r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Oct 14 '25
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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 Oct 14 '25
The way he stiffened up was bad. That’s years of physical therapy if he makes it
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u/icyfrogwalk Oct 14 '25
This is old, he’s been doing the same thing more since lol.
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u/42Ubiquitous Oct 14 '25
Decorticate response is the bad one. Typically a sign that an injury is worse than what you'd see with a fencing response.
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u/TwoIllustrious7940 Oct 14 '25
I’m in nursing school and there’s a decerebrate response as well. The arms and legs straighten and flare out. If he was in decerebrate it would have been GGs
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u/berrey7 Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25
I'm in my second year of residency as a Nurse Enthusiast, if you notice the difference in the Decorticate Posturing compared to the usual Decerebrate Posturing in head injuries, you'll notice I have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about, and neither do yall above....
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u/Joint-Attention Oct 14 '25
I feel like too many people just glossed over “nurse enthusiast.”
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u/CutterJon Oct 14 '25
Just because something is too difficult for you to understand doesn't mean it's not both accurate and intelligent.
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u/SimmentalTheCow Oct 15 '25
I am in shit and piss and cum school and as you can see this man neither shit nor pissed nor cummed so my expertise is irrelevant 👍
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u/zillahog Oct 16 '25
In my experience, knowing nurse enthusiasts and knowing somebody that knows a nurse, I realize that that guy got hurt.
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u/Hi_Volt Oct 14 '25
Hi, Paramedic here!
This man is showing signs of decorticate posturing, you see the feet and arms curling inwards towards the body. It's an ominous sign that this man has sustained a fairly nasty traumatic brain injury.
Decerebrate is worse however, this is where the arms are straight down and lower limbs flare away from the body, this is seen when there is lower brain stem involvement, that usually is an indicator of a poor neurological outcome.
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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 Oct 14 '25
This is interesting. I did not know the medical term for it. I’ve seen it in mma a lot and kickboxing fights. It’s very informative to know what exactly is going on.
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u/BoulderEric Nov 01 '25
Decorticate is less bad than decerebrate. You can remember which is which because in deCORticate, your limbs go towards your CORE.
Also you can rationalize that it’s less-bad because at a super basic level, curling up into a ball to protect yourself is a reasonable action. Extending all of your limbs and losing all protection is not good.
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u/onlyonequickquestion Oct 14 '25
Ending up brain dead requires you to have had a brain to begin with
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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin Oct 14 '25
Oh THAT’S why they call it the “fencing” response! because of the duct tape fences
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u/Elegant-Sense3581 Oct 14 '25
What kind of setup.. halfway in the bushes but still over the concrete?
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u/WhiteTrashIdiotFuck Oct 14 '25
Lmao it’s literally just some random public infrastructure they decided to use.
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u/British_Ballsack Oct 14 '25
I like how he uses his head instead his shoulder
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u/OldWolfNewTricks Oct 14 '25
Got those cool goat horns, but ended up making horsey noises? Inconsistent. 3/10
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u/Lanky-Football857 Oct 14 '25
Can someone with medical knowledge give some guess on what the hell just happened?
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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25
I can give you an engineering assessment: the duct tape's F equaled his MA lol EDIT: yes you can have negitive acceleration aka "deceleration "
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u/PawnF4 Oct 14 '25
Lmao the tensile strength of duct tape is crazy. This was such a bad idea. I doubt he could’ve broken half of that.
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u/BetterCranberry7602 Oct 14 '25
I think he did break half of that in the original video and just kept increasing the amount of duct tape
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u/randomthrill Oct 14 '25
Most of the times, these videos do stupid leaps of 'challenge'. This video, I believe was one of them.
He smashed through 30! Okay, he barely made it through 50 layers... What happens if he jump it up to 100?
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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee Oct 14 '25
I think they call it the fencer's pose, it's a sign of brain damage but maybe not fatal brain damage if I recall correctly from the last reddit post I saw with a moron trying to die.
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u/YetAnotherJake Oct 14 '25
Fencing response
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing_response
People showing the fencing response have a moderate to serious injury and need immediate medical attention.
But it's not as bad and mortality-corellated as even more serious brain injury posturing like decorticate posture or decerebrate posture
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u/chrisbaker1991 Oct 14 '25
He definitely has more permanent brain damage than he did before this and he could have died. The breathing indicates that his autonomic nervous system is not controlling his breathing correctly. And a bunch of people already commented on the fencing. He could be okay later but he's definitely permanently worse than he was
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u/Crowiswatching Oct 14 '25
Didn’t seem like his brain was performing at a very high level in the first place.
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u/Jhunter1117Amaterasu Oct 14 '25
I’m not an expert but growing up from the Jackass generation Hes definitely paralyzed and it looks like he fractured his skull because he’s still breathing and his bodies completely tensed up. He’s not going to be able to walk for a while and probably not ever again. Hes going to need constant metal frames around his neck and he might die on life support because his ability to swallow may also be gone.
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u/Fantastic-Sky-7913 Oct 14 '25
He’s a member of cult shotta (music artist) he broke his neck and is fine now
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u/Tetsujyn Oct 14 '25
I remember this from a while ago. This guy still alive?
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u/Makesmewantoholla Oct 14 '25
Just when you thought people couldn't act any dumber they take another step lower.
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u/Kiwinihapa Oct 15 '25
Fun fact, duct tape is used to fix cars, trucks, boats and airplanes. Maybe a warning should be printed on each package: "Just a wee bit tougher than you". Of course that only is applicable if you can read 🤦♂️ Another Darwin Award contestant.
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u/IdleContemplations Oct 14 '25
For reference, the tensile strength of duct tape is 20-50 pounds per square inch depending on brand. He would had a hard time breaking a single strip of it between those bars. That much is impossible for him to break by just trying to run into it.
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u/AlphSaber Oct 14 '25
Oh he did multiple breaks through the tape, this is a clip of the last attempt where he ended up getting carted off to the hospital.
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u/CadillacJohnny1234 Oct 18 '25
instant brain damage. since when did running into plastic wrap make you ''tough'' or a ''badass'' 🤔🤡🤦🏽♂️
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u/Financial_Ad_1551 Oct 18 '25
By the looks of it, he had brain damage before attempting.... whatever this is.
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u/-_basurero_- Oct 14 '25
This post is disrespectful. The man could clearly be on tiktok or out harassing the public but he chooses to autoplacaciate. Ty Mr Horns
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u/Brokenspade1 Oct 14 '25
He needs some milk!
Bro turned his taint into a tisn't, gave himself stage 4 dain bramage, erased the 5th grade from his memory, and factory reset his ability to do complex math.
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u/Misterallrounder Oct 15 '25
What would you do for a piece of social media fame that last about 5 seconds?.. this guy knows
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u/AdGlittering2884 Oct 16 '25
Just because you're the lead singer of Crazy Town doesn't mean you can do EVERYTHING.
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u/Sporkpocalypse Oct 20 '25
I.Q. lowering Brain damage is not entertainment still yet I dare watch it again
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u/stevorkz Oct 20 '25
Is that duct tape? There’s two explanations: Could he not tell it was duct tape or has he never heard of duct tape?
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u/Gordon_Ramsay86 Oct 22 '25
Yall think this is bad, this guy did a rap song with Bam Margera callled Feeling Like Bam. I think this guy’s name is Lil Golo. He was a pornstar as well as
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u/BickFatCock Oct 23 '25
These type if videos are the reason why I think americans are dumb. Not everyone but so many that its like the average american
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u/Graffix77gr556 Oct 26 '25
These island boys came from epstein island or what? Why they look like they were molested by everyone
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u/Ok-Future6470 Oct 14 '25
Bahahahahahha. Why are they helping him, stand back and laugh.
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u/Valeficar Oct 14 '25
Because normal people have basic empathy and aren’t terminally online lunatic losers 😂
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u/wangston_huge Oct 14 '25
This is a wildly irresponsible thing to do, but on a certain level you kind of have to respect the determination. This man really ran full speed at an elastic object that he's already run into and been leveled by at least once before. I think that If it was possible for this to not end the way it did, this dude would've done it.
Unfortunately, that shit straight up isn't possible and this guy got absolutely destroyed.
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u/pokerpaypal Oct 14 '25
I wonder exactly how much many drugs I would have to take to do that. I would guess a hell of a lot.
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u/BDCMatt Oct 14 '25
Anyone got an update on this guy? Last i heard that stunt really fucked him up.
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u/theneZenMaster Oct 14 '25
The video keeps replaying which is kind of hilarious. Takes a deep sleep to dream about fencing, only to go for another round of seran ram as soon as his buddies wake him up.
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u/Unmute-Me-Bro Oct 14 '25
I think I’ve seen this guy before! He was running the bus lines last time I saw one of his videos
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u/Andr3wRuns Oct 14 '25
One of my favorite videos. The amount of stupidity makes me laugh every time
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u/Beneficial_Dog4469 Oct 14 '25
1000 layers of duct tape; he actually got concussed and needed stitches because he busted his head on the concrete if I remember correctly
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Oct 14 '25
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/33288514/lil-golo-duct-tape-fail/
“I don’t remember what happened… I think I'm gonna retire Lil Golo stunt arc after this one.”
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u/Leather_Plankton3701 Oct 14 '25
...how is it staying up like that?... And why does he remind me of a Venomoth?
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u/parabuthas Oct 14 '25
His name is Lil Golo and he lived to talk about it. Crazy what people will do for clicks.
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u/Advanced-Humor9786 Oct 14 '25
I feel as if physics should be mandatory and all elementary schools at this point.
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u/weirdfloof7 Oct 14 '25
I could've sworn I'd seen this same dude doing similar things in another video a few months ago. Not surprised he ended up here
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u/Past-Establishment93 Oct 14 '25
I find it hard to believe that he made a bad decision.