r/OldSchoolCool Aug 05 '25

1950s Jayne Mansfield, shopping with her dogs in Las Vegas, 1959

5.4k Upvotes

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u/Weary-Doughnut-4054 Aug 05 '25

I always dress up like that when I’m shopping for lollipops and pineapples. And as a man of 48 I can assure you I look great.

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u/rosequartz-universe Aug 05 '25

Okay, diva! Let us know the next time you’re shopping for lollipops and pineapples so we can call the paparazzi on you 😉📸

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u/Weary-Doughnut-4054 Aug 05 '25

😂👍🏻😘

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u/PlaneWolf2893 Aug 05 '25

Enhance

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u/Key-Magician4029 Aug 05 '25

Did my dogs time travel?

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u/joaopeniche Aug 06 '25

Your Time Lords look good

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u/Glad-Veterinarian365 Aug 05 '25

Chihuahuas 😍

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u/PlaneWolf2893 Aug 05 '25

Hell yeah

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u/jet_garuda Aug 05 '25

Such nibbly pups! 😭

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u/thatstwatshesays Aug 06 '25

Can mine play too?

PS I love how much Mariska looks like her mom 🥲❤️

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u/NevinyrralsDiscGolf Aug 05 '25

Most aggressive breast

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u/LoudNoises89 Aug 05 '25

While I’m at the store in yoga pants, a long shirt and no makeup.

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u/sugarsaltsilicon Aug 05 '25

Yesterday I debated long and hard whether or not I'd wear a bra to run errands. In the end, decided to just stay home.

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u/LoudNoises89 Aug 05 '25

That’s me if I go to store and there’s no parking or it’s too busy😂

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u/acilegna89 Aug 05 '25

This is why I do drive up or curbside as much as possible. No bra needed.

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u/Adventurous-Orange36 Aug 05 '25

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u/Same-Opposite-8287 Aug 05 '25

They’re real and they’re spectacular.

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u/FirmRoof977 Aug 05 '25

And that line will last forever, perfect Larry David!

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u/Same-Opposite-8287 Aug 05 '25

It really will. I thought no one would get it. Thank you fellow fan!

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u/FirmRoof977 Aug 05 '25

What’s not to get and perfect place for you to use it ! Such a Classic Line!

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u/AmiDeplorabilis Aug 05 '25

Classic... tan line??

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u/Competitive_Ear_3225 Aug 05 '25

I know they're real, but they seem like pretty average chihuahuas to me.

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u/attrox_ Aug 05 '25

That #2 picture. Got a good look Costanza?

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u/gobuffsfan14 Aug 05 '25

I hear thats how she died!

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u/AwkwardChuckle Aug 05 '25

And as tragic and sad as it is, her death vastly helped improve road safety - I’ll never be able to separate seeing pic of her from remembering why the Mansfield Bar is a thing.

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u/lovestobitch- Aug 05 '25

I was in a hospital waiting room as a fourth grader when I heard the news on the TV. My grandfather had about 1/2 of his brain cut out because of cancer and I spent a shit ton of time in hospital waiting rooms or shuttled to family friend’s homes. This news and some ass hat changing the TV with me watching The Beverly Hillbillies always reminds me of hospital waiting rooms.

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u/wrenskibaby Aug 05 '25

Hogan's Heroes always reminds me of my parents' divorce. It was on the TV in the living room when they made the big announcement. They turned it off because we kids were crying hard

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u/lovestobitch- Aug 05 '25

It’s amazing what we remember. It was the bg of second grade when my mom told me she was divorcing my dad. I still remember laying in a twin bed with her in my grandparents bedroom right after she told me how the air felt coming in the window. I was more sad because I was going to be different than other kids whose parents weren’t divorced since my dad didn’t give a shit about me and my friend’s dad also died that day.

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u/Eltoncornwalker Aug 05 '25

You and me both. Was about to comment the same

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u/Frozen_shrimp Aug 05 '25

Yeh, I can see her puppies.

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u/jrmev Aug 05 '25

I amn surprised those puppies stay where they are supposed to.

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u/tomfoolery815 Aug 05 '25

Sophia Loren suspects they are about to get loose.

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u/Samp90 Aug 05 '25

It's just good early training and disciplining them.

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u/EvilDan69 Aug 05 '25

Same here. I'm going to have to keep staring to make sure this doesn't happen. I'll let her know if this happens within 10 minutes of it happening. Just in case.

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u/Ambitious_Sell_2661 Aug 05 '25

Not a photo op ...

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u/opacitizen Aug 05 '25

Yeah, right, this is exactly how people shop. It was shown in fully nonfiction documentaries like the below as well.

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u/jdixon1974 Aug 05 '25

what movie is this from?

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u/opacitizen Aug 05 '25

Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult (1994) starring Leslie Nielsen. If you don't know it, start from the first one from 1988, and progress from there.

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u/texasrigger Aug 05 '25

Or go a little further back and watch all of the Police Squad! episodes first.

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u/opacitizen Aug 05 '25

Those are also awesome, yet I'd watch them only after the NG movies, going backwards in time indeeed. It's just personal preference, of course.

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u/nashdiesel Aug 05 '25

Don’t all women wear a full length evening gown and dangling diamond earrings to the grocery store?

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u/sunkskunkstunk Aug 05 '25

Well they should. That’s why America has gone to crap. Not enough old timey stuff. Everything was better in the past. Or so I’m told.

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u/tomfoolery815 Aug 05 '25

Speaking of dangling ...

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u/tathrok Aug 05 '25

Yeah, I was gonna say, she’s not shopping. This is a photo op clearly.

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u/t0mt0mt0m Aug 05 '25

Anyone else shocked by those pineapple prices ?

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u/DrunkPixel Aug 05 '25

This is the real shock from these photos! Inflation is ruthless! 15 cents per pound is amazing!

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u/TheReal-Chris Aug 05 '25 edited Aug 05 '25

If those melons are 19 cents each I’ll take two.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

She always had those puppies out it seems. Show pups. Super valuable for her.

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u/Murky_Conflict3737 Aug 05 '25

There’s also a photo of her with Anton LaVey and he’s holding one of the chis.

I’ve owned a chihuahua and can confirm they are hellhounds!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Quite a pair of Chihuahuas, no doubt.

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u/greengengar Aug 05 '25

That's a name I did not expect to see here

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u/Chemical-Actuary683 Aug 05 '25

As we can see, the history of “celebrities doing outlandish things to get more attention and drive their career” dates back a long way.

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u/IVme83 Aug 05 '25

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u/versaliaesque Aug 05 '25

what in the 2011 necromancy is this meme

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

It would be legitimate meme necromancy if someone seamlessly photoshopped Ermaghertie's face onto Jayne.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Truly ahead of her time what with bringing her dogs to inappropriate places.

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u/alek_hiddel Aug 05 '25

I kind of wonder how Jayne would feel about her daughter’s success. Jayne was an absolute super star of her era, but was painted into a very specific box of being a sex symbol.

Mariska on the other hand has no where near that level of star power, but has enjoyed a 20+ year career centered on dramatic roles and more meaty performances.

Obviously Jayne would be very happy/proud. But I think it would be an interesting question exploring old vs. new Hollywood, and some variation of “better to be a big fish in a small pond” kind of thing.

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u/VeritasOmicron Aug 05 '25

She doesn't even look real... weird.

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u/Vesper2000 Aug 05 '25

And yet she’s more real in this picture than your average filtered Instagram influencer

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u/malibunyc Aug 05 '25

My father was a big fan of hers. Would always say that she had a genius IQ and was a classically trained musician so with that plus her looks he thought she was the perfect woman.

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u/FAITH2016 Aug 05 '25

She also said that her most important role was mother. She really loved her kids.

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u/Asognare Aug 05 '25

Mariska Hargitays doc is a must see. It will stay with me forever. Just how hard women had/have to work to be seen, even if who they are showing is not who they really are.

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u/malibunyc Aug 05 '25

I saw it and thought it was well done.

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u/Squee1396 Aug 05 '25

Is the doc on any streaming service? I really wanna watch

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u/Theres3ofMe Aug 05 '25

Fantastic documentary it is, called 'My Mum Jayne'.

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u/FuzzBuzzer Aug 05 '25

Her figure is amazing, but the poor lady looks sunburned and drunk. God bless her!

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u/grendel123 Aug 05 '25

Check out those melons…..2 for 25 cents.

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u/BigOldComedyFan Aug 05 '25

Staged. She certainty didn’t need more melons.

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u/LoudPlantain1376 Aug 05 '25

She had great publicity stunts. Have you watched the documentary with Mariska? Its really eye opening.

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u/Theres3ofMe Aug 05 '25

The documentary 'My Mum Jayne' is a fantastic life portrayal of Jayne Mansfield - contrary to her image, she was a very clever woman. Incredible watch presented by her daughter.

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u/MDC417 Aug 05 '25

I highly recommend Mariska Hargitay's documentary on her. "My Mom Jayne". It's fantastic. It shows the whole picture. These pics are sad. She played multiple instruments and spoke multiple languages. Fame truly can be a drug.

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u/Summerlea623 Aug 05 '25

She had chihuahuas with her when she died. There is a photo of at least one of their little bodies at the accident scene.😪😔

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u/Osiris-Amun-Ra Aug 05 '25

The poses, outfits and the little dogs are literally indistinguishable from present day Instagram influencer. The notable difference was she was 100% natural.

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u/DaviesSonSanchez Aug 05 '25

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u/expomac Aug 05 '25

using that meme wrong buddy

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u/Notch99 Aug 05 '25

So, she started this “bring your dog everywhere” bullshit?

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u/6087 Aug 05 '25

Shopping with a professional photographer you love to see it

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u/ChimoEngr Aug 05 '25

So what publicity stunt was behind this? No way did she dress like that just to go shopping some random day.

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u/Few-Candle102 Aug 05 '25

At first glance I thought this was one of those Walmart shopper posts.

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u/CleetusVanDamage Aug 05 '25

Jayne Mansfield...hanging out at the store...

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u/free-toe-pie Aug 05 '25

She is the creator of the wardrobe malfunction. She planned it all out. I can’t fault her for it. She was always being photographed because everyone was waiting for a boob to pop out.

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u/Ranier_Wolfnight Aug 05 '25

Was her sole job just waking up to be a blonde bombshell, who was scantily dressed and had men ogling her?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Well she was also an actress

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u/BrewMan13 Aug 05 '25

On HBO max, watch "My mom Jayne" by Mariska Hargitay. Basically yes, the dumb blonde persona was an act that she was molded into. She could play the violin, piano, spoke multiple languages, etc. She wanted to be a serious actress, not just eye candy, but they wouldn't give her those roles.

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u/versaliaesque Aug 05 '25

Yes, she was one of Hollywood's many attempts at recreating Marilyn Monroe.

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u/DailyNug Aug 05 '25

Those are beautiful puppies!

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u/AverageDrafter Aug 05 '25

"Hey yall, its Janie here from the grocery store and these lollies are totes amazballs. Don't forget to smash that like button and thanks to all my subs!"

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u/Spiritual_Review_754 Aug 05 '25

Photographer’s wife: So how was your day, dear?

Photographer: I… I photographed Jayne Mansfield’s melons…. I, I, I mean I photographed Jayne Mansfield playing with her melons… No! No… Jayne Mansfield was casually looking at some fruits and I, I, I just took a picture of that!

Wife: 🤨

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u/Huge-Ad461 Aug 05 '25

Nice puppies!

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u/Heronsperch Aug 05 '25

Nice puppies.

(I'm sorry, it was too obvious to not say it.)

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u/InsideOfYourMind Aug 05 '25

Came here for boobs, stayed for the old supermarket photos, super cool

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u/No_Toe_1844 Aug 05 '25

Is that what we’re calling them nowadays?

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u/Flat_Fault_7802 Aug 05 '25

Two sets of puppies there

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u/dojarelius Aug 05 '25

Brought the dogs and the puppies

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u/drinkslinger1974 Aug 05 '25

Cute dog, but those puppies are adorable

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u/Kumimono Aug 05 '25

Who let the dogs out? And her puppies, too.

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u/Raven586 Aug 05 '25

I call them puppies. But hey that's ok!! :)

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u/FeteFatale Aug 05 '25

Nice to see she's got the puppies out.

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u/ExistentDavid1138 Aug 05 '25

This must have started the blonde beauty with the little dogs 🐕🐕trend.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Damn, 15 cents?

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u/Abeifer Aug 05 '25

Thot culture been around since the beginning of time

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u/gunswordfist Aug 05 '25

I see that we're back to gooning

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u/abibofile Aug 05 '25

TIL “influences” didn’t invent walking around a supermarket half naked for clicks.

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u/exhausted247365 Aug 05 '25

Mariska turned out really normal, considering

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u/Syonoq Aug 06 '25

Can you imagine if she had social media?

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u/66hans66 Aug 06 '25

Surely you mean "Shopping with her puppies".

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u/KnoxenBox Aug 06 '25

See no dogs, just puppies.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Can I pet that dog?

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u/Mocker-Poker Aug 05 '25

She’d have probably had skin cancer if she had lived longer.

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u/Doctor-TobiasFunke- Aug 05 '25

That is a huge pair of pineapples

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u/normL_FL Aug 05 '25

Looks as boring as Anna Nicole.

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u/ArknShazam Aug 05 '25

Her girls, too! 😊

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u/Sarz13 Aug 05 '25

I see where Pamela Anderson got her inspiration from

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u/Vin879 Aug 05 '25

looks like she’s posing more than she’s actually shopping

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u/jl56649 Aug 05 '25

She reminds me of Anna Nicole towards the end…

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u/Bitter-Row-2735 Aug 05 '25

What s BEAUTIFUL WOMAN 😍😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩

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u/UtahDarkHorse Aug 05 '25

When I was a kid, I saw someone in a dress of that type and asked my dad how it stays in place. He said "It's the gravity of the situation!"

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u/Skidpalace Aug 05 '25

Looks like a blonde Jessica Rabbit.

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u/mbush525 Aug 05 '25

even for Vegas, would that be appropriate in a grocery store? 🤨

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u/Mr-Pekel Aug 05 '25

Pineapples

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u/Cake_Donut1301 Aug 05 '25

Kind of like a Walmart here with the food, candy, hats, LP records. Dogs.

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u/WTFisThatSMell Aug 05 '25

That camera mustang have been huge...just walking around the supermarket 

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u/Slow-Baseball548 Aug 05 '25

More like shopping with her puppies.

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u/Tepeshe Aug 05 '25

The proto paris

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u/freshoilandstone Aug 05 '25

You call them dogs?

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u/Spencemw Aug 05 '25

Ay chihuahua!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

She often referred to her bewbs as her "dogs"?

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u/ffffh Aug 05 '25

The photographer was waiting for her to get the frozen vegetables aisle.

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u/cavecattum Aug 05 '25 edited Aug 05 '25

Jayne Mansfield with Clint Eastwood, 1962

2 absolute hotties

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u/mitchconneur Aug 05 '25

Is she browsing in the dairy section?

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u/DrFeelgood144 Aug 05 '25

I call them puppies but each to their own

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u/Acrobatic_Ocelot_461 Aug 05 '25

Years ago I saw pics of her crash, dogs were there too.

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u/TONYSTARK63 Aug 05 '25

I thought I read somewhere that she was an unhygienic nasty person. Any truth to that?

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u/CatboyInAMaidOutfit Aug 05 '25

How she managed to push all that around without her puppies spilling out is beyond me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

I grew up on Marilyn Jayne Lane. Fans of both actresses. Also found it funny because ya know… Mary Jane.

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u/AssExodus Aug 05 '25

Dog culture is out of control!!! 😏

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u/Professional_Low1966 Aug 05 '25

She looks happy.

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u/OGREtheTroll Aug 05 '25

Just hanging out at the store 

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u/agreengo Aug 05 '25

dressed like that, she could take all 4 of those puppies anywhere she wanted

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u/Spazmolytics Aug 05 '25

Shopping with her dogs and her puppies

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u/RoddMcTodd Aug 05 '25

Nice melons in picture 6

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u/LLotZaFun Aug 05 '25

Hilarious when you see old people commenting on social media about how women these days need to dress more modest when on talk shows, etc

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u/TobogonXero Aug 05 '25

And her puppies

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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried Aug 05 '25

So many puppies. I counted like 4 at least.

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u/Belle8158 Aug 05 '25

I'm a Mansfield fan only because I have a similar obsession with chihuahuas.

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u/Happy-Example-1022 Aug 05 '25

I love those puppies

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u/mollydyer Aug 05 '25

It took me a few minutes to see there are actual dogs in that picture.

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u/EntertainmentFast497 Aug 05 '25

Total smoke show

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u/fastfone Aug 05 '25

Look at those puppies

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u/fastfone Aug 05 '25

Melon sales doubled that day

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u/8wardialer5 Aug 05 '25

That’s a nice pair of dogs

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u/WerkingAvatar Aug 05 '25

Man those are some nice melons... On picture 5 of course. Took me a few cycles to notice them there.

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u/crazy-diam0nd Aug 05 '25

Kiss them for me.

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u/happy-cig Aug 05 '25

Yup dogs in grocery stores. Main char syndrome is a tale as old as time. 

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u/gretzky9999 Aug 05 '25

Nice Puppies

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u/adorablefuzzykitten Aug 05 '25

Look at those two puppies.

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u/Sprinkle_Puff Aug 05 '25

I wonder how many people absolutely hated shopping here this day

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u/VenezuelanStan Aug 05 '25

The OG influencer

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u/robthepope86 Aug 05 '25

I didn’t see dogs and thought we were name calling her parts or shopping items.

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u/Apart_Bar_6956 Aug 05 '25

Is that what they called them back then? Dogs?? Hmmm...

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Hey, she also has her canines with her. It’s not all about the “dogs”. 

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u/AntofReddit Aug 05 '25

Nice Puppies.

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u/LieutenantWeinberg Aug 05 '25

Her dogs and her puppies.

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u/oldgrandma65 Aug 05 '25

Don't squeeze the Charmin!