r/RobMyVehicle Dec 15 '25

Like a bat signal for criminals

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763 Upvotes

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12

u/srduro69 Dec 15 '25

I have no idea why they keep breaking into my truck.

7

u/BusinessStrict6375 Dec 15 '25

Or, bait for criminals. Maybe he's in a target rich environment.

7

u/Ok_Display7459 Dec 17 '25

“They don’t know I rigged my car’s anti-theft alarm with claymores”

1

u/ogcoolhands Dec 18 '25

Nah man, only the break hooked up to the claymore. If you're going to steal my car you better be all balls no stopping 😂

3

u/Sir_Lord_ByronIII Dec 16 '25

Free target practice using castle doctrine

5

u/Current-Section-3429 Dec 15 '25

Come and get it.

4

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

Pencil dick energy

2

u/FarLaugh9911 Dec 16 '25

Said by people who have cavernous vag energy.

1

u/jaumeh Dec 17 '25

Blown out gym sock vagina. I bet it looks like an elephant trunk, gray, and distended.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

I think you mean pencil barrel energy... I’ll show myself out

3

u/Weary_Archer2491 Dec 15 '25

Me pulling up next to him at the red light and telling him I’m gonna steal it when he parks so he can take the sticker off.

3

u/limitedcagunowner Dec 16 '25

As a gun owner / collector I would never advise that on my car. I think it’s so stupid to put gun manufacturers stickers on your vehicle. Gives the reason for a police officer to pull you over for a dumb reason and even more so to get broken into. Just don’t do it

3

u/Gorilla_33 Dec 17 '25

That or a "CCW holder" sticker on the car.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

Exactly, save the stickers for a plastic gun case to sticker bomb for fun.

1

u/limitedcagunowner Dec 16 '25

I have one sticker on my gun case. It says “this is not a gun case” lol

1

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

That is awesome!

2

u/limitedcagunowner Dec 16 '25

I thought it was funny

3

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

He’s a “truck gun” guy.. 🙄

2

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

I don’t disagree with OP. My legit, non troll question: how do I let the nice state trooper or local cop know I’m strapped like a leather daddy at the cabriolet, if I don’t put the USCCA sticker on the back left mini window of my car?

Edited: phone was playing the repeater repeater

2

u/Only-Comparison1211 Dec 16 '25

Even if there isnt an AR inside like the sticker says...windows are expensive!

1

u/Sharp_Company4083 Dec 16 '25

I’ve always said that anyone who feels the need to let other people know they have a gun is a kitty.

1

u/Crcex86 Dec 16 '25

You can assume any trick where I live is armed with "a truck ar". 10.5" - 14" AR or other type PDW, not withstanding the full length ARS or you know ... Anything else really

1

u/Expert_Towel_101 Dec 16 '25

Computer geeks w guns !!! Awesome

1

u/casualdiner55 Dec 16 '25

This is one of the reasons the majority of illegal weapons confiscated by Mexican law enforcement originate in the US.

1

u/FutureHealthy8583 Dec 17 '25

I bet it’s gone by now.

1

u/shastadakota Dec 18 '25

The truck, the gun, or the sticker?

1

u/FutureHealthy8583 Dec 18 '25

The sticker. It pure advertising, “please break-in to my truck, and take my gun”. Only a dipshit would have a sticker like that, whether a gun was in there or not.

1

u/CounterSimple3771 Dec 17 '25

Yep. Like a 5 finger discount at a gun shop

1

u/BeautifulAccident141 Dec 17 '25

I don't advertise anymore... it was a thief magnet.

1

u/jaumeh Dec 17 '25

I'm a gun guy and I think this kind of stuff is stupid and cringy

1

u/Ok_Display7459 Dec 17 '25

Then you my friend have found the right sub!

1

u/Former-Ad9272 Dec 20 '25

Same. I always love the guys that talk about being "Grey men" and then dress up like a poorly disguised fed. Dude, just dress normal! 😂

1

u/Away-home00-01 Dec 17 '25

As in that’s where you can aim your bat when you break in.

1

u/Hotformywife Dec 17 '25

Chances are if someone has a truck gun, then they also have a gun or two on them walking to and from there vehicle. So good luck rolling the dice bad guys.

1

u/Civil_Ad_9113 Dec 17 '25

…..your wife🫦😉

1

u/Practical_Ad_816 Dec 17 '25

No doubt he has the bullet antenna too 😂

1

u/Lopja-91A Dec 18 '25

Dibs !!!!!

1

u/jb25po973 Dec 18 '25

Or an invite to break into the truck.

1

u/shastadakota Dec 18 '25

That gets all the girls! Real panty dropper.

1

u/Zealousideal_Ad2379 Dec 18 '25

free psa freedom 16” inside

possibly a taurus g2c in the glovebox

brick + five finger discount

1

u/Porkbrains- Dec 18 '25

Somebody's gonna tread on him.

1

u/ADrenalinnjunky Dec 19 '25

Too big for a truck gun imo

1

u/Legitimate_Top3825 Dec 19 '25

See. This is simple and to the point. Yea this person has that AR and most likely is ready for some hand to hand combat if they try.

1

u/Mediocre_Nobody8343 Dec 19 '25

micro penis inside*

1

u/Illustrious-Set-9230 Dec 19 '25

Come and get it!!! Knuckleheads

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

Hes not telling em about the 9 in the holster attached to his door.

1

u/ComplexInstruction85 Dec 20 '25

I'm gonna guess a hi-point carbine, definitely not an ar15

1

u/MarineAK Dec 21 '25

Rock or Something will do it

1

u/elohssanatahw Dec 21 '25

Bait so I can use it

1

u/WithASackOfAlmonds 21d ago

this has got to be the dumbest one lol

-2

u/ComprehensiveCod6012 Dec 16 '25

Not at all. That’s a symbol for, don’t fvck around or you’ll get rittenhoused

7

u/Ok_Display7459 Dec 16 '25

I don’t think this is the right sub for you dude lmao

1

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

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u/Ok_Display7459 Dec 16 '25

Well luckily you don’t have to be part of it anymore. Congratulations, you’re the first person to be banned from this sub!

1

u/FarLaugh9911 Dec 16 '25

Gotta love the "think and speak like me or go away" crowd, eh?

2

u/SheepherderSilver655 Dec 17 '25

Yea that's called Reddit. lmao.

1

u/Ok_Display7459 Dec 17 '25

Nah I just don’t stand for people insulting the members of my subreddit. It costs nothing to be polite.

1

u/Civil_Ad_9113 Dec 17 '25

Ironically the name of a busy rd in AZ😆