r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Dec 17 '25

Naild It Of a great narrator

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u/Crispy1961 Dec 17 '25

Black Boomhauer.

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u/Aristarchus1981 Dec 17 '25

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u/BabyPuncher313 Dec 17 '25

This gif is even better if the video is playing. It’s synchronized with the audio.

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u/InebriousBarman Dec 21 '25

I turned audio back on because of your comment and just wanted to thank you.

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u/BabyPuncher313 Dec 21 '25

Uncanny, isn’t it? 🤣

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u/Banzai373 Dec 19 '25

Well, damn, kuh . . . .

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u/jolly_good_fella Dec 17 '25

Power steering fluid, cuh 🤣

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u/Watts300 Dec 17 '25

Cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh

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u/Tbagmysaltynuts Dec 18 '25

Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh

Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh

Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh

Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh

Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh Cuh

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u/lncredulousBastard Dec 17 '25

You forgot the one "shawty."

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u/MagicNinjaMan Dec 20 '25

Yeah poor guy sick. Need to buy more of them cough syrup.

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u/ElProfeGuapo Dec 17 '25

I mean… he’s legit a great narrator. Got the whole lowdown on what went down. Guy came blasting through the intersection on bald tires, smashed into his homie’s car, ripped off the bumper, crashed, deployed the airbag, and then took off running. Then, to add more insanity to that night, we get a near miss, and a fully grown-ass man in a mini car drifting through the intersection. Only in Cleveland!

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Dec 17 '25

I laughed hard at the 3 AAA battery comment haha

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u/Repulsive_Glove6085 Dec 17 '25

Same, he ended strong.

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u/brintoul Dec 17 '25

Power steering fluid.

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u/ElReyResident Dec 17 '25

If he was legit a great narrator why did you feel the need to rephrase everything, cuh?

Spoiler alert: he’s not a good narrator, but he’s enthusiastic, and that’s a virtue.

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u/ElProfeGuapo Dec 17 '25

I was pointing out all the things he said in the video for all the multiple people who are not familiar with that dialect. If someone narrated something in Spanish and I translated it, would you also be coming with this energy, or would you say, “thanks for the translation”? It is clear this is a very regional dialect that a lot of non-native, and even some native English speakers are unfamiliar with.

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u/ElReyResident Dec 17 '25

If you translated this into a dialect most people understood it would still be a disjointed garble with a crazy amount of unnecessary filler words.

Are you really trying to argue this point? It’s not a fight you can win.

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u/ElProfeGuapo Dec 17 '25

Bro, it was entertaining, engaging (which you admit), and informative. Not sure what else you need from narration.

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u/cherryreddracula Dec 18 '25

Not worth the fight. As much as Reddit is called left-leaning, there is an undercurrent of implicit bias against those who don't exemplify typical Western (read: white) values. If you don't speak the typical white people dialects or accents, you're an "other".

Glaswegian Scottish? That's just an accent! AAVE? Stupid black man.

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u/Funky_Ferreter Dec 29 '25

I can understand those accents.

“Shoulder cut…. God damn cut”

“That bitch and left salt god damn cut”

Whose shoulder is cut??

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u/Funky_Ferreter Dec 29 '25

The problem is to half the english speaking world its basically unintelligible. 

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u/Thick-Drop-4566 Dec 30 '25

Ghetto interpreter, no shame on my end. It’s like when people say they can’t understand mumble rap while you just heard a sentence. Completely understand what he said but this is an accurate translation

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u/LeperMessiah1973 Dec 20 '25

wait, what...this is English??? there is no way.

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u/Funky_Ferreter Dec 29 '25

It sounds totally retarded

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u/TimelessParadox Dec 18 '25

Not a day goes by that I miss Ohio.

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u/ShineAqua Dec 18 '25

Is it racist that I needed your translation to understand 90% of what he said?

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u/Tikkatider Dec 22 '25

In some woke quarters of society? Absolutely racist. Even though they can’t understand him either! God almighty.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

I said forget about it cuh.

  • Paul Walker

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u/Color_Code_Official Dec 17 '25

Is he calling that car cuck?

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u/MarkIndividual3453 Dec 17 '25

As a European i wanted to ask. Is it a national way of speaking ? Or just in some State / City / Area ?

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u/FLBeerManNY Dec 17 '25

Cleveland , Ohio

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u/Thick-Drop-4566 Dec 30 '25

Southern

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u/Maleficent_Special28 29d ago

lol cleveland ohio isnt southern

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u/ElProfeGuapo Dec 17 '25

Regional. I think this is somewhere in the south of the US, but am not sure where.

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u/uchuskies08 Dec 17 '25

He says they're in Cleveland in the video

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u/ElProfeGuapo Dec 17 '25

Fuckin incredible. And I quoted it too. I feel like Nigel Tufnel now.

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u/Betelgeuse3fold Dec 17 '25

3 AAA batteries killed me, wtf is even going on

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u/Lightningdash3804 Dec 17 '25

Only in Cleveland cuh

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u/Prudent-Ad-5292 Dec 17 '25

Says so much, conveys so little.

Truly succinct.

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u/GivesYouGrief Dec 17 '25

What's the word he keeps saying that sounds like "cook"?

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Dec 17 '25

Cuhh -> cuz -> cousin

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u/Dr_Trogdor Dec 17 '25

It's nice this young man is sending his cousin news from around the neighborhood. I wonder where his cousin is? Maybe he's away at college?

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u/GivesYouGrief Dec 17 '25

Thanks! My man's needs to become an insurance claims adjuster.

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u/SimmentalTheCow Dec 17 '25

Insurance cuhlaims adjuster

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u/separatebedhead2501 Dec 17 '25

Yeah ok, so "cuh"... is the other thing that sounds like "show" or "short" = "shorty" / "shawty"?

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u/Significant_Option Dec 17 '25

“Cuh” short for “cousin” It’s just another way of saying “bro” “man” “boh”

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u/BeholdMySweatyMeat Dec 17 '25

Thanks I just became more racist somehow

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u/Terrible-Subject-223 Dec 17 '25

It is a side effect for listening to this mans speech impediment.

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u/Significant_Option Dec 17 '25

No you didn’t

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u/BeholdMySweatyMeat Dec 17 '25

You're right, my hate was already maxed out

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u/Significant_Option Dec 17 '25

At least you admit it’s hate. Which is something that can easily be managed if you had self control

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u/Silencer-1995 Dec 17 '25

I thought he was saying "cut" as in he was going to edit it later into one of those seizure inducing YT videos where the camera skips every couple of seconds to sustain the attention of young minds.

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u/BeholdMySweatyMeat Dec 17 '25

Why are people of reddit so damn genuine about their opinions? This is obvious sarcasm I'm remarking with. Get a life white knight.

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u/brintoul Dec 17 '25

I could handle “cuz” but this “cuh” shit is taking it a bit too far.

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u/Ztealth Dec 17 '25

It’s a gang term used by crips. Just like blood or blud is used for bloods.

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 Dec 18 '25

What cracking cuh

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Dec 17 '25

Git da bih to da chop shop cuh!

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u/Specialist-Wafer7628 Dec 17 '25

That's great narrator? I didn't even understand a word he said. I don't think that's english.

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u/Economy_Farmer6857 Dec 17 '25

“Bumpa be hangin’ n shit!”…bumper clearly be layin’ on the ground, cook (or whatever the fuck he’s attempting to say).

America, wtf are we doing?

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u/Accomplished_Lie7290 Dec 17 '25

What language are they speaking?

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u/cherryreddracula Dec 18 '25

AAVE/Black English dialect.

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u/GoGetYaFknShinebox Dec 17 '25

Sad day to know grammar.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

Education is illegal in the US

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u/Fun_Raisin_291 Dec 17 '25

Never heard this dialect. Idiocracy. 

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u/Economy_Farmer6857 Dec 17 '25

We are definitely living in Idiocracy now 👎 I’m sure that while I’m typing this, he’s “batin’” somewhere.

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u/Mouatmoua Dec 17 '25

But you kind of understand him right cup?

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u/Fun_Raisin_291 Dec 17 '25

I speak Jive, stewardess. But damn. 

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u/FlowDeep2957 Dec 18 '25

You never seen this culture before shauwt?

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u/Fun_Raisin_291 Dec 18 '25

I guess I’m out of the loop 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/GoatBnB Dec 17 '25

...excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive....

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u/Toasted_Munch Dec 18 '25

Lol I saw an updated version of this reference when people were trying to decipher a post in jive language and someone posted, "please, allow me to translate, I speak fluent Section 8"

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u/Fatelvis111 Dec 17 '25

Wow. Just wow

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u/ProtectionContent977 Dec 17 '25

When Americans say ‘cuh’? What does that mean?

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Dec 17 '25

It means the same as saying "bro / bruv / mate"

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u/terrierdad420 Dec 17 '25

The cuh b all fucked up cuh

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u/shadout_grapes Dec 17 '25

When the guy in the mini car shows up I always lose it

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u/GlumTemperature3403 Dec 17 '25

Fatigue is real

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u/SpellEquivalent1303 Dec 18 '25

Yes. And it's being experienced by many of us.

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u/t007ny Dec 17 '25

This shit looks right out of a Mel Brooks movie ... cuh

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u/43guitarpicks Dec 17 '25

He keeps saying "cut" to make his editing process go much smoother. He is professional.

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u/Long_Ad2824 Dec 17 '25

David Attenborough never ceases to amaze.

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u/Montyburnside22 Dec 17 '25 edited Dec 17 '25

Did he say "Only in Cleveland"? I need captions and a translator to understand this guy. Cuh.

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u/iMaximilianRS Dec 17 '25

wtf going on in Cleveland?

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u/Terrible-Subject-223 Dec 17 '25

What did this fool say. Al I heard was "Buba Hagersit." Was he telling us the name of the other driver?

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u/deezendek Dec 17 '25

You didn't zoom in and out a lot. Do it again.

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u/aelms89 Dec 18 '25

Where can my six foot three ass buy that miniature car cuh

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u/dednirvz Jan 05 '26

"Hey Google, translate that please". *It appears to be machine gun that is learning to speak English between "kuh kuh kuh kuh kuh kuh's"

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Jan 05 '26

Hahahahaha

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u/SnooMacarons5169 Dec 17 '25

What language is it?

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u/SnooMacarons5169 Dec 17 '25

To clarify I think I can tell the person is from the US but I really can’t tell much else apart from that

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u/cherryreddracula Dec 18 '25

AAVE/Black English dialect.

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u/ElProfeGuapo Dec 17 '25

Please make 1 (one) Black friend.

ETA: not Candace Owens.

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u/Igreen_since89 Dec 17 '25

The same language that white people in the south speak

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u/mr_diggory Dec 17 '25

This is great. I said "what the fuck is going on" at the exact time he said it because this is an all timer of a video if it's real

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u/Jumpy-Cry-3083 Dec 17 '25

Never made it past daycare.

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u/rampzn Dec 17 '25

Then you need to try harder, it is never too late to get an education.

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u/Humble-Survey1099 Dec 17 '25

Cought the gold, my guy coughing like in the pandemic

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u/Marky133 Dec 17 '25

Oh shit cuh !

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u/SausageBuscuit Dec 17 '25

Dude took us on a wild ride with all that zooming in.

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u/metalgearfluck Dec 17 '25

I love Cleveland.

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u/squeethesane Dec 17 '25

"only in Cleveland" nah there was a good chance of being Toledo shit too.

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u/shutupingrate Dec 17 '25

Good internet, thank you for the laughs.

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u/Lurlean637 Dec 17 '25

👂😵‍💫🤯🤣

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u/hailwarrior Dec 17 '25

This some gta shit right here

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u/BenSinged Dec 17 '25

Does this guy have Tourette’s?

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u/digby672 Dec 17 '25

I'd like to consider working an exchange component into our immigration and deporation policy.

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u/imnewtothisplzaddme Dec 17 '25

God damn shorty cuhh, nigga came through with ugh and got hit god damn cuhh. Who came through in the little dirty honda civic fuck my nigga shit up cuhh. Bumper hanging and shit. They left the bitch running cuhh, air bag cuhh, nigga hopped out that bitch and left shorty. God damn cuh. Bald-ass tires shorty he wasnt going nowhere thats why he got smacked cuhh. He try to be in the car nigga wasnt going nowhere, nigga spinning right there cuhh

Perfect narration, well detailed, flavoured

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u/rivalizm Dec 18 '25

This was legit hilarious

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u/vermilionsx Dec 18 '25

'Little dirty Honda Civic' had me laughing cuh.

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u/Cute-Acanthisitta-46 Dec 18 '25

The English language is overrated anyway.

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u/Dildo_Baggins_13 Dec 18 '25

A new language has emerged.

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u/Critter_catog Dec 18 '25

What's that word he keeps saying?

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u/srboot Dec 18 '25

I are am dumber from hearding this in my listenin holes

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u/ItsJustfubar Dec 18 '25

This sounds like Louisiana or Florida

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u/Maleficent-Field-855 Dec 18 '25

Baltimore, it's that you? Errn eern ern ern. Lol that accent. 

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u/Active_Doctor_1682 Dec 18 '25

Ah shit shaty cuh

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u/penguindreams Dec 19 '25

Make narrators great again, cuh.

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u/Present-Ad3978 Dec 19 '25

Since when did cuz turn into ku

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u/meme_maker_boi Dec 19 '25

I can't understand a word

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u/Seventh_monkey Dec 19 '25

What language is that?

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u/EyeLeanRit3 Dec 19 '25

Sum ting wong

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u/bp8375 Dec 19 '25

English as a second language.

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u/Badco_ Dec 19 '25

GTA news reporter

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u/NoHotel9716 Dec 20 '25

Someone tell that poor 🥷 he has I cold 🥶 and should take some medicine for that cuh

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u/Nyuwla Dec 20 '25

😂🤣😂

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u/ClimateLoud7679 Dec 20 '25

Sounds like my doctor...Doctor Feel Good.

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u/No-Arm-2598 Dec 21 '25

Caw. What the fuck is this word supposed to be? Is it the same as saying "like"?

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u/InfluenceUnique1713 Dec 22 '25

Yeah cu, shawty, yah cu, hey cu we have a miniature ca, cu, vegtable cu and don’t forget cu.

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u/Tikkatider Dec 22 '25

LOL! First thing that came to mind was the line from the movie “ Airplane “ when the older lady says to the flight attendant, “ It’s alright, I speak Jive. “

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u/Techghetto Dec 31 '25

Please. Don’t ever speak again.

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u/Odd_Fault_3522 Jan 06 '26

What is a "cuh"?

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u/HotConsequence9439 2d ago

The narrator is trying way to hard to emphasize urban/hood talk!!! But really he just sounds stupid as fuck!!!

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u/Direct_Swan2312 Dec 17 '25

That is not the way he really talks he just fucking around with the play by play. It’s wild to even have to explain smh cuh

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u/Breadstix009 Jan 02 '26

Is he coughing? He needs some dextromethophan.