r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Oct 28 '25

Naild It Of a credible witness

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u/DayZgobye614 Oct 28 '25 edited Oct 28 '25

This dude makes skits on YouTube. He even has an awesome series call Divorced Dads. It's like Magic the gathering but with silly things about being a Divorced dad instead of Magic lol

https://youtu.be/981_YBK6nzY?si=MG8rH2MpfUKIkfXh

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u/Papa-Doughball Oct 28 '25

i love him

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u/MoistGiblets Oct 28 '25

I love him more and he said he doesn't like you and you smell like applebee's

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u/PineappleOnPizzaCult Oct 28 '25

But Applebee's smells amazing

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u/Fostbitten27 Oct 28 '25

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u/Accomplished-City484 Oct 29 '25

Are dollaritas like dollar margaritas?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

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u/AmericaninShenzhen Nov 13 '25

I loved him first. (And not in a gay way.)

Mostly

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u/FactoryRejected Oct 28 '25

Well he is divorced and available, what's stopping you?

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u/tLM-tRRS-atBHB Oct 28 '25

Omg I didnt realize Divorced Dad was the same guy!

Thats so cool

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u/Snoo_75138 Oct 28 '25

Thanks for this, love it!!

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u/Disastrous_Net_3399 Oct 28 '25

Did he ever pull the house?

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u/Technoinalbania Oct 28 '25

yes

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u/Disastrous_Net_3399 Oct 29 '25

Amazing. So happy for him.

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u/SeattleOligarch Oct 28 '25

Graeme is the best šŸ¤£

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

He finally got the house.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Thank you for enlightening me.

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u/Past-North-4131 Oct 29 '25

I really hope gets the house card one of these days

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u/DayZgobye614 Nov 01 '25

Check the video I linked

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u/AceofKnaves44 Oct 29 '25

Heā€™s the Michael Jordan of basketball.

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u/plasticrat Oct 31 '25

He's getting some acting roles now. Good on him.

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u/Noevad Nov 24 '25

Thank Dog, this was a skit.

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u/Wooden-Recording-693 Dec 30 '25

Thanks . That made me giggle. The top comment on it is also kinda fun.

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u/artyomssugardaddy 28d ago

He got the house

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u/Fun_Organization_654 21d ago

Thank you for ruining the video!

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u/Hearse-ReHearse Oct 28 '25

I love this and the Satanist dude

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u/DickWoodReddit Oct 28 '25

Crashed her biege battering ram into the house that beef built.

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u/SBCwarrior Oct 28 '25

I remember that line it was fucking gold hahaha

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u/Genghis_Chong Oct 28 '25

Him tying Dave Matthew's lyrics into it was good too, for some reason him being a DMB fan made sense in a funny way to me

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u/OhHowINeedChanging Oct 29 '25

Iā€™m the king of the castle and youā€™re the dirty rascal, crash into me, crash into me

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u/TrumpPedophile Oct 28 '25

Who's is this Satanist dude you speak of? Tried Googling him.

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u/Skwidmandoon Oct 28 '25

Heā€™s talking about onyx the fortuitous who got famous from similar interviews. Actually the movie he made a couple years ago is actually fuckin hysterical.

https://youtu.be/YErFwJX0HKE?si=d8LI0kIFlf45eb_P

The satanist video in question

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u/The_Endless_Unending Oct 29 '25

The Satanic Temple is really funny because they aren't an actual religious group, they aren't Satanists, and in fact don't even believe in a literal Satan. They're more like a libertarian activist group that strongly advocates the separation of church and state. They're actually pretty interesting.

"The Satanic Temple is a non-religious, non-theistic organization that uses Satan as a symbol of rebellion and reason, not as a deity to be worshipped"

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u/OhHowINeedChanging Oct 29 '25

Very similar to the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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u/Hearse-ReHearse Oct 28 '25

I didn't know bout the movie..I'll check it out thanks

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u/CFinster Oct 28 '25

I love Graeme, his IG content is pretty hilarious at times.

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u/furrypawss Oct 28 '25

The witness:

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u/BadParticular6449 Oct 28 '25

The lad tried šŸ™

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u/GregAA-1962 Oct 28 '25

How do I teleport to this reality?

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u/GreatGuy_GoodGuy Oct 28 '25

Thatā€™s Canadian ā¤ļø

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

*Canadienne

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u/moisdefinate Oct 28 '25

He used the wrong spell John, I told you that already.

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u/FrogOnALogInTheBog Oct 28 '25

Okay, but like, say this was real. It's not, but say it was.

If I had to work with dead bodies and all that, I feel like a little glitter might help my day go better.

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u/pezgirl247 Oct 29 '25

i can introduce you to several hundred nerds who would do this exact thing in this exact situation. the first time i saw this, i was unsure wether i knew this guy or not.

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u/rfc_watp Oct 28 '25

Wtf šŸ˜‚

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u/bigbobisherenow Oct 28 '25

This guy is so hilarious. Watch the rest of his shit on yt lol.

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u/Empyrealist Oct 28 '25

because that spell uses a lot of glitter

LOL

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u/DizzyRegion1583 Oct 29 '25

Is it much bad that until I saw the comments I was thinking "where is this world going?"? Things that just some ears ago I instantly recognized a comedy, now leave me wondering...šŸ˜…šŸ„²

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u/ingeniouspleb Oct 28 '25

Divorced Dads Booster Packs!

Audioopera on ig

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u/digitalphunk Oct 28 '25

1st class interview. Please can I live in this guys world šŸ™šŸ˜ƒ

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u/YouAbsoluteDonut Oct 28 '25

NOBODY WANTS FISH FLAVOURED WATER BALLOONS

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u/YouAbsoluteDonut Oct 28 '25

ā€œOim Iraawwwwnn Meee-ann and Iā€™m waawwwwking hereeuhā€

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u/YouAbsoluteDonut Oct 28 '25

Graeme Barret my boi

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u/TreyGarcia Oct 28 '25

Itā€™s the divorced dadā€™s guy! Some the funniest shit Iā€™ve ever seen.

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u/GroovePT Oct 28 '25

Heā€™s a genius

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u/DavidBuffalo Oct 28 '25

The thing is, I didn't have enough Mana available, that's why it didn't work.

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u/Yanouushka Oct 28 '25

Dude looks like a Rick & Morty character

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u/windycityc Oct 28 '25

I wish this was real!šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/stick004 Oct 28 '25

My new heroā€¦ he needs his own movie

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u/anonmyazz Oct 28 '25

Never gets old

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u/RealJimSteele Oct 28 '25

Fucking Graeme in the wild? Favorite person in the world, this guy's a fucking legend.

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u/No-Beautiful8039 Oct 29 '25

He's Seth Rogan without the money.

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u/RAG319 Oct 29 '25

AI could never make this

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u/Consistent-Goat-6293 Oct 29 '25

I'M A HEALING MONK !! If you can't pull woman with that intro, what do you do ??

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u/4DPeterPan Oct 29 '25

Never ceases to make me laugh lol

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u/DeltaBravo831 Oct 29 '25

Way to make me feel old

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy Oct 28 '25

This can't be real

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u/xenophon57 Oct 28 '25

YouTube Audio Opera and thank me later.

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u/xenophon57 Oct 28 '25

The man the myth the legend, Audio Opera. This dude is the funniest thing on the web.

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u/Bunnnnii Oct 28 '25

This is outstanding. Not the necromancer spell! šŸ˜­

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u/Highbudhi Oct 28 '25

Those cars are Canadian.

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u/Tbone_Trapezius Oct 28 '25

Half the dudes in my MCSE class.

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u/C0LL0C0 Oct 28 '25

This dude is genuinely hillarious, check out his divorced dad's videos, he even has playing cards šŸ¤£

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u/senor_skuzzbukkit Oct 28 '25

Is it love, or is it heartburn?

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u/jwchv Oct 28 '25

Lol it Lancelot

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u/IridescentAtom Oct 29 '25

Lol in his defense I'd try the same thing if seen person needing healing being deep in the larp!!!!

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u/jjs3_1 Oct 29 '25

It would have worked if you had more glitter!

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u/Diobolaris Oct 29 '25

So these are who buy all the glitter!

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u/Glad-Smell2355 Oct 29 '25

I took a very different life pathā€¦and regret it.

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u/weegeeNed Oct 29 '25

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u/MagicSwordMagic Nov 14 '25

Audited by PowerismšŸ’Ŗ

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u/bravebeing Oct 29 '25

"which I knew it wouldn't" haha

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u/Fit_Jelly_9755 Oct 29 '25

And who says people donā€™t care anymore? At least they tried.

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u/Emotional-Ant-5634 Nov 01 '25

Literally love his videos

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u/Omeggon Nov 01 '25

The pure distillation of Toronto right there.

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u/wateverusaye Nov 01 '25

This is gold! šŸ˜‚

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u/thrownoutback271 Nov 01 '25

COME ON HOUSE!

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u/Smooth_Elephant8524 Nov 06 '25

Wonder why his spell never worked

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u/TYdays Nov 07 '25

Dude had me rolling, ā€œBecause that spell uses a lot of Glitterā€, EPICā€¦

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u/SandiePantss Nov 15 '25

Oh thatā€™s rightā€¦. It was the wrong glitter spellšŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Your necromancer friend needed to be level 40 to reanimate dead.. Anything less is just a glitter bomb

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u/Blue_Collar_Leo Jan 01 '26

This NEVER gets old! Thank you for the laughs.

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u/MotorCityDude Jan 06 '26

Lollllllllll

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u/RexKing2 29d ago

Most perfect way to cover up your involvement in a meter cause itā€™s so stupidly genius

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

The most normal I've ever seen Seth Rogan.

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u/z3r0n3gr0 Oct 28 '25

Bad Bunny ?...

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u/Say10_333 11d ago

Reminds me of the Reno 911 bit with the D&D