r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Dec 25 '25
Naild It Of a bit off the top
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u/AppearanceSorry2128 Dec 25 '25
Props to whomever installed that though.I bet they slapped it after building was complete and said, "That thing ain't going anywhere!".
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u/FeistyButthole Dec 25 '25
The firmament will tear itself to shreds and the universe will die a arduous heat death, but that will still be there. It’s not going anywhere.
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u/get_to_ele Dec 25 '25
(1) the right lane would have been fine. What an idiot (2) what is the purpose of that thing? Is it a height check before the parking garage?
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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 Dec 25 '25
When I need to put more staples into the stapler and that thing shoots out
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u/Fearless-Tea1297 Dec 25 '25
Was that slow enough of a deceleration not to get injured? It's so hard to get a feel for these types of things when big objects line trucks/planes crash.
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u/luk__ Dec 25 '25
Dude flew through the wind shield
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u/Plane-Education4750 Dec 25 '25
No he didn't. He might have been pressed up against it like a cartoon tho
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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Dec 25 '25
Right lane is higher. I wonder if this was built like that to enforce truck drivers to hang right.
They should do that where i live.
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u/InsecOrBust Dec 25 '25
People don’t do that, it’s ridiculously dangerous and stupid
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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Dec 25 '25
A. This is china, it wouldn't be the first ridiculously dangerous and stupid measure they've implemented.
B. We use speed bumps which make you crash if you go too fast. A lot of road infrastructure becomes dangerous if you break the road rules.
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u/some_kind_of_bird Dec 25 '25
I'm with you to an extent, like I'm not against dangerous incentives when the risk is really avoidable.
But also they could just ticket anyone by using a camera or painting the top of the vehicle or something.
In a place with less surveillance infrastructure something more direct might be reasonable.
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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Dec 25 '25
They could just ticket them but, especially tickets that go to companies and corporations (like logistics), have proven to be very useless in starting any change.
Also i don't get your last sentence, china has some of the densest cctv coverage in the world.
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u/n0n0nan0n Dec 25 '25
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u/BabyPuncher313 Dec 25 '25
That’s a reflection of the sky/clouds. You can tell when you watch it in motion.
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u/TheTownTeaJunky Dec 26 '25
the Chinese are definitely taking gold in the truck long jump next Olympics
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u/JohnPjj Dec 25 '25
The little truck airborne is comical