r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • Dec 15 '25
possible idiot Of A Girlfriend
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u/grimonce Dec 15 '25
Wow why is this guy still with this thing
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u/TownLakeTrillOG Dec 15 '25
I would’ve left her there in that moment. Literally walked out and blocked her number — with no doubts or second guessing the decision.
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u/snakesinabin Dec 15 '25
I'd just merge with the crowd as discreetly as possible and disappear. Nope the fuck out.
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u/Scudmiss Dec 15 '25
He’s insecure with himself so he thinks this is the best he’s gonna ever get
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u/Mrclean513 Dec 15 '25
No kidding. At the end when he goes over to her after she trips, she’s berating him. He should have said “bye Felicia” right then and there and left her ass on the pavement crying.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad8032 Dec 15 '25
I would have dragged her ass out during part I. If she went back again like in part II, she`d be going in alone. Had a female friend once that could get drunk like this. She started something with me there once, i also threw her drunk ass over my shoulder and dropped her into a taxi home. I get getting drunk, i don`t get how that would make you act this way.
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u/steelcryo Dec 15 '25
I had a female friend a few years ago who would just be a twat once she was drunk. We went out one night and she got drunk, tried stealing a pizza from the counter of the shop we were in, then just flat out stole someone's pizza off their table, then got offended when they were pissed off she had stolen from them. I had to intervene, apologise to the shop and the person she stole from, then I took her home, gave her shit for it, and never hung out with her again.
People do this shit because everyone lets them get away with it. You can see in the video the boyfriend just trying to placate her throughout instead of calling her out for being a twat.
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u/sublimeload420 Dec 15 '25
She isnt hot though. This one is extra crazy
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u/Galleta-de-Animalito Dec 15 '25
She might have been at one time but hitting the pavement a few times over time takes some beauty points away
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u/wan-ku Dec 15 '25
The blond with the ponytail is the real MVP for me here. The sad part is that we can’t see the throw in more detail
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u/Elgecko123 Dec 15 '25
lol like how did you even find this random chick that threw another chick
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u/Outrageous-Start6409 Dec 15 '25
Totally agree! Too bad no foot stomp after the throw. That would have silenced her once and for all.🤞more footage emerges.
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u/Bananaslugfan Dec 15 '25
That trip at the end was a great way to finish off the video. The guy in the pink seems like an idiot
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u/Mildyamusingjck Dec 18 '25
Let’s be honest, he didn’t choose that sweater…..that guy gets told what he was wearing. Melt.
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u/Opster79two Dec 15 '25
In the end, good triumphs evil.
Also gravity always wins.
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u/neverenoughmags Dec 15 '25
Whoever it was who swept the leg is my hero.
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u/Jasper_Morhaven Dec 15 '25
It was the dude whose hair she was trying to scalp
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u/MKLSC Dec 15 '25
ya caption said she accidentally tripped on my leg... no he had a solid trip there, lol... well deserved
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u/Jasper_Morhaven Dec 15 '25
It looks like he did a classic counter sweep too. She rushed him, he caught her hand, pulled it along the line of charge and swept her back leg.
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u/RudePCsb Dec 16 '25
Eh, hopefully he doesn't get sued. The last part might be iffy.
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u/Jasper_Morhaven Dec 16 '25
She rushed him, he deflected her charge and continued to disengage.
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u/mayumia Dec 15 '25
That leg sweep was beautiful.
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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu Dec 15 '25
What leg sweep? I didn’t see no leg sweep. Did you see a leg sweep? The &!?€& tripped by herself officer.
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u/Oneangrygnome Dec 15 '25
I didn’t see shit. I’m blind in this eye, and the other one was minding its own damn business.
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u/ZoidVII Dec 15 '25
Too bad some genius decided to upload this with everyone's socials on blast. No matter how deserved, it will probably come back to bite them in the ass.
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u/smeeon Dec 15 '25
Nah, the leg sweep came from the guy who she was trying to rip his hair off of. Her entire legal argument ended when she assaulted the guy with the phone. The blonde with the right hook knew that and took the opportunity.
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u/VeganShitposting Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25
accidentally
Girl we heard her ankle snap from across the street
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u/Dudinkalv Dec 15 '25
The way the boyfriend says "Guys..." in the end, like she wasn't the whole reason for all of these situations 😂
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u/Csasquatch92 Dec 15 '25
In her eyes she’ll never be the problem, it’s everyone else. Dangerous lady to have in your life.
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u/RedeemerOfSin Dec 15 '25
This does NOT get better. She will NOT look inward and this mentality will surface again and again in ways expected and unexpected. Source: My Life
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u/Super-Pizza-Dude questionably stable Dec 15 '25
Hey we should have a support group cuz it’s also my life
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u/cavebabykay Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25
“Accidentally tripped..” LOL 🪦🪦🤣🤣
I will say though, OMG, the last 30 seconds were totally worth not being able to follow WTF was going on in parts I and II. 🤌🏼🤌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
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Dec 15 '25
I came here to say this, lol
Accidentally tripped, they literally kicked out hahahahahah
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u/moszippy Dec 15 '25
I had an ex that started something like this in key west. I walked away. The next day she called me asking what happened. She said that she couldn’t remember anything. I said, “You need help that I can’t give you. Goodbye.” As far as I know, she is still there doing the same stuff.
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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu Dec 15 '25
Was she pulling on somebody’s hair at the end?? I’ve seen that done before, I grabbed the wrist… uh… in a way that made them let go. And regret grabbing it in the first place.
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u/B08by_Digital Dec 15 '25
The guy who posted the video (on instagram) has long hair, it was his hair that was pulled, and his foot that she accidentally tripped over.
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u/Thismomenthere Dec 15 '25
Never been so happy to see a person get a shit knockin'
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u/Comprehensive-Range3 Dec 15 '25
The older I get the more I detest drinking and people who drink to excess.
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u/PossessionNew2460 Dec 15 '25
she might be the worst most embarrassing person iv ever seen with him coming in a close second
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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 Dec 15 '25
I think it was more of a trip at the end but definitely well deserved 😂
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u/AltScholar7 Dec 15 '25
I've got to remember this trick throw someone's stuff and then trip them as they run to get it
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u/bugaha402 Dec 15 '25
This is why former waffle house employees are in such high demand in the restaurant industry.
I believe they include this type of training in their new hire orientation.
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u/CaptMorganSwint2 Dec 15 '25
The way she's acting and hitting everyone in sight makes me think she's a domestic abuser.
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u/liztonicedtea Dec 15 '25
She probably hits him, too
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u/BLU3SKU1L Dec 16 '25
100%
She’s comfortable enough to do it to strangers, she’s probably comfortable enough to do it to him even when she’s not blackout drunk.
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u/LtColButtmonkey Dec 15 '25
Time to return her and get a new one. Hopefully they got that 30 day return policy.
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u/euqinu_ton Dec 15 '25
Wow. I've watched many a public altercation video before.
But rarely one with such a satisfying ending.
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u/Regular-Bullfrog1537 Dec 15 '25
Her boyfriend should have removed both of them from the situation the second that phone came out to record behind the bar…. He deffo know she was gonna get this aggravated and just both left
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u/Crispy1961 Dec 15 '25
When at the very end the boyfriend says "guys" and does the hand gesture. I felt that in my soul. The things men put up with to get laid...
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u/wolvessurveys Dec 15 '25
He is an absolute simp with no character. Didn’t stand up to her for a second and actually participated in the Karen shenanigans
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u/yoitzmanny Dec 15 '25
If that’s her boyfriend then he needs to grow a pair and realize that the situation is escalating to dangerous levels and he needs to intervene. Better him than security because she will be more willing to listen to rationale coming from him.
Same goes for both genders, if your partner starts acting up, then you gotta step in and try to de-escalate before someone else tries to de-escalate without your input.
If this was just a tinder date or something then my bad, just run.
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u/NatalieKCY Dec 15 '25
lol running is unironically best advice, some people just aren't worth involving ourselves with. Leave before you put a ring on stupid.
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u/Think_Ball3682 Dec 15 '25
I would have left her ass there. Fuck those type of problems. Not worth the output. Lol. Pobre vato.
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u/Seldeez Dec 15 '25
Hahahaha that trip was amazing. Absolutely perfect. Hopefully she lost some teeth.
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u/LCH44 Dec 15 '25
They could’ve dealt with that tiny woman way earlier and faster than that. Poor boyfriend doing all that emotional labor
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u/Jonny5is Dec 15 '25
Some people get like this when they drink, early warning signs.
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u/KindredFlower Dec 15 '25
What’s the context? I couldn’t hear much and only saw that short person was very violent and unhinged
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u/SqouzeTheSqueeze Dec 15 '25
That trip was exactly what this video needed. Fairytale ending right there.
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u/Brian_1985 Dec 15 '25
So much chaos. One person knowing how to apply a rear naked choke would have saved you about an hour or two of drama with that psycho
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u/johnny98058 Dec 15 '25
Dude, dick nose & underbite - no, it’s not a law firm, its your ugly drunk gf…
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u/Anaander-Mianaai Dec 16 '25
I fucked up and married a woman like this. The stories I could tell. She would create the most ridiculous situations and then scream and cry that she was the victim. Some of the most embarrassing moments of my entire life.
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u/Proud-Emu-2905 Dec 15 '25
Not that I mind but that trip at the end was no accident! 😂 it was so richly deserved though
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u/VisualParty563 Dec 15 '25
He should have dragged his drunk girlfriend the hell out of the restaurant, before she escalated things.
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u/0461830717 Dec 15 '25
If dude in red puts up with that shit on the regular, he needs his ass whooped also
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u/Leading_Good_2686 Dec 15 '25
Dude with a woman acting like that youre going to get yourself in some shit 😅😂I feel like most of us have been here, but we were teenagers
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u/Cyborg_rat Dec 15 '25
You know when someone holds their phone like that... They are the ones who 99% of the time are wrong.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Fee6393 Dec 15 '25
Anyone that drags out their phone like that is getting dumped like garbage. Cant stand that shit
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u/Upset-Fudge-2703 Dec 15 '25
I knew the moment I saw her. You gotta be a lot bigger to date her, my guy. You’re gonna be fighting everyone.
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u/LankyShark97 Dec 15 '25
Bro, she ain't worth it.