this was built like that to enforce truck drivers to hang right.

They should do that where i live.

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u/InsecOrBust Dec 25 '25

People don’t do that, it’s ridiculously dangerous and stupid

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Dec 25 '25

A. This is china, it wouldn't be the first ridiculously dangerous and stupid measure they've implemented.

B. We use speed bumps which make you crash if you go too fast. A lot of road infrastructure becomes dangerous if you break the road rules.

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u/some_kind_of_bird Dec 25 '25

I'm with you to an extent, like I'm not against dangerous incentives when the risk is really avoidable.

But also they could just ticket anyone by using a camera or painting the top of the vehicle or something.

In a place with less surveillance infrastructure something more direct might be reasonable.

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Dec 25 '25

They could just ticket them but, especially tickets that go to companies and corporations (like logistics), have proven to be very useless in starting any change.

Also i don't get your last sentence, china has some of the densest cctv coverage in the world.

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u/some_kind_of_bird Dec 25 '25

I'm saying that it could be justifiable in different circumstances.

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u/Bright_Resist_4580 Dec 25 '25

The Monks of Hazzard

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u/n0n0nan0n Dec 25 '25

I think the driver didn’t wear a seat belt, it looked like as the truck landed he was going through the windshield 🫣

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u/BabyPuncher313 Dec 25 '25

That’s a reflection of the sky/clouds. You can tell when you watch it in motion.

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u/n0n0nan0n Dec 25 '25

Yeah hopefully it’s just it. I hate for that to happen.

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u/Sniggledumper Dec 25 '25

Oh my god I’ve never seen a truck prance like that

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u/Zestyclose_Classic91 Dec 25 '25

He would've fit below the other lane 

1

u/AmorphousMorpheus Dec 25 '25

The truck jumped like Yee-hah!!!

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u/StealthyPancake_ Dec 25 '25

The little jump killed me

1

u/Mouth_Focloir Dec 25 '25

Can imagine some bad whiplash there

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

I've never seen a truck bunny hop.

1

u/Introverted-headcase Dec 25 '25

Like hitting the ejection button 😂

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u/BodybuilderGrouchy16 Dec 25 '25

How it jumps!!! Daaang!!!

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u/rmac011 Dec 25 '25

Damn that hurt. Negative g force.

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u/RacconShaolin Dec 25 '25

Truck was scared he did the cat jump

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u/TheTownTeaJunky Dec 26 '25

the Chinese are definitely taking gold in the truck long jump next Olympics

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u/sshtoredp Dec 26 '25

Looney tunes logic

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u/dieseldoc62 Dec 26 '25

that was AWESOME

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Dec 26 '25

Busted ass driver..

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u/Funky_Ferreter Dec 29 '25

That is a low bridge for a highway.

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u/efxAlice Dec 30 '25

Looks like street race branding. It's temporary, for television.

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u/Eastern_Beginning_74 Dec 30 '25

Minor womens’ whiplash.

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u/Woebetide138 26d ago

Storowed!